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Is there anything wrong with shots like this?Seems so innocent, seems so full of playdough, but most shots like this are just all FLUFF!  While that’s a fat ass up there, it’s effect is no different from this (below).…and that’s not so hot (check the shape of the back of the legs vs butt)! But we know that YOU like it! Read on…

You should probably read these two piece:  THIS and THIS TOO , especially that latter, for a good understanding of why women are doing a lot of these poses we will address today.  We talked about some of the silliness going on today, with women who don’t want to work on building a booty with exercise to compliment the fat they might have, and their overeating (on purpose) tactics to try to gain booty.  The booty they hope to gain is mostly GIRTH based, to get the 3-D look to the booty, hoping it will be big and full, but they’re not getting that, which is very hard to gain in a nice collection of fat if you just keep eating.  Genetics play a big role in whether or not your booty will scale from a nice smaller but nicely rotund form of a booty, to a bigger and fuller version of it. These kinds of fat gaining techniques might work for a few, but eventually gravity will conquer them and they’re left with asses that need a forklift to look presentable.  Then you have the great majority of asses out there, trying to get bigger, which were sloppy and not even in good zone at a smaller size, but who overeat and hope to get a nice round Ghetto Blaster booty (which never happens).  So because so many ladies are failed in their goals to overeat to gain booty, and surely won’t hit a gym to bulk up the booty with muscle, many who can’t get GIRTH are simply opting to aim at gaining WIDTH, meaning they’re hoping to get a WIDE ass.   Some of these ladies do hit the gym but not on BEAST MODE like they claim and they use gym machines which mostly make the legs more huge and don’t work the ass at all!   These women make a wide body with very hard fat and maybe some muscle under the legs but rarely get that muscle on the ass because that take movement that the static machines won’t provide.  You wonder “who the hell wants a wide body?” Well no one, but these ladies are thinking that if they get wider in the lower regions of hips, butt and legs, that someone will think they are THICK and have a big butt.  They know they’re not going to gain the big butt by girth, because their genetics are making a droopy and wide backside that runs into the legs without clear definition of booty vs legs, and hope any onlooker will not be able to identify what is what.  So if you can’t identify legs from ass, then it’s easy to run a whole different game of tricks on you, to make you think there is booty, where there clearly is NOT any real booty.

Today, we’ll cover this particular trickery that is ruining the booty appreciation game, where these women are now trying to go WIDE on the backside, because they don’t have the genetics – or dedication- to get a bigger butt with their techniques of gaining fat to get a bigger booty.  Someone forgot to tell these ladies that you can’t just eat and gain it only in the booty, you gain fat in other places too, and you’d be lucky if you only gained it in the booty and not any other place.  We get a lot of write-ins asking us to verify the look of the people writing in, and others, so we’ll cover some of the tricks tried on us, and YOU, with regards to trying to make us all believe that there is booty where there is not.  The BACKSHOT is the number 1 trickery shot that we get, and we see, when someone is trying to fool the camera.  This is the shot you should recognize from SEND YOUR PICS,  and the Backshot profile shot shows just a 2-D shot from behind, no hints of depth in the shot, the body is just flush with the camera.  Because the shot is taken like this, find that people really are most confused about it, or afraid to take Backshots, without the comfort of the trickery, because they don’t get to really show off a booty, unless there is amazing curvature to the Ass Smile- otherwise, most women are smart to avoid this shot if trying to show off the booty. The backshot looks like a plain shot to many, boring to people who don’t see a lot of booty meat all over the place, but many times you can’t make out what is what from back to booty to legs, and many people just want to see a huge collection of meat then and they will hope their brains can make out what is what (an obvious brain flaw).  This brain flaw is used to trick you, and most women know even if on a subconscious level, that they’re doing these tricks because they hate how plain Backshots look.  Others are using the brain flaw of you hoping to see a lot of fat in this shot, and then assuming because that woman is WIDE, that she is THICK with ASS, to their advantage, to get praise where it doesn’t belong.  Because so many women are getting so fat, and legitimate nice asses are becoming ruined by the leg fat growth that is absolutely out of control today, many lazy women are resorting to a few tricks to falsify their asses as they GO WIDE. This is not always evident in other shots like Sideshots, but there are tricks there too!  We’ll highlight a few people tried on us, and we see a lot, online.


A 7 foot butt? WTF?

So you ladies want to go for the dumpy look now, in hopes of someone mistaking you for being THICK, and mistaking you for having a nice and big ass? Go ahead, it’s a free world, but understand that young men do NOT want that shit, only old dudes and dudes who are hard up looking for easy targets.  That video there is what many ladies hope to look like when they overeat but are they really trying to get that when the rest of the body is gross too?  Just because she threw a wig on she’s hot now?  Same formula many women are following now. If you’re in your 20s and you’re dumpy like a 40 year old woman, you’re going to be WORSE looking than a 40 year old woman when you get that age, because you’re only going to continue the fat mudslide buildup you have now, for another 20 years!  Dudes look at that and know you’re only a temporary stop.  You don’t like the look and guys don’t like the look, and that leads many of you to resort to tricks because you’re not willing to reverse the look you know you hate.  This Grimace from McDonalds look needs to stop and you have to stop banking on leg fat growth making a butt for you.  You are also forgetting how fat you’re getting elsewhere in the body too, it doesn’t just all go to the legs you know.  You’re just adding droop.  Some of you ask us “if my ass isn’t the hottest out here and I’m all fat and shit then why do I get so much dick on the reg????” (actual question written to us).  That’s not so easy to answer, as there are many reasons you could be approached by men who want quick sex.  We get a number of these, from women whom are Pear Shaped, and not that that’s a bad thing, but when it’s too much so, like all the fat is dripping down the body, but they think they have the hottest asses ever because they’re fat in the legs too, well it’s cause for alarm.  Along the same line, many women ask us why do men keep calling them “thick” if they’re shaped like humpty dumpty, but again, your body type gives off a lot a signals that you probably didn’t notice.  The Pear Shape can be sexy if it’s in a good form and maintained, but if you look jump plain dumpy, then many dudes who like low hanging fruit will crowd you.  Oh yeah, they’re not intimidated by you, and hope you are thinking you also look like shit, then they swoop in and tell you that you’re thick and the hottest shit out there.  They know you know you’re dumpy, but you buy it and you give up the ass quick!  Your dumpy body gives off signals, and it also gives the appearance of a boring and inactive lifestyle!  Guys see these THE FAR SIDE looking bodies and think immediately to take advantage because secretly everyone knows you’re insecure about that dumpy body that just sags and screams sadness. So if you’re trying to work on building this sloppy body on purpose, you should understand what it communicates to men.   Let’s quickly illustrate the body you ladies are going for with this leg fat growth (to add to the booty fat you’re hoping to gain), and then just freeze on the picture to see if the look does not scream out a message at you…

As you can see in that to the left, if you didn’t see those huge saddle bags, you’d probably have a nice, big butt right there, and one that was probably more perky and positioned higher up on the backside. The major problem there is that the saddlebags on the sides of the legs are out of control, but maybe YOU don’t think so.  See, a lot of people shown this picture, said she had a really nice big ass and there is nothing wrong with the body, but mostly OLDER men said this was absolutely perfect in the booty area.  Younger dudes said they’d hit it, but wouldn’t stay. lol  Either group though said the ass was “OK” to “HOT”.  Observe the pic again though, look at how long that backside looks here, it looks like that lower half of the body doesn’t even belong to the top part of the body!  That is due to the ass drooping and the fat from the legs widening the body, it’s like fat just rolled downhill and dripped down like melted wax.  That combination of leg/hip/butt fat gain creates a bad PEAR SHAPED body, and to no surprise to anyone, you don’t know where the ass cheeks are in all of that.  The brain flaw takes over here, and says ALL OF THAT WIDENESS is booty meat, and you don’t notice that this body had PEAKED in terms of the fat it was supposed to take on, because you can see it ruining what might have been a great body! She’s gone way over the limit, and lack of definition is the teller.  How can that be when everything you see fans down and out, everything is really low on the backside and the clumps of leg fat clearly have destroyed whatever shape those ass cheeks used to have.  The widest part of the body is the point where the leg fat extends, and it protrudes out to the sides further than her shoulders even line up!  Ultimately you end up with a bunch of women who are shaped like the cartoons from THE FAR SIDE comics or grimace because it’s not a good and natural look.  And a lot of women are under 5′ 9″, so they really really look dumpy and stumpy but they still insist on this look.  It looks like a creature that isn’t real because the shape is not a womanly shape that screams someone who is enthusiastic or excited about her life.   When we showed these types of shots to fans, mostly only women admitted that they did not like the backshot of a woman who had saddlebags like this, especially women whom currently have this shape.  Women know much better than men that this is not genuinely a good look for their backsides, and only pretend like it’s hot if they can get away with it.  Women know they shouldn’t do backshots if they look like this, because women know that it’s not good when you don’t know where the booty or the legs and back end, so women are doing a bunch of tricks, now that they are WIDENING and it didn’t get the results of a big booty, as they falsely predicted.  They don’t like that their leg fat growth has completely overtaken and overshadowed the booty mean, … so they resort to the many tricks it takes to fake like there is separation.  When women know they don’t like what they look like, they resort to tricks!

