The Big Pig aka PIG TAIL booty

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We’re getting some hate over the PIG TAIL booties, from our TYPES OF ASS section of ASSMATRIX.COM. People are upset that we, at Assmatrix.com, are making light of the kinds of bodies/booties that are not fully fat, thick, normal or skinny. There are many in-betweens and sometimes people like to ‘upgrade’ themselves, often improperly, to a seemingly sexier booty type. One that we HATE is a chick who is clearly a PIG TAIL and she, OR SOME IDIOT DUDE, is calling her booty an APPLE BOTTOM! Please, please, puuuuhleease STOP THAT!!! Here is a short demonstration of the PIG TAIL, for the viewers’ pleasure:

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Whats this sh*t!Damn Im bored!Does it come in a 40 oz?Where be all the haters at?Whoa momma! (16 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)

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6 Responses to “The Big Pig aka PIG TAIL booty”

  1. AROTEL Says:

    Olivia…the girl holding that girls butt is the pig tail Queen.lol

  2. odoggz Says:

    I’ve always hated her butt, fam! It’s like she needs a bra for the ass!!!

  3. mistatee Says:

    youve opened my eyes to all the fake bakoff out there i now kno that white girls cannot have booty like black or latino and most black girls dont have as much booty as they think either!

  4. odoggz Says:

    Mistatee,
    Definitely! The white girls, due to black dudes using corny ass lines to make these chicks feel ‘wanted’, are calling disgusting white chicks ‘thick’- a technique perfected on black women! So now white chicks who are sloppy think they’re actually sexy now, just like a bunch of blacks and latinas who are the same size! DUDES made these chicks think they were ‘in’ because most dudes are LAME and will tell a chick anything to get some ass- without thinking about the consequences and now ASSMATRIX.COM has to point out the right from the wrongs!

  5. assologist Says:

    yea i’ve always told people that LUSCIOUS LOPEZ has a flat ass but has wide hips.

    ASSMATRIX email me about writing for your website! I know ass just like you, 100% of the stuff you read is the extact same thing that I notice.

    Alot of dudes think that….A. a women with thick legs and hips has a phat ass like beyonce or rhianna…B. they think a women in a thong or boy shorts who bends over a certain way or pokes her ass out has a phat ass, but neither are the case.

  6. odoggz Says:

    Assologist,
    You know I was thinking of doing just that. Another fellow Ass Enthusiast wanted to write a blog. Let me see what I can do about opening this blog session to others. It’s a great idea.

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