Whites with ass implants OK, blacks with ass implants NO WAY?? WTF people?
Plastic surgery, to The Hood, was always regarded as a “white people thing”. Blacks/Latinos didn’t do that, where I came from, until you saw blacks trying to whiten up like Lil Kim and Michael Jackson. We rejected them for being FAKE! Then I saw something odd happening, both weretrying to whiten up for insecurities they had with being “too black” and thus ugly (the effects of the DOLL TEST syndrome),both needed to look “white” to feel better, even worse, Lil Kim figured that would make her money! Was she on to something? NOPE, not 10 years ago, as blacks still rejected their whitening plastic surgery. And plastic surgery, as means to make money, as done by black Lil kim, FAILED. The hood rejected her! Hood didn’t care for black women start getting boob and nose jobs, but is that always the case? Can you be white, do whatever plastic surgery, be popular and make tons of money, even in a stereotypically ‘black’ realm? We know the hood is not accepting of BLACKS doing plastic surgery, but would they accept WHITES faking body parts we like to look at? Hmmm I hope not, but the recent huge rise and popularity of a few “suddenly-celebrities” has me scratching my head and doubting the blacks/latinos who make up the booty loving crowd now.
I know cartoonishly ridiculous features are what we like seeing in butts, but the hood never really took to fake tits like that
We always said white boys like that, although a nice pair of tits are nice and we like them because we’re men. Now, most people who like tits don’t care whether or not they see fake ones or real ones, and actually now look at women with nice, healthy, normal tits, as sloppy, droopy breasted women! The normal look of tits aren’t good enough anymore. WTF?! Fake tits mess up the game for women with real tits! So with that being said, and trends being what they are by following patterns of other trends, are we not getting there with regards to asses being fake? That, as more and more get fake ass implants, that we’ll get to a point where REAL asses won’t be treasured anymore??? And that our black and latinas with naturally curvy asses won’t be worth shit unless they get ass implants? You have to be kidding me, people!
Back in the days, having a nice body meant being skinny like a toothpick, to “polite society” aka white people, and only the black and latinos (with African influence anyway) were talking about women with thick bodies, or plump bodies, and bubbly asses. America didn’t like our ladies’ figures, but that was ok, we loved our ladies with size and it was a huge FUCK YOU to the mainstream world! As the world saw Rap Music, big asses went hand and hand with rap. But now that rap has gone global, everyone wants to do as blacks do, so you knew some things would get “WHITE” now that whites have their hands all in things blacks, today. So fat white women were not ‘thick’ and didn’t have to throw up anymore to be more like their own. Now white girls have ass, even though many were just fat slabs of meat. Once corporate engines get going, they tap into the womens’ insecurities, and mens’ hungers and push an agenda to drum up business. So just like the pressure to have perfect looking tits ushered in plastic surgery of tits to go up, we now see ASS getting a false push, in hopes of making profits, as well.
So with all our internet and magazine ghetto models coming with the real ass nowadays, will that mean nothing in a few years? We already saw most of our ladies getting photoshopped jobs to look better, as they copied from white chicks- which they saw made their merchandise sell faster. A nice ass was something that NOT EVERYONE HAD, so you’d ogle the 1 or 2 women who had that crazy ass. That’s WHY they get famous their asses were so outrageous, BUT REAL, that we wanted everyone to see them and fall in love as we did, with the REAL asses. The genetic anomalies! But now, if everyone can get it by buying a nice ass, you’re messing up the game, for our ladies and for the fans alike! We already have a bunch of black, latina and white girls trying to gain a shit load of weight (1 will be featured on this site soon, with her quest to get a bigger ass) in hopes of having a ghetto booty. Some are really breaking their necks with this shit, drinking weight gainer shakes, overeating and they don’t care if they get huge bellies and diabetes, as long as they can get a huge ass, they’re happy. We already screwed these chicks up with this, now we’re saying that plastic surgery is fine, but only if you’re white? Many women aspired to get that sized/shaped ass because she wanted attention, just like the big titted women, but NOW that ass implants and injections are popular, are black women going to turn to this crap in numbers, like white women turned to fake tits? I’m sure the hood would reject black women who get a fake ass, but why are they not all up in arms for white women who are flooding the hood modeling scene WITH THEIR FAKE ASSES? For some reason, black guys are taking to white chicks with huge, obviously fake asses and these white chicks are getting paid. WTF for? Here is the worst fake white chick of them all, who is eclipsing black chicks with real asses, in popularity and in getting shows, appearances, you name it:
Kim Kardashian: What does she do? Nothing! But she is famous for 1 thing, her ass! So what is so special about her ass? She burst on the scene as the ‘white girl with a black ass‘. Now, not that black women own the rights to black asses being big, and hers was a plump ass when we first heard of her, but it was NOT as plump as you see it today. She also keeps a black man by her side, because her core audience is BLACK MEN. As long as she keeps her ass the focus, she’ll forever be a celebrity! But her ass IS fake, and you don’t want to believe the shit! Fine, Assmatrix.com will have to break your heart, you fucking traitors!