Now we will say here, there are a great many dudes saying that they couldn’t be fooled by any of the evolved tricks that ladies do to fake booty, but we found out that they actually didn’t know when they were being tricked or not, beyond wearing tight clothing.  So we broke some of the not so obvious tricks to people, and they said that women couldn’t possibly pull off the tricks we are about to get into, by laying out these various tricky techniques. Since these guys didn’t believe, we decided to give breakdowns of the trick, because these guys couldn’t believe it was happening, and surely didn’t think they could be tricked (and 90% on average were!). When women want to trick you, they can go all out and be sneaky.  Pay attention to those backshot pictures women are sending you, or sharing, there are a bunch of tricks to look better than it really is!

What a bunch of woman want you to do is see their backside and eliminate all the things that are messing up the backside, by you ignoring everything faulty, or by hiding it from your site. So women want you to only focus on the shape of their cheeks and essentially want you to see only see this kind of vision with each shot.They want you to only look right at the ass cheeks, and block out the big legs, but if you did that, would you think women like these, in these kinds of shots, actually had nice asses?  Is that a nice ass if you ignored the things that eroded the definition of the booty curvature?  Of course it’s not a nice ass then, but without wearing assless chaps to block out things (or just color out the bad parts like we did here), women have a few better tricks you should be aware of, to accomplish essentially the same thing.  If your legs are nasty, you might want to block them out optically to a guy, or if they’re loose and wobbly, you might want to throw on leggins and compression, to make them look tight.  These little tricks get translated across the board, because a lot of ladies don’t like how they look, so rather than work on themselves, they’ll try to trick you into thinking they’re hotter than they are- by trying to mask the same things they’re insecure about.  Let’s walk through a common problem that leads to heavy trickery.

The most common woman trying tricks is the woman who is getting wider/fatter and has no real separation of booty and legs. There are too many women who are meant to be smaller in body, and there is no real definition to their backsides.   In this example, we’ll present a lady who has a good overall figure, with a taper at the waist and a little hip action.The hips being bigger than the waist is a good start, but you can see, this is a Pig Tail with fat legs and no booty defined. Because there isn’t much booty meat, no bulb, no anything recognizable, this picture looks very unexciting. Women HATE taking shots like this, in that scenario, a lady with this body will definitely try the techniques we’ll mention shortly, because she needs to create separation of booty and legs. She could go do work like we mention in BUILD A BOOTY, but nooo she’s too lazy to do that or she’d not be in this situation in the first place.

So they will try to dress it up but many times fall flat when trying to hide the body that is not on par like below.How effective is this backshot in highlighting her booty for you? It fails, it’s showing too much skin but nothing is attention getting when showing.  Time to cover up a bit, is what most sane people would think, but a lot of thirsty dudes and disillusioned chicks might still think it’s thick because she’s wide. Ladies know better though, they don’t like it, it’s not appealing because that ass is wack. You see there is no good bulb, ass creases are terrible, that Mystery Space is also too wide. Ladies reported if their backside is like this, they’re not taking the pic, or they would do tricks.  So some admitted that they’d throw some stocking on and the most common trick is to end up taking a shot like this.

Ladies admitted that they’d just cover up the legs more, with sexy stockings, and close in on the space around the booty.  They’d highlight the wideness of the booty with the exposed skin, but the pantyhose would make it so you would look at the ass only, and ignore the leg space.  Interesting. Still something’s missing, right?  The exposed skin still isn’t exciting.

That’s where the BASIC tricks come in!

The “GRANNY’S PANTIES” fake outs (oldest trick in the book)

First of all, there is no one under fucking 25 years of age who is turned on by this kind of shit with garter belts and fishnet stocking and that bullshit. When a young dude sees a chick in this crap, he takes if off immediately and gets at that poon!  That bullshit dress up stuff is for older guys who have older women and need to fool themselves into thinking she’s hotter than she really is, and hopefully jump-start his tired dick from looking at the same uninspiring shape she has.  So there is something going on here that obviously we all KNOW is designed to trick you into wanting to fuck her because she is somehow transformed into someone hotter by COVERING UP a lot of stuff you don’t want to see, and showing you only what you do want to see.  It’s almost pathetic when you think about a woman wearing this crap, but it’s part of many women’s nighttime act to get her wheel’s squeaked. Not our cups of tea, but whatever floats your boats, people.  You’ve seen countless women in these garters but you might not have noticed the evolution of the purpose of these garters. Yes, they are meant to cover up shit no one wants to see and only reveal what a guy thinks is relevant, while a woman gets to feel comfortable about her belly not jiggling all over the place all day, but as the woman gets fatter, more work needs to be done to trick today’s guy. Here are the tricks behind this old folks method of hiding what you don’t want someone to see.  Some of you might be saying that you like the garter system, but you’re likely talking about seeing it on skinny women, women who don’t really need it to hide undesirable body parts. That’s when it became sexy, to see women who don’t need all that on, wearing that getup. You don’t look at the fat woman and skinny woman wearing the same outfit the same way.  Because so many women are so fat though, this old model has to evolve to get more people to like the garter system on fatter women.


The simplest form of this is this pic.

You don’t believe anything is going on here, but there is trickery.   The boring bodies mentioned earlier put on the garter system and begin tricking.  Optically, you see a full, sexy booty… or do you?

As the women widened, the garter system didn’t appeal to guys who didn’t like fatter women, because it failed optically to appeal to a broader audience, especially those who didn’t like all that skin busting out and straps that shit that really did look like you needed suspenders to hold up the whole outfit. To give you an idea of what fatter women in the garter system did to the minds of guys who like the size, we present this below.As you can see, if you’re a fan of meat and space of skin, this is your thing. Widening women wearing what we’d like to now call the hooker getup, works the same way it does for guys who like looking at wide space on women, who are fully clothed, and then think it’s THICK.  With the woman bending over, and a slimmer top that her widening body, it was a win for the women pulling it off, and the men who like this soft of widening thing.

And as slimmer woman began to get fatter, then that’s when things got interesting.  If the woman got fatter but wasn’t super obese, the optics changed dramatically. Normally you’d only see super skinny or super fat women in the garter system but some chicks who might actually be ‘thick’, were faux-thick, or  even nicely shaped plumpers wore the outfits, and began the trickery evolution.The outfit changed with the times, with the aim being the same: cover up what you don’t want to be the focus, but also visually carve out booty shape/size that doesn’t really exist. You can see the fat chichos are covered and the Mystery Space is smashed in with the top of the system, but look at the ass cheeks being created by the design of the garter getup here. It’s making you think all that area is booty meat, then the straps make you think the body of the woman is confined to that little space inside the two straps that hold up the stockings. If you didn’t know better, you’d not see that the outfit suggests the booty is bigger than it really is and the body is smaller than it really is. Look where we drew the legs seemingly ending out the outside of the left leg. That visually translates into a smaller woman on a guy who thinks that booty meat is where we drew it.  If you have a smart eye though, you can see where this system fails bigger bodies, in its original form.

As the women get wider and leg fat grows wider, this garter system takes a major hit. The stockings are not supposed to be high up on the leg, so leg fat and hips are pocking out width wise as women get wider.  In the garter system, you can see where the traditional trick falls apart now.

As the woman gets fatter, the straps that hold up the stockings must must go WIDER, and they can’t be the stringy fashion or it cuts into the leg fat too much, making the leg fat very very obvious and you will see that most backsides are not real booty meat. The straps also take a lot of strain when connecting to the stockings, and for this, a lot of women will take pics with the straps unfastened, because they hurt and they also don’t want you to notice the leg fat plumpness being highlighted. So a wider strap is to make indentation of leg fat less obvious. The wider strap can also be positioned better on the saddlebags, and they will hold in place, when the woman is trying to convince you that the leg fat is actually booty meat. The most she cuts into the leg fat with the straps, the more booty meat you think is there.  In the pic above, it fails because you can see the bulb of the booty is terrible and inconsistent on both cheeks. The ass creases are not the same and you can see the back of the leg fat has undone the bulb, and that the booty really ends where we drew the red “X”s.  That’s way too obvious of a view and you pick apart this ass real quick, even as an untrained eye.  Then you look at the saddlebags themselves and you can see they poke out too much if you have too much widening going on. You have to pick the best stockings to hide that, or you get a muffin top effect. So many women wore the stocking low on the leg, but with so much leg fat, you are doomed in this look.  So evolution had to take place for the flaws you see in this pic here.

