Dudes stay checking this chick’s ass. WHY??!!
Ok, pop quiz… who’s ass is this?
Come on… think really hard… how could you NOT know? You see it all day, you fantasize about being with her… you really don’t know who’s this is? Ok, I’ll give you another angle. Look again, meng…
Is this a hot butt? What kind of butt would you rate it as? Look at the back leg and the butt, does it have that PLUMP, WELL DEFINED SET OF ASSCHEEKS like you normally like? NO? It’s a corny looking ass, right? You wouldn’t pay to see a corny ass like this shake it and do a now-famous booty poppin’ type dance, would you?
Ok maybe you recognize that flat butt now, since she’s forever falling
Yes you would, because this ass belongs to, none other than, flat-assed, BEYONCE! lol
Beyonce’s Bounce- or lack thereof
Oh quit your moaning, this pic hasn’t been doctored, it really is her. FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE, NOT YOUR EMOTIONS!!! I like her music, although she’s a SWAGGER-JACKER when it comes to her whole ACT <a href=”http://www.judiciaryreport.com/butt_shaking_beyonce_strikes_again.htm” target=”_blank”>(she bites everyone’s style especially Britney Spear’s style! See here </a> See, unlike many think, Beyonce does NOT have a nice ass, not even a fat plump ass, whatever you want to say, this is a corny ass! You check white America and they’ll tell you Beyonce’s butt is the best, second by Jessica Simpson! LOL Riiiight Check the list of top rated butts, all rubbish! –> <a href=”http://www.thecelebrityblog.com/2006/09/rb-celebrity-beyonce-has-the-hollywood-best-booty/” target=”_blank”> (check here for that ) </a> The’yre talking about Beyonce’s FLAT, white girl looking butt that happens to get fat here and there. But dudes stay tripping over that (to use the ghetto vernacular)! lol You can’t find one dude who will admit to Beyonce’s ass not being corny (see these British idiots’ blog about a Beyonce phone prototype check the ASS of the phone–> CLICK HERE , but of course, we know 3 reasons why you think that: 1) She’s a very pretty woman, make no mistake about it, 2) you’re mistaking a nice plump ass with HUGE THIGHS- don’t know how you’re doing it but you are! Yes, Beyonce is a bamma who’s weight goes all to her midsection when she downs a whole bucket of Churches chicken, by herself. Oh you don’t believe me, everyone ELSE is watching how HUGE she’s getting on stage, and how she she NOT BE IN THOSE OUTFITS!!! oooh did I mention that she FALLS…? lol Her big thighs are why she keeps falling down in performances that are not meant for big-thighed chicks to do in high heels! The thighs can’t get around each other… throw some baby oil on those shits so you get the chub rub out of there!! They keep crashing into each other and she loses balance. lol So stop being distracted with big thighs!! You guys do this with a lot of so-called ‘celebrities of ass’ when they have no ass worth looking at, so finally 3) you’re not paying attention to her actual ass area or you’d notice that her ass is not really there-or that it’s FAKE!! Yes, Beyonce wears butt-pads to make it look like she has a butt, but only when black audiences are the people she’s playing to! 
Yeah, I know you don’t want to believe it, butt-consider this. When she goes on white TV shows, she wants to appeal to a white audience, so she REMOVES the butt pants, and actually get liposuction. Here she is on the TODAY SHOW (the first butt shots I opened the blog with were from another appearance there too!). 
That’s how she keeps fluctuating in size so drastically, so quickly! If you paid attention, you’d see she has a long BACK BUTT area! So as she gets fatter by the months, it makes a puffy fat area in the lower back section (ABOVE the asscrack so it’s not part of the butt), which she stuffs in tight jeans and it looks like a more rounded butt (to the untrained eye) or desperate, starving dude… then coupled with BUTT PADS… you get this shot:
Jajaja caught you B! LOL Now, with that being said… go back and revist WHY THESE TWO RAPPERS WERE REALLY LOOKING AT BEYONCE’S BUTT, DURING THE AWARD SHOWS…. You were WRONG as to why they were checking her ass, on stage. lol THEY READ ASSMATRIX.COM AND WERE INFORMED!!! That’s an ASSMATRIX REVELATION! LOL
UPDATES:
BELOW is a recent shot of her. LOOK AT HER ASS NOW! LOL BUTT PADS ALL THE WAY!!! She’s a PIG TAIL at most, how did she get so round from a PIG TAIL? IMPOSSIBLE! THEY’RE PADS!!!
