The ‘DECLINE LINE’- the latest progression of booty. What happened to Black Booty???

THE FALL OF BLACK BOOTY

AssMatrix.com has been doing our thing for more than a decade online, from generation to generation, ideas and truths have been passed down, so that reality doesn’t become distorted, for the newer generation.  So we have a wide range of likes, in booty, and bodies, of women, plus we span the globe with our community. It gives us great perspective, actually, we’re not locked into any 1 booty, any 1 race, any 1 philosophy about booty.  The same can not be said of the non-AssMatrix.com folks out there, where it looks like the distortion of truth and evidence, is the norm for today’s booty enthusiasts, if you want to call them that. People are twisting the definitions of what used to be considered, nice booties and shapes, of ladies, to something that is just not true to form, literally.   For example, we’ve watched the terms “thick” and “Apple Bottom” take huge hits, as they’ve become watered down, to where now, every chick claims she has an Apple Bottom, and any chick who is obese can claim she’s thick. This is the “new wave thick”.   The worst part if when the desperate dudes out there start calling things not up to standard, tops in its class.  Yeah DUDES are doing this.  We’ve watched so-called ‘booty enthusiasts’ break down, before our eyes, and give into the hype of the watered down definitions of the standards many felt black women set, in the realm of nice round booty, whether smaller or bigger. Today’s booty enthusiast is not really a booty enthusiast, rather, he is a SIZE-Obsessed enthusiast, because most are not checking for booty, they’re checking for large masses of meat, after the waistline of a woman (hips, back fat, booty, fat thighs, cankles…).  To him, it’s all the same as long as it’s wide and huge, and this is messing up the game tremendously. Many very beautiful women, with mid-sized, nice asses, are writing to us, complaining that WE also are like these guys, who obsess over size, and give their nice mid-sized hatchbacks, the attention they deserve.  That clearly isn’t true, and anyone reading our site would know that, instantly.  It does beg the question, why are so many dudes ignoring smaller/normal bodied Black women, with sexy shapes, in America?  Why only LARGE women, no matter their shapes, are the only IN women?  The problem that we suffer from, being ethnics who love booty, is the hijacking of the Booty watchers stereotype, which now seems to by synonymous with “loving to see ONLY large areas of meat”.   That’s bad, we don’t like that new stereotype of booty watchers, but it’s the norm out there, with many dudes who supposedly love woman’s booties so much.  We’ve watched other types of dudes morph, through the years, from being Black Booty only loving person, to a White Booty only loving person too- yeah they quit black chicks cold turkey.   Then there are the other black guys (a minority in booty lovers crowds) who just don’t like that new wave ‘thick’ idea, that black people are waving around proudly today, especially since it’s not up to former Black Booty/Body standards, set by the Black Goddesses before these ladies today. Now if you just bullshit a lady and play along with pretending that slop in front of you, is hot, THAT is ok with them.  Being an obvious liar, just to gas their heads, that’s perfectly acceptable to women today, as long as THEY believe the lie too.

However, should you decide to tell a woman what you think is not in proper order, with your PERSONAL preference (just like they have the right to do an exercise on men daily), oh that’s when there is problem, when you’re being HONEST! lol The problem with voicing your opinions about what YOU PERSONALLY don’t like physically, about Black women today specifically (as a Black male), will cause a backlash- ask Boris Kodjoe.  It is expected that all black men better like overweight, out of shape, or even legitimately sexy, real ‘thick’ women, and if you don’t like that, rather you want slimmer /healthier chicks with DONKS, you’re a bad man and are hated, you’re called GAY, or the new one, YOU’RE A RACIST(against your own people??). lol  You can read about that fiasco, HERE.   Even a dude like that, who can get pussy with the wave of his hand, MUST LIKE THE NEW THICK DEFINITION OF SLOPPY BLACK CHICKS, or he is considered evil and must be banned! LOL He doesn’t have the right to wish for normal-bodied black women???  Why then the hate on Normal Bodies black women?  Or are people saying the norm is an obese black woman?  Hmmm You can’t want to have a preference of a woman in shape, as a black man in America, you’re evil if you want this, only women are allowed to have their preferences of men. lol  …and What’s the beef with dudes liking all things big/wide/whatever, regardless of race? I mean if you like big women, right, that’s all good, but why can’t a guy like a large white or latina woman, as well as a black? Why is that guy hated when he’s open to all colors, sizes and shapes? And why the uptick in this dude getting with non-black women (in addition to loving and pulling black women too) who are bigger in size and shape? If you like all races booty/body sloppy or skinny, hell, it’s all damn good, no matter what your size preferences, but to jump ship completely, for considerably WORSE, given your ability to get any kind of pussy, is … suspect. What? Do you have credit problems or something, and she’s bailing you out? WTF, doo?  This is what boggles the mind of many black women, and frankly us here too, at AssMatrix.com: the good looking black guys who are yolked the fuck out, but doesn’t even want a normal black/white/latin/asian/etc or fat-black chick, and “chooses” huge, sloppy white women ONLY.  To each his own, this isn’t a hater thing, just curious. Only thing we can think of is she’s obedient, doesn’t use sex as a weapon, does whatever it takes to make him feel like a man… and does ANAL SEX?  This is what we’re hearing, anyway. Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing though, actually. lol  We’re going to go into why you shouldn’t hate on these dudes though, rather, you might want to place some of that hate, on yourselves, for his eyes wandering!  These guys are on to something, something that no one wants to admit, but must be said, no matter who’s feelings get hurt, and no matter who doesn’t get some pussy, at home, in the process- OK??!!! It must be spoken about.  It has to do with approaching THE SINGULARITY OF BOOTY, and moving away from a singularity in relation to Black Booty being unique.  Tides are turning, and turds are yearning!   This piece will be a 2-parter: the current will be about  moving away from the Black Booty Singularity, the follow up blog will be THE SINGULARITY: BOOTIES BECOMING 1.

