Rear End Review- Best Ass 2008? Why they love this size.
Does this look like 2008’s WORLD’S SEXIEST ASS? Well this IS what was voted that!!!
What? you can’t see straight, YES THIS ASS WON THE “BEST ASS IN THE WORLD 2008″ TITLE! You demand a recount??? LOL
well someone covering his crotch so the world can’t see it, while he’s in underwear, would think so! (see pic above) lol
Ok, well here’s what the top ass that won BEST ASS IN ASIA looks like, and look she a Check to prove it:
Let’s watch that ass in motion!
Ok I know I can’t convince you, but she does have good credit! :)WTF? Is SLOGGI German for ‘CRACK ROCK’? Well let’s break down why these kinds of butts are so popular
As the year comes to a close, we’ll start to see ‘the best of’ for everything from boots to booty. There are a LOT of booty rating contests, all over the world, which will gear up for the BEST ASSES OF 2008. Hmm we should look into a picture, video voting component. Many asked so we should build one. The AssMatrix community has been making us aware of these things, around the world, contributing to the Ass awareness. We appreciate that. They also voice concern in most of the messages. Then I look at the links they send and there IS reason for concern. That concern is that their voices are not heard! Their voice is the voice of appreciation for more ass meat on butts and to have a phat ass be recognized in the international spotlight for once! Instead, time after time, little asses, mostly flat or Pig Tail with a little plumpness, are the winners of contests and featured in many magazines, while the true Apple Bottoms and Ghetto Blasters and Tear Drops are not getting the SHINE they deserve to get. These people have spoken but feel that proper ass appreciation will never come because MAJORITY RULES.
I remember an discussion- ARGUMENT with an ex girl who constantly argued with me over what was a nice ass, versus what wasn’t. She was of Central American descent with a nice Tear Drop, but only would say that women with the hybrid Tear Drop/Pig Tail had nice asses. I realized that is because local to where she came up, that’s what the top women had, PIG TAILS mostly. The best, in her mind, was a Pig Tail that has a collection of fat, or muscle, but the problem with this kind of butt is you ALWAYS have to bend over for the ass to show anything. In fact, the top strippers in places like this are blond, white and have flat asses, yet the ones that look like Vida Guerra (sorry those huge bootied chicks aren’t appreciated outside the US much) would be ignored. I’m dead ass serious! FLATTY GIRLS are treasured everywhere but here. So she came back on my argument with “it doesn’t matter what you think, because MAJORITY RULES!” I paused, oh shit, she was right. There are more supporters of asses SHE liked, than asses that I preferred: Tear Drop, Ghetto Blaster and Apple Bottoms- I like all the good asses of each class of ass actually, even Pig Tail if it’s GOOD. We who love the ones I listed are smaller in number than ones who like flat or even Pig Tail asses! The REST OF THE WORLD IS HUGE and feature a bunch of flat assed chicks, but also mostly are more petite or thinner chicks. There ARE more of them than people like me. Hell, illegal aliens from Mexico outnumber the people who like booty like I like! I had to change perception somehow, .. .. and because she couldn’t shut the fuck up, AssMatrix.com was born. I was sleeping with the ENEMY! A traitor to her own kind! She actually left me because we disagreed over some ass. lol True Story. I pick WINNERS, beeeyotch!!
. ..but the trouble is, when you think of these BEST ASS competitions that make headlines, or are outside of the HOOD communities’ radar, of course they’re not going feature:
* Women with some meat on their bones
* Women without European/Asian features like REAL, long, straight hair, tiny frames, light skin (basically no distinctive African features)
* Women whom have the indigenous pudgy women genes- those shaped like boxes, or barrels (spongebob bodies huge in Mexico, Central America, South America, Asia)
Basically, you’re looking at people who buy into the popular “White standard for beauty” philosophy applying those teachings/backwards programming to ass appreciation! So the women are to be thin, toned, long hair, light skinned/ tanned preferably, not looking ETHNIC in any way, ass can’t be FULL, if they hope to win. Ultimately, we’re not even talking about judging ass, we’re talking about a goddamn beauty pageant, in most cases. What the fuck kind of men can’t compartmentalize when it comes to women? Must be female or gay judges! lol They’re not even focusing on only the ass. Also, too much ass (which might be PERFECT to us) wouldn’t qualify for them. A Vida Guerra would be too fat, for these competitions. Many of you do this too! It’s why the wannabe booty-model Ms. Rabbit is so popular, although her ass is NOTHING to be paying money to see! So taking that into consideration, also think about the people who don’t see the nice, round, succulent asses, in their countries and only subscribe to European beauty ideas.. . well then Esther Baxter is a fat monster to them! And this is what they think when they see the asses we like! Guess what, there ARE more like them, then there are of us! 
