Comments on: Dudes stay checking this chick’s ass. WHY??!! http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/ The Blog of ASSMATRIX.COM Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:21:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: odoggz http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-627 odoggz Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:16:47 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-627 Jason, The behavioral scientists have been used for ages to determine just how stupid the audiences are. So if you're the host of some major fashion event, publication, media outlet, etc you just have to say something is 'in' or 'hot' and idiots will agree. They don't need reasons, and neither do the idiots who agree. So they tell us Paris Hilton is hot and Meagan Fox? It's all about european feature and yes her eyes look nice, and she has hair, white skin ... but really I don't see how just your face makes you the hottest ever! Man I burned my Maxim subscription YEARS AGO after seeing their nonsense of what is HOT to them. 9 times out of 10 Petite is hot, no matter what she looks like, to 'polite society'. So you can be the hottest if you have long hair (it can fake if you're light skin black), lighter skin (whiter is better), and the skinnier the better, petite preferred. That leads to an inferiority complex and many feel they now have to try to be 'white' or mimic their standard of beauty, even to their own detriment. Mind you, this is the same media machine that said Calista Flockhart was GRADE A BEEF, and she's just skin and bone- Made the sexiest man alive INDIANA JONES go scoop that up before anyone else had a chance! lol It's like Brasilian chicks are winning most competitions for beauty, recently, but NOT the ethnic looking ones, it's the white/european looking ones who can tan. It's not the dark african, or the dark Indians from there, it's the German or Italian infused with Brasilian chicks! All that Ass in brasil and the best they can do is the model Gissell? WTF?? Same thing as you Meagan Fox example but in another part of the world with many more hot women that smash Gissel to pieces!!!! The European beauty model is back and in full effect as more and more superficial people have returned to wanting to look like they have European features to look hot. Bleaching creams are back and popular in many countries from Jamaica to India to Africa, weaves are permanently attached to black chicks' heads and they refuse to take it off... so in the end, WE HERE at Assmatrix.com would like to focus on the real qualifier, THAT ASS! Not everyone can just pop up and fake that easily and many won't even dare. That nice ass is universal, we don't care about the color, just the shape. We just wanna love the skins we're in- IS THAT SO WRONG??? lol Jason,
The behavioral scientists have been used for ages to determine just how stupid the audiences are. So if you’re the host of some major fashion event, publication, media outlet, etc you just have to say something is ‘in’ or ‘hot’ and idiots will agree. They don’t need reasons, and neither do the idiots who agree. So they tell us Paris Hilton is hot and Meagan Fox? It’s all about european feature and yes her eyes look nice, and she has hair, white skin … but really I don’t see how just your face makes you the hottest ever! Man I burned my Maxim subscription YEARS AGO after seeing their nonsense of what is HOT to them. 9 times out of 10 Petite is hot, no matter what she looks like, to ‘polite society’. So you can be the hottest if you have long hair (it can fake if you’re light skin black), lighter skin (whiter is better), and the skinnier the better, petite preferred. That leads to an inferiority complex and many feel they now have to try to be ‘white’ or mimic their standard of beauty, even to their own detriment. Mind you, this is the same media machine that said Calista Flockhart was GRADE A BEEF, and she’s just skin and bone- Made the sexiest man alive INDIANA JONES go scoop that up before anyone else had a chance! lol It’s like Brasilian chicks are winning most competitions for beauty, recently, but NOT the ethnic looking ones, it’s the white/european looking ones who can tan. It’s not the dark african, or the dark Indians from there, it’s the German or Italian infused with Brasilian chicks! All that Ass in brasil and the best they can do is the model Gissell? WTF?? Same thing as you Meagan Fox example but in another part of the world with many more hot women that smash Gissel to pieces!!!! The European beauty model is back and in full effect as more and more superficial people have returned to wanting to look like they have European features to look hot. Bleaching creams are back and popular in many countries from Jamaica to India to Africa, weaves are permanently attached to black chicks’ heads and they refuse to take it off… so in the end, WE HERE at Assmatrix.com would like to focus on the real qualifier, THAT ASS! Not everyone can just pop up and fake that easily and many won’t even dare. That nice ass is universal, we don’t care about the color, just the shape. We just wanna love the skins we’re in- IS THAT SO WRONG??? lol