See the singularity can have various definitions, but 2 hold constant, which is 1 where something is singular and unique, very uncommon, and the other is the point where 2 parallel entities finally intersect. The 2 parallel entities we’re referring to are 2 different philosophies of white booty vs black booty, and the very unique version is the belief that most Black Women had the best booties, unmatched by other races.   Due to us spanning many generations, AssMatrix.com remembers when Black Booty was really the top shit going, because it was in form, it was clearly separate in look from anything out there, which solidified it as a BLACK THING. Black Booty truly did have a real Booty singularity, for centuries, no one had that, it was unique, uncommon, unmatched. Today, that’s slipping fast, and it’s not because others are evolving to get that top shelf ass- PLEASE WE’RE CENTURIES FROM THAT- rather the appearance of Black Booty, and Black Bodies, are getting sloppier and sloppier, fatter and fatter.  Now that Blacks have fucked up the terms “thick” and “Apple Bottom”, ANY OLD BODY/ASS can be considered top shelf.  This is because there’s been a downturn in what is truly thick, and what is truly a nice ass, so many have resorted to the watered down versions, because too many women are not the real versions set by the former standards.  Too many black women are in fact not truly thick, not with truly nice asses and bodies, anymore, so the standard terms have had to be watered down to make the new school of Black Booty feel better about itself, so they don’t have to look at how far they’re fallen off.  As men, you’re not supposed to voice your displeasure with such degradation of booty, you’re just supposed to accept it and still be horny for it- chhhyeeeaaah NO!  lol  Lowering of the standards had an unintended consequence, because now OTHER ETHNICITIES AND RACES OUT THERE look exactly like, these new standards for what is “nice booty” or “thick”, to the minds of many out there. If you live in NYC, or live in the South, you will notice an abundance of white chicks who meet this “new wave THICK” definition and fit, and most have Tear Drop booties and big legs, and/or are dumpy.  As black booty gets worse,  other races are pigging out too and/or working out their butts (working out your butt is something NOT considered a black thing we’re told), and coming with the good/bad meat, in the lower body. And accepting, the new thick-slop as a GOLD STANDARD in the black community, well, that has an adverse affect, as well.  So now, you have to ask, what EXACTLY IS EXCLUSIVELY BLACK BOOTY??? Oh yeah, EVERYONE is getting fatter, and many women are turning to that black standard for hiding fat, dressing up sloppiness, in order to make it look better than it really is, which is really what many Black chicks have been doing for years, and only NOW are Black Women complaining about it.  Why? These other races are also getting attention for their rapid fat growth, and tricks to temporarily ham-tie their fat up to look better,  yet still, Black women don’t know why dudes (types mentioned earlier) are checking these other women.   Well this piece here, is why- PAY CLOSE ATTENTION!

Man… we had a good run, unopposed,… but a lot of these Black Booties, today, need to be taken out back, and shot!

American Black Booty History

Where did the Black Booty stereotype, that set the first singularity, come from?  To understand why there is such outrage about Black Booty moving away from the old singularity, towards the new one, you’d have to understand some idea of the Black Woman’s body perception, in history.  Well the ideas of the Hottentot Venus, of course, come to mind, but centuries before she came, there was still Black Slavery all over, due to the transatlantic slave trade. The Hottentot Venus’ example was the one that clearly highlighted the first OPEN and VISUAL fascination with Black Body/Booty, labeling her a circus freak, which officially started the STEREOTYPE of Black Booty. However, Black Women’s body and sexuality ideas did not BEGIN with Hottentot Venus (she came in 1800, African slavery come in 1500s), there was already a philosophy of the bodies of Black women, by white men, the minute Blacks were enslaved, in the 16th century (the first wave of TransAtlantic Slavery involving Spanish and Portuguese, then second wave involving rest English, French, etc…)! Blacks were being bred like cattle by slave masters, because a slave was his asset. This Black Body, at least in the Western Hemisphere, was solidified and evolved tremendously, during this period of slavery, which also affect black men, as many credit the American black athlete’s genetic physical superiority, with harsh slavery times. We don’t think there is any disputing this, as Jimmy The Greek said publicly (which you can read here), all those years ago. He noted something important, the high thighs and muscles going all the way up the backs (including the ass), was responsible for outstanding physical performance, which is due to muscle formation. Well this applies to the Black Woman as well. The harsh conditions and new world, changed the genetics of the people enslaved in the new world. Genetically (obviously secretly considered physically superior to white women, by white men), Black women were used to breed more healthy slaves, and do slave/farm work, which contributed to the “healthy” bodies, muscular growth, and hips for child-bearing. “Healthy” was the labels applied to black women who were guaranteed to breed well. Whites could not believe the ability of the Black female body, to endure so much under the conditions they placed slaves. When the white, sterile wife, couldn’t produce babies or was annoying, the slave owners would go rape a black. There was a lot of rape going on, for supposedly ladies they considered so inferior and despised (publicly)- whatever. There are a lot of light skinned Blacks (this mulatto type), as a result of this, this shit isn’t made up, and light skinned black didn’t just appear out of nowhere, nor willingly did these Slaves fuck the slave owners (although some of the ladies today seem like they’d LOVE to be thrown back into those times, for the beating-sex alone).  These dudes lusted after that body, it was the opposite of what they had in the home, nothing they’d ever seen, and men like variety, weak men love the power they had over Black women, and if he’s NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT- it becomes exotic. These bodies were time tested, for centuries, while white women had problems conceiving, and struggled with eating disorders (and still do). White women didn’t do the kind of work Black Women did, so the bodies developed much differently.  So this thick body became something specifically associated with Blacks, in the minds of everyone, and at that point, THICK was considered a Black thang. Eventually, whites tried to steal that too, by faking. lol Before the Hottentot Venus, white fashions were built around faking like the asses and hips were bigger, which comes from very earlier stereotypes of Black Bodies and Booties.  So that is where this idea of the Black Body, took form, and became infused into the society as a stereotype of black people, that all the black women had this body. As genetics passed along, you could see how many generations would end up with this thick body, with great muscle undertone, padded by some fat, to accentuate their curves. Those years are long over, so what, you think the genetics will always stay in place, if those features aren’t used or exercised? All conditions that produced these bodies, are gone, so genes recede if not used. That’s now how the human body works, during evolution.

As you can see,  Black women’s bodies have always been under criticism by the white society, who largely preferred their women to be skinny toothpicks, who’d starve themselves to death (at their white man’s command), to look socially acceptable. So if whites hated thick female bodies, blacks embraced and called that a ‘black thing’.   Europe had a brief departure from this mentality, as a bigger woman was considered healthy, fit for babies, same mentality they saw about Black women’s bodies.  Well that’s when the stereotype became accepted by Blacks, of themselves. White society, by default, rejected most things black, and what they did like, they would eventually steal from black (think Elvis, Jazz, etc). Well then naturally, blacks would do the opposite of what whites would do, or like, and when white come to steal that, and RUIN IT, Blacks move on to something NEW and improved, which would then too be stolen again and retired by blacks (think “get jiggy wit it” or “bling bling”). Blacks will making something seem cool, and eventually whites will come to steal it, and that’s what many people are trying to defend against, in the realm of ‘thick’ bodies, and booty ideas, that blacks thought was exclusively their territory. That’s the reason behind the animosity today, when other races get in on the shifting of fat in tight jeans, and loving of bigger bodies that might be sloppy.    These are forms of body that Western society label “socially unacceptable”, which blacks took and made cool. Much like the term “nigger”, blacks take some form of demonization of themselves, by whites, and turn it into something ‘black’, and made it ‘cool’ (calling yourself a nigger is not cool though, I don’t give a shit if you append 2 more “A”s to it, it’s not, OK!?). That’s the problem with booty appreciation, and lowering the standards. Since a lot of black women have lowered the standards and resorted to tricks to make their asses look up to snuff (as their way to IMPROVE and MOVE ON when whites come to take something black), what really is there to steal or swagger-jack, THE FAKE SHIT BLACK WOMEN HAVE BEEN DOING TO FAKE A NICE BOOTY/BODY? That’s why we are laughing, getting mad at other races for swagger jacking ‘faking’ like they’re also thick and have a nice ass. That’s the pot calling the kettle black. LOL  We understand the anger, and really the frustration really isn’t at the people they’re calling imitators, it’s with themselves for failing to be the standard. Most importantly, how is faking like you’re thick and stuffing fat into tight clothing, ‘advancing’ and moving on, when whites start getting into Booty Appreciation?  It’s not, and that’s why so many Blacks are going towards liking ONLY larger women, which they incorrectly think is specifically a BLACK THANG, that no one else would be interested in.