In reality, they’re not really referring to her size making her look like a fat pig, nooo they’re internalizing and saying that their manhood can’t HANDLE all of that. That they can’t see themselves plowing an ass like that, and size does intimidate! but a little ass, like a little innocent school girl that you can conquer, ooooh they can rip that to shreds, no matter how smaller these men feel they themselves are. So, if you were staring down a plump Apple Bottom, how big is YOUR confidence going to be? uh You might opt for the smaller option. lol
Smaller Ass Appreciation:
So when you see appreciation for smaller ass, keep in mind the things I outlined here, because you might want to understand why they like what they like, and to be honest, we like what we like because we came up around it too! Some of us only want that huge, ghetto booty!!! Anything smaller is flat or Pig Tail to most of the bigger booty loving crowd, but I personally can see the beauty in ALL of the profiles- I did not say EVERY ASS though, don’t get it twisted. Me, being a worldly guy of many cultures, I can tell you what the most important, and overall decider in what makes an ass nice for smaller booty lovers, is. When these guys appreciate the so called BEST ASS , they’re looking at:
* A woman’s overall build (petite frame)
* A woman’s hips (can’t be wide)
* A woman’s European or ‘exotic’ features (at darkest it can be tanned (Indian) but not ‘black’ skin, long hair, etc)
* Tiny ass cheeks, preferably with accent being heavily stressed on very well defined Ass Smile
* An unobstructed view of her poon from the backside (preferably bent over) or with a good enough Happy Gap to display the poon. For example (click the pics to enlarge):
The little shit is what they like. All arching, on tip toes like that first pic, bending over, all white/fair skin, the darkest one with the tan is a white blond. Still you see that view, THAT’S what they want. That UNDER shot. They want to see the area immediately surrounding the poon! They don’t care how small, they want to see tiny cheeks SPREAD! The flatness of the other areas of the butt, don’t even get noticed, unless the woman’s frame is too wide/big, which they don’t like. That’s enough to palm. They’re concerned with the under ass regions, and how cartoonishly pleasant that area is and how it highlights the POON. That makes a butt with a little fat on it look ‘CUTE’. So yeah, they’re judging by CUTENESS factor- same guy with a porn collection full of nothing but ‘Barely Legal’ (porn with under 18 year old chicks) videos. So consider that when you look at an ass you like, you say ‘damn that’s a THICK, FIERCE ASS!!! I’d do DAMAGE on that AND POUND IT ALL NIGHT‘, well he goes, ‘by golly that’s a CUTE ass. Fucking A it’s tight! I’D do DAMAGE on that and POUND IT ALL NIGHT‘ you can see the contrast in focus. POUND WHAT-exactly- ALL NIGHT if there isn’t any ASS on that butt? Ah he’s thinking of the poon being spread for a nice view, given her small size. He likes the tight, petite ass with the Ass Smile (and under-ass section of the booty), you like the complete curvaceous ass cheeks (overall booty). He likes small and controlled, you like big and adventurous. Well there are MANY MORE men that are from Taliban controlling sexually oppressive countries where any threat to their manhood gets a woman/man killed! A man’s ego/penis can’t be dominated or he’s nothing. So why wouldn’t smaller women you can dominate NOT be the hottest thing since sliced bread? So with that in mind, here is what is winning in all of the Best Ass contests, and now you know why and 9 times out of 10, it’s a Flat or Pig Tail (nicely toned though).
Let’s look at some of the things that these people saw and liked, and let’s discuss it:
Actually, the world’s best ass for 2008 does have a nice ass for its class of tiny asses, because she’s toned, but there are far better out there. The problem is she’s really good at flexing and posing, so the under ass, which is really nice when flexed, looks top notch for it’s class. Unfortunately, she can’t do the flexing (when walking) that’s when the photos were snapped and show the real deal. See, when you’re in motion, like animation, your brain fills in the gaps and the saying that the ‘camera adds more pounds means it makes everything look more round!’ I do video and photos, this happens ALL the goddamn time and I have to delete the pics. The picture shows how not round it really is unless you’re looking at the under part of the ass, while the video camera will lie to your eyes because you’re busy looking at motion and not noticing she’s leaning 45 degrees forward arching while walking in heels! Take a look yourself, the video looks NICE, UNTILLLLLLL SHE WALKS AWAY. She can’t flex while spinning then, and the ass is easier to see.