This is Kim with her ass, a while ago. Notice the HUGE DENT in her ass. I’ve seen some cellulite in my days, but I’ve NEVER seen dent sized cellulite from a chick who didn’t take a 12gauge shot to her butt cheek!
How the fuck did she get that OUT of her ass without having ANY work done on her ass? Sorry, the massaging of the ass can’t undo a DENT like that. And when she sits in a photo, which is RARE, she’s always perfectly placed or NOT SITTING so you can’t see the implants move around and cause odd bulges in her ass. She’s placed perfectly so they don’t pop up, but in any shots, the bulb of her ass is SQUARE or goes FLAT (where the “C” in complex is trying to cover for this photo blooper. Why would they cover up the ass she’s trying to sell? hmmm The implant makes it look funny or flat at the bottom)!
and most importantly, her ass is normally THIS picture of her
So please tell me how does this ass that is rather hung low and not bulging, suddenly becomes the follow MADLY POKED OUT ASS WE SEE TODAY?
Ok fine, you still don’t believe… then how did ALL OF THAT ASS get smashed down into this dress to be this size? I’ve never seen a chick with a huge ass EVER smash her ass down to this size in ANY dress!!! It’s physically impossible given the unbelievable arches on the ass in the earlier pics. She’s a TEAR DROP ass here, she’s an APPLE BOTTOM (elite) in the pictures above. WTF? No one changes ass shapes like that!!! That’s like being a bald headed chick 1 day and having full weave the next! Not even those PANTY shots show an ass that HUGE. Get the fuck out of here!
and if it’s genetic, like she says and many Armenians have that (get the fuck out of here with that shit) then why don’t any of her sisters have it?
Her ass is fake! You can see where the ass implants are if you investigate any of the pics of her in bikini because she has no muscle, so where the hell does she gets the ass cheek “definitions” from? One day it’s drooped or Tear Dropped and the next day it’s a FULLY ROUNDED APPLE BOTTOM BASKETBALL SIZED ASS??? She has a William Sister ass suddenly??? 
And she’s everywhere, getting paid, for having a fake ass! WTF fellas? WHY??? This chick and Ice T’s white wife, that he’s pimping all over the place, are superstars due to having ass implants… and the worse part of all this shit, the hood loves these white chicks with fake asses so much that KIM KARDASHIAN HAS A FUCKING COPY CAT who’s also getting attention! WTF? The COPY CAT is getting play from the hood community too, and she looks UGLY in the face!!!! WTF black people??? Her clone is UGLY UGLY UGLY! WTF are you people making her a celeb for?
so trying to go the same route, figuring that black guys won’t care as long as it’s really really round.. is the black hood model ANGEL LOVE LOLA…
Angel Love Lola:
This Ethiopian beauty wasn’t good enough, to herself, with the beautiful body she had originally. She was a pretty face but she had a smaller ass that was not worth talking about when it came to the Buffy the Bodies and huge asses being the focus of fans of black ass. Knowing that hood models don’t get much attention unless their asses are SUPER HUGE, naturally, she took the matters into her own hand and put a HUGELY FAKE ASS in place, seeing the popularity of her white counterparts (exactly what I hope doesn’t become the norm now). Yes, she has an ass that is ridiculously FAKE now, and she is parading that around like it’s hot, when it’s not. But hood magazines, videos and the internet seem to think so. She was named EYE CANDY OF THE YEAR for having her fake ass!!!!???
The problem with that? Uhm SHE’S GETTING PAID WITH HER HUGELY FAKE ASS NOW! How the fuck did this happen? I thought the hood didn’t like this shit. But now that people are seeing her fake ass, there is a a bunch of push back on Angel. People are not wanting to see her with the hugely fake ass implants. So why is she getting mad hate from the hood community, but all these white chicks with the fake asses are getting nothing but love from the hood community? Angel is just showing signs of things to come, from black chicks. They are going to start thinking that their asses aren’t good enough and they will go OVERBOARD like lola. Oh the pics above don’t look that bad? How about this one then?