This was the original technique to misdirect the guy into focusing only on what the woman wanted him to see, the POON and booty. She would cover up her fat gut with the corset and tie it tight to appear not so fat, then cover up her lack of ass crack formation with granny panties, then wear stockings that had suspenders that held up her stockings, because she had knobby knees and cellulite.  If your legs are scaly and ugly, those stockings were to remain on, and if your fat gut kept jiggling while having sex, the corset would keep it in place, plus keep that re-sutured C-section scar out of site.  Basically, the body was like 90% covered up and then the little bit of skin showing would turn them men on, having them wish to see more skin.  Well, it worked on old guys, but times changed and women became fatter and fatter, so tastes of many started to change. As bigger chicks became accepted into mainstream, then the whole undergarment scene had to be viewed completely differently now.   A woman who is skinny in this whole getup is not going to look the same as a fat chick in it, and since the system was designed to cover up part of the body that no one cared to see naked (which all participants in the act agreed on willingly), that morphed into trickery because women evolved.  You ended up with chicks who go wide, faking like they have a big ass, because you kind of had separation of the backside with this clothing trick.  Depending on how you optically divided the backside, you could make someone thing there is more ass there than really is there.  So many bigger bodied women started to wear this stuff, taking advantage of the original intention of covering up shit no one wants to see, and would expose the skin in areas to make the guy think “ooh it goes on and on forever, side to side” when looking at that ass. Sectioning off the ass into 3 parts, the straps that connect the corset to the stockings is used as a trick to optically widen the booty, making the wearer look like they had a full load of booty meat back there. But what do you do about the merging fat of the booty with leg meat?  In technique one, you can see how leg fat is ruining the bulb of the booty, and women know that without a bulb, that’s a bad look back there. Even fat, wide Pig Tails with a nice bulb can make a very good backshot in technique 1, but if your bulb is non-existent, and/or leg fat has undone your ass, you can’t pull off Technique 1 properly.  So the trickery begins… and multiple tricks have to be performed, in order to trick dudes if women insist on doing Technique 1 based foolery. However, she will need to strike with a combo of techniques today!

HIGH-LEVEL TRICKERY (Multiple techniques at once using Technique 1 as the base).

Sexy woman, nice shape for those whom like smaller top and large bottom…

But what you may not be noticing is this is some advanced trickery done here, in both the left and right shots.  What some are turned off by, they might not realize is because they’ve subconsciously done the analysis and didn’t like what was showing.   Those who are loving this but but not ALL of what’s happening here, they like the shape of the lady, they like her outfit but something still isn’t working for them.  And finally, those whom love the WIDENING of women are eating these shots up. They believe all that is pure thickness and booty meat. If people can see it all differently, then something’s amiss. This is high level trickery.  She’s using almost every trick in the book!  Here are the highlights we’ll touch up on now, which she borrows from other techniques we’ll get into.She’s using a LOT of tricks to pull off this optical display.  1) Mystery Space hidden to help waistline look better, 2 – 4) fake ass shape created, 5) Leg fat hidden and 6) made herself look wider and fully by spreading her legs.  Some key tricks here might not be so obvious, and you won’t find a lot of younger ladies doing these, as they’ve advance to trick you wearing less clothing! How is that possible, right???

The “PRETEND STRIPPER” fake outs

As times change, women start to show LESS, not more, so they got clever when trying to show you less. You’d think showing less would reveal more problems, which is why they went with the GRANNY PANTIES tricks, but today, women have evolved greater.  Women will try to make you think one thing, while dishing you another because misdirection is a major skill that is built into most women.  A very very common trick, to get a man excited, is play a little head game with him, making him think that she is delivering him something he really likes and is excited to see, but the misdirection is so freaking good, that when we quizzed most dudes, they had absolutely NO IDEA that their women were doing the fake outs not to just try to turn on their men, but to get him to not realize some major flaw in her booty game.  See, on the surface, most of these guys were lured in by women wearing tight clothing that she stuffed a bunch of fat into, but once she disrobed, she had that GRANNY PANTIES trick going, or more recently, she didn’t look as ‘thick’ or as tight in the body as she did in the clothing. So their women went on ahead with the trickery and now had to come up with a way to trick the dude into liking what he was looking when viewing her body nude or semi-nude, but still be slutty.  So when we let some sample women know that we know this trick, we were surprised to find out that many women claimed they didn’t know they were doing it, but did admit to having insecurities related to not having any real separation between legs and booty.  So the top semi-nude fake out is to present herself like she is wearing some STRIPPER GARTER BAND (where they place dollars) or BRIDAL GARTER (which the bride tosses to the crowd) that goes around the legs to get the man excited.  This is a modern adaptation of the Granny Panties fake outs,  because this gets YOUNGER GUYS all the time, where the full on garter setup does not really register with dudes under 25.  He sees the garter bands going around the legs and he associates it with strippers in the club, who use the stripper garter to stack dollar bills from the paying onlookers.  So a dude sees that and he is immediately turned on, he thinks his girl is pretending to be a stripper for him, because she knows he would really rather be out there fucking a real stripper.  She has these garters on both legs, she’s all up in your face, you like it because it’s all a bunch of flesh coming at you so quick, your brain flaw is putting the information together and associating someone you’re not really attracted to (your girl doing the tricks), with someone you are attracted to and would rather be fucking right now (the HOs in the street who likely strip at some club).  Guys like this crap, but do you know what your girl who has gotten too fat for her limited body, is really doing with these garters that she puts on the legs?  She’s playing a trick on your brain, exploiting that brain flaw!  They have tricks to cover up or over expose, and still can fool you, as they do most men… and just because more skin is showing, that doesn’t mean she can’t pull serious tricks on your brain still.

Some of our fans in the community were asked if they do tricks like this, and responded they didn’t purposely do tricks like this but admit that they have done photos like these.  They were shocked and said they subconsciously must have known about these tricks, and were insecure, so they started creating a fake bulb, or trying to make your bulb better than it really is.  A few even admitted that they purposely would do tricks to make their asses not look bad, and that  they were essentially doing the same things that the garter tricks are doing, but without the use of the garter and panties trick, to further fool dudes.  In this case, you’ll see a lot of women USING THEIR HANDS TO INDENT THE FAT IN THE LEGS TO MAKE THEM SEEM SMALLER, IN ORDER TO CREATE A FAKE BULB, OR MAKE A BAD BULB LOOK BETTER THAN IT REALLY IS. This indentation trick is very effective on untrained eyes because Ass Smiles are manipulated to look better with just finger placement.   Let’s step through some of these MANUAL manipulation techniques. See, where the Technique 1 failed in manipulating leg fat in relation to booty meat, all the other techniques have succeeded, yet they’re showing you more skin and most STILL DON’T SPOT THE TRICKS!


Can you spot the trick below?

Whereas the first technique was stolen by larger bodied woman and made into an instrument of deception by these same women, this next technique was one that evolved from this, and shares some of the same principals.  If you are not concerned with going wide, you want to update that very old style of undergarments of technique 1, but also want to mask your insecurities of what you’re lacking in the back, then you moved on to technique 2.  This is a trick stolen primarily from strippers, who used it for the same reasons your lady does it in the bedroom- get you to focus on what is important and overlook the bullet wounds in the surrounding areas.  Removing the corset (in most cases), then the straps that hold up the undergarments and act as suspenders for the stockings, the stockings themselves would become the major player in the trick to fool you into thinking something is there that isn’t really. Instead of dividing up the booty from west to east, the deception is dividing up the booty from north to south, using the STOCKINGS as the optical divider and giving the illusion that the woman is showing more skin because there isn’t the need for the suspenders on the stockings.