When many think of Black Booty, not many DIFFERENT images come to their minds.  For the most part, they think of huge bootied women, mostly in very tight skirts and pants, which make everything look so perfectly round, cartoonishly bulging, and just out of this world good, to the visuals.  We love seeing that, especially if it’s real, who doesn’t?  There are many who call that image, THICK, immediately, no matter what the rest of the body looks like, as long as the booty meat is in ample amount.  However, nowadays, when the woman disrobes, the body/booty looks NOTHING like what it did when forced to look tight, in constricting clothing, and then ends up looking nothing like that image that originally came to mind when you thought of BLACK BOOTY. That’s life, when checking out chicks, in the streets, on the internet, wherever, nowadays, everything is about falsifying the looks of something on their bodies.  In relation to Black Booty, many black booties are just not up to snuff, lately, and it’s just piles of slop and lost Diva-dreams, in all areas, stuffed in jeans like sausage meat, with fat all TIED UP LIKE YOU DO A PORK/TURKEY LOIN, forced into a form of the Black Booties of the yesteryears. I say ‘yesteryears’ because we remember when many black chicks did not have to fake like they had a nice ass, they just HAD nice asses!  Back then,  clothing couldn’t fit that nice ass properly, due to its shape (and the fact that most jeans were made for smaller bodies) not necessarily because these women had huge guts or thighs.  Nowadays, they have huge guts and thighs,  too, but that distribution of fat is, in most cases, not evenly spread out, and ends up eroding to booty’s curvature.  Some people argued that this is only the case with older women, WRONG!  We’re not talking about older women, women over 30 years old, because life has taken its toll on many of them, things are falling apart (it’s normal and expected), we’re talking about these younger chicks, who’s bodies look like they have fought in the battle of Wounded Knee with bare knuckles!  We’re at a cross-roads of sorts,  where even women over 30 have the same body types, shapes and booties, as women under 25!!! THAT’S A FUCKING PROBLEM!!! IT’s a problem because a lot of older black women are facing health issues, but the younger ones are not that far behind them, that’s why they look the same! I’m not even talking about the whole “black don’t crack” thing, and surely it’s not about a young woman maintaining a constant weight/figure for 10 years and therefore has the same look decades later (because that takes work and they’re NOT doing that today).   We meet a lot of older women and we’re like “damn you look good!” and after meeting so many older women, we look at the young ones and wonder “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE THE OLDER WOMEN???”  That’s not saying that the 30+ year olds all look like 20 year olds, let’s not kid ourselves, but the opposite is true, that 20 year olds look rather DONE IN,  or aged a decade or so, and the body is falling apart, lately.  Why are so many of these young black chicks looking so chewed the fuck up, in the booty area?  Where we are expecting to see Apple Bottoms (7 out of 10 times), we’re seeing mashed APPLE SAUCE, with these young chicks today, 7 out of 10 times.  Why are these young Black women, disappointing, in the Booty area, which is considered a Black Thang?  You can put older women versus younger women’s bodies/booties together, you’d not even know which was which, nowadays, if you covered their heads!

Over 40 years of age Booty

Better than many young chicks you know, right? This is youngest of Baby Boomer Generation

39-30 years of age Booty

This is that Generation X Black Booty

but 25-18 years of age Booty (nowadays)? uHh just SHIT!

this is the average young Black Booty out there, Generation Y and younger today. Something went wrong.

STRUGGLING  TO DEAL WITH THE FACTS/STATS

Black Women’s Defense: we’re fat because it’s a Black Thang, our bodies are different

In the past, our women were thicker, fuller, due to that work, but centuries have passed, and bodies are more or less not the same as they used tobe.  Sloppy/subpar is the norm now, and many don’t say anything about it because they feel it upsets people, as many really sloppy chicks call themselves THICK, when nothing is thick, rather it’s all LOOSE, on their bodies now, and many have lost their nice figures that were formerly associated with Black Women.   That’s not an insult to a fat woman who knows she’s just plain fat and calls it like it is, nothing wrong with that, you keep doing your thing. The problem with with the few who try to seem better/hotter than they really are by brainwashing themselves into thinking they really are ‘THICK’, when they’re clearly not.  If you get enough idiots to bend the meaning of ‘thick’, sooner or later, it will be culturally believed that really obese ladies are all thick.  Well that’s where we are today, and it’s disappointing. This comes from a belief (by Blacks) that black women’s bodies are completely different, than the bodies of women from other races’- which is total bullshit.  Rush Limbaugh called Michelle Obama “fat” (this fucking guy, gets himself some 24 pussy, and now he thinks his skin is impenetrable too? Pot calling the kettle black, Rush!), but the first thing Black women said, in defense, was “SHE’S BLACK THAT’S WHY HER BODY IS THAT WAY!” Yes, many believe that, that being overweight is a BLACK THANG (although Mrs Obama is NOT fat), an example is here, on a black site.  I was like WTF are you talking about? What is so black about her body? There is NOTHING that is SO-BLACK about her body, itself, other than the color of it.  I challenge anyone who believes that Mrs Obama has a Black Body, to describe to me exactly how whatever the fuck body Whoopi Goldberg has, is also specifically a BLACK BODY too!? And why isn’t anyone saying Condolezza Rice has a Black Body?  Only Ghadaffi think’s it’s a Black Body and hot?? I bet you that you’d NOT say Whoopi has a Black Body/Booty, because you want to pick and choose what is a black body/booty, picking the BETTER OF THE TWO, to call a Black Body, when in reality, they’re the typical types of bodies in America, right now ,regardless of race. And much like Whoopi, when you secretly hate what you look like, but are too lazy to get off of your ass and eat properly or hit a gym, you buy fancy clothes to mask/hide what you don’t like, in hopes of artificially changing your look for the better, to anyone who doesn’t know what you really look like.  See, Michelle Obama is NOT fat, but many Black, Obese WOMEN have likened their bodies to Michelle’s, although they’re 100lbs heavier and not toned like Michelle.  They have somehow made themselves slimmer, by associating themselves with Michelle Obama, and now they’re her size, and they make up excuses for being fat and falling off- “ooh you know, we’re black women, we’re supposed to be fat” or “black men made us fat because they like it that way”. Bullshit! At the same time, they’re basically admitting that they think Michelle is fat, by making up excuses for her and themselves, right? Stupid move! That’s how ‘THICK’ became inflated, literally, the perceptions of size, is greatly exaggerated, when it comes to many.  To feel better about themselves, terms like “big boned”, “healthy”, etc are substituted for “fat”, to give a handicap to black women who hate their bodies, and have fallen off.  This is because before the campaign to lose weight, THIS WAS MICHELLE OBAMA, the one all the Black Women associated themselves with, although they were half her age.  Michelle went to go work out, to turn things around, I argue though, it’s because she’s in the limelight!  That linked pic is how she’d look if she were not first lady!!!  I’d like to see you tell the first lady” “that American Blacks don’t need to fucking listen to her, because they’re all THICK, so go shut the fuck up, obesity is a Black Thang, you wouldn’t understand!”  No, you wouldn’t say that, because you’d feel stupid and defensive about this new-wave version of what “thick” is.  Are we going to solve the Obesity problem by you calling yourselves THICK, and therefore half the population of FAT people immediately depletes? NO!  And if  Black Women are only going to work out, if it’s for their jobs (if based on superficiality) or they’re in the public eye, or they play a sport, but most likely, if you see them working out NOT for the reasons mentioned, they’re most likely with a White Man for boyfriend/husband. It’s a matter of fact that Black women who are with WHITE MEN, WORK OUT AND/OR DIET! These ‘progressive’ Black women know their White king demands an in-shape black woman, so their black women deliver- along with other shit he needs to feel like a man, like 1850s role playing! You know why? She’s trying to be like the stereotype of her white counterpart (white females), thin, like she assumes all whites want.  The same doesn’t apply for Black men, sorry fellas, these black chicks who like black men, they believe black men want fat black women- which evidently is false, because black guys apparently like FAT WHITE WOMEN ONLY. lol This is the problem with Black female bodies, right now, they think that flop is fashionable and the way to go.  What happens is most today try to stylize their laziness, mostly in the form of creating more handicaps for themselves, the most annoying is covering up the bodies they know they hate, with tight clothing, to move the fat around, so they can continue to fake like they’re the real definition of ‘thick’.  That right there is mental poisoning, by itself.  A lot of women have noted though, they’re after the Black Woman’s Body.  This is a body type many are proud of, but many don’t have, yet is tied to stereotypes of Black Women. Stereotypes FAIL us all, and cause anger, …even if you fail to BE a stereotype??