And here are the pics where you can see she’s arching, the heels have her leaning over 45 degrees so the ass looks higher and she’s taking the under ass and making it appear higher so the ass looks more round and full:
She has a long Mystery Space (do you see that shit?), plus she’s arching and leaned over so the under ass lifts up to look higher and more full, she’s in heels and she flexes a lot to make the roundness look more full (middle pic is super clear). That ass should look full with her standing up straight, THEN I’d say she has the KILLER ass. Still not clear to you? uhh let me help you out with visual aides:
The “focal point” is what fans of these asses are all excited over. It’s the part you spread with your thumbs while you get at that in doggy. This is a prized part in Brasil, an din the rest of the world, but everyone seems to think this ass is exclusive to Brasil. Now I’ve been to Brasil, in 3 different cities and aside from GAME GIRLS (PROSTITUTES), chicks with the best asses ever are NOT every 2 steps you take. It’s not so don’t believe the hype! If you go where chicks are looking to strike it rich with a dude, in tourist areas RIO, the best of the best will GO THERE to meet someone and get the rent paid, but go anywhere else and you see that it’s mostly HYPE. Don’t get me wrong, some of the juiciest asses can be found there, but all this small booty is found EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD! Same features same everything! So the nicest ass being in Brasil is the biggest myth about Brasil. That’s not to take anything away from them, but because they’re not eating goddamn cakes and cookies and soda for breakfast lunch and dinner, like Americans are doing. Their diet, climate, obsession with physical looks and overall conditioning habits keep many of them smaller in frames. I’ve seem some of the best looking women per big ass out there, I’ll say that, though. Women are very pretty, but you say Brasil and immediately everyone is like “Oh that’s the best asses EVER!” I’ve seen that ass, and better, in MANY COUNTRIES!
In my opinion
Now, I don’t expect much from smaller asses and I do love them, but can you really judge nice asses with everyone in boyshorts? This takes the Mystery Space and hides it from the average person and all they see is a perfectly round and toned ass thanks to the leg cutouts of the panties. Take a look again, it’s the cut out of the panties making the legs look long, hiding the mystery space, which is large and making the ass also look more full. It’s all illusion! From the winner being from Brasil, to the features she has, to the panties helping her ass shape more, to the arching, camera tricks all that is falsely inflated to help her win. For god sakes, the runner up was Miss Brasil from 2007 and those 2 asses look the same, both Pig Tails. There were over 3 million entries, HOW did the top two end up being Brasilian and 1 being Miss Brasil from last year? Come on now (No disrespect to my Brasilians out there). lol Most ‘indian’ (indigenous) mixed with European blood is going to be Pig Tail. This is true especially for Western Hemisphere chicks. So all those skinny blonds and ones like the Winner and Luscious Lopez/ Olivia Olovely porn chicks from Mexico, it’s the SAME booty! PIG TAIL !
Here are more examples of the hottest ass, notice the patterns, and I mean ALL of the claims in patterns I’ve mentioned so far? Here’s the list that SPIKE TV ( the MAN CHANNEL says is it’s hottest asses- see any black faces?) CLICK HERE FOR EXAMPLE
So to you AssMatrix.com fans, we will continue to use HIP HOP/ DANCEHALL/ REGGAETON to push the appreciation of mid to big sized asses out there. We really are small in number, but the world is taking notice, little by little. You see white girls with asses popping up all over the place because she’s a fat slob to her own people and by their own standards. They don’t want to have flat asses now, why? Because our influence on the “not perfect booties” that “Polite Society” doesn’t recognize as beautiful is spreading and causing ass all over the world to stand up. Little ass is nice too, but no longer with the rest of the sized, shaped asses be kept out of the spotlight. And when they tell us that the ass we like CAN’T get anything but hood appreciations, and that we can’t influence the rest of the world, we respond with YES WE CAN!
BUT UNTIL THEN.. I’ll be fucking this right here LOL (uh God there’s just nothing on that uhh lol- but it’s smooth as an egg)
(18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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10 Responses to “Rear End Review- Best Ass 2008? Why they love this size.”
