Thigh Fat being mistaken for a nice butt and hips?
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Ok take a look at this photo and tell me what is ‘out of place’ with it. Of course it doesn’t seem out of place to you, you’ve an untrained eye. Ok I’ll give you a hint,….
see that bulge… who’s hip is really THAT low??? Well what else do you think that bulge is? Puzzled? Read on…
…it’s the ARCH ENEMIES, the thigh fat that masquerade in pants and makes you think a chick is built more solid than she really is, or even have more curve than her hips or backside really have. Take the pants off, you get…
Thigh Fat being mistaken for a nice butt and hips?
Ok, let’s clear something up, because it happens a lot and a lot of people are tricked by it. Whether I’m in foreign countries or back here at home, it’s funny to hear what people call ‘a nice ass’ or a ‘big ass’- equating huge, wide asses with being a nice ass, which is seriously NOT always the case. Most cases, if MEAT fills up a woman’s jeans, dummies claim it’s automatically a nice ass. This is the trickery that’s plagued us men since the 80s with skin-tight jeans and other bubblegum jeans with optical illusion jeans. You see it time and time again, the chick is coming towards you, sexy walk, you see an hour glass figure and you can’t WAIT to see what’s on the other side of her body… and then it hits you like a sock full of batteries, to the face, as she passes you by! WHAM… Where’s the beef??? Oh that chick looked really good with the 2-D approach and then you saw the 3-D, or lack of 3-D, as her ASS was noticeably missing when she walked by you. But you swore up and down it was thick and all that. Thighs looked ‘thick’ because they didn’t wobble in the jeans- oh wait… she had JEANS on, which made her form look more solid, plus channels excess fat into the buttock area to make it look more full. Goddamn elastic tricks… now, I know some of you are like ‘channels excess fat…?’ Yes, that is exactly what is happening. Take off the pants, and what you end up seeing is a chick who looks wide, due to hips/hip fat/leg fat, on a rather flat ass! Everytime a Mexican, Central American or South American tells me she wants to hook me up with her girl, and says he has a big ass like I like, I KNOW it’s going to be this profile! WIDE BODY WITH THIGH FAT that they think is ass and think makes them thick.
When you mess with skinny White, Blacks or Asians chicks who fatten but the body isn’t build to handle the fat onslaught, you get this nasty looking body! In 9 times out of 10 cases, Latinas with more ‘indian’ or ‘Spaniard/European’ features to them, you see this kind of body. Little Mexicans on thru Colombians who are built like Spongebob with their dumpy tree-stump bodies have this shape all the time. YUCK! It looks like their asses are on the grounds when you see this body. I makes their legs look like midget legs when they have this leg fat because you think their hips are down that low. The ass never makes it to being a TearDrop, never makes it to being a Pig Tail, just doesn’t have ANYTHING there. There is no pronounced AssSmile, there is NOTHING! So since it has no form, the fat from the back, hips, legs, have NOWHERE to go but down and wrap around. But the hips are those child bearing hips, normally, so you expect the wideness and that is what fools most dudes. So we had to go find you an example of a much smaller chick so you can see the fat forming on her body and get a good idea of what we’re talking about. So you CAN’T say the chick is ‘thick’, Assmatrix bumped into a chick we knew was right for our photoshoot. Let’s view a chick that Assmatrix saw in the streets and pulled her into THE BOOTH real quick (the BOOTH is the Assmatrix portable video-photo-studio so we can set up to film ass in even the most obscure and tiny locations, at the drop of a hat!). One chick came through, everyone was raving about her ass. She even thought she was the shit in those jeans. I won’t lie, it took a while to process, because of the jeans’ trickery, but when I looked at what everyone else was hyped off of, all I saw were what looked like wide hips, on a tiny chick! Assmatrix went into a huddle and said “we MUST expose her right now! She’s thinking she’s the shit and none of these other dudes praising it have seen it naked, but WE know it’s all the jeans!” We break from huddle, and she poses for us, still believing her ass is HOT, because he gassed her head up like that so she would pose more! Here’re the results:
Ok first, we have her do a plain backshot. What do you think, ass or no ass (keep in mind, that first pic in the top of the blog is this same chick)?
THIS ASS IS WHAT WE CALL ‘DA BIG TUNER’ aka ‘TUNER FORK ASS’
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Ok, what’s your call, nice, big, terrible, what? ?? 8 out of 10 people I showed this to, and the people who were hyping her head, all said she had a NICE, BIG ASS! They said she has an hour-glass figure! Ok… where examine this pic again, where exactly is the ass? Show me the ass cheeks? Ok, you see the hips right? Now look at the Arch Enemies on that… The roundness of a lady’s body is supposed to come off the hips, not low on the body. Ok, let’s do something, let’s move her, but keep her backshot to you, since you’re still convinced it’s a thick body with a nice big ass.
Here is the actual area of ass on that butt. Barely is there an AssSmile there! We had to try to manipulate one for you to see it. Let’s zoom out a bit, get a broader perspective of her whole shape there.
But let’s not forget, the Arch Enemy thigh fat packed up on the leg and look how there is no crease of the ass! So again, WHERE IS THE BEEF? Where are the ass cheeks? Point them out…
Still looks like a full ass?
Ok, and the moment you were waiting for, what does that booty look like when you do a side profile. It was wide, it seemed fat or thick to you… but only a side view can get you the real story… This is her ass’ side profile
FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Ok there is your side shot, now what? We even highlighted the ass part for you! It’s FLAT!!!! You were tripping on the wideness, but you can see the 2D trick doesn’t pan out in 3D. So you’re wondering how much of that is really her butt? Well here’s a quick camera trick to see exactly, the typical SQUATTING trick that all ladies do to try to make it look like they have ass… 
WHAT A DIFFERENCE! Yes that’s the same ass from all the posts earlier! lol You couldn’t even tell until I told you! The gunshot wound on her left asscheek is your reference point if you don’t believe me. Don’t fall for the leg fat trick, dudes! There are a trillion chicks trying to pass themselves off as thick because of excess leg, back or hip fat! Call it like you see it! You’re mistaking the hips for being where that nasty fat is and you think chick has an hour glass figure because of thigh fat!!! Wake up!
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2 Responses to “Thigh Fat being mistaken for a nice butt and hips?”
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July 31st, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Does Kim Kardashian have an apple shaped bottom?!?!?!
September 21st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
the word is SADDLEBAGS!