What is the Black Booty Stereotype?  Let’s talk about this stereotypical booty/body that is supposedly so exclusive, that no other race/ethnicity seems to have it, but Black women (if you believe the hype, anyway).  Do you know the booty most are talking about? The type that every black woman thinks she has, regardless of what’s going on with her body, as long as she has fat piling on. Think of Black Booty, what comes to mind first? I’ll tell you what comes to mind, THIS(what we LOVE and wish more were):

STEREOTYPICAL BLACK BOOTY THOUGHTS:

* Black Ass is ALWAYS perfectly round, symmetrical and therefore NICE ASSES

* Black Ass is ALWAYS big/full

* ALL Black women have these ALWAYS PERFECTLY ROUND AND ALWAYS BIG ASSES

* Conversely, NO BLACK WOMEN HAVE FLAT, TINY ASSES

* ONLY African American women have these asses listed/shown above

* thus ONLY African Americans enjoy checking a woman’s nice booty, no other races CARE about booty since they don’t have women with booty

* If only had an outline of a woman’s body/booty, people can tell if she’s Black, Latina, White or Asian

* Immediately you thought of Black ass vs the extreme like stereotypes of white/asian/hispanic ass ALL being FLAT

* Black Women’s asses are so big they all have to carry a hand-mirror just to properly wipe their asses

Ok, we made up the last one but you get the point. While it is true, that we have many asses that are nice, in many forms, today, the reality is that MOST BLACK WOMEN DO NOT HAVE THESE GORGEOUS ASSES (just above)!!! Those days are almost numbered for Black Women. The slim bodies with the killer DONK out of nowhere?? DYAAMMNNN That USED to be the Black Booty standard, before all the explosive leg fat and stomach increases took Blacks away from the Booty Singularity. They’re just not coming out with this ass anymore. That’s that ass you saw in old black movies and blacksploitation movies! That’s the ass we pay to see and break our necks to get the phone numbers of, not this OTHER shit out there. It’s going to a very long time before any other group approaches this kind of booty, in big numbers, buy hey, not even Blacks are pumping out these kinds of asses anymore either! They’re RARE! You might have many coming out with the Tear Drops, from other races, but you do  NOT have any real competitors in the Apple Bottom and Elite Ghetto Booty categories- the Real Black Women  Booty.  Even the top booty models out there, with their Elite Ghetto Booties, many of them are store bought and manufactured!  It takes a LOT to keep huge asses very round, some are lucky, but others are injecting shit, getting implants, and sculpting that ass, because they need to compete with other booty models, out there. YES YOUR FAVORITE BOOTY MODEL IS DOPING to get a leg up on the competition! That’s how bad we’re hurting for talent, that to stay competitive, no one is going to work out, they’ll just go booty-dope.  And they keep the stomach down by sucking out the fat from the belly and adding it to the ass.  It’s what MOST of them do.  They come into the game with Tear Drop asses, and you see them 1week later, and it’s Elite Ghetto Booty that is defying gravity, suddenly.  That’s a LOT of meat to manipulate, so to change booty classes that quickly, ‘naturally’, is extremely hard to do, which lets you know that foul play is going on.  That TOP of the ass, is just not there, with may other races, hell it’s not there anymore with most BLACKS!! That’s why many huge ghetto booty models today are fakes! They don’t make the cut, and have to cheat. This is why your Nikki Minajs out there, have to put in fake ass, she’s HURTING to be up to the Black standard, and working out is just NOT an option, with black women today.  It’s like a little dick dude going to get penis enlargement surgery, because his weewee is too small…  We’d laugh at that guy, but not these bum chicks?  WTF?  See, again, the real Black Booty, is rare, and Black Women will risk their lives to capture that glory, even with surgery to make it that size and look.  They’ll even overeat to get a booty, they hope, but  gravity works on butts like tits and guts, the Tear Drop form is what most packed meat, will take form of,if you’re lucky.  These top kinds of booty defy gravity, which is why so many are wearing the tricks to lift up the asses to also fake like the Elites. Can’t blame gravity for the fall off in Black Ass though!  Gravity has remained constant, ever since its was first revealed to be what it is, and hasn’t changed to this day, so why the drop off in these top booties?  What’s the changed variable that makes black women in the minus column, with regards to the famed booties? Double Cheeseburgers with fries and diet Coke, for $1, that’s what!  So now you wonder what is the common black ass then, right?

Here is the reality of the current state of Black Booty, which is the most dominant and common, around today:

The skinny black chick with no Booty Meat at all, and is likely malnourished or is riddled with tape-worms. Where the hell are THEY coming from? There are SOO many of them nowadays

The formerly skinny chick who’s ass is not scaling well, with the rest of her body growing at a faster rate than the Booty Meat, leading to a FLAT ASS

The formerly skinny chick who’s Booty Meat is starting to pile on the backside, but is not collecting in a uniform/solid manner, since she doesn’t exercise nor leave the house, so its loose meat that shifts loosely about (most black chicks posting ass pics on social media)

The much rented and dented YUGO who’s body doesn’t scale well at all, in any area, but thinks she’s thick and has a nice ass because she can take nasty pics (the “new wave” thick chicks)

The big chick who hopes some guy calls her ‘thick’, so she can feel better, and believes ANYTHING BIG equals a nice booty automatically, and therefore can rock a G-String without shame. You need something to pull the actual ASS UP, not a string up your ass that must smell like DEATH, in all that sweaty slop

And EVERYONE is calling THIS thick, and so many are this look and WORSE. How the fuck is that HOT OR THICK? This IS the new Black Standard of Hotness. And how is being fat, unique to Blacks?