People (shown the picture above) said this wasn’t a trick, this is just an outfit.  Really? How is it any different than that pic where we drew blackened areas around the spaces we claimed women didn’t want you looking.  This technique is one that masks the legs, which likely look nasty or are not shapely, by compressing them in legging/stockings, but that added trick is to get ones that stop at where the bottom of the butt is supposed to be. These ladies hook these things in and pull up leg fat, while letting a droopy booty hang over the stockings. This droopage gives the impression of a fuller bulb, or even a bulb in general, because the stockings are telling your brain “this is where the legs begin/end, and anything above is ass!” They falsely drew an ass for you, where likely there isn’t much real, nice ass.  So rather than do the Granny technique, that ’s been updated to hide more body, but misdirect what you’re looking at to a point where you just agree that you’re looking at a bunch of ass with whatever they let hang out.  Using the stockings to create ass and ass creases is what’s basically happening, so they can cover up the parts they don’t want you to look at, and get you to only focus on the exposed skin. That combination fools a great many dudes, and we got em with a few examples.

These two helped open some close eyes.  You see it often, let’s break it down.  Ask yourself, why would women buy overly long stocking???  Here’s why!So here begins the technique sections that too many guys said doesn’t exist and that women do not do to create ass where there is no ass.  This trick starts off by doing what we said, it hides that nasty fat legs that no one wants to see, but in many cases, these ladies know guys like thick thighs, so whether or not that woman’s thighs are ugly is not the point here, but these things do create a look that the legs are thick, that’s not deniable. However, what we are highlighting is what these stockings are doing to manipulate the booty meat. First, take a look at the collection of fat that is making up what you think is the booty. Notice how lopsided the meat is and how uneven it’s distributed from left to right cheek. It’s pretty lumpy and isn’t a solid mound of meat. The stop started out like it was going to be nice and round, but the bottom just plumps up and is seemingly fatter than the top. How is that possible? Who has a bulb that looks fuller than the top of the booty, but the bulb isn’t really round and pronounced? Nobody, that’s who! So what is happening here is a fake bulb is being made, much like a muffin top is created in a pair of jeans that have a belt or button that is trapping stomach fat above the waistline. This woman has managed to use a bulk of leg fat, from the back of the leg, and mesh it with the lack of bulb at the bottom of the booty, to make a fake ass, giving the impression of a bigger, fuller butt! How did she do it? Look at the left leg, notice the color of the blue stockings, then notice a darker blue material at that top of the stockings, where the stockings end. That darker blue string material is a material used to tie off fat of the leg!  What she did was she pulled up the leg fat and then trapped some of it as it falls down over the blue tie-off point. That fat is tied up with the bottom of the ass, which there isn’t any bulb if you can do this combination trick, and she creates a fake bulb out of thin air. Notice how the bulb doesn’t look the same on either ass, and notice the sharp turn in shape on the left leg, of that bulb going into the stocking there. She can’t organize the fat to look symmetrical. So that is a clear example of trying to use the stockings to create a bulb and fuller ass, when you don’t really have that. The stockings are the optical divider of leg and ass, but in reality, she doesn’t have a good separation! So really, the mismatched ass cheaks are due to the fat tie-ups not tieing up the same amount of fat from each leg.  She’s bypassed the problem of saddlebags seen in Technique 1! She also ANGLED on you so you don’t get to peep the SADDLEBAGS much. Clever, 2 saddlebag reducing tricks in 1 shot.

Now let’s review another, but from the side because you need to understand how important this trick is, and how often it’s used.Here we have a side view of the same trick of using the top of the stockings to create that separation of leg and ass, making you believe a bulb is where is really isn’t and creating the illusion of a bigger ass. Here is a perfect example of what you see sooooo much of when looking at women who are faking like they have ass. The common tricks are used: heels (to force a woman forward which jacks her ass up higher in the air), arching/bending to push the ass out further, Kick Stand pose to push the butt more, concealment of start of ass (the black shirt covering up that big Mystery Space so you can’t see that none of that is the top of the ass), and then finally the tricks we highlight today, with the stocking.  She’s pulling out ALL of the stops to convince you here. Look at the stockings, aren’t they really too damn long for her? So these were purchased with the sole purpose of pulling off the trick of jamming them into the back of the leg, to create a bulb where there isn’t one. We highlighted that there isn’t any real booty meat here, and that tiny area we highlighted is ALL that is the booty meat, not anything above and below it. Inspect where the legs meet the bulb, that’s not a lot of indentation by the stockings, because they’re not THAT super strong to indent as much as she would like, but you can see that without those stockings, there isn’t any separation of booty and leg. That’s ALL the stockings’ effect on digging into the bck of the leg fat. Then she shows you the skin between the stockings trap and the bottom of her shirt, as if to lie to your brain saying “all that exposed skin is booty meat”. That is what most people said when we showed them, they were fooled! If she were not doing all these tricks, you’d see that ass was a FLAT PIG TAIL! This lady knows ALL of the tricks you can tell she’s been fooling them for ages.

Closely related to this trick, is a trick that morphed out of this but is another updated trick. Year by year, women start show more and more skin, it’s statistically proven.  With guys smashing anything and everything they see, no matter how it looks, more and more women are confident in showing off all kinds of shapes, whether they are good or bad. In saying bother of those sentences, more women are showing more skin but realizing they still have this problem of separation of booty and leg not being there, or just the fact that they have no ass period, that lead women to be a little more smarter than the previous women.  So this technique also became evolved, but the next trick you might not have even realized it, even if you frequent where the technique was born.  The trick with the stockings should have been obvious, but do you think people would be so easily fooled about the booty if you removed the stockings? You don’t think so because people think that if there is nothing covering up the legs, then you should be able to clearly see that there is no ass where there is no ass. Well, ladies have that trick covered too!


Take a look at this pic below, what turns you on about it?  Does this or does this not make you immediately think of A STRIPPER?
Of course it does! And your brain flaw fell for the trick without seeing what’s really happening here.
Now take a deeper look at the pic below (click to enlarge) to see what’s really going on…

No lie, this fooled MOST of the people shown it!   Most said that this body was ‘THICK’ and that this ass was a Ghetto Booty Elite or Apple Bottom and swore on it.  We asked them where the booty meat was and they drew the booty meat to be exactly what the model has set up to make you think is the real booty meat, that area that is trapped above the stripper garter!  What people did not immediately pan their eyes to was the huge dip in fat where the garters are placed!  These garters are placed conveniently right where the leg fat is at it’s peak in fatness, so the first part to this garter trick did it’s job, fooled most into thinking that the model’s fat legs are not as fat as they really are.  The second part to the trick is about creating a fake booty meat collection, which is achieve by trapping a collection of fat above the garters and plumping it up for the camera, so that the viewer will believe that anything north of the garter is real booty meat.  Why? Because you think that the garter is actually real separation of the woman’s body parts.  You see the black garter squeezing leg fat, you see a bulge of meat in the area you think is booty and you quickly pretend that she really has separation of booty and legs, when in reality she garter is used to create a false separation of booty and legs!  These legs are way too fat for the body, they’re too fat for the booty meat here, and it’s just one big fat mesh that if not for the garter would have no booty definition at all. The leg fat has eroded what was likely a nice collection of booty meat, a long time ago, but that butt has eroded!  People were calling this thick, but look at all the fat that is indented where the garter is at.  That’s all soft and loose fat, it’s not muscle or even thick fat propping up the legs. If the legs didn’t have the garters, we drew red lines where the leg fat would normally pop out to, and you can see, the leg fat growth has outpaced the booty growth.  So this trick creates separation, but is aimed at  trying to pretend like there is more booty meat by trapping the fat above the garter to be seen as plumper.  The final trick used is to spread the legs, creating the WIDER look, which when you see this much exposed skin spread wide, you think “OH THAT’S A THICK BODY WITH A BIG ASS”.  No, it’s the same tricks of really fat legs making you think you’re seeing a bigger butt. If that leg fat was in control, the ass might have looked like it’s trying to fool you, once ago, but leg fat destroyed this booty.  So this is a successful trick of going wider on you, she’s spread her legs to look WIDER, she’s become really fat in the leg area so she’s WIDER, she’s showing a LOT of open skin that is WIDER than her upper body because of the ANGLE of the picture (along with her slimmer top), and the garter completes the fantasy of you and the model, but you didn’t notice there was no ass definition without the garter’s fake ass crease creations.


Then there is the cousin to this trick, that is also really well used.  Can you spot what is happening?

Simple pic of a woman with nice tan, skin showing, displaying that nudity but ooooh there are some panties on… wait why are there panties on when you’re basically NUDE already?

Take a better look at what’s happening though.