]]> By: Jason http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-626 Jason Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:26:50 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-626 Finally, i find people that think like like. I used look for her booty but not never find any. Beyonce has no ass. But the media says so, they are very powerful and have you believe things that are not true. Why ? Because it sells. Of course they will call Beyonce Bootylicious because then the articles looks better and they want to sell, right. That is the problem. There are way too many celebrities that are unsexy but the media portrays them as sexy. For example that white chick Megan Fox, she has a beautiful face but absolutely no body. But she is been voted the sexiest celeb. Thats so dumb. Finally, i find people that think like like. I used look for her booty but not never find any. Beyonce has no ass. But the media says so, they are very powerful and have you believe things that are not true. Why ? Because it sells.
Of course they will call Beyonce Bootylicious because then the articles looks better and they want to sell, right.
That is the problem. There are way too many celebrities that are unsexy but the media portrays them as sexy. For example that white chick Megan Fox, she has a beautiful face but absolutely no body. But she is been voted the sexiest celeb. Thats so dumb.

]]> By: odoggz http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-621 odoggz Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:19:08 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-621 Assologist, I used to have a gif of the dude on to show smacking Tracce Ross' ass and damn he couldn't even cuff that right- and that's a big dude. Only fucked up thing is she can see you looking at her ass, even if you're completely behind her! She's Xray vision with those eyes, they kill me, man. Assologist,
I used to have a gif of the dude on to show smacking Tracce Ross’ ass and damn he couldn’t even cuff that right- and that’s a big dude. Only fucked up thing is she can see you looking at her ass, even if you’re completely behind her! She’s Xray vision with those eyes, they kill me, man.

]]> By: odoggz http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-620 odoggz Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:16:03 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-620 Illy, lol yeah that nastiness Lacy has on her back side is just disgusting! It's so obviously fake it's just disgusting. She's lost and was HOT at her own normal size. Now, she's stuck to low level porn, none of those white boys will call her for interracial. Her ass looks like a lady bug's wings. lol The Beyonce appeal, to whites, is she has a white woman's form, which was ok until she started gaining the weight. First the people lightened up her skin in all the ads, then her people told her to drop the weight and she turned herself into the white-black girl. lol Photoshop can make Whitney Houston look 'thick'. That's a powerful tool. lol Illy,
lol yeah that nastiness Lacy has on her back side is just disgusting! It’s so obviously fake it’s just disgusting. She’s lost and was HOT at her own normal size. Now, she’s stuck to low level porn, none of those white boys will call her for interracial. Her ass looks like a lady bug’s wings. lol The Beyonce appeal, to whites, is she has a white woman’s form, which was ok until she started gaining the weight. First the people lightened up her skin in all the ads, then her people told her to drop the weight and she turned herself into the white-black girl. lol Photoshop can make Whitney Houston look ‘thick’. That’s a powerful tool. lol

]]> By: ASSOLOGIST http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-619 ASSOLOGIST Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:13:23 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-619 the only celeb with TRUE ASS is tracee elliss ross and serena williams. jennifer lopez has ass too, although its not super thick the only celeb with TRUE ASS is tracee elliss ross and serena williams. jennifer lopez has ass too, although its not super thick

]]> By: Illy http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-618 Illy Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:45:08 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-618 So those overly large baked potato's below Lacy Duvall's waist are ass implants? Figures, the cutest ones are also the absolute DUMBEST. Is her new nickname I-Da-Hoe Potato? Anyway, thanks for the heads up. I knew there was something up with Beyonce's shape-shifting reptilian ass. Since its now known that she has a white women's behind, is it safe to start categorizing her with other B-level females? [dodges shoes and projectiles george bush style] I mean, her face ain't even all that. She looks more Asian than Black (not that there's anything wrong with Asian females, except for Kimora Lee). Great website. There's a lot of exposing to do. Photoshop can even make Whitney Houston look decent. So those overly large baked potato’s below Lacy Duvall’s waist are ass implants? Figures, the cutest ones are also the absolute DUMBEST. Is her new nickname I-Da-Hoe Potato? Anyway, thanks for the heads up. I knew there was something up with Beyonce’s shape-shifting reptilian ass. Since its now known that she has a white women’s behind, is it safe to start categorizing her with other B-level females? [dodges shoes and projectiles george bush style] I mean, her face ain’t even all that. She looks more Asian than Black (not that there’s anything wrong with Asian females, except for Kimora Lee). Great website. There’s a lot of exposing to do. Photoshop can even make Whitney Houston look decent.