The chick who stuffs a bunch of meat in tight clothing, to ‘slim down’ or make her body look more shapely and tight/thick, than it really is. Now she is permanently attached to these types of clothing, and is at risk of health problems because the constrictive clothing causes health problems- which she knows about but doesn’t give shit about because she claims “that’s just how black bodies are”

These are the most common Black Booties today, sadly enough. These are the norm, let’s stop the bullshit and get back to reality. These bodies are supposed to be slimmer in size, and none of them have a nice ass, but as they get fatter, I’m sure they thought ass would come out of nowhere, but alas, they have not received the gift from God. Booty growth doesn’t work like that, by and large. If you didn’t have an ass before, it’s not going to scale to a bigger size if you keep overeating alone. The most you can HOPE for, is you get a pile of loose meat to turn into a Tear Drop, if your ass crack started high enough, and it sits on the back of your leg. The less fat the back of your leg is, the more fat goes to the bulb of the booty.  But you can’t bank on that happening for YOU, especially if your legs get fat in all directions!  Times have changes, Black Booty has lost its luster, somewhat. It’s a reality, and that’s what has so many tempers flaring. What most don’t want you to believe, is that THESE are the average Black Booties out there, today. Yeah, we said it, THEY ARE. There is this fantasy that every black chick out there, has the finest ass imaginable, naturally, with no working out, not eating properly, EVERY CHICK OUT THERE has the finest ass available, hands down! Well if you look at the pictures, these are very different body make-ups, but what is so exclusive about their booties’ shapes, that other races can’t have the kinds of bodies and booties, you saw in those common shots? We’re not seeing any difference, race wise, with today’s Black Booty and the White, Latin or hell even Asian Booty out there! Most are bodies that look like they should have remained smaller/thinner, and have taken on too much fat, but the booty remains genetically programmed to be proportional to the original smaller booty. When that happens, you get ass shots the look like this, below (note the flatness of the ass when the back leg is planted), and we’re just not seeing where the Black Booty is, here:

If any or all of those earlier stereotypical Black Booty thoughts went through your mind, you may be suffering from something that is plaguing the BOOTY APPRECIATION communities, around the world. We’re trying to make things that aren’t up to par, make sense in the current times, when they don’t apply anymore. We know, because people from all over the world contribute material, thoughts/ideas and share their loves of booty, with us. Many people believe that ALL of those thoughts, earlier, are the Biblical truth, and believe in it whole-heartedly, without needing proof or just by ignoring fact/reason. LOL OH I’m just joshing, you church folks- although if you were all super-church, you’d NOT be on a site like this, so who are we kidding? PIPE THE FUCK DOWN, already! OKAY??? lol Geez. The point here is that people hold on fully to some ideas that can easily be debunked, just by looking around and not believing in stereotypes that makes someone feel better about believing them to be true. What is a stereotype? It can be best described as:

“… a popular belief about specific social groups or types of individuals. The concepts of “stereotype” and “prejudice” are often confused with many other different meanings. Stereotypes are standardized and simplified conceptions of groups based on some prior assumptions.” – Wikipedia So how does stereotypes

“One reason for stereotypes is the lack of personal, concrete familiarity that individuals have with persons in other racial or ethnic groups. Lack of familiarity encourages the lumping together of unknown individuals.” – Sociologist Charles E. Hurst

Shattering Stereotypical Thinking / Failing to BE the Stereotype causes social outcry as well!?

Some stereotypes people are proud of, and own, and some they are not so proud of and become offended by, if you call them out on it. When you think of Baby Mamas/Baby Daddies, America wants you to think “oh that’s blacks and latinos, not whites“, however Mel Gibson, Colin Farell, Natalie Portman or even Sara Palin’s Family (and many other PEOPLE) shatter that negative stereotype placed on minorities. Well, these white folk, failed to meet the positive white stereotypes! When you call out some white people about being what they would claim is a black stereotype, they become very outraged, and even more so when they see blacks being the positive stereotype that whites are all assumed to be, in the face of all of that. That is the basis for the hate of the Obamas, by poor whites, that some blacks are living the “white life”, while they themselves are poor like the stereotype of blacks. When YOU don’t live up to the (positive) stereotype, that many of your kind are so proud to be/have, it infuriates you to see another race accomplish what you have not. Why? Because so many believe they should naturally have that which is spoken of, in the positive stereotypes, just for being their race. When you don’t get those advantages, just for being your race (white in this case), you WILL become infuriated, and therefore blindly believe in dumb shit that can easily be debunked by just observing. You have to work hard to be the best, and competition will force you to be exposed, when racially advantages don’t work in your favor anymore- {insert your favorite outsourcing of jobs or lack of American education joke here}.

So failing to meet the “positive” stereotypes of your people, can infuriate you if you’re considered not up to snuff. Ok, maybe you don’t understand how that relates to booty and Blacks, so let’s start with a simple to understand set-up example. Let’s look at a not-so-hateful stereotype of blacks, for example, Hip Hop music and how Blacks are the best rappers (not something I’d take pride in but whatever). Waka Flaka Flames (black) is not a greater rapper than Eminem (white)- it’s a fact get over it! People will swear Wackass Flames is better than Eminem, and never buy an Eminem CD because … well Waka is a black guy, and Blacks stereotypically are the best rappers, and they’re mad that Eminem can sell- despite Eminem’s skills and ability, which Wack ass flames, nor 90% of current rappers out right now, even possess. Then you claim racism is the only reason Eminem can sell, because you can’t explain the stereotype-busting talents, this white person possesses, in a stereotypically Black dominated area. Reluctance to admit this fact exposes you as being a damn hater, and possibly a racist, because you’re not wanting to believe the truth, because of your belief in blacks being superior to whites, in this field, regardless of the facts proving the opposite. The truth, rap is another ‘black thing’ that has gone to shit, due to the new guard, and so any dumb ass fake Black rappers are acceptable, just like Black Booty, blacks have lost that swagger! Waka or Souljah Boy, for example, only sell due to “relying on marketing and promotion”, brainwashing, acceptance of FILTH over real black talent, the equivalent of tight clothing on a sloppy black asses, lazy blacks who don’t work at their craft, get their spots taken! People want to charge the success of a FEW whites, to RACISM, but the reality is, YOUR BLACK ASS GOT SLOPPY AND LAZY, and now the competition is realizing they can do YOUR STEREOTYPE too, and get attention, because YOU SUCK AT YOUR OWN THING! And this is no different from what’s happening in the Booty Appreciation world, right now. Eminem’s case, the black stereotype that many are so proud of(being the best rappers) is shattered, and it upsets many blacks, because when you don’t get those advantages, just for being your race (black in this case), you WILL become infuriated, and therefore blindly believe in dumb shit (that Waka is a greater artist), which can easily be debunked by with simple observation.

Side note: compare white rappers out of UK Task Force Taskforce again and Xotic to Rick Ross the Black rapper, and see which lyrics have more relevance to your black struggle, or even their own white struggle (real or imagined). Then tell us whether or not Blacks have LOST THAT SWAGGER! You need to take it BACK to the beginning, it’s too much bloat, tricks and bullshit hype.