You see the pose and you like it, you see her skin and features like hair she is running her hair through and the nudity you are immediately drawn into, but what is the trick going on here?  You immediately should have been drawn to the panties, as your brain should have said “wtf are those panties in there for when you’re basically already naked?”  Note though that the panties did not OBSTRUCT your vision of the woman at all, so your brain ignores this ‘flaw’ in the photography of your horny spank bank (your head).  That female redirection thing is in full swing here.  She is posing by arching her back to try to not look so fat back there, because her Mystery Space is long and flat but pudgy.  The arching is pushing her ass out more than it would normally sit, which was a very easy spot, so we know you at least caught that. She’s in the Kick Stand pose like we do in Send Your Pics to see the potential of the booty, and that makes that ass push out more too, we’re sure you caught that.  You did notice the position of the panties a long time ago, but do you know why they are where they are?  What we know you didn’t catch, like 85% of the people shown the pic, is why the panties are where they are doing what they’re doing. These panties are put there to give the sexual suggestion that she’s free and loose, yes, but the real intended effect was to trick you into thinking this ass, which doesn’t have very good separation of leg and ass, does have separation of leg and ass. Go back and look at those panties placement again, playa. The panties are pulled very tight, not naturally, but because she is doing the Kick Stand pose, forcing it to pull in the leg fat right underneath her droopy collection of Pig Tail fat!  It conveys the signal that she has a lot of leg fat to your brain, which you say “oh shit she’s thick, kid!!!” and much like the garter trick, you’re fooled!  She has positioned the panties to pull the fat from the back of the leg to CREATE A FAKE BULB to the ass, giving the impression of separation of leg and ass! What woman wants to do a Side Shot when it reveals that she has no separation of leg and booty? Not one! So the effect is as we highlighted in that pic, you think you’re seeing a nice and round Tear Drop, which you want to believe so much is there, because stereotypically, Latinas have the best pound for pound Tear Drop per capita. However, you’re seeing a Pig Tail that is blended seamlessly into the fat legs, which is also existing in Hispanics/Latinas more per capita than any other group.  You want to believe this is better than it is, you want to fall for the tricks of this being a thick tear drop given everything in this picture except the booty, but it just isn’t so, it’s a fake bulb created by the panties!

The cousin to that technique is to have some sort of stockings that go all the way up the leg.  Some ladies want to not go for the old school old lady look, so they want to wear some sort of masking of body parts they don’t like trick, but without going full garter belts with stocking and the corsets and shit.  So they use some of the pieces from that old lady getup, mainly they like to use the fat trapping stocking.  The stockings helps by trapping the fat of the legs to look slimmer, that’s the first objective, as a tighter set of legs will expose less cellulite and less lumpy fat legs. You think a chick is thick in the thighs with some great shapely legss when she’s wearing compression stockings.  That’s the first trick to the stockings, but chicks trying to show off booty have evolved that trick to work in their favor for the booty to look better. It would seem unlikely that a woman could use the stockings to improve and falsify the way her ass looks, but these are ladies, they’re very resourceful.  They use the stocking from this next technique, TO CREATE A BULB!


Seems like it’s simply finger pointing initially.With all that fat in the booty area (a good amount for a Ghetto Booty class for sure), and all that fat in the legs, your mind is immediately going to go right for the big booty.  You did skip over what she was doing with her hands, like 90 perfect of the people who viewed it.  They looked at the finger like she was “pointing to her thick she was”, said many one guy echoing the sentiments of many others who viewed it.  Take another look at where the finger is placed, is that pointing to something or doing something else?   Had the finger NOT been where it is, this backside would be a very different story, actually.  The finger is pressed deep into the back-to-side of the booty but right where the ass creases would die off as it succumbs to leg fat (which is plenty here because she has huge, fat legs).  She must use this finger to UPLIFT the ass crease, because normally it’s not in an upward turn, it either doesn’t exist or it’s in a downward turn, in this angle (more likely the case).  She’s creating a fake ass crease with this, which creates the illusion that a good bulb is here, which makes you think the legs are separated from the booty well.  True, she has a great amount of fat, but where her legs and ass meat, there curvature is helped along by the finger placement, otherwise the cheek would droop.  It’s a good enough collection of booty meat though, but it would flop in most angles because of the greatness in leg fat, but thankfully, she has a lot of booty meat.

Observe another but slightly modified…In addition to what the first model was doing, there is the trick to use your pinky to create a fake ASS SMILE too, when your butt is beginning to look droopy. You’re making a bra for the ass in this case, but the picture looks better with more fat on the backside doing this trick, so a lot of people surveyed missed that this was happening. Some complained that wasn’t a clear example, let’s show the model from a different angle with more effort, and you tell us if this is by accident or intentionally doing these tricks.The leg fat is messing up this butt and the model knows it, so she digs those digits into that leg fat and at the end of the ass creases, and gets to tricking!  If this booty looked like this, without the help, you’d say that was a GREAT ASS, Ghetto Booty for sure, but the depth of the fingers digging, then clutch of the fingers digging, to the point where the pinky tips disappears, and the lift that pulls the cheeks up, that butt has some major drag on it.  She’s pulling the ass and the creases upward, creating the fake Ass Smile. Some people will say it looks good without her doing it, but that’s nonsense.   You see the fake Ass Smile being pulled upward by her fingers like you pull the corners of your mouth up to make a fake smile, and you see the two ass cheeks don’t even look symmetrical after she’s doing that, which lets you know it’s a lot of loose meat that droops when not manipulated like this. This dig and pull up method is very very common when a woman has panties or shorts on, but knows her bulb and Ass Smile has been erased by leg fat. She knows this butt is too saggy, or she wouldn’t need the tricks! She’s also doing something that is another trick, used to make the Ass Smile look better, which we’ll highlight on a smaller subject for better clarity.


Then there is the combination of the digging and pulling up, which you saw in the earlier shots, and then there is this really tricky one…This is a tricky one that fooled many because it’s very common and doesn’t have a lot of fat, so you don’t think the tricks are being played, but observe and see if you caught them too.Going WIDE is not just for women trying to get fatter, it’s for women with Pig Tails, who can’t get the ass to look fuller, SPREADING THE ASS CHEEKS WIDER without you really noticing that they’re doing it.  See what’s happening here, she is pulling the BULB of her butt tight with her hands, stretching the bulb wider, but placing those fingers where the Ass Smile looks more pronounced and the ass crease looks longer and more defined, due to her hand actions. Then she’s bending forward, lifting up her Pig Tail ass (where the fat is all under the booty), and the ass now looks fuller.  Do you see the other trick she’s doing though?  She’s also COVERING HER LEG FAT, as if she’s self editing her pics with her hands, covering up her extended leg fat and making you think her ass ends where you don’t see her skin (right where her hands are covering)! That’s the PEEK-A-BOO style of hiding your leg fat in pictures, hoping that you can make the ass look better. It worked here, because you think the ass is really round if you cut out that area hidden from your sight, by her hands!  So not only did she go wide in the shot to look fuller and dig the hands into the legs to create ass separation, she also HIDES HER LEG FAT FROM YOU so you would think her ass cheeks were really round!  The reality is this as is likely the typical Pig Tail with the innermost bottommost lining of booty holds all the fat and there isn’t much booty meat anywhere else (normally flat up top too), and the middle to outer parts leading into the leg, have eroded. So she’s spreading her little trapping of fat in the innermost lining of the booty to make that fat look wider and fuller, making you think that her whole backside is filled with curvy booty meat. She’s using all of the tricks mentioned so far, plus the leg fat hide.

As you can see, the trickery is very deep.  There were many young dudes interviewed, who said they wouldn’t fall for the garter system granny panties technique 1, but they fell for EVERY OTHER TECHNIQUE SHOWING MORE SKIN!  So young guys, YOU FAILED more than older guys on this one. As long as the women showed a lot of skin, or got you to focus on the fake booty meat created, you were satiated and fooled happily. The most amazing thing that we all learned was that a woman can hide in plain sight and you wouldn’t know what the hell she was up to, normally.  She’s bared more of her body to you, through the ages, and you think she’s so dumb that she wouldn’t be able to evolve past your grandmother’s tricks to trick you into thinking she’s hotter than she is by showing skin? She has blown past most of you guys, with these tricks and you see these tricks a lot and think nothing of them.  She took the Granny Panties techniques of the past, evolved that, then took all that shit off and did a David Blane on that ass, right before your eyes making you look like a moron!

It’s the best magic show around…  OPEN SEX-A-ME…  taaa daaaaa !

Foreword: To fully put this final piece to the trilogy together, you should probably get an understanding of the 2 previous pieces, or this final piece might not make any sense to you, if you’re hoping to understand the references in this piece.  This piece changed peoples opinions, and infuriated even more, but only because they got the full idea of the the people judging whooties from WHOOTY MANIA PART 1 and WHOOTY MANIA PART 2.