Here’s what her ass really looks like
To be honest with you, most people are really tripping over her because she’s a lighter shade of black. So they’re just trying to promote her as better than the rest due to skin tone and even tried to make her appeal to the Latino crowd due to her being lighter tones. All her commercials lighten her up, she was the lightest in her girl group, etc. They’re just trying to sell a light is right version of black beauty to the public and it’s her OTHER features you’re in love with, NOT her butt. She should not be associated with that term BOOTYLICIOUS!!!!!
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26 Responses to “Dudes stay checking this chick’s ass. WHY??!!”
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May 8th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Been tellin dudes that ass aint fat…only pics been reworked are those in mags to hype her up:i’d still lick it and stick it but at most she all legs & head.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Hell naw……Who didn’t know Beyonce wore butt pads? Did you know she was 33 as well? lmao
May 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
damn that makes her as old as JayZ. No wonder she wanted to get married this year!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
No Jay Z’s old ass is 40 or better. Yeah she was born the same year I was…….Remeber when she came out with Destiny’s Child and they were trying to get the whole damn world to believe she was 16? Ay please! I saw the article and foto in Honey Magazine before it became an online magazine. There was a family Christmas portrait of Beyonce in 1981. The caption said 7 years-old Beyonce Knowles celebrating Christmas with her family. Now it doesn’t take a genius to know that would mean she was born in 1974. Funny thing is the following month- they NEVER did a correction! So for a woman approaching her mid 30’s- she is the shit! Besides, we know celebrities push their ages back ALL the damn time. That’s nothiong new!
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
yea i feel u but wut about trina? i never really saw her ass so how is it really big? and i love dis website i jacked off 2 it like 91 times
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Mr Meat Beater,
Trina has fluctuated, throughout the years. We have a shot up of her, when she was moving out of zone and into the sloppy ghetto booty but she had a nice ghetto booty early on. I’ve not see her lately, but I’m told she’s much thinner now, so I’m guestimating that she’s lost the fat that made it ghetto booty, question is, did she lose EVERYTHING back there, as well? And you can’t go posting up about jacking off until you are in the THOUSANDS of beat offs to the site! Most members are in the quadruple digits, doggy! Get your yank up! lol
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Put down the pipe; she’s only 27. Only 27 years into a life of perpetratin’ like her ass is big.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I’ve been telling dudes BEYONCE has no ass. she’s all thighs and hips, just like RHIANNA and ASHANTI neither have ass but are just thighs n hips
November 11th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Assologist,
NO doubt I hear people talking about Rhiana was thick and had a nice, big ass. NAH MAN.. NAHHH lol I can see how people are fooled with Ashanti, but like you said, she’s mostly big thighs and hips! I might have to do the Ashanti expose soon. lol
November 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
yo… believe it… rihanna never had ass… damn girl is like what? 5 foot 2 and flat as an airport run way… i ain t even lying, used to see her here in barbados before her contract got finalised… yes she always had that weird style of dress… which has finally graduated into definable goth or something ….
or something…
but she’s got about as much ass as a light pole… even tho i love her, i have to be honest…
as for beyonce…
LMAO …. TO ALL THE PPL WHO KEPT SAYING SHE GOT BOOTY…. YALL MUST FEEL LIKE SHIT… sure she can sing the hell outta anything she puts her mind (and the studio to) but,
NOT ONE ASS TO WORRY BOUT IN LIFE….
November 16th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Bajan,
Lol They still keep calling Beyonce Ms. Bootilicious, in the media. So now the goal is to make white people stop saying that shit! lol The other chick I’m about to expose is the goddamn Alicia Keys. Yuck to that ass wait until you see this. Everyone says she has a nice ass all that BLAH! AND DOUBLE BLAH! Wait until you see these pics man… uhhh
and I never liked Rhianna anyway. Alaine (Jamaican) is a much better artist! She ain’t got no ass either, but I’m just saying lol
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:23 am
OMG and LOL…exposed!!!!!
(XD)
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
To dumbass above me. First off she lost wait in some of those pics for her movie then she gained it back. And that was from when she was younger anyway and she still had a butt right there. That picture of the so called “butt pads” on her tour was to make her butt so it wouldn’t be all over the place.
Plus different outfits make your butt different sizes.
She don’t wear no got damn butt pads. Clearly. She has a butt. I know its too hard to believe but she does. She’s a black women and it is normal for us to have big butts. Y’all dumb as shit.