Now tell me that’s not just fucking ridiculous, people!!! Do you see the ass leaking out from under? Do you see the top of the ass? Come on now! YOU USHERED THIS BULLSHIT IN because many of you still like that shit. You let the bullshit enter our communities and now the respect and appreciation for nice ass is going to trash. If this fine ass chick felt she had to make her ass this incredibly disgusting big, look for more to seek fame by getting fake asses too. The only problem, like I said, you won’t accept her because she’s black with a fake ass! I say you don’t accept ANY fake asses! If you do, our beautiful asses will be replaced by fake asses, and the few of you dumb fuck who don’t care how fake it is as long as it looks cartoonish will mess up the game for us all!
But that’s aight, unlike tit jobs, you can’t do ass implant properly unless you have major skill. And I hope shit like this is what happens to people trying to enter the big ass community with that fake shit!
17 Responses to “Whites with ass implants OK, blacks with ass implants NO WAY?? WTF people?”
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
For some reason, black guys are taking to white chicks with huge, obviously fake asses and these white chicks are getting paid. WTF for?
WTF fellas? WHY??? This chick and Ice T’s white wife, that he’s pimping all over the place, are superstars due to having ass implants… and the worse part of all this shit, the hood loves these white chicks with fake asses so much that KIM KARDASHIAN HAS A FUCKING COPY CAT who’s also getting attention! WTF? The COPY CAT is getting play from the hood community too, and she looks UGLY in the face!!!! WTF black people???
REAL TALK! as a sista im so tired of white women jumping on EVERYTHING we have its only cute and sexy when they have it!!
black men are a joke they go mad for that fake bitch i dont get it i really dont everything on her is fake yet the men love it????
So now white women are doing everything to gain weight and get fat put into the butts to get a black man as this is all th4ey need for punk black men to go mad for them which they do in the thousands
Black women dont get enough love as it is and now this!!!!! we are always second best when it comes to society and now by are own damn brothers!
even to sloppy kim/cocco and all the other white women looking to net them a man thats the only reason they do this shit
But they wont stop as they KNOW they are going to get love and get them a baller so the money was worth it to them
September 24th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
We as black women do have it hard. White women want to be dark like us so they tan. White women want big lips like us so they go and get collagen. White women want bodies like us so they get plastic surgery. White women want to be black. That’s it, but people need to know that black women are always imitated, NEVER duplicated!
September 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Nikki,
I hear you. You must also understand that some of the black womens’ poor image (in America anyway) comes from her own hands too. You too want to have white features like long flowing hair, colored eyes, lighter skin (yes many of you from all around the planet are using skin bleaching), smaller noses, etc I see many on the professional front pretending to be white, trying to sound nasally and then going ahead putting it out there to white people (in attempts to get white man’s attention) that black men are not good enough for you, you need white MEN for assistance and wanting to be on the cover of JET magazine with your White babies like that chick from the Jamie Foxx show HERE and she’s not even that famous really!) lol WTF did she get that cover? Because she made WHITE babies. That’s a Black publication, look who also believes white is right! So ALL of that shows fakeness and self hatred on the sisters’ parts too!
So let’s keep it a bit balanced, we ALL have our issues, not just black guys, and black guys didn’t start the female issues we have in this world. And the girls these rappers are rapping about, whom are black, also won’t stop until they get a BALLA, so undesirable, leeching women come of all shapes sizes and colors. So couple that with the issues of wanting to be WHITE in features or give your babies white features since you wish you had them and the Doll Test theory where white is beautiful, I think BOTH black women and men have fault here! We’re decades removed from the landmark study that was used as evidence to break segregation, and we still have the same damn COLOR issues at the same rate. Who do you blame for that? I point at US all, not them! Mofos should know better and instead of turning on each other, turn to each other.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
women black and white are shallow but women do these things only to attract men
Because they see what is being reflected in the media the hip hop girls video hoes whatever you want to call them they all light and the men love that
look at Bria myles she has got no where near as much hype as any of the other video hoes WHY because she is dark skinned
some people will say well she isnt pretty but look at that that kim k replica she isnt either but she gets attention from the black community
until there is more representation of dark skinned women in the media women will always do that
Dark skinned black men have always been attractive to the media look at that one with kimora the media likes the men dark but women HELL NO bleach up lol!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I disagree that women do all the shallow act for men’s attention. They do it because they’re shallow!!! They need something superficial to make them feel good inside, which is crazy. They want to feel/look GOOD THEMSELVES superficially, they might use the men’s attention to get that, but it’s not directly FOR a man’s attention. So I think it’s the ego booster and self confidence that makes them do that. It’s liek a dude wanting a huge fake penis, he’s doing it because he’s insecure and wishes it was bigger since everyone else is bigger than himself, first. If you have a lil penis, the dudes will clown you too! Booty, same thing. Chicks clown other chicks if they don’t have it back there.