The great majority of people in the community wanted to talk about his woman, because of the racial divide she has caused. It’s pretty funny but many of our readers also DEMAND a response to this woman, but from reading the blogs, the forums, the emails and links people sent us on her, it became painfully obvious that we HAD to say something on this topic, because a lot of the shit we read was just hateful towards a dumpy chick who stopped her from starving, and decided that people wanted to see her full figured body instead… Why the hate?  Well you’ve forced our hands, Community, so we’re releasing the archive piece. Aren’t many ladies wishing they could have that kind of revelation about their own bodies? Why aren’t women from all walks of life embracing her body? That Whooty Mania shit is to blame…

Yall motherfucks are mad that no one is doing this for you, that’s the real problem! You’re mad that you’re out of shape and dumpy or MALnurished too, but no one is praising you. LOL  On the flip side, she does NOT look like this at all in real life, as she is not with muscular lower body (or muscles anywhere) like those Brasilian models who like to do that, but this picture depicts a ‘THICK’ version of the woman, because that’s what translating in the brains of people who’ve gone ape-shit over her body, like they’ve never seen this before.  Just like the idea of THICK is destroyed, this Whooty business is destroyed too, and this representation is what many see when observing this woman.  Interesting… deranged… nice art though! That’s the very definition of MANIA!


  1. Mental illness marked by periods of great excitement, euphoria, delusions, and overactivity.
crazefad – rage – obsession – madness

Hopefully,  you have read the previous 2 pieces, before reading this part, because there are some very mixed reviews from people, after reading this final piece to the trilogy. We’ve shared this piece with a handful of people who bugged us for months about the case study subject, and most of them changed their attitudes towards this person in the study, after this piece. The stuff we talked about, her life, etc, was told to us by her followers, so it is likely it’s more accurate than some of the hateful stuff we’ve received from some of our fans. So we put her fans’ accounts into this piece, to give a better perspective on the young woman, and to hopefully address some of the haters and hateful things being spewed about his lady, which is just the tip of the iceberg, to what is mounting into a race-war not over Civil Rights, but over being civil because a white woman has a large collection of fat on her ass. lol Yes, when you say it that way, it sounds very stupid, but we hope that we can ease the brains of some of the haters out there, today, but also dull down some of the over excitement about this case subject. Mind you, if you are mad that we wrote this on this particular lady, fuck off, her body of work (pun intended), is all over the internet, she’s showing that body nude and is advertising it, so it’s all fair game for praise/scrutiny, or whatever. So no fucking crybabying to us, deal?

As you saw in the previous pieces, too many people are seriously reaching, with the over-hyping of what is a Whooty, and most times, it actually infuriates other women, of other races, because these other women are not getting attention for their own bodies, which are identical to the new-age Whooties, and therefore sub-par too, in many cases. Not to these guys who are over-praising the sloppy Whooties and creating Whooty-Mania. The same guy dating these so-called new-age whooties would likely NEVER be seen with her black equivalent, either because he can’t pull one, or he thinks her lighter shaded equivalent looks better in this area! I mean there are a LOT of ugly, sloppy black broads acting like they’re hot, but that’s another story.   Ask many black women, they get PISSED when they see dudes salivate all over dumpy white women, and not themselves, and naturally, that ALSO has caused some beef, and animosity towards unsuspecting, and innocent white women who just want to show off their large collections of ass fat too.  So there is this movement to block white women from showing ass? Do we need Civil Rights for the white women with ass, now? lol  Every time haters see a legitimate Whooty, they immediately claim her booty is a fake or she must be mixed with black, or latina… nonsense.  Everything about having a large mass of ass fat has to do with being BLACK, in the minds of many many people.  Well there are new breeds of women who are aiming to naturally build ass girth, either the silly way of overeating, or the smart way, which is hitting a gym to build muscle under the booty meat. Many of the ladies admit they check into our BUILD A BOOTY section, for tips.  Just like Brasilian women are obsessed with building ass, fake or real ways, so too now are USA American women, who happen to not be black, because big booty is mainstream now!  The result is that many non black women are seeing it’s ok to have girth in the ass region, and even thighs, and you get women showing off their full figures, like that picture early on.  But as some of our fans have put us on to, whom happen to be non-black women with big posteriors and thighs, they’re completely scared to put out pictures of their bodies, not for fear of recognition by family members and loved one, but because of the RACIAL BACKLASH THEY ARE SET TO FACE.  “Racial backlash?” we asked, and holy shit the stuff they talked about was very disheartening to hear.  If a legitimate Whooty, or better yet PAWG (phat assed white girl), posts good material on the net,.  racial insults pour out and claims fly of “it’s not a real Whooty”, or “that’s photoshopped”. So now there is the fear of posting real talent, from non-black women wishing to participate in Booty Appreciation, for fear of the racial backlash against them. For most viewers, it should be easy to look and tell if a booty is real or fake, and just say ‘FAKE’.  But if you are affected by Whooty Mania, in a racial way, well you’re likely to post a racist comment about these women, and since you’re sick in the head and can’t help yourself, it incites mob mentality, and you know more people will chime in with your hatred.  That’s when you see the retaliation by the other half of Whooty Mania people who love sloppy non-black chicks with any kind of fat on the ass regardless of shape (as global grind counts down in their top 20 <- Russell Simmons, you sir have been standing on your fucking head too long or something with that list),  and now it’s a damn battle royale over Whooty Mania. lol    Can’t we call just get along and meet in the middle, as in all people being happy that white girls don’t have to aspire to be anorexic, to be accepted anymore, and that they contribute to Booty Appreciation?No? Only blacks have full license to share and hock ass fat in the air, in motioned videos, on the Internet?

We’ll admit, it’s like a dream come true to see a non-anorexic non-black woman showing ass, but we’ll also admit that many are overlooking the obvious, which is  what they’re calling a Whooty, is most times, just a REGULAR body that has picked up a big of weight, and might/might not have scaled well (pun intended). To you people, we say, These bodies are not the Unicorns you are seeking! Far from that. What’s the new definition for Whooty is the same as the new definition for THICK today, just solely applied to white women, and somehow that’s magically supposed to be superior? We review without race involved, and just call the bodies and booties as we see them, which allows us to see thru the hype. So far, you’ve seen clear examples of what are not Whooties, but do you know what happens when the Whooties that are actually the real PAWGs show up? Pure Pandemonium! lol Guys fall in love, women ALL hate!   This is when that “oh she is using pills and injections” argument comes up, or someone says something like “she’s letting a black guy have anal sex with her, which is why her ass is growing!”  You can’t make this stuff up, this stupidity is being said all over the place!!!  Sometimes though, you just have to give credit where it is due, so it’s interesting to review this woman (below), who just about EVERY fan asks us to talk about (if not talking about Crystal Bottoms), when it comes to White women with ‘THICK’ bodies, or Ghetto Booties. Some of the fans told us about a craze by black women to be white women with booties.  We wish to death we were making this up, and the fan we claimed was making this up, produced this link here. HOLY SHIT in a black hair forum (where a lot of the odd issues seem to spring from, womens’ hair forums). lol  So there are all sorts of craziness surrounding whooty mania, and when a PAWG shows up that most hate, but many express their hatred because they wished they could be her, we have to go in, as asked.  The Case study of Pawg is Mal Malloy, and she’s definitely a PAWG, because her body is of the fatter kind.  We saw her a long time ago, but her name is STILL out there and still incites riots, to this day because when that much meat is on a white woman who likes to show it off,  PURE HATE FOR THEM COMES FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. lol

You’re a damn liar if you’re trying to tell us that you’re also not yelling for those black girls to GET THE FUCK OFF OF THAT STAGE AND OUT OF THE VIDEO!!!

CASE STUDY OF THE HATE: The real-Whooty HATE Complex

Still pictures never tell the full deal, you should know that, already. That is quite a good collection of meat though! We see WHY the hate comes… because that shape is NOT her normal ass form. It’s a fluke shot! The Real ass normally looks like THIS..

Which hangs down and wraps wide into the leg fat. STILL WHY YOU MAD???!!!