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November 20th, 2008 at 3:18 am
yeah, this is very sad indeed… that we, who apreciate the really beautiful ass, are the fewer… but thinking of it, it’s good at the same time, because we’re the elite, the real “connoisseurs” of ass!!!! lol
but as for the best asses being from brazil or not… I think that they are! not because of this woman there in those pics and vids, because i, too, think she’s kind of flat assed, even though well toned, as you said… not because of the fact that I am brazilian, either! lol
I’ve seen many asses out there that beat many good brazilian asses, but there’s always a new brazilian appearing that beats the previous
and i think i know why: for two main reasons…
1st - there is and always was A LOT of interracial marriages/sex/pregnancies here in Brazil, unlike in the US and most other parts of the world; and we didn’t just have whites and indians in our history, as you appeared to say before… there were, and are, a lot of black people too! in fact, we have more black people here than in the US, i believe…
so if we’re lucky we get the best parts of all races, say, cute faces of europeans, beautiful asses of the africans and nice hair of the asians and indians (not criticizing the other traits of these races, just highlighting the best they have)
2nd - the obsession with beauty may lead to those disgustingly skinny women (which unfortunately are more numerous) OR to a greater dedication in the gym, thus toning the body as a whole and most importantly increasing ass and leg size (chicks here also seem less likely to become overdeveloped, most of them see when they’re getting TOO muscular and decrease their training)
it’s true that many women here have bad asses; like anywhere in the world, there is the mass of ugly ones and a few elite
and IMHO, when we speak of ass elite, the brazilians beat the others easily! I’d even say they have the best lower body, because I think that the ass cannot be totally separed from the legs without making it look at least weird…
but then, you could say something that may chance my mind in some way (it would be hard though! lol)
November 20th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Cacholote,
Thanks for the feedback. I have to correct you though. 1, I’m VERY WELL VERSED on the African Diaspora, which includes Brasil. It is the second biggest population of blacks, apart from Africa. Portugal was the first and last in and out the slave trade and was the most brutal plus had to be forced out of it by the other European powers. So I know of the mixes and I know of Portugese leaving it to fend for itself, which is why all the Europeans flooded. I know where the best blacks are there which is why the only place I visited, for play and not work, was Bahia. So I did not say that there are no blacks, I did however say that if you’re BLACK you get no attention- unlike the Whites and Indians- come on how did that Giselle chicks get famous? There are far hotter blonds with no as in Porto Alegre and as South as you go! That is what I put in the ‘lists’ part because you won’t make it to the Best Of competitions! The thing is if you look anywhere where people comment, first thing people say is “oh man the best ass is from Brasil” and they’ve never been. The impression is it’s wall to wall. I’ve traveled the world and am from 3 countries, besides the USA, and the mix you have is the mix WE have. So my experience is NOT one of just the USA, let me clear that right now. Brasil is HOT there is no question, but being on the outside and knowing many people who’ve never been, the hype is a little over blown. The hips/waist Ass ratio in Brasil can be rivaled by Panama, Cuba and DR. Brasil has many more numbers and you’ll never hear me say that some of the hotest ever came from there, but if you put them in a line up, a black from Brasil with crazy ass and a white-india from Panama, I promise you THEN and only then would everyone say that Brasil wasn’t the hottest ass. THAT is my point. The hottest ass does not appeal if it’s more ethnic looking, no matter where she’s from. And just like any of my countries, including the USA, there is a lot of denial to darker colors, except in South America it’s made to look more like poor vs rich, but you’re rich if your white skinned and poor, vs black skinned and poor. It’s the same post slavery mentality in every country. The reason most people wouldn’t know that the black population there is the second biggest in the world is because of competitions like this. So yeah you have a lot of mixes left and right there, more than the USA would, but just like my DR, Haiti, Jamaica, Panama, PR, Cuba, Colombia and even America, many are reluctant to mix with darker people for fear of having ‘pelo malo’ bad hair as they call African course hair, big lipped kids and dark skinned babies. The perception of beauty is a European standard, and Brasil is not pardoned from that. It prides itself on having so many Europeans mixing with the locals. Dominican Republic does the same thing, Cuba too. Trujillo invites Europeans to come lighten un Dominican Republic, so I know the mentalities! I won’t be satisfied until I see Darker women win something international!
