What do we mean by ASS-EDUCATION? Surely not this, ladies!!!
We, at Assmatrix.com, like to educate people on what’s going on in the world of ass. “It is our duty to examine the booty”! We provide ass education, or Asseducation, because many are lost today. Here is an example of knowledge transfer that we simply do not approve of… let’s watch a short clip, you tell ME what’s wrong here. lol
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11 Responses to “What do we mean by ASS-EDUCATION? Surely not this, ladies!!!”
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May 6th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Wow! Shameful. That girl has a teardrop it seems to me. (I’ll leave it to you profesionals to confirm or refute) And she shakin hard as she can for that money. Looking for net-fame. Sad sad sad. I appreciate the ass, but don’t teach the baby!!!
May 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am
ah man you don’t know that half. I was going to post 1 video that had a chick showing her 5 year old how to booty pop- but child pornography laws, that I adhere to strictly, prevent that! lol So they were both in bikinis booty poppin! uhh
And yes, when you take off those tight shorts, it’s going to have some give, but it’s nicely rounded at the bottom, so it teardrop. Good call.
May 11th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Hi,
could you do a section on what food ladies can eat to enhances each cases of ass you have enlisted. also contact me because me to too I have been studying this and I am happy that most of what you say agree to my points. contact me to talk more.
shareda1love@yahoo.com
May 11th, 2008 at 10:59 am
John,
It’s all genetic! So you can’t say that if you eat McDonalds, it will go to a certain area. What we DO know, however, is that meat obviously promotes muscle growth (protein), so if a chick is hitting the gym and toning, she can get the ‘thick’ undertone going in the muscles of her body. The body works like a container holding water, when trying to lose weight. You pour water out of the top of the container (lose weight) but you can’t pinpoint areas to remove water from! As it comes off, you’ll be able to see what’s underneath better, but no specific exercise makes a butt grow, just like eating something specific doesn’t make a butt grow. Now genetically, if your butt gets big first, you can hit the gym as you eat lean meat, and bulk up. Women in Brasil do that, check the BAILE FUNK post, you’ll see their thighs. That’s what they do, eat and do leg exercises. But like asians or like a Mexican native chick, they eat it all goes to their barrel body guts and backfat. That’s why they have tiny legs and barrel bodies. So you see, it’s genetic. We will put a plan together though, to help you get your ladies trained, pimpin’! lol
May 14th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
thank you assmatrix for teaching me that my wife has a pig tail; i use to think it was an incomplete teardrop but ummmmmm noooo pig tail is pig tail….lol…..well maybe if she losses weight it will look like a teardrop…..well in good jeans maybe……is there anyway to fix this curse on my wife called the “sub-booty” aka mystery area? Or am i just stuck? If not, i guess she will be always wearing pants and maybe I could jerk off to what she my of looked like if she was mixed with some black or something……….lol…….I am sooo sad but oh well what can you do……i guess in her case just eat more food…lol……(ps I don’t tell her this stuff) TO ALL YOU MEN OUT THERE WITH A WOMAN THAT HAS A NICE REAR END…….I ENVY YOU……lol……….
May 14th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
bwajaja well I’m going to pray you didn’t get married because you thought her ass would hold up! lol You can’t get rid of the mystery area! That’s a genetic trait that can’t be corrected! You can’t grow ass at the top of the butt, you can only tone what is currently there. Get her a Brasilian butt lift, it’s a common procedure today and isn’t expensive. If she keeps getting bigger, I swear, the butt is going to flap on the back of her knees like car mud flaps! Check this post –> HOW CAN I GET A NICE ASS
May 16th, 2008 at 3:31 am
Hi,
sorry for not replying on time. about your answer to my question, you are wrong there! don’t tell me that it is genetic when the environment where you live can easily shape u. for a very long time I have been looking at this issue which I call the science of body shape. I am originally from Africa and seen soon many butt in my country and surrounding countries and how it is different! I have been to uk, presently in USA and see so many ways in what we eat mode our shapes. for example why is it that in euro ;Poland they are likely busty, in USA thick, africa wide/ huge bodies and shaking butt. so many, I have alot to say about it which I know becos. it is been long studying these. even a more convincing way to tell you is to take a look at the issue of transsexuals, some of them know what to do. the major 2things to note is to know what food to eat and hormonally foods to eat; estrogen . here is a link that support that also http://www.dimeadozenzone.com/moreinfo.html
so if you know what to eat you can influence your shape.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
It’s called GENETICS. It has nothing to do with the tree that’s next to your house or air they breath. IN that area, a family has mixed many generations over, so certain traits are prevalent. If you’re from Africa you’d know this, considering that a Rwandan issue with people looking different but being in the same area (which lead to the ethnic cleansing). They occupied the same space, why didn’t the features all seem the same? Genetics. So we know we all get fatter, genetics decides where the fat get destributed, so if you’re short and stocky, you got that gene from a parent, or their parents. If you’re skinny, same thing. So normally you look at a mom and say her daughter will come out the same, that’s to say that fat will get distributed in areas of the body just like you saw in her mother. That’s genetic. Exercise plays a part too, so working in tough environments lifting all day can bring muscle, but if you’ve a sloppy butt or flat butt, moving to that area where people eat fatty foods, or area where big butt people live won’t give you a butt! lol No science will support your position in that. Weight get distributed differently for different people and not everyone can be the same shape!