Now, stereotypically, if you believe the hype, no white men would ever love her shape, but you’re wrong, and that’ s just it, there have been a growing number of white guys who now love this pear-shaped look- who aren’t already chubby chasers.  Even worse though, there are 1000Xs more black men who love this shape, and THAT is what has set off alarms in the black community. And that’s what makes it an issue. Why? Because she’s a WHITE WOMAN WITH A HUGE ASS (if you are a fan of the Ghetto Booty style bodies, then you’d like her body- if not you’ve pressed the x in the top right corner by now). Well again, believes that bigger doesn’t mean better. Still, this particular woman’s ass … Oh this is a real problem, unlike Cocos (Ice T’s wife with ass implants) or Jayonna Fabro, both using artificial enhancements of some kind, you have this GIRL NEXT DOOR, who is being ACCUSED of using implants- and we don’t think that’s even the case here (as of this writing), with Mal Malloy (and we don’t know what the fuck she’s doing now, we’re not necessarily checking for that, so don’t bother us about keeping up to date with her fucking habits).  True there are a few white girls in the game, with fake ass, but there are 100xs of women whom happen to be BLACK and LATINAS WITH IMPLANTS AND INJECTIONS IN THEIR ASSES TOO!!! Now you want to cry foul because less than 10 white women do it? LOL However, this girl is the victim of the “hate for WHOOTY” campaign, and now we know exactly why, because she’s ALL NATURAL, White, voluptuous and has that stereotypical ‘THICK’ (debatable) shape, that most black women are/were known for having. It would seem that many black women are pissed that with more revelations like Ms Malloy, that clearly, black women aren’t the only ones who have this kind of shape, and that this kind of shape is in no way possible a RARE body type!  PEAR SHAPED is not RARE or limited to black women.  But why is it assumed that Ms Malloy’s whole body is FAKE when the body is like most with this form, whom are obviously not taller than 5′5″ and dumpy in the body?? There are MANY women over 40 with this form, of all races, so why are you people acting like this is so RARE, even for white women? That’s not a rare body, read the SINGULARITY PART 2 or go look at your aunt’s ass when she’s bending over trying to gather her tits to tuck in her pants! We could post 100 pics of the very same body, of amateur women, who are white, not that different, not that rare. It’s surely not so rare that people have to accuse this particular woman, of using artificial enhancements, to the body. What she is guilty of, however, is what 99.99999% of women posing on the internet are doing, or have done to them, which is posing in ways that make your body look better than it really is, if it’s not been helped along by some random photoshopper who has added to the curvature. Who’s NOT poking their asses out, arching and standing in way to make their asses look rounder, today? Observe:

Ok, she has big thighs that make it hard to close the legs properly, and therefore has a force chicken legs stance and appearance. That’s certainly not rare for women with huge thighs and certainly isn’t limited to blacks. Ok.. we see the problem. She has small shins and calfs, with really wide hips- or rather big thigh fat- standing in the ‘ghetto pigeon toed pose’. Ok, again, Not unique, not exclusively BLACK to have that happen either. Ok so she’s dumpy, with a pear-shaped body that is heavier in the bottom around the legs/hips/thighs and alas, the problem has been found! Because her body genetically dumps a lot of fat in her lower regions, like most dumpy women, it’s a crime to have this happen and be white. ahh got it. lol Looks good though, so we guess that’s the problem. People feel threatened by her size? It’s like the hate that lead to the WHITEZILLA THICKER THAN A NIGGER guy/video series. lol

Now, White women with size to them, can boldly post video and photos and know they will please a great many men out there, of all races. Previously, they couldn’t do this, their men only desired them to be tooth-pick skinny, and for the large part, most men still prefer that, in white women. Today, that size, that is power, for them, untapped power, where they normally had NONE! And that is what happened, with the girl Ms Malloy, who is the star of the video posted above. She is 5’2” 150lb fat (well at that time she was and now is likely heavier), dumpy white girl, posting a video where she wanted to lose weight, since she thought she was a slob, and did a video diary. What ended up happening, was dudes were salivating like CRAZY over the video, and her original goal of losing weight, quickly was TRASHED, after she read the comments and saw the hits of dudes who were completely horny for her larger size. Yeah her dreams of losing weight didn’t mean SHIT after she saw the attention she got, completely abandoning weightloss. LOL She didn’t know that White women with huge asses, hips and taper to the waistline, were hitting right now. She thought only skinny whites were in, apparently, because she was SURPRISED by the attention she got, especially since none of it had to do with the purpose of her posting the videos. Now, she’s an internet sensation, which brought her a LOT OF HATE FROM THE BLACK WOMEN ONLINE. The Mal videos were a hit, she was the girl-next-door, innocent with pony tails (or ‘BECKY’ as blacks are calling such things), that’s what worked in her favor, she wasn’t some pretend-Diva (unlike 99% of the other female video posters out there who have a big ass), she came off humble for the camera and was genuinely shocked by the adoration she received. However, with that power, came serious HATE. She was treading into the territory which was unknown power held by minority women with pear-shaped bodies (‘thick’ real or otherwise), and odd proportions of dumpiness. Stupid, right? Now the insecure black women had to strike back, the hate Mal received, as a result of her videos, was INSANE, and that forced her to depart from the video scene for a short while. Now, we get the ‘girl-next-door’ with a fat butt thing, but we’re not sure why people had to take it to a crazy level where they were obsessed with her body. The reason we mention her, is because of the animosity her innocent contributions to the net, caused, along the lines of race! It’s silly!!!! We’ve seen the hate on black social media sites and many booty groups, it’s just ridiculous, and that lead to the fans demanding we write this, so we had to comment on it. Wtf are people so up in arms over though? We journeyed to the internet, to see what is causing all the commotion… and yeah we see why people are on the DEFENSIVE, BIG TIME!!!

That’s a lot of MEAT, so now we see why people are threatened! If you can’t appreciate fatter chicks, or dumpier chicks, this isn’t your cup or tea, but for everyone else, it’s a good look, from white women, honestly. That’s where some people were saying “yay. Something different for a change.”


Ok, so that little display didn’t change the fact that she is still 5’2” over 150lbs and Pear Shaped, or Hour Glass shaped (which ever your opinion), but the fact that MANY men of all races were loving this, it infuriated black women who didn’t have this look, or had better than this look, or who had this dumpy look and felt they could never garner such attention. LOL Fucking haters, go do better and stop hating! The hate seems to be mostly unwarranted and irrational, because it looks like it’s coming from women who wished THEY have that kind of body, but they fail to have the stereotypical black ‘thick’ body, and hate any other race that happens to have this going on.
The hate got so bad her pics ended up on MediaTakeout, where they accused her of having plastic surgery to get that sized ass and fat legs. WTF? Are you serious? She didn’t have any damn surgery! She’s dumpy! All the weight, on her short body, goes to the lower half of the body. That’s not a BLACK body, you don’t have to PAY to get that body. Just keep dumping Mcdonalds in your body and it can happen.  Oh lord. That’s what HATE does, when you shatter the stereotype that people had PRIDE in, they say all kinds of shit to discredit valid material, and we only posted the 1 page without the dumb ass comments by the haters, from that site. What is so fake there? We see dumpy white women all day, every day, how is that fake?  It’s a good collection of meat, if you like bigger women, but check it in motion, not just still pics, and see if you feel the same HERE (again with that ‘BECKY SHIT…’).  We want to rebroadcast them because we want MORE women of this size to come out and feel free to post up material, just like any other woman is doing, of different sizes. They shouldn’t feel ashamed if they look like this, that is the most important message that we feel comes out of this lady being on the Internet.  Work what you have, IF YOU HAVE IT!

Now if you viewed the videos, then looked at the photos on Mediatakeout, they either doctored the photos, to over-hype her (like so many do with this whooty shit to cause beef), or the woman waited for the perfect camera angle to make the ass look fuller than it really is (we see it all the time!). People claimed it wasn’t her in the pictures after seeing the videos, which is dumb, that’s her (same outfit as her vids and pics so it’s her). The problem is that still-photography can’t hide what motion completely exposes. So when you look at the ass creases in videos and motioned Gif files, you see a completely different body than the still pictures. When she is walking, when she is with her back to the camera, the ass cheeks look pretty flat and wide. The ass creases are not round, they’re rather squared off, and the leg fat is widening the whole backside. So the real trick to her back side is revealed by her, in her own shot…

She is not grabbing ass, she’s grabbing LEG FAT, which makes up the bulk of her backside.

and when that ass comes to rest, and the fat rolls into the side of the leg, the true shape of the ass is revealed.

Here is what you’re so threatened by, or going ape shit over. Get a grip, idiots.