November 20th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Yeah, what you said is true… there is still a lot of prejudice here and in all of the world… that’s sad, because the beauty of the women all over the world suffer a hard blow with the non-mixing and/or discrimination against one ethnicity or another
For me, the, as you call it, “India” skin tone (we usually call it “Morena” here) is the most beautiful, but that’s just my taste, maybe because my skin is also that type… dunno
and I agree too that there’s a lot of hype around southern women here in brazil (Porto Alegre etc), it’s that fascination most guys here (and I think in most of the world) have with european looking women… I’m from Rio and IMO the women here look WAY better than the gaúchas (women from Porto Alegre), in all means, even the face and hair, which is what most guys argue that they find attractive about the gaúchas (or any other european looking chick)
I don’t share almost anything of this, I would easily choose one Renata Frisson between her and Giselle Bündchen… most guys would not, though
it has not always been like this though; men (even whites) used to prefer women with more thick bodies than today (not as much as we apreciate, but it was much more than today), before the 60’s, and women strived to look as men desired. today, women strive to look as THEY like and as the media says is pretty (skinny, no ass, you know the rest…)
real men opinion almost isn’t heard anymore… so much that most man today have actually adopted their taste for body, which is that “supermodel” shit they try to push to us today
i’ve seen many women who would have great looking bodies if they didn’t try to follow that standard of beauty become depressed and end up as anorexic abominations… that’s the biggest problem with this…
and this is where we should fight to popularize the real THICK body shape, to make women all around the world look better, be healthier and even fight against racism and other prejudices!!! ass lovers of the world, unite!!! lol
but it’s nice to see that there are people like me out there… sometimes i think i’m like an ass philosopher or something! and here I’m in my true home, the home of real ass admirers!!! lol
thanks for this great idea of a blog man! keep on the good work and the good taste!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
All over Latin America, morena and india are interchangeable. In DR people call me “WHITE”. I am NOT WHITE! I have no white features other than lighter skin. Also, like all over Latin America, wherever there was a concentration of African descendants, Latinos/Brasilians make up 800 million goddamn terms to show how far departed from BLACK or African you can be. You can be mulato or prieto or triguena and all these 1/1000000000 of a black person and mostly ‘indian’ all that crap but ‘BLACK’. lol You tell someone, you’re black they say ‘uh uh no! I’m Mulato’. I want to box the face of that kind of person. lol I like caramel to dark chocolate women, and not sunbathed to look these colors either, I like them naturally these colors. But the focus is on skinny ass, European featured chicks. But being from Brasil, you certainly had to be puzzled as everyone is turning away from liking the Renata’s of the world and going to the Giselles. WTF? I was there to witness that change you speak of. My boys would come back with video and it would be skinny assed chicks! WTF? I remember the Italians going for the darkest women they could find, now that’s gone! It’s sad what you mention, not to mention how easy it is to get plastic surgery down there. The ‘Brasilian Butt lift” we have here is what US stole from Brasil. That’s a small implant to give the Pig Tail look to flat assed people here. I know many get that down there. It’s smaller than a breast implant, many times. It’s extremely popular here. Well you have to keep the fight going to preserve respect for REAL THICK WOMEN, not the ones faking like they’re thick either. Think to plump (with form) is all right in my book. I like small too but they bore me quickly. I don’t like laying on their bodies and you have the impression of their rib cage on your face! Yuck! Too skinny for me! You have access to a wealth of material down there, gram a cam and have at it! We’re in Ass Recession right - aka fall/winter. lol
December 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
I’m glad you got around to writing this …. arguing w/ you via email wore me out lol.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:47 pm
lol Didn’t know email could wear you down like that. lol I guess all that writing you had to do. lol
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
so what happened to the woman that was supposed to be getting her butt done and you was going to follow her story? did she get it done?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
She wasn’t trying to do it falsely, she’s trying to do it with eating, toning/working out. So far there is no difference to detail yet.
December 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Damn Son, you went in on this article!
December 30th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Logos8,
lol maaaaan I had to! We can’t let these people beast up our shit like that- which always becomes the case when we drop our guards. That’s why our community exists, to not let the world come in and change the rules on shit they did NOT like, nor paid attention to (previously), until WE made it popular. Let them get back to loving only tits or something, and leave this region for US, the real fans of Ass! Also, people are not understanding each other, with regards to what we like versus what others like, so it offers a little clarity on the psychological aspect, as well as overall image of beauty (which is why in any social circle/network, you get asked ‘ ok ok would you hit it if she had an ass like Esther (Baxter) but had a face like Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son’. lol We men should be able to easily compartmentalize and size up each area accordingly and put that into perspective for a given situation. The correct answer is, of course, ‘I’d hit that in a heartbeat but we can’t be seen in public together!’. lol That easy! When it comes to sex, booty we separate that from actually overall beauty. That’s what WE do! lol So others are doing that crap where they think a Meagan Fox has a hot face so that makes her completely hot all over, when she’s a ZERO in body! Can’t let that mentality beast up our shit!!!