]]> By: odoggz http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-611 odoggz Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:32:08 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-611 Revelations, Well I'm glad you see the light in this trickery. People are sending me death threats because of this piece- claiming Beyonce just fluctuates in weight. Even when chicks get fatter or drop a baby, the butt stays in the same basic class of ass, just gets bigger is all. You can't change the whole shape from Pig Tail to Applebottom that's impossible without 'help'. Then people say the ladies have nice asses suddenly because they lost weight! That's not how toning or even weight loss works! lol Losing weight makes the fat on the butt go away, or you put muscle on the butt, but tell me why you don't see muscle present in any of the chicks who claim to 'tone'. Beyonce has a white woman's butt, that happens to get fatter/wider from time to time. Kardashian has implants and her ass changes size Week to Week. Also not that her ass doesn't JIGGLE for all the fat that's on it. You'd exect that motion from a Williams Sister ass that is mostly muscle based, but not one that is plump because it's all natural fat (as Kim says it is). Her ass isn't even a hard fat, so instead of muscle enforcing it's shape size, it's implants sitting on top of the muscle, pushing her fat out. She claims genetics and exercise, but her legs have no tone, neither does her stomach, so what booty exercise was she doing again? riiiight. lol Worse will come to worst and Beyonce will get implants, you watch. Once the white people stop sweating her corny butt, then black scrutiny will force her to get implants. Let's hope Beyonce doesn't go to the same ass doctor as Lacey Duvall. :x Revelations,
Well I’m glad you see the light in this trickery. People are sending me death threats because of this piece- claiming Beyonce just fluctuates in weight. Even when chicks get fatter or drop a baby, the butt stays in the same basic class of ass, just gets bigger is all. You can’t change the whole shape from Pig Tail to Applebottom that’s impossible without ‘help’. Then people say the ladies have nice asses suddenly because they lost weight! That’s not how toning or even weight loss works! lol Losing weight makes the fat on the butt go away, or you put muscle on the butt, but tell me why you don’t see muscle present in any of the chicks who claim to ‘tone’. Beyonce has a white woman’s butt, that happens to get fatter/wider from time to time. Kardashian has implants and her ass changes size Week to Week. Also not that her ass doesn’t JIGGLE for all the fat that’s on it. You’d exect that motion from a Williams Sister ass that is mostly muscle based, but not one that is plump because it’s all natural fat (as Kim says it is). Her ass isn’t even a hard fat, so instead of muscle enforcing it’s shape size, it’s implants sitting on top of the muscle, pushing her fat out. She claims genetics and exercise, but her legs have no tone, neither does her stomach, so what booty exercise was she doing again? riiiight. lol Worse will come to worst and Beyonce will get implants, you watch. Once the white people stop sweating her corny butt, then black scrutiny will force her to get implants. Let’s hope Beyonce doesn’t go to the same ass doctor as Lacey Duvall. :x

]]> By: Revelations http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-610 Revelations Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:53:52 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-610 Nevermind, I just read the Kim Kardashian piece as well. Good shit man.. keep it up Nevermind, I just read the Kim Kardashian piece as well. Good shit man.. keep it up

]]> By: Revelations http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-609 Revelations Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:35:28 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-609 Thats some good detective work right there. I had a suspition her ass was fake because it always fluctuates. She should get real implants not fake butt panties. Thats just pathetic. I think Kim Kardashyan is doing the same thing. Thats some good detective work right there.
I had a suspition her ass was fake because it always fluctuates. She should get real implants not fake butt panties. Thats just pathetic.

I think Kim Kardashyan is doing the same thing.

]]> By: T.t http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/2008/05/dudes-stay-checking-this-chicks-ass-why/#comment-608 T.t Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:40:40 +0000 http://www.assmatrixreloaded.com/?p=66#comment-608 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

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