A really really ’sad’ Tear Drop…
A Tear Drop booty is the most common of all booties. Most booties that can’t take form, one way or another, will probably end up being some form of this kind of booty. This is because if the ass does not have a top of the ass that jumps off of the back, must then slope downward and out, if it’s not completely flar or is negative ass! Tear Drops are actually very sexy, at many different sizes, if the ass is maintained well or the fat that collects on it never gets to be TOO much. Because the Tear Drop is a downward slope of butt that forms a bulb at the bottom of the ass, depending on how well that bulb forms (plump version), or how well defined the AssSmile is on that booty, you might see a WHOLE DIFFERENT VIEW of Tear Drop, and it can actually disgust you instead of fascinate you. On the other hand, you can have a Tear Drop that is so acute that it’s almost flat ass and has no AssSmile, which is also a disgusting view.
For the most part, most chicks have ugly looking Tear Drops because they got too fat and they were meant to be acute versions of the Tear Drop and they got fatter through the years, but the ass didn’t grow to proportion, instead it just grew downward! That’s the problem with a Tear Drop, it can only go downward and out, so if that ass is not backed with muscle, the bulb of the ass starts to fold over on top of the back of the thigh and it looks like the second chin on a fat person’s neck! This collection of fat that backs up on the top of the back of the thigh is mistaken for a sexy bulb, because of certain clothing that the chick’s wear that show off ONLY that dangling meat at the bottom of the ass. When guys look at a sloppy Tear Drop like that, they do the same thing that a Ghetto Booty ’spot checker’ does, they key in on the dangling, sloppy hanging collection of ass fat that is disguised as the bulb of the Tear Drop, and they think that’s a nice ass! It’s like mud flaps on a car. So before we get into what makes for good Tear Drop booty, let’s examine this porn chick that way too many dudes are saying is ‘thick’ and has one of the nicest asses ever, and has a nice, firm, round ass.
Now, the Tear Drop, is also another booty that has a rule that bigger doesn’t make better. The fact that a Tear Drop is not like an Apple Bottom, where it’s full ass cheeks rounded at the top and bottom, means when gravity hits this type of ass, it crashes HARD! So the more tight or more toned the ass, the better. As you start getting plumper, you have more meat that sinks to towards the leg, and hopefully for that ass, there is a well defined AssSmile to make the ass still look pronouced as it gets plumper. So what’s to happen to an ass that doesn’t have roundness and form, doesn’t have a muscular base, has a deep crack, and was a nice Tear Drop, years ago when it was 20lbs lighter?
Take for instance, this ass to the left, which is from an ugly chick, in porn, named Kelly. Now I put the ‘good*’ picture of her ass, where it looks like a classic tear drop. But what should stick out to you immediately is the ass crease. That ass crease is MAD DEEP for a crease that is on an ass! That means that it’s wrapping quite a bit of FAT there, as it’s smashed in by the shorts. But where that crease ends, that’s really where her ass is supposed to end! The fat just started piling up at the bottom and as a result, you have what you see in the pic. Looks good because it’s in the shorts, right? Mad dudes sweat her ass, but when I see it, I see watery tits attached to the back of her ass! Really, her ass only looks like it’s worth something when she is bent over, as the directors of the videos know, when she’s not moving, and when you take videos/pics from under her ass. The more I saw this girl in porn, the more grossed out I was by her ass. How can an ass look full like this, 1 minute:
Her ass is ODD LOOKING, and that’s why she’s getting play. See, if you look at her ass, it’s a weird combination of a bunch of ass profiles, which is why this chick has work, right now. You’ll always catch her in black ‘hood’ videos because motherfucks swear she has ass because it’s large meat danging from the backside. Uh when will the brothas learn?? And white boys don’t know what to make of the ass meat she has either. They’re thinking “yeah the form looks like a white girl’s ass, where it has the mystery space after the lowerback, and it’s flat there, but what is all that meat at the very bottom of the ass? I’ve never seen that without it being a purely ghetto booty!” So they’re fascinated that her ass looks like sloppy, playdough! lol No one caresses her butt, they pinch the part that is the dangling, sloppy meat that looks like dwater in a clear bag. Every porn does like 10 minutes just looking at her butt, before any dude gets to hit it. It’s because they’re as puzzled as you are. lol It looks like a cross between a Ghetto Booty, Tear Drop with huge pronounced AssSmile and a Pig Tail all in the same piece of meat! lol No Lie. Now you can’t see this, initially due to camera tricks, so let’s step through why I hate this ass, but everyone else loves it, and why it’s NOT a good Tear Drop. Observe the video:
Yeah, I KNEW I had to put a video to this chick for the people who still have some sense left, to peep. See how the asscheeks have NONE of the form it had in the pictures where she wasn’t moving much? First the ass smile was very well defined, when she was smaller, and she gained weight and the top of the ass was never there, so it all drooped down and now the ass cheeks are elongated, droopy and full of water. The ass smile is the only thing that was saving this ass, but the droopiness overcomes this ass as you see the ass cheeks have no definition what so ever when she moves. You saw how many times the ass cheeks lost form? See how different the ass looks with clothes on versus without clothes on to crunch up the slop? After watching that video, seriously, can you tell me that’s a hot Tear Drop? But black, white, latino are all in line to see this doofy looking chick, in video! She’s a top requested PAWG (Phat Ass’d White Girl) and I’m not seeing why! It’s sloppy!
Seriously, any ass that you can do this to,
is NOT worth sweating! YUCK!
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8 Responses to “A really really ’sad’ Tear Drop…”
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June 24th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Who is the girl that you use as your example of an apple bottom? And what are her measurements?
June 25th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Ash, Which Applebottom example are you referring to? We’ve used a few.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
The one that you used in the blog “A quick illustration of a few asses”. I’m a girl and I’m jealous.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Ash,
that chick, although the stretched out animation makes it look larger, she was listed as around 34-24-32. She doesn’t have monster hips, but her ass jumps out so much that put her in the 30’s for the hip/ass part. She doesn’t have a ghetto booty size at all. lol You’re jealous? Don’t be, just do something about it!
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:11 am
So, if I have a teardrop, squats and lunges will do nothing for me?
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Stayoffme,
What do you mean? A tear drop can be HOT! if you have it working right. There is good and bad in every class of ass. Many more people love a Tear Drop than an Applebottom, if you poll not more than just ethnic Americans. But, question is, what KIND of Tear Drop. Send us some pics and let us tell you –> sendurpics@assmatrix.com
November 7th, 2008 at 4:57 am
The teardrop carries its weight in the lower butt cheek with very little volume on the hip, which is classic deceptive, in that in a skirt, some look flat but the same ass in a pair of slacks looks delicious.
Odoggz, you’re doing good work, my man.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Rook2g5,
Why Thank You. We try to keep it real here and point out what dudes are getting hyped over. You don’t know the number of people who say that Tear Drops are FLAT butts, even when seeing them in Bikinis! Tear Drops, the smaller ones, can easily look flat to most eyes but I will but some plump Tear Drops on display for dudes and they still say flat. They only want to see GhettoBlaster/ Pumpkin buttom type chicks- mind you pumpkins are lumpy! lol WTF is so good about lumpy booty? Glad you approve.