May 19th, 2008 at 9:58 am
I been at trying to figure out whats what about assess for about 20 years. Been thru all of em flat to fat. I found that dudes will be checkin to much for what the next man think in terms of who he may get with or what he finds attractive. Even though I was the alpha male in my group I tended to agree that yeah flat ass is bad because it was the group consensus evn though I knew i liked all types off ass. So I tend to be able to have fun with all the diffrent types yall mention except the huge fat chics dont have but 1 of those under my belt so no real comment on them. But I can enjoy the so called mystery space on all colors of chics actually its a favorite part of mine I touch it the most i like that apple the least because it seemed it was so forced on you ass the only acceptable type of ass so the pigtail took 10 paces ahead of it I dig it even more the concave all that completly flat on a thin to medium build chic looks just ass good as a fat juicy apple type to me. So instead of feeling forced on any level look around learn what you can get from all these varieties of ass it will serve you well in the long run if and when you decide its time to TRY to stop throwing the dick on the crap table. I prefer well done steak but I dont think its disgusting the next man wants his medium or rare its called different not wrong. I lucked up and got me a nice medium for my self its as fat as i like or as fat as i like if you can bend twist or lay a chic a certain way and see a certain thing. It will help curve our intinct to seek new booty and risk raw dogging I know its an ongoing stuggle for me. But I love enjoying my chic naked then having her cramm her ass in jeans way to small and make that ass flat ass hell then tell her pull em off and what that jiggly ass spill out again. I found this impossible to do with the ass that jumps right off the back the apple bottom. So I simply bow out and leave you boys to enjoy yours and yall can have my fais share of them too its all good man all good>
May 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
It really is all good! As we state, a nice ass in a nice ass, at whatever size. The point is that what people are calling a nice is, often, is not a nice ass. So it’s not like we’re telling people you can’t like something, we’re just pointing out that you might not be seeing it like the rest of us are seeing it, try this out. So to correct your analogy to eating steak. Anytime you ask a REAL steak eater, how they like it, they will tell you it MUST BE a form of rare, NOT well done! They’ll tell you you can’t appreciate the full flavor and effect of the marinated steak if it’s well done and at that point there is nothing to enjoy about the steak being that it’s not anything special one not a ‘fine’ steak anymore. They look at you like you’re not a REAL steak eater if you want yours well done as opposed to a form of rare. That is what we do, tell you that you might want a medium rare to get a perspective and fully enjoy what you’re feasting upon! That’s the correct analogy for the steak example. Still, it’s all good. just know that a small booty is not necessarily a flat one. We outlined that too. If you like flat booties, that’s all good, to each his own, but this is not your cup of tea then. This is ASSMATRIX, a flatty is not ASS!
May 19th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Well the point being is still calling the one you disagree with not an ass. You have you few types you list as qualifiers for what makes a good ass. Thats like saying yo dick aint shit cause it aint as big as 14 inch porn star and you shouldnt bother trying to get any booty. Or yo car cant fade my cls550 with 22s on it so you should park your nissan cuz it aint bussin like mines . It all is opinion and point of view its still a car just not your type of car. Cuz my cls is deemed way tighter than your nissan are you now classified as a brand new junk rider cuz 9 out of 10 agree mercedes beats nissan. NO you either made a choice by the looks of the nissan or your coin purse chose for you but it makes nissan no less of a 4 wheel point a to point b 4 wheel vehicle. yes they are very different when it comes to features lets make no bones about it. One is deemed a higer class because of price and features but it doesnt disqualify the other is what i mean. I own both types of these cars just like both types of women they are different ones faster ones sleeker more bitches jock me when I ride it just like dudes. But i jest that doesnt mean the other ceases to be even in the running of being called a viable ass. Superior by ones own discriminating standards but a car no less and an ass no less just different. Do yall also have a view of how 100 pennies shouldnt be placed into paper rolls and try and fool you into thinking that its a dollar. Yeah we all hate taking the time to count em cuz their form is different but explain to me how they are not equal to an dollar. IE I own a penny candy store and hate when people give me a dollar for 1 piece of candy should I tell em where to stick it after I determine what kind of ass they came in the store with in yalls opinion or go well it aint a penny but lets make change any how your business is welcome. I understand yall say your not trying to tell one how to feel about it yet you do. i see how you explain how to spot ass types and know if some chics faking you out lets not forget hair,make up,nails the list goes on and on. So in closing if we gather up all the sites and pic faking ass phoney ass women apart what are we left with what do we got . You have venus williams on your site ass yes in deedy my nig. But we call “daboachyas” or the both of yas ugly and not so ugly thats how me and my dogs tell em apart that ass is null and void cuz one is ugly and the other one is not so ugly I forgot they names till I seen one on your site, so they aint even cute they dogs you promoting beastality from ones view, but I like yall man this is fun Hollla.