I’m not even a fan of hers but y’all need to stop hatin on the girl because she is obviously doin her thang in the game.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
HATERZ,
I appreciate that hate, trust me, thus I accepted the post. You need to learn something. First, like CSI, you need to follow the evidence, not your emotion or what you say is dismissed in court. Coming in and insulting PEOPLE when we’re trying to have an ass discussion? Also, you don’t have to be a fan of her music to think she’s pretty in the face, nothing below the waist. You can even be a fan and think her ass is ugly- as I am/do. She can’t be BOOTILICIOUS and have it be added to the Dictionary when she doesn’t have what it takes to be BOOTILICIOUS! So whether or not you’re a fan of her means nothing in this argument. Having big butts, for blacks, is a stereotype, not a fact. You’re the anomaly if you have a nice big butt, and if all black women had that, as a norm, we’d have not be praising the women with real nice big butts. So that part of your argument is trash too. The last picture in the blog shows what her real ass looks like.
HATING ON HER ASS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HER SINGING CAREER! You’re as emotional as that Shane Mercado dude. Dial it back a gram and follow the evidence!
December 6th, 2008 at 2:11 am
Well, finally someone said it, because when a female like me says it brothas deem me a “hater”…lmao for what? (nothing back there to hate on) Yes, some clothes make the butt look smaller or bigger depends on what you are wearing but, it is CLEAR this chick is wearing pads. Most women of color have big thighs and after that, thats when our booty comes in. I knew it….you dont know how happy I am to find this site. I googled it and this is what came up but, by the sound of the name of your website, I’m won’t be going any further than this page lmao. I dont want to come across something I don’t need to see. I highly doubt you’ll be discussing if L.L.’s body is better than Morris Chestnut (if you do, let me know j/k). With this info I can finally rest my case to these dumbasses. Again,
Thank You!!!!
P.S.
Beyonce is so overrated she can sing a tune but ask her to BELT something out hopefully, she’ll trip over her legs before it happens.
December 6th, 2008 at 11:10 am
So,
First, let me just say there will be no Morris Chestnut, LL or any MAN coverage from/on this site! We appreciate the female, not the male, we don’t use Halloween to celebrate our sexuality publicly and we don’t attend Asshole Day parades either. We’re BLUNTLY CUNTLY! lol
I’m glad you stumbled upon the site too, I think more people should see because too many white people are associating her corny butt with ‘the finest’ that people of color have to offer. THAT does not represent, in my opinion, but there are many people of color sitting right there agreeing! WTF? Thighs fluctuate by the week, but your ASS does not! You can’t be an AppleBottom class, then be FLAT the next day without trickery. So I’m glad you see the deal too, So.
December 6th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Wow. Wow. Wow.
December 10th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Thats some good detective work right there.
I had a suspition her ass was fake because it always fluctuates. She should get real implants not fake butt panties. Thats just pathetic.
I think Kim Kardashyan is doing the same thing.
December 10th, 2008 at 2:53 am
Nevermind, I just read the Kim Kardashian piece as well. Good shit man.. keep it up
December 10th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Revelations,
Well I’m glad you see the light in this trickery. People are sending me death threats because of this piece- claiming Beyonce just fluctuates in weight. Even when chicks get fatter or drop a baby, the butt stays in the same basic class of ass, just gets bigger is all. You can’t change the whole shape from Pig Tail to Applebottom that’s impossible without ‘help’. Then people say the ladies have nice asses suddenly because they lost weight! That’s not how toning or even weight loss works! lol Losing weight makes the fat on the butt go away, or you put muscle on the butt, but tell me why you don’t see muscle present in any of the chicks who claim to ‘tone’. Beyonce has a white woman’s butt, that happens to get fatter/wider from time to time. Kardashian has implants and her ass changes size Week to Week. Also not that her ass doesn’t JIGGLE for all the fat that’s on it. You’d exect that motion from a Williams Sister ass that is mostly muscle based, but not one that is plump because it’s all natural fat (as Kim says it is). Her ass isn’t even a hard fat, so instead of muscle enforcing it’s shape size, it’s implants sitting on top of the muscle, pushing her fat out. She claims genetics and exercise, but her legs have no tone, neither does her stomach, so what booty exercise was she doing again? riiiight. lol Worse will come to worst and Beyonce will get implants, you watch. Once the white people stop sweating her corny butt, then black scrutiny will force her to get implants. Let’s hope Beyonce doesn’t go to the same ass doctor as Lacey Duvall.
