AssMatrix: Reloaded

Some people asked for video representation of the asses we were describing. I guess they didn’t want to read the site, lol but it was here at this link, in detail!!! Since people don’t want to read anymore, here is the quickest reference for you, enjoy:

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OH yeah… the shaking your ass for the kids to see how hoes behave, and to train those babies, transcends cultural barriers… te gusta pompi y hijos en el mismo video? Well here is more on what is not cool, Ma! Stop shaking your fucking asses in videos with kids the video too! Trust […]

Yeah I saw this commercial and noticed that a lot of the pants that the chicks wear are LIFTING UP THE ASS, and not just shape shifting like we’re used to, here in the united states. Most times, women just stick a bunch of fat into pants and the pants just makes the skin […]

Go download some, bittorrent or whatever! You will NOT be disappointed! Their version of dancing the ‘FUNK’ is music for ladies to put on grapeskin short shorts, thongs or skirts that if they were any shorter, they’d be called HATS! I’ve viewed like 3 or 4 of these shits, maaaaannn get up on that! the […]

You ever wish you had the most high def camera, but have it be so small that no one can see- you know, for those ‘precious’ moments where you didn’t want to be completely obvious? Well so do we, but we had to settle with grainy vid from a tiny Panasonic Dnap, instead. Still, we […]

Yes, if you bought an HP computer/laptop, in the hood, you probably saw a special advertisement that made you rush out and buy the damn thing. You probably ended up fighting with your wifie on this one, especially if she saw the same advertisement of Serena Williams. lol We’re talking about Serena Williams, that […]

We’re getting some hate over the PIG TAIL booties, from our TYPES OF ASS section of ASSMATRIX.COM. People are upset that we, at Assmatrix.com, are making light of the kinds of bodies/booties that are not fully fat, thick, normal or skinny. There are many in-betweens and sometimes people like to ‘upgrade’ themselves, […]

Ok, pop quiz… who’s ass is this?

Come on… think really hard… how could you NOT know? You see it all day, you fantasize about being with her… you really don’t know who’s this is? Ok, I’ll give you another angle. Look again, meng…

Is this a hot butt? What kind of butt would you rate it […]

A reader asked what can we suggest for a better butt, the natural way… but in all seriousness, it’s a combination of genetics and exercise. If you have a flat ass, you just can’t grow it and have to do a Beyonce and get buttpads, or JUST DEAL WITH IT. lol You can get a […]

SCIENTISTS DETERMINE THAT “The ideal waist-hip ratio for women is to have a waist measurement which is no more than 70% of their hip measurement.”

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing! And THIS

would have a mighty swing!

Can THIS
possibly have a nice sexy walk to it, with no hips and butt?? […]