There are black stereotypes so many are proud of, and hold dear, but when someone fails to match up to the beloved stereotype, they feel it alienates them, and it infuriates them. Well for many blacks, since they’re not the creators of a majority of the stereotypes out there, blacks are “gifted” the stereotypes placed on them by Western Society. As opposed to being stereotyped as being good with money (jews), smart (Asians) or perfect in all aspects of life (whites), all black people have (stereotypically) is what? They can do ‘cool’ things like jump high and dance or rap? Not fair in the stereotypical importance category, because most of what blacks are charged with are negative stereotypes, or ones that aren’t as significant of other races’- which was mental poison put there by design! Unfortunately, THAT becomes the ONLY ‘positive’ stereotypes, in the minds of many. That others might be smart, rich, and known for having a better quality of life (albeit not true by and large), but blacks, uhh “you can sing, dance, play sports, and have fat asses and huge cocks! Be proud.” lol uh Yeah… These, unfortunately, are considered the top “positive” (if you want to call them that), stereotypes placed on blacks. lol THANKS STEREOTYPE CREATORS! White people reading this, take note, black do NOT like hearing you say THESE things are the only good things about blacks.

Well being that many Blacks have latched on to the only “positive” stereotypes of themselves, being their dicks or butts being big/nice, if you insult a Black, along these lines, you might be in for full-scale war- as we deal with all day every day! These are things that many claim are their only sense of pride (stupid I know), and to not be able to meet your own stereotype, creates insecurity, because many other people, who feel it’s important that their mate have a big cock, or a big ass, might not value you if you don’t meet the standards. Now you’re a hater of your own stereotypes, AND NOT BECAUSE IT APPLIES TO YOU FALSELY (like the ‘all blacks like rap’ stereotype), but because someone called you out on not having a big dick or huge, nice ass, which hurts because it’s not TRUE in your case. This isn’t some other race cracking on you now, this is your own race doing it, and this here produces a whole NEW breed of hater, out there, black women who don’t have a nice ass or truly thick body! We hear from them DAILY. That hater has a voice, a huge one, and its growing in numbers, on the internet! Why? Because today, there are HUGE numbers of black women who have asses as flat/or unappealing, as the other races are stereotyped as having. It’s a reality, now that we all have the fucking internet, we can see with our own eyes! Those stereotypically perfect Apple Bottoms and Elite Ghetto Booties are NOT common, amongst all Black women, that’s a stereotypical myth, and only a handful have such nice asses, while the rest have to hogtie/or mask their fat up to pretend to be that nice! Just saying that will infuriate many blacks, male and female, but it’s true, so deal with it! You don’t believe us? Take the BLACK BOOTY STEREOTYPE SOCIAL MEDIA CHALLENGE, where you rifle through any social media site, pick 10 women, and see how many of them actually have these perfect, stereotypical asses, that the race is famed for having. You are NOT going to find many black women with those Elite Ghetto Booties, that are huge, perfectly shaped, and seemingly photoshopped, but are real- especially if they’re not models. You find the opposite, many normal, flat and falsely-photoshopped butts, or using clothing to trick you into thinking the ass is nice, type shots. When you step out your door, check a black chick’s ass, how many NICE ones (who are not your local strippers they don’t count because a lot of them enter the game due to feeling ‘gifted’ to have the rare ass) you see. You may find maybe 1 out of 10 stereotypical Ghetto Booties (good not bad kind), 2 out of 10 Apple Bottoms (good not below average), 7 out of 10 forms in form of Tear Drops/Pig Tails/Flat asses. But the stereotyped Elite Ghetto Booty by and large, is rare, and because it’s a rarity, that is the reason for the Booty Models are able to SELL the idea of hot black women being these women with huge, beautiful asses. If everyone has that kind of ass, these Elite Ghetto Booty Models would NOT be so popular, we’d not know anyone’s name, because it wouldn’t be rare enough to sell back to Black men! Think about it. How can the value of something be so high, if it’s so common and not unique? And why would so many Black women risk their lives and keep injecting and implanting things in their butts, in hopes of having being the stereotyped ass, even if they don’t work in the sex or stripper industries, and NATURALLY had this famed ass?? Think about it! Logic, people, the stereotypical black booty is NOT common today, and it’s GONE!

Fat thighs moving in on the actual booty meat, becoming 1 seamless mass.  These are asses being destroyed, right before your very eyes! The two outer chicks have it the worst, they don’t have real ass, so they’ll be eclipsed in no time!  The two middle have good collections of fat, but soon it will erode too.  Damn, that’s all we have to show for ourselves lately? Fat thighs and weaves? WTf?

Aiming for a Good Ghetto Booty or Apple Bottom, by overeating and praying to the Church of McDonalds- instead of being proactive about it

Why have we lost our way?  2 main culprits are diet and exercise, rather lack of them. The hidden killer though, was what we spoke about earlier, the STEREOTYPE that many want to live up to be, and try their hardest to be, through pigging out and being lazy, hoping genetics will create an ass for them.  We get many jokes from Black Women, when they contact us or speak with us, when we advise them to hit the gym and BUILD A BOOTY. Why do they laugh us off? Because they don’t fee that’s something BLACK WOMEN SHOULD DO!  Yes, too many have told us that’s what “uhm no!  White women do that, NOT black women”.   Many Black women feel they shouldn’t have to go work on their asses, because they should naturally have nice asses (even though they’re writing because they don’t have them).  We explain that it’s no different from dudes of all races, hitting the gym, working out to build muscles.  You want to be fit, you have to work at it.  So many black women feel it’s not their thing to work out, and instead, they admit, that they believe that genetics will take over and bulk them up naturally, as they overeat or eat shit food like McDonalds. One woman admitted to eating McDonalds 2 times a day, and we advised her to go watch the Documentary SUPER SIZE ME!   That is NOT the way to go.  We get a LOT of pictures from these women, and they’re always in tight dresses and tight jeans, so we ask them what does it all look like, with that off (in boy shorts or bikini). You know, then NEVER want to send those shots. LOL  In fact, many black women bow out of the SEND UR PICS entries, half way through submitting pics, and tell us “uhh just keep the pics”. lol  Why?  They don’t believe they have that hotness or thickness for real, without the trickery and masking of the fact that they don’t really have what they’re bragging about.  They are afraid that someone might give an honest opinion, although not destructive at all.  Black women do NOT like being told they’re not the Black Stereotyped hype, and that the booty is NOT perfect- although they know we’re not saying anyone’s has to be.   It’s all good though, but let’s be real, ladies, you’re backing out of such things because you disillusion yourselves.  The few Brave Black Women who did participate in SEND UR PICS know they’re working with POWER, and were confident they hold the Black Standard, or at least wanted to work towards the standard.  Both are RARE for us, with relation to the Black female audience, who expect you to be just a bunch of clowns, telling them their shit is hype when it’s not.  We’re not hyped by our own stereotypes of our ladies, and that certainly doesn’t make us sellouts.  You can’t be favored just because of you race, that’s RACISM.  We also don’t feel we need to scheme you either, we give truth, YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SHIT AND GO BUILD THOSE BOOTIES. We can’t just tell you what you want to hear, buy into the shame out there.  We can’t be THOSE kinds of dudes, which we will detail, later on, in the blog.  Simply put, a lot of Black Women today, should NOT believe in the stereotypes, and should embrace their thinness and slimmer bodies, if they have these.  They should work out that ass, and bulk it up as we always suggest to our fans, rather than overeating and hoping Jesus will deliver thou a Booty by way of Dominos delivering thou 2 boxes of Pizza and a 2liter soda, each night!  Rather than having a nice, PHAT ASS, or being slim with a nice sexy smaller ass, they’re turned into fat-asses, nowadays, at alarming rates.  Here’s what’s happening to our slimmer, beautiful Black women today…