December 15th, 2008 at 11:45 am
So those overly large baked potato’s below Lacy Duvall’s waist are ass implants? Figures, the cutest ones are also the absolute DUMBEST. Is her new nickname I-Da-Hoe Potato? Anyway, thanks for the heads up. I knew there was something up with Beyonce’s shape-shifting reptilian ass. Since its now known that she has a white women’s behind, is it safe to start categorizing her with other B-level females? [dodges shoes and projectiles george bush style] I mean, her face ain’t even all that. She looks more Asian than Black (not that there’s anything wrong with Asian females, except for Kimora Lee). Great website. There’s a lot of exposing to do. Photoshop can even make Whitney Houston look decent.
December 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
the only celeb with TRUE ASS is tracee elliss ross and serena williams. jennifer lopez has ass too, although its not super thick
December 15th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Illy,
lol yeah that nastiness Lacy has on her back side is just disgusting! It’s so obviously fake it’s just disgusting. She’s lost and was HOT at her own normal size. Now, she’s stuck to low level porn, none of those white boys will call her for interracial. Her ass looks like a lady bug’s wings. lol The Beyonce appeal, to whites, is she has a white woman’s form, which was ok until she started gaining the weight. First the people lightened up her skin in all the ads, then her people told her to drop the weight and she turned herself into the white-black girl. lol Photoshop can make Whitney Houston look ‘thick’. That’s a powerful tool. lol
December 15th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Assologist,
I used to have a gif of the dude on to show smacking Tracce Ross’ ass and damn he couldn’t even cuff that right- and that’s a big dude. Only fucked up thing is she can see you looking at her ass, even if you’re completely behind her! She’s Xray vision with those eyes, they kill me, man.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Finally, i find people that think like like. I used look for her booty but not never find any. Beyonce has no ass. But the media says so, they are very powerful and have you believe things that are not true. Why ? Because it sells.
Of course they will call Beyonce Bootylicious because then the articles looks better and they want to sell, right.
That is the problem. There are way too many celebrities that are unsexy but the media portrays them as sexy. For example that white chick Megan Fox, she has a beautiful face but absolutely no body. But she is been voted the sexiest celeb. Thats so dumb.
December 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Jason,
The behavioral scientists have been used for ages to determine just how stupid the audiences are. So if you’re the host of some major fashion event, publication, media outlet, etc you just have to say something is ‘in’ or ‘hot’ and idiots will agree. They don’t need reasons, and neither do the idiots who agree. So they tell us Paris Hilton is hot and Meagan Fox? It’s all about european feature and yes her eyes look nice, and she has hair, white skin … but really I don’t see how just your face makes you the hottest ever! Man I burned my Maxim subscription YEARS AGO after seeing their nonsense of what is HOT to them. 9 times out of 10 Petite is hot, no matter what she looks like, to ‘polite society’. So you can be the hottest if you have long hair (it can fake if you’re light skin black), lighter skin (whiter is better), and the skinnier the better, petite preferred. That leads to an inferiority complex and many feel they now have to try to be ‘white’ or mimic their standard of beauty, even to their own detriment. Mind you, this is the same media machine that said Calista Flockhart was GRADE A BEEF, and she’s just skin and bone- Made the sexiest man alive INDIANA JONES go scoop that up before anyone else had a chance! lol It’s like Brasilian chicks are winning most competitions for beauty, recently, but NOT the ethnic looking ones, it’s the white/european looking ones who can tan. It’s not the dark african, or the dark Indians from there, it’s the German or Italian infused with Brasilian chicks! All that Ass in brasil and the best they can do is the model Gissell? WTF?? Same thing as you Meagan Fox example but in another part of the world with many more hot women that smash Gissel to pieces!!!! The European beauty model is back and in full effect as more and more superficial people have returned to wanting to look like they have European features to look hot. Bleaching creams are back and popular in many countries from Jamaica to India to Africa, weaves are permanently attached to black chicks’ heads and they refuse to take it off… so in the end, WE HERE at Assmatrix.com would like to focus on the real qualifier, THAT ASS! Not everyone can just pop up and fake that easily and many won’t even dare. That nice ass is universal, we don’t care about the color, just the shape. We just wanna love the skins we’re in- IS THAT SO WRONG??? lol