In the pic left, you see the booty almost fully folding over itself and flattening like a pancake here (no huge, round, firm ass like in all the other pictures). That’s what mostly-fat-composed-booties do when the body stretches, they show their elasticity and flatten/widen. In various shots, and in videos, she’s leaning backwards, arching, which makes the booty ball up and connect on the back of her legs, when she’s standing in that 1 pic, and the other where she’s bending, the fat all flattens and falls sideways, revealing the WIDE look. When she stands straight up, it falls back down and flattens out wide and downward. When she traps the fat, with panties or constricting clothing like the dresses, it will collect the fat and make it look more full, like saggy titties in a pushup brah, or make the ass look wider and fuller, but tight. Many asses are just a huge collection of FAT, that’s is loose and not solid, so clothing manipulates it, and it flops downward when not manipulated. The ass cheeks are not well defined, and the ass creases fluctuate way too much to be injections or implants. There is no consistent round curvature when she moves, it’s all natural and big meat, that’s it. Does it look good, yes, if you like ladies with meat, it surely does look good, but the fat does shift around and looks better in constricting clothing. WTF is scientifically, physically evading your logical sensors of thought here, people??? All ladies do that with their clothing, why is this a problem NOW? It’s not implants, she manipulating the loose fat collection, as we see all of the time. It’s real. We like the curves, but they are not unique to blacks, so the hate and lies are uncalled for! The curves are not unique to anyone but WOMEN, in general, regardless of race. You people are ridiculous! Btw, she was also attacked by other fat, white women, for selling out the cause of fat women trying to lose weight, by abandoning that mission since millions thought she was sexy, as she was. LOL HATERS!!!! She’s just a big girl, who has the wide, dumpy look that many who like ‘THICK WOMEN’ are looking for, and she happens to be WHITE. She’s hated because she has a top frame that has a crazy taper to the waistline, then it just explodes after the waist, out wide. She is NOT thick, in our opinion, she’s just big downstairs, and people have made that her crime, that she’s WHITE with a body that many are calling ‘THICK’, because that’s what they labeled the black equivalent of her body! She has a few photos, taken from vids, but you are a fan of, you know WHY the booty looks like it does, it’s got a LOT OF FAT on it, gravity is pulling it downward, and it rests on top of the back of the leg, and wraps to the side of the legs- just like many other bodies like this. With that being said, we do agree with everyone wondering what’s the damn fuss about, it’s not like that ass is the white equivalent of Bria Myles. Come on now, people! It’s nothing to go ape-shit over, to say the least, but it’s a great contribution to the booty appreciation communities! She has a lot of booty meat, it’s sloppy, but it’s a ghetto booty that’s comparable to the black version, and it’s all natural, so SHE can be called a legitimate Whooty, by most, but we’d like to say she’s PAWG specifically. In our opinions, if we would not pay to see it, it’s not the BEST of the BEST! We’d not pay to see her in any form, and you really don’t need to either, as apparently it all seems free! Now how can you hate on that? does not want to play in these dumb, race wars, over booty. What they ultimately do is chase away the women who can provide great content, to the public, without the overly priced, Diva ego’d idiot acts that are so normally associated with women who have ‘the goods’. It’s good for the Booty Appreciation community, to be able to receive contributions, from all over the globe, from all ladies out there. In promoting this, you are able to see the things you might not see in your local towns, but also it opens up the confident of women who were formerly laughed at, and frowned upon, because they were not skinny chicks throwing up. Rather than promote this, haters want to make Booty Appreciation, a race thing, mostly one where everything booty revolves around Blacks specifically, and that’s not right. Also, Black Booty does not win by default, just for being black, and that’s another problem with the Booty lovers out there. Anything, sloppy and torn up, is still good to many folks, as long as it’s Black, and big, and it’s evil twin has reared its head in this Whooty mania nonsense, where anything White and big is the bomb too now. This mentality is what has lead to many Football player sized chicks thinking they’re hot, when they’re not, because the standard for the real Ghetto Booty Elite, has become plagued, to a point where just like the term ‘thick’, sloppy people are using it to try to feel better about themselves. Now that we get the Mal Malloys, or the Cristal Bottoms of the world, we get to bring the Booty Appreciation back center, back from the plagued bottoms that people were trying to convince us was hot, those football player bodied broads with huge, unshapely asses. Are the new entries the best, absolutely NOT, but it’s great to see other people doing what we love so much, SHOWING THAT ASS! Would we PAY to see Mal Malloy’s ass? Absolutely NOT.  That’s what employing an open format of Booty Appreciation does for, it forces booty, from all corners of the globe, to show up and claim their props. It does threaten the people who just thought they won by default, but who gives a shit? It should make you do better, work on being better, in your presentation, if you wish to show booty. There are many people WORKING at having nice booties, they’ve learned the science, and people who just sit on their asses and hope genetics and tight clothing to manipulate fat (LIKE THE PIC TO THE LEFT) who aren’t going to build their booties, have another thing coming to them. The attention they used to gather, has started to wane, and rightfully so if you’re just getting sloppy as shit. There are many MANY ladies who also know the tricks to make their fat booty meat and fat look more presentable, they are buying the same tight clothing that is ‘urban wear’, and not the corny straight legged pants, like they used to buy (look at the inset-pic left).  If it makes you mad, hate yourself for resorting to trickery in the first place, paving the way. There are a lot of form-fitting clothes out there, so these women of other races are jumping on that, the same tricks Blacks with a lot of fat have been doing, for years. How can you HATE on people taking the same steps to level the playing field to get attention? They too know how to stuff fat in pants! The point is the so called “chosen ones” have taken their GIFTS for granted, and gotten SLOPPY, due to clothing being made available to shape-shift. Now that every race is so fat, you have to know it’s making asses of all races fatter too! Now, everyone else is using the trick photography, trick clothing, and getting in the gym to even the playing field, so how do you respond, how do you hope to keep the spotlight? You go get implants and HATE on people who have a GIFT naturally, or work at it. LOL Nice! HATERS! The equalizers are coming, it’s time YOU EVOLVE to be better, or watch your much-prided stereotype debunked, and your spotlight stolen by the new people proud of their dumpiness. We can’t hate on MAL MALLOY, she’s doing her thing, she’s provided a LOT OF FREE CONTENT ON THE NET, and she obviously enjoys entertaining viewers. She’s not the best ass that is out there, on the net, she has a lot of meat all over the place, without real form, but if you like a plus sized woman, this is that deal, for you.  It’s not something to go all stupid over though, like so many are doing, she’s not the second coming of Marilyn Monroe, but she doesn’t need to be.  She served her Internet purpose, which is to combat the stereotype that white women must be skinny to get attention. Even better, she has MANY people talking about her, even us, and in going to encourage many more non-blacks to get out those cameras and start showing ass!  Check mate!  We’re not impressed by her body, but we are impressed by her courage to do what she’s doing, and the content she’s putting out, and completely support the effort. The people who really hate her, are mostly just jealous that they don’t have the fat build up she has, and can’t work it to get attention like she does. Get over yourselves. Is she taking advantage of Whooty Mania, ABSOLUTELY!  But wouldn’t YOU TOO if you thought no one wanted to see your body looking like that, only to find out that millions do?  Stop fronting.  But Whooty Mania is making her out to be the best shit since slice bread, and again, that’s not her issue, nor did she cause it, it’s the idiots who are going ape shit for no reason at all.  Don’t hate on her because your dumb ass man can’t stop praying his shorts for her.  The way you combat the silliness of Whooty Mania, is to not post racial comments, but get your sloppy ass in a gym and do what many non-black women are doing, to work that ass out and bulk the booty and then take to the internet to show it off.  If the guys are flocking to Whooties who don’t deserve attention, it’s mostly because you’ve fallen off with your own bodies, and now are just a sidelined spectator at the big gun show.   Where credit is deserved, you too should give it, regardless of skin color, including in Booty Appreciation.  Ultimately, if you don’t have something better to offer, than these Whooties or Pawgs, your hatred and anger in social media, just shows how bitter you are because you feel you’re USURPED by non-blacks.  Step of the gas, and pump up your own damn game, and stop hating! … because these Pawgs and Whooties are coming in droves, most watered down, but they’re coming… and ultimately, they won’t give a damn about your hate either.  Mal Malloy clearly couldn’t give a shit, and in numbers, they’ll be coming to take your food! …literally, they’re eating shit food and getting fat asses and thighs too… since the black baseline for thick and nice booties is ruined because so many blacks are fucking sloppy, that makes dudes who grew accustomed to that, for 2 decades, now use the same criteria on non-blacks, making sloppy whooties or Pawgs the hot shit like they made sloppy blacks the hot shit.  If your bodies are hot, guys are going to the hottest, regardless of race, but if you’re a black slob, stop complaining that white slobs, or even legitimate Whooties and Pawgs,  are getting attention now… wtf have you done for yourself, the internet, or the streets lately?  Walk it off… literally!


No one give a shit what race has a better ass, as long as the content keep pouring in, from all over the globe!!!!