Dudes stay checking this chick’s ass. WHY??!!
Ok, pop quiz… who’s ass is this?
Come on… think really hard… how could you NOT know? You see it all day, you fantasize about being with her… you really don’t know who’s this is? Ok, I’ll give you another angle. Look again, meng…
Is this a hot butt? What kind of butt would you rate it as? Look at the back leg and the butt, does it have that PLUMP, WELL DEFINED SET OF ASSCHEEKS like you normally like? NO? It’s a corny looking ass, right? You wouldn’t pay to see a corny ass like this shake it and do a now-famous booty poppin’ type dance, would you?
Yes you would, because this ass belongs to, none other than, flat-assed, BEYONCE! lol
Beyonce’s Bounce- or lack thereof
Oh quit your moaning, this pic hasn’t been doctored, it really is her. See, unlike many think, Beyonce does NOT have a nice ass, not even a fat plump ass, whatever you want to say, this is a corny ass! But dudes stay tripping over that (to use the ghetto vernacular)! lol You can’t find one dude who will admit to Beyonce’s ass not being corny (see these British idiots’ blog about a Beyonce phone prototype check the ASS of the phone–> CLICK HERE , but of course, we know 3 reasons why you think that: 1) She’s a very pretty woman, make no mistake about it, 2) you’re mistaking a nice plump ass with HUGE THIGHS- don’t know how you’re doing it but you are! Yes, Beyonce is a bamma who’s weight goes all to her midsection when she downs a whole bucket of Churches chicken, by herself. Oh you don’t believe me, everyone ELSE is watching how HUGE she’s getting on stage, and how she she NOT BE IN THOSE OUTFITS!!! oooh did I mention that she FALLS…? lol Her big thighs is why she keeps falling down in performances that are not meant for fat thighed chicks to do in high heels! They thighs can’t get around each other… throw some baby oil on those shits so you get the chub rub out of there!! They keep crashing into each other and she looses balance. lol So stop being distracted with fat thighs!! and finally 3) you’re not paying attention to her actual ass area or you’d notice that her ass is not really there-or that it’s FAKE!! Yes, Beyonce wears butt-pads to make it look like she has a butt, but only when black audiences are the people she’s playing to! 
Yeah, I know you don’t want to believe it, butt-consider this. When she goes on white TV shows, she wants to appeal to a white audience, so she REMOVES the butt pants, and actually get liposuction. Here she is on the TODAY SHOW (the first butt shots I opened the blog with were from another appearance there too!). 
That’s how she keeps fluctuating in size so drastically, so quickly! If you paid attention, you’d see she has a long BACK BUTT! So as she gets fatter by the months, it makes a puffy fat area in the lower back section, which she stuffs in tight jeans and it looks like a butt, to the untrained eye, or desperate, starving dude… then coupled with BUTT PADS… you get this shot:
Jajaja caught you B! LOL Now, with that being said… go back and revist WHY THESE TWO RAPPERS WERE REALLY LOOKING AT BEYONCE’S BUTT, DURING THE AWARD SHOWS…. You were WRONG as to why they were checking her ass, on stage. lol THEY READ ASSMATRIX.COM AND WERE INFORMED!!! That’s an ASSMATRIX REVELATION! LOL
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11 Responses to “Dudes stay checking this chick’s ass. WHY??!!”
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May 8th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Been tellin dudes that ass aint fat…only pics been reworked are those in mags to hype her up:i’d still lick it and stick it but at most she all legs & head.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Hell naw……Who didn’t know Beyonce wore butt pads? Did you know she was 33 as well? lmao
May 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
damn that makes her as old as JayZ. No wonder she wanted to get married this year!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
No Jay Z’s old ass is 40 or better. Yeah she was born the same year I was…….Remeber when she came out with Destiny’s Child and they were trying to get the whole damn world to believe she was 16? Ay please! I saw the article and foto in Honey Magazine before it became an online magazine. There was a family Christmas portrait of Beyonce in 1981. The caption said 7 years-old Beyonce Knowles celebrating Christmas with her family. Now it doesn’t take a genius to know that would mean she was born in 1974. Funny thing is the following month- they NEVER did a correction! So for a woman approaching her mid 30’s- she is the shit! Besides, we know celebrities push their ages back ALL the damn time. That’s nothiong new!
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
yea i feel u but wut about trina? i never really saw her ass so how is it really big? and i love dis website i jacked off 2 it like 91 times
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Mr Meat Beater,
Trina has fluctuated, throughout the years. We have a shot up of her, when she was moving out of zone and into the sloppy ghetto booty but she had a nice ghetto booty early on. I’ve not see her lately, but I’m told she’s much thinner now, so I’m guestimating that she’s lost the fat that made it ghetto booty, question is, did she lose EVERYTHING back there, as well? And you can’t go posting up about jacking off until you are in the THOUSANDS of beat offs to the site! Most members are in the quadruple digits, doggy! Get your yank up! lol
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Put down the pipe; she’s only 27. Only 27 years into a life of perpetratin’ like her ass is big.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I’ve been telling dudes BEYONCE has no ass. she’s all thighs and hips, just like RHIANNA and ASHANTI neither have ass but are just thighs n hips
November 11th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Assologist,
NO doubt I hear people talking about Rhiana was thick and had a nice, big ass. NAH MAN.. NAHHH lol I can see how people are fooled with Ashanti, but like you said, she’s mostly big thighs and hips! I might have to do the Ashanti expose soon. lol
November 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
yo… believe it… rihanna never had ass… damn girl is like what? 5 foot 2 and flat as an airport run way… i ain t even lying, used to see her here in barbados before her contract got finalised… yes she always had that weird style of dress… which has finally graduated into definable goth or something ….
or something…
but she’s got about as much ass as a light pole… even tho i love her, i have to be honest…
as for beyonce…
LMAO …. TO ALL THE PPL WHO KEPT SAYING SHE GOT BOOTY…. YALL MUST FEEL LIKE SHIT… sure she can sing the hell outta anything she puts her mind (and the studio to) but,
NOT ONE ASS TO WORRY BOUT IN LIFE….
November 16th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Bajan,
Lol They still keep calling Beyonce Ms. Bootilicious, in the media. So now the goal is to make white people stop saying that shit! lol The other chick I’m about to expose is the goddamn Alicia Keys. Yuck to that ass wait until you see this. Everyone says she has a nice ass all that BLAH! AND DOUBLE BLAH! Wait until you see these pics man… uhhh
and I never liked Rhianna anyway. Alaine (Jamaican) is a much better artist! She ain’t got no ass either, but I’m just saying lol