Who has a sexy walk? Mathematic formula helps determine that THICK CHICK do! Fellas get your MATH up!
SCIENTISTS DETERMINE THAT “The ideal waist-hip ratio for women is to have a waist measurement which is no more than 70% of their hip measurement.”
It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing! And THIS
would have a mighty swing!
Can THIS 
possibly have a nice sexy walk to it, with no hips and butt?? I don’t think so… and now there is PROOF! 
For years, ‘thick‘ women were praised for having hour glass figures, rather than the stick and bones wannabe model/hollywood types of bodies, all across the globe. While most ‘ethnic’ people I know favor a woman with more meat on their bones, the little penised other guys, prefered women who were TINY in body size (I joke that it’s because it makes their own penises look bigger- which is why most of them shave their crotches completely, to make it look MASSIVE ajajajaj). Years ago, when I was just seeing differently sized women (in NYC), my friends and I were trying to compare the skinny chicks walking down the block, versus the ‘BLESSED’ women walking down the block, once, we spotted some Asian chicks walking towards us, with their unusual fashion statements, yet with a RUNWAY MODEL WALK. My Asian friend adds, “my sister and all her girls practice walking like that, like a runway model, to try to look sexy to men”. And not for nothing, they surely did look sexy, walking towards us– and I lost my wood when I continued to watch and I caught a SIDE VIEW of them, and their completely FLAT azzes! uhhgggh YUCK! Not even a little cuppable azz, just FLATTER than a wall azzes… that killed the buzz, but the Asians were on to something, apparently, that none of us noticed, back then- THE GREAT EQUALIZER. Something I didn’t see a lot of women doing, while they were walking, and still don’t see, to this day. Because I made a remark about the flat azzes, we begin to argue, as I had daily arguments (not debates, arguments) with some of my boys from different parts of the world, the hollywood anorexic image is what more and more of them favored and still favor, and I wondered why they changed their minds and have gone this route, when clearly they loved full figured ladies, previously. So one of my white boys points out a chick with big hips/booty coming (yes from the FRONT you saw she had mad azz, that’s how much of a thoroughbread she was), and noticed how her thighs were doing the CHUB RUB dance, 
WOBBLED down the block, because her thighs were in the way and she had to walk around her own thighs. jajaja Now this girl had to ill booty, but he pointed out that WOBBLE, due to CHUB RUB and you know what, it wasn’t the chub rub that made her look bad, it was the chub rub that made her WALK bad!! THAT KILLED THE THICK GIRL FANTASY FOR ME, when I wasn’t looking at that chub rub, I was just looking at ONLY hips, thighs and azz. But many ladies walking by had chub rub, not many walked very sexily regardless! Then we saw a stick figure Linsey Lohan/Paris Hilton chick coming and she walked like a tired person dragging her body along (slouching backwards, feet front, pelvis forward) and we unamimously let out and AWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!- except for white boy who said her face was gorgeous so he’d date her. Jajaja ultimately, we could all agree, and realized something- WALK COUNTS FOR EVERYTHING! And eventually, it’s the equalizer for women who might not be blessed in a certain area (like the booty lol)… 
As we investigated some of the thick honies we came across in the past, what made them hot? Even some of the rare hot obese ones, what made them hot? It was the way she carried herself, and HER WALK! She carried herself well, dressed nicely and caught your eye with her walk! Shoot, we weren’t the only ones who like thick chicks walking by, because now there are sites dedicated to representing this type of body and animating it!!! 
You see this graphic, if you’re using SECOND LIFE the online program, you have to PAY to use a thick chick walking animation!!!
Yes, MANY like seeing a THICK chick walk, so you knew that, in time, someone would write and article abou tit and explain WHAT makes a sexy walk. Here is that article –> CLICK HERE I read it an afterwards, I remembered that infamous debate with the fellas, and laughed hard to myself. So we came to the same conclusion that the article said we previously would have, HIPS-WAIST RATIO TURNED US ON!
In many instances, this is still true, but the ante was upped by THE WALK! Without a walk, it’s all dead meat on the meat wagon. Now, if you’re a boney little thing, just stay in front of a guy and if you do ‘THE WALK’ you can still come off as sexy!
