Comments on: Who has a sexy walk? Mathematic formula helps determine that THICK CHICK do! Fellas get your MATH up!

By: foxyroxy

foxyroxy — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:37:35 +0000

i do cardio 5x a week for 1 hour. the weight is melting off. but, i want to be tones also and i want to incorporate some weights. i’m just looking for actual exercises that target the butt, my thighs and legs are naturally big, and have always been. but my butt has dropped and spread into my thighs. i’d prefer a tight butt as opposed to a big gushy butt. (i’d put a pix up if i could) idont know my butt just seemed to drop LOL. nah i never blamed my BF for my weight gain that’s why i’m getting back in shape even if it pisses him off. but, im down to 215 now.
so for they guys that weight train how do you build a butt back up?

By: odoggz

odoggz — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:17:07 +0000

FoxyRoxy,
I’m glad you can feel comfortable enough to share that. I guess you’re more of a realist for that, and the fact that you don’t like your dude doing the typical response the “am I fat?”-probing question- to not upset our ‘little princess’ women. I think there is a disconnect if your dude is telling you you’re not fat, when you are, if he knows you know he’s bullshitting. Doesn’t he know you at all and not know that he doesn’t have to pussy-foot around the issue, and he can still not be mean in the process? Most guys do what he does for 2 reasons, to not hurt you if he assumes you’re an insecure wreck and he doesn’t want to deal with your crybabying, or he’s a low self esteem loser who wants you to stay fat so no one else gets you and you don’t leave him, especially if he’s a fat guy who might be undesirable to others if you left! It’s a kin to a dude trying to knock you up so you don’t leave him! You watch how you work out! People tell you to do weights and then you get HEAVIER! Muscle is more dense than fat, and then you convert fat to muscle, so watch what you do with weights. You’re not trying to run the program big like Hulk Hogan so cardio with PROPER DIETING! “Eat too much, you go to mush, complain you’re fat I’ll tell you HUSH”. Dedicate 4 days a week to do at least 1hr a day working out/toning up, and watch the pounds melt. Yoga I’ve found to be helpful also. Ultimately though, you need to lose weight for yourself/health. So your dude needs to ease up and let that happen and not think he’s helping you by not trying to hurt you with kindness or whatever other agenda he has. Take it upon yourself. What? He’s going to leave once your shit is packing thick? Yeah right! lol Also don’t blame him for ‘letting’ you get fat. This is 2008, not 1950 for women!

By: foxyroxy

foxyroxy — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:43:33 +0000

well i must say that as a woman i have chub-rub as well as a muffin top. LOL. I didn’t have this before but i managed to put on alot of weight! and not because of kids so i have no excuse. but, here’s a question for guys. if she looks like that and asks why do you always say ‘Nah, your not getting fat’ the truth would’ve stopped me a long time ago.
Plus, now Im with a guy who swears he’ll leave me if I lose weight and tone it up! hell, i went from 130 to 223.
But, can you post a good strenght training workout for the ladies trying to get it back? I know cardio but the weights are confusing!!!!!!!!

SO HELP A GIRL GET HER APPLE BACK!!!!!!!!

By: odoggz

odoggz — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:11:17 +0000

lol I’m glad you’re attentive too! KING does some interesting spreads of chicks who have NOTHING and people write in to tell them that it sucks too! They use the media propaganda to tell you that something IS what it IS NOT and next thing you know, they are believers! Like that crap that BEYONCE HAD ASS? So the people had her doing a BOOTY DANCE for her ‘uh oh uh oh oh oh o oh’ song after she scored a hit with that Destiny Child ‘Bootilicious’ video! YUCK at that ass! Make sure you peep this writeup –> BEYONCE’S FAKE ASS
and a LOT of chicks get the cargo pants and put things in the back pockets to look like ass. WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WOMEN PUT THINGS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS?????? Anyone with those is trying to hide the fact that they have no ass!

By: miss ma'am

miss ma'am — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:46:27 +0000

Great work, next you need to expose ALL those celebs out there poing as sexy. Man everybody was on Ciara when that OH video came out with the shot of her shaking her ass on top of that car. I tried to tel everyone that wasn’t her ass, but her pockets. Just look at the goodies video. All of these “Sexy Celebs” need to be xposed. King magazine should be ashamed of itself for all the deception!

By: Professor

Professor — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:01:46 +0000

Let me just point out some mathematical facts for you people. When we talk about a walk with proper sway and hip rotation you have to understand how the human eye sees things. When we judge rotation and movement of an object our eyes subconsciously find the center point and use that as point of reference when determining the rotation of the object. Now if you take a pencil and hold it in the middle with you thumb and index fingers and so that pencil is horizontal and wiggle it you’ll see the optical illusion of a bending pencil. But if you try it with a smaller shorter object like a crayon. Or something shorter and thicker like a D battery you will see no such illusion. Becaus the loss of width makes for much less effective reference points. It just simply lacks the leverage to do it. The same applies to women with and without hips. If there is no hourglass figure to create the reference points needed to display the proper smooth flowing rolling swaying hypnotizing hip movements we’ve come to love, then the walk is less sexy.

P.S. God bless the happy gap. It creates what we in the art world call negative space which forces the eyes to the bootiful bountious curviture of the buttock.

By: odoggz

odoggz — Thu, 15 May 2008 02:46:08 +0000

lol you better not put any details about your wife in these posts because if he catches you saying this, your ass in sleeping on the curb of your street for a year. lol Walks can seriously change your opinions of a chick. I know plenty big chicks who work that shit well with a good walk and a nice manner that carry themselves. But when she turns into a THIGH FIGHTER (where the thighs fight for control due the chub rub), that all goes down the drain. The Assmatrix rule is ‘THICK TODAY, FAT TOMORROW!’ After marriage women don’t give a damn anymore they got you already. Sorry she blew up on you, but now it’s time for you to turn her into a big sexy! That’s going to be a piece we put up very soon! Stay tuned.

By: usetobeaplayer

usetobeaplayer — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:37:46 +0000

Let me teel you sexy walk can do a lot; I was sucked in by this cute lil plumper (well at least she was plump back then) because she had one of the sexiest walks I had ever seen…well now that we are married she put on weight and walks like a fat man….she never was super attractive but that walk was something….now all that chub rub and back fat has her wobbling like a bowling pin about to tip over…lol…..so I guess what I’m trying to say is; “BEWARE OF THE SEXY WALK”…..because it might change to a wobble…..I hope I can save someone from my mistakes…..

By: odoggz

odoggz — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:05:11 +0000

Oh trust me, we already covered the gap –> HAPPY GAP Unfortunately, many don’t give a damn about gaps anymore. It’s sad. The childhood-nonsensical believe that a chick with a gap has a dug out poon, still haunts most ignorant adults! lol What defeats a good gap and walk is a gap that’s huge, but she has chub rub coming in at the KNEES! YUCK and they STILL wear those tight 1980s style thing stretch pants ({cough} young latinas.{end cough}… ) lol

By: AROTEL

AROTEL — Mon, 12 May 2008 07:47:54 +0000

Have we absent mindly forgot about the GAP.Yeah if u see a gap take a moment 2 watch her walk.
Chub Rub go away.