Many normal girls who are slimmer, and don’t have an Apple Bottom, rather a Tear Drop or Pig Tail, have no signature ‘bump’ to the top of the ass, coming off of the back. The little bit of fat their butts do happen to collect, to form a butt, rest on the back of the leg, is loose/fluctuating-in-form meat, that hopefully forms a round bulb.  However, look at the right leg where booty meets thigh fat. See the thigh fat poking out at the bottom corner of the right ass cheek (an inner thighs gaining fat too)? First signs of thigh fat meshing with Booty Meat, which will erode the bulb of an otherwise cute Black bottom! That’s the quickest destroyer of slimmer chicks with nice booty, because if genetics don’t allow that little bit of meat to SCALE IN SIZE, meaning the booty grows as the legs do and stays in same proportion, you get the slop we see as standard, today.  This means leg fat WILL undo the only Booty Meat this backside has, and when little-to-no-ass, fuses with fat legs, untamed…  you get the dirty-backpack troll Black Lesbians who give up on looking good (because that’s something for GUYS, EWWW) and have every Floetry album.. no wait… we mean you get wide backsides, huge legs and ass that disappears and erodes into leg fat. What happened to the bulb?  Eroded!!!  Look at those weak ass creases. IT’S JUST DEAD and WIDE/FLAT BACK THERE.  You can’t keep dissing white chicks’ butts, when the Black Ass looks like THIS today!  Where is the HAPPY GAP that women normally have between their legs?  Where is that separation???  The Booty Meat only looks like it’s big and full, to untrained/horny people, because leg fat has fused with it and eroded the former beautiful forms. THIS is the huge problem we have now, this is why Black Booty is suffering.  Many chicks are banking on genetics and general acceptance of fat black stereotypes, and when that fails, they just GIVE UP, and likely stuff it all in tight jeans then call themselves THICK- and if you don’t agree, or like that, they call you a self hating racist. lol  (sigh) uhh… They don’t make them like they used to!

Alas, genetics alone are not going to help our Black Booties, anymore, because our diets (in the country, as a whole) have dramatically changed and upset the course of genetic formations.  If you’re slim, you should be focused on staying slim, especially if you have no real Booty meat that is full of curvature.  You’re only going to turn into a beast if you keep getting bigger and genetics don’t make your booty scale in size, along with the rest of you getting fatter.  Most times, genetics are NOT going to save you, especially if you’re not working out and building muscle.  If you were muscular but ate nothing but fucking rice and beats and chicken all of your life, that muscle goes away and is replaced with fat, right? And if you’re thin, didn’t have any muscles, and ate Little Debbie cookies and Twinkies all of your life, what do you think will happen to your body? Your fat growth, and lack of exercise, make it so the gluteus muscles/ or leg muscles don’t get properly stimulated, therefore don’t fortify the booty properly, and you eat crap all day so that explains the huge amount of fat that been piling up lately.  It’s evolution, when your body doesn’t use what you were genetically gifted with, it will go away.  Chicks are lazy today, not doing the same types of manual labor as years ago, they’re sitting down on their asses and not motivated nowadays, so the genetic advantages of round booties, are becoming diluted, with each generation. The reason why ‘the South’ produced/produces so many truly thick women, was/is because those women came from genetically superior Black women who worked all day, stood all day, took in livestock, or picked their food from their gardens, did house work, (not to mention that American slavery in the South had the worst conditions around) in those country sides and mountain areas.  Those muscles were building in the legs and butt area, with every activity done, years ago. Now, NONE OF THAT IS HAPPENING, many people are urbanized, sitting on their porches, sitting on sofas watching reality TV, or behind desks all day, eating McDonalds and shit. The idea of Black Booty is damaged because many beautiful, and thinner Black Women, hate being thin, and want to be THICK, because the culture puts a lot of attention on the HUGE women, due to embracing the stereotypes. Many Black women write us, to complain about our site, and it’s mostly thinner, or boney black chicks, who are understandably mad, and threaten to stop dating black guys, and go to white guys. LOL  They’ll find a rude awakening, on that side of the tracks too, because if you’re dumb enough to think that because someone is white, they want toothpick chicks, YOU’RE HORRIBLY MISTAKEN and too high on stereotypes. These dudes down with us, are looking for healthy MEAT and BOOTY!  My advice to them, hit the gym, build your ass to Apple Bottom size, and maintain it! But they don’t want to do that, they’re lazy.  Instead, they’re going to pray they get some ass, as they make their way towards OBESITY!

Hijackers of THICK: Innocent black men turned PUSSY SCANDALISTS!

We’ve lost some of that luster.  Just like no one can even cook anymore (unlike the ladies of the yesteryears), which used to be a pride and joy of black women until they gave up on that too,  we’ve slipped with regards to Black Booty.  Chicks just give up, and created handicaps for themselves- but not they’re not the only ones at fault for this new definition of ‘thick’.   A big problem is the chase to be the stereotypical ‘thick’ body, with the Black Booty, that we see in all of the videos and carshows, etc.  Realizing that MANY do not have these nice ass and body, anymore, we have many women with just regular bodies, trying to chase down the street glory of ass, and they’re failing miserably.  We speak to them all the time, we date them, we live with them, they write us… there are just too many wishing to be ‘thick’ with Good/Elite Ghetto Booty, and they will do just about ANYTHING to get that kind of ass.  Much like a weave is like the standard kit for most black chicks who gave up on real Black Hair, they’ve turned to tricks of the booty, because they gave up in that department too.  They fake with the ass and the hair today, at epidemic rates, and both are BLACK THINGS that people were formerly proud of.  WTF?  LAZINESS!  Too many compounded tricks, lead these women to believe in the tricks themselves, to where they tricked themselves really. They end up living a lie, inside, because they don’t like what they look like when they are forced to go to bed every night or look in the mirror.   When they have to turn back to the reality of being themselves, they don’t like it and are obsessed with faking like they’re thick and faking like they’ve a good Ghetto Booty from now on.  This is why so many women KNOW they’re not thick, but hypnotize themselves into believing they are, and the term is watered down to mean anything fat in tight jeans.  It’s just POISON!