So just as the article pointed out, Marylyn Monroe, JLO even Beyonce, without a sexy walk, wouldn’t be shiit but corny azz on the street- JLO maybe not so much 
So a survey was done with 700 people watching animations and videos of people and walks, and it was concretely established that the meat without the swagger, didn’t make it sexy! If considering just the meat she has on her body, that is for those who like a thicker or fullfigured woman because she’s naturally more able to put out babies without complications, it’s an animal attraction thing. But Westerner women didn’t have to do that physical labor that underdeveloped countries’ ladies had to do, and never developed that muscle/bubble, so genes never passed down, and therefore was never appreciated, as opposed to a Brasil or Africa. 
While a big butt might please, alone, she can mess up the fantasy by walking pigeon toed (which ghetto bowlegged chicks thought was sexy to pose like that and it’s not really sexy)!
So you need the movement, to be sexy, you need the HIPS SHAKING SIDE TO SIDE, if you’re to be a sexy walking woman! Conversely, for a woman’s pleasure, she wants to see a man’s SHOULDERS move! So big gyals, WORK ON THAT WALK, your big azz alone doesn’t cut it anymore!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6444851.stm
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12 Responses to “Who has a sexy walk? Mathematic formula helps determine that THICK CHICK do! Fellas get your MATH up!”
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May 6th, 2008 at 9:40 am
good work ,well done
please address non surgical solutions to common problems
i.e. improving waist to hips by bellydance or how to get and maintain
shape and firmness
i think an assmatrix endorsed exercise /toning dvd would be cash
showing girl with issue x and exercises to rectify
also i think grids and 3-d vectors would really help
please respond
thanx
May 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
[…] AssMatrix: Reloaded wrote an interesting post today on Who has a sexy walk? Mathematic formula helps determine that THICK CHICK do! Fellas get your MATH up!Here’s a quick excerptThen we saw a stick figure Linsey Lohan/Paris Hilton chick coming and she walked like a tired person dragging her body along (slouching backwards, feet front, pelvis f… […]
May 12th, 2008 at 3:47 am
Have we absent mindly forgot about the GAP.Yeah if u see a gap take a moment 2 watch her walk.
Chub Rub go away.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Oh trust me, we already covered the gap –> HAPPY GAP Unfortunately, many don’t give a damn about gaps anymore. It’s sad. The childhood-nonsensical believe that a chick with a gap has a dug out poon, still haunts most ignorant adults! lol What defeats a good gap and walk is a gap that’s huge, but she has chub rub coming in at the KNEES! YUCK and they STILL wear those tight 1980s style thing stretch pants ({cough} young latinas.{end cough}… ) lol
May 14th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Let me teel you sexy walk can do a lot; I was sucked in by this cute lil plumper (well at least she was plump back then) because she had one of the sexiest walks I had ever seen…well now that we are married she put on weight and walks like a fat man….she never was super attractive but that walk was something….now all that chub rub and back fat has her wobbling like a bowling pin about to tip over…lol…..so I guess what I’m trying to say is; “BEWARE OF THE SEXY WALK”…..because it might change to a wobble…..I hope I can save someone from my mistakes…..
May 14th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
lol you better not put any details about your wife in these posts because if he catches you saying this, your ass in sleeping on the curb of your street for a year. lol Walks can seriously change your opinions of a chick. I know plenty big chicks who work that shit well with a good walk and a nice manner that carry themselves. But when she turns into a THIGH FIGHTER (where the thighs fight for control due the chub rub), that all goes down the drain. The Assmatrix rule is ‘THICK TODAY, FAT TOMORROW!’ After marriage women don’t give a damn anymore they got you already. Sorry she blew up on you, but now it’s time for you to turn her into a big sexy! That’s going to be a piece we put up very soon! Stay tuned.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Let me just point out some mathematical facts for you people. When we talk about a walk with proper sway and hip rotation you have to understand how the human eye sees things. When we judge rotation and movement of an object our eyes subconsciously find the center point and use that as point of reference when determining the rotation of the object. Now if you take a pencil and hold it in the middle with you thumb and index fingers and so that pencil is horizontal and wiggle it you’ll see the optical illusion of a bending pencil. But if you try it with a smaller shorter object like a crayon. Or something shorter and thicker like a D battery you will see no such illusion. Becaus the loss of width makes for much less effective reference points. It just simply lacks the leverage to do it. The same applies to women with and without hips. If there is no hourglass figure to create the reference points needed to display the proper smooth flowing rolling swaying hypnotizing hip movements we’ve come to love, then the walk is less sexy.