Did you ever think that Bria Myles is a video hoe because she can’t do anything else but be a video hoe? That she has no skills with anything else, and might be very unpleasant, annoying, therefore people don’t like her? Even superhead is very polite to people, initially. Charmed her way to fucking Bill Maher! lol So some of these women don’t research how to maximize the exposure, they just do their hood shit and expect global appeal? There is a team of people behind Kim K and now I bet you the clone will get a team of publicity people. Hood chicks don’t do that. BLACKS never take advantage of something they rule in, and then become enamored with whites who do ‘black things’. Then site back and wait while whites usurp them- Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Kim K… and complain later. The dark skin in video thing, you don’t know what these black models are asking for in price for their cameos! So cheaper wins, also the directors are the ones putting these chicks in, most white boys. You put some big ass on the screen, black or white, dudes will be right there! Color shouldn’t matter when it comes to ass, but the new wave of dudes are making that the issue, thus this blog. The pigeon holing of the hood models, their own doing if they’re just riding the wave rather than being proactive. If you’re a big girl, the modeling world wants to see smaller chicks. But why don’t these chicks hit the runway like that Tocarra chick? Most plus sized models have no goddamn shapes, I’m sure these hood models would clean up there! But nooo I bet that’s not enough money for them, etc. Put out their own calendars, on their own sites, most are doing that just now! Real ass enthusiasts judge ass, not color! The penis can never be racist! lol
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I have a question. What is your ethnicity and do you have a preference as to who you date? And if so why do you prefer that certain race?
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
We (at AssMatrix.com) are of many races/ethnicities. Collectively, we’re ‘BLACK’. In terms of dating, most of the dudes ONLY date black, I date whatever ethnicity/race I feel. My penis isn’t racist, it’s all pink inside and all black when the lights go out.
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I was just curious.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
No problem, not that color makes us any less of Ass-Enthusiasts.
October 20th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
dis site is 2 funny.. sum1 is obssesed with ass
October 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
When are we gonna get some more posts?
October 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Coming soon, PNA. Just working out the original site redesign right now.
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Thanks abunch! Looking forward to it!
November 4th, 2008 at 2:07 am
White women are banking on Black Men being dumb as hell. Black men need to stop overrating these White women with fake asses who are only out to pimp them out of money. Black men need to appreciate their Black Women who has been having natural asses since the beginning of time. I laugh at any bru that steps to me in praise of these fake ass devils, I advice other brothers to do the same thing in order to kill this noise.
November 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
King da South,
it’s most unfortunate but what you say has some truth to it. OTHER people seem to take notice of white skinned chicks with booties AFTER blacks have pumped them up first. So these white ones go to super stardom for having a nice ass (real or not) and they cross over because not that blacks certified it as a ghetto-good ass, now the rest of society will agree. That does NOT happen with black women though. They get pigeon holed to rap. You won’t catch Laquiffa Jenkins on Dancing with the stars just because she had a fat butt (but you did see Kim Kardashian). WTF? But she quickly got the boot because they saw she’s stiff like a mannequin and covered up the only part about her they care to see, her ass. So thanks to black people for overhyping kardashian.
November 13th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
thats real talk!!! and i still stand by my word that women do this for attention from other men
as a women i know this we would not put ourselves through half of the agony if we werent getting attention from men to validate it
November 14th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Nikki,
No doubt women do it to get a male’s attention, but going overboard with surgery? I know these women are after something else, and/or the situation is much more deeply rooted in something else. Both sexes do dumb ass thinks to get noticed by the other but women can go on to get financial benefits from the madness, while men can’t really say the same thing. So be happy for the advantage!