OH women are not the only ones at fault here, but still have most of the blame!  Another problem here, is young black men are forced to accept this new definition of watered down thick, or risk upsetting the wannabe’s, and therefore risk his access to willing, unprotected sex! He has to make a swift decision and the answer the infamous GOTCHA-question, by ladies “does this make me look fat”, with “Nope, YOU’RE BLACK, THAT’S HOW BLACK WOMEN ARE, AND  BLACK MEN LIKE IT!  THAT’S ACCEPTABLE FOR BLACKS… NOO… YOU’RE THICK BABY!” That’s… that’s…. that’s PUSSY TERRORISM! I’m calling TWAT   S.W.A.T. on you chicks!!!! It might get taken away from you if you don’t call her THICK, when you know she is NOT thick because you beat off to thick chicks, on your laptop in another room, when your fat chick is sleeping!  He’s scared and FORCED to accept the watered down version of THICK, to save himself!  Yeah he’s getting no pussy if he doesn’t agree with her, that she’s thick.  Then when this guy breaks up with this girl, and goes through cycles of fat chicks who all call themselves thick, well he becomes a NEW kind of guy, the one who ACCEPTS AND STARTS CALLING CHICKS ‘THICK’, when he clearly knows they’re not!  Mmmm look at all that back, in that pic to the left.  He becomes officially another THIRSTY ass dude, a pussy scandalist- he participates in the scandal of calling chicks ‘thick’, if he can get some pussy out of it!  See, he knows women believe any dude who tells them they’re thick, and quickly rewards that loser, by giving him some of their low-self-esteem coochie.  This is weak game by many dudes, to get the low hanging fruit, bottom of the barrel chicks- pathetic game, but it works.  After a while, that dude can only get that kind of ass, so he ends up adjusting and also starts believing that sloppy chick IS thick too.  He’s just throwing that term around now too, and he is the most likely dude to start that shit on other races out there, seeing who else is WEAK, looking for their versions of low self esteem coochie, trying to boost their spirits in hopes of getting easy coochie.  This guy PREYS on the low hanging fruit, it’s all he can get, and he has a huge role in THICK being watered down!  Ask this dude why he is like that, he’ll tell you, Black chicks with that real Black Booty and Body are RARE, and therefore are untouchable royalty!  Hmm… might explain his activities, actually.

If you combine these women, with these dudes, it’s easy to see that it’s pure desperation out there, chasing the Real Thick and the Real Black Booty… because most chicks with the real ass, and the real black body, are few and far between, but because they know that having that ass is like being a millionaire, in the hood, these women become too full of themselves, and think they’re the best shit going, just unattainable by the common black guy.  That rarity creates an entitlement, with these women, yet another sign they also agree that that real Black Booty is RARE!!!  If everyone had that, there wouldn’t be this kind of chick who could be full of herself just for her ass.  And with the changing of the term “THICK” to the watered down version you see today,  now mediocre, fat black chicks NOW THINK THEY ARE BOOTY ROYALTY, even if they’re ugly, sloppy, fat, because they can put on the EQUALIZERS, TIGHT JEANS AND SHORTS!  Yeah, now the ugly chicks think they’re the shit, because they are self proclaimed THICK WOMEN, and THAT has all kinds of dudes scratching their heads, and looking at the front door!  Everything is out of wack, nothing is the same, the bar is set very low, yet the attitudes and egos are sky high, when all they offer is SLOP?  Doesn’t make sense.   If the really hot chicks, and the mediocre/sub par chicks, both think they’re hot and Divas that you have to get on your knees and beg for attention from, what kind of options are these, for a young dude?  You just want to appreciate some booty, you get nasty attitude and slop that demands to be treated like the former Black Queens who set the bar, years ago?  Most dudes are saying HELL NO to this new wave slop.  Should they be bowing down and thirsty for THIS??  Even we had to agree with them on this one, sorry ladies, you’ve shit on the game too badly.  Do these guys have a right to tell Black chicks to lay off the fucking ho-hos and dingdongs, and get their Booties and guts together? Or should these guys continue to go elsewhere?  It is no surprise that black men are becoming less and less pussy watchmen, when it comes to black women, and many could care less if you steal their girls, many wish you would so they could LEAVE, as they’ve lost faith in the Black Booty/Body already- they just don’t care. Booty Morale is at an all time low.  Anything is fair game, he’s desperate, it all is not up to par and he doesn’t care anymore. YOU CREATED THIS MONSTER, LADIES!   There’s no shitty Beyonce or Neyo song to repair this one.  Now, he’s got his eyes on a NEW PILE OF SHIT, nowadays!  YOU fell off, so HE fell off!

All of this, is a direct result of Black Women’s Body and Booty standards being absolute SHIT, lately.  Black women have FAILED black dudes who just want that Black Booty that was clearly at a Singularity, at one point, where there were no equals, or competitors.  If you look around today, with the decline in greatness of the Black Booty, you pretty much get the sense that we do, that asses look the same as every other race out there!  Sure you have the fringe areas, of HUGE ELITE GHETTO BOOTIES and the Apple Bottoms (the FRINGE BOOTY), that no one will get anywhere close to the number of blacks, per capita,  but any other booty class is fair game and MANY other ethnics and races have the other classes of booty!  The Tear Drop?   Please, Latinas dominate that ass category CLEARLY, and whites with that booty are seeing that they don’t have to be ashamed now, so they’re showing that ass too. All the White Booty models/stars right now have Tear Drops.   That means, as the black standard goes to shit, we’re approaching the Booty singularity where each kind of ass is interchangeable, where there is nothing so special about black ass. Also, as these other races see that lame black guys will still respond to ladies with fake ass, as if they are better than the ladies with real ass, then that ushers in a bunch of non-black ass fakers who can REALLY level the playing field now.  NOW it’s a problem, because non-blacks want to get in on the fun and wish they had the former Black Ass and can fake it too, then they star the race wars… with each side calling each other fake, yet we know both sides are fake? LOL COMICAL!!!  How can you be mad at Coco for her fake ass, when you support the Black fake ass booty models, who also have no shame?  Coco can afford to have no shame in her treachery, she’s not a BLACK WOMAN, but YOU…? Tsk tsk tsk  SCANDALOUS!  lol  How can Black women be all up in arms with BOOTY FAKENESS they started, just because other races are now getting in the glory and cashing in?  YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT 1-HUNIT- as RayJ would say. lol   THANKS BLACK WOMEN WHO DON’T MAKE THE MOLD,  AND FELT THEY HAD TO FORCE THIS FAKE NEW ONE!  Luckily, there are still a few dudes and women who appreciate REAL ass, and not the fake shit.  This is why many people are ONLY about the Fringe Booty, because they feel that’s the ONLY REAL and EXCLUSIVE Black Booty type out there, that’s what they can call ALL THEIRS, they can still have pride in it, which explains why many mediocre chicks want to fake it so much.  With that, we will have to agree.  It is YOUR faults that dudes are turning to fakeness in other women, and turning to women of other races who have the same bodies as the normal/mediocre blacks out there, or who are done with fat black chicks.  Now that the standard is slop, why should someone stay with your slop and limit himself?  If a guys likes meat, from years of being subjected to it by black chicks,  then that  explains the uptick in dudes checking other races and ethnics with big hips, legs, and Booty (whether real or imagined) that’s not racial, that’s SPACIAL!… Think about it! Logic, people, the stereotypical black booty is NOT common today, and it’s GONE, there is no reason to be racially limited if you like SIZE, anymore, given the absence of that stereotypical Black Body/Booty shape!

think about it…. That’s on YOU!

Which brings us to the next episode: THE SINGULARITY: Booties becoming “1”, Chaotic Inflation and the Multiverse of Booty