P.S. God bless the happy gap. It creates what we in the art world call negative space which forces the eyes to the bootiful bountious curviture of the buttock.
June 1st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Great work, next you need to expose ALL those celebs out there poing as sexy. Man everybody was on Ciara when that OH video came out with the shot of her shaking her ass on top of that car. I tried to tel everyone that wasn’t her ass, but her pockets. Just look at the goodies video. All of these “Sexy Celebs” need to be xposed. King magazine should be ashamed of itself for all the deception!
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:11 pm
lol I’m glad you’re attentive too! KING does some interesting spreads of chicks who have NOTHING and people write in to tell them that it sucks too! They use the media propaganda to tell you that something IS what it IS NOT and next thing you know, they are believers! Like that crap that BEYONCE HAD ASS? So the people had her doing a BOOTY DANCE for her ‘uh oh uh oh oh oh o oh’ song after she scored a hit with that Destiny Child ‘Bootilicious’ video! YUCK at that ass! Make sure you peep this writeup –> BEYONCE’S FAKE ASS
and a LOT of chicks get the cargo pants and put things in the back pockets to look like ass. WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WOMEN PUT THINGS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS?????? Anyone with those is trying to hide the fact that they have no ass!
July 20th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
well i must say that as a woman i have chub-rub as well as a muffin top. LOL. I didn’t have this before but i managed to put on alot of weight! and not because of kids so i have no excuse. but, here’s a question for guys. if she looks like that and asks why do you always say ‘Nah, your not getting fat’ the truth would’ve stopped me a long time ago.
Plus, now Im with a guy who swears he’ll leave me if I lose weight and tone it up! hell, i went from 130 to 223.
But, can you post a good strenght training workout for the ladies trying to get it back? I know cardio but the weights are confusing!!!!!!!!
SO HELP A GIRL GET HER APPLE BACK!!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
FoxyRoxy,
I’m glad you can feel comfortable enough to share that. I guess you’re more of a realist for that, and the fact that you don’t like your dude doing the typical response the “am I fat?”-probing question- to not upset our ‘little princess’ women. I think there is a disconnect if your dude is telling you you’re not fat, when you are, if he knows you know he’s bullshitting. Doesn’t he know you at all and not know that he doesn’t have to pussy-foot around the issue, and he can still not be mean in the process? Most guys do what he does for 2 reasons, to not hurt you if he assumes you’re an insecure wreck and he doesn’t want to deal with your crybabying, or he’s a low self esteem loser who wants you to stay fat so no one else gets you and you don’t leave him, especially if he’s a fat guy who might be undesirable to others if you left! It’s a kin to a dude trying to knock you up so you don’t leave him! You watch how you work out! People tell you to do weights and then you get HEAVIER! Muscle is more dense than fat, and then you convert fat to muscle, so watch what you do with weights. You’re not trying to run the program big like Hulk Hogan so cardio with PROPER DIETING! “Eat too much, you go to mush, complain you’re fat I’ll tell you HUSH”. Dedicate 4 days a week to do at least 1hr a day working out/toning up, and watch the pounds melt. Yoga I’ve found to be helpful also. Ultimately though, you need to lose weight for yourself/health. So your dude needs to ease up and let that happen and not think he’s helping you by not trying to hurt you with kindness or whatever other agenda he has. Take it upon yourself. What? He’s going to leave once your shit is packing thick? Yeah right! lol Also don’t blame him for ‘letting’ you get fat. This is 2008, not 1950 for women!
July 25th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
i do cardio 5x a week for 1 hour. the weight is melting off. but, i want to be tones also and i want to incorporate some weights. i’m just looking for actual exercises that target the butt, my thighs and legs are naturally big, and have always been. but my butt has dropped and spread into my thighs. i’d prefer a tight butt as opposed to a big gushy butt. (i’d put a pix up if i could) idont know my butt just seemed to drop LOL. nah i never blamed my BF for my weight gain that’s why i’m getting back in shape even if it pisses him off. but, im down to 215 now.
so for they guys that weight train how do you build a butt back up?