Who FAMED Jessica Rabbit????
Dhwwalkingbear writes us:
Ass Master
Have you heard of Jessica aka Miss Rabbit?
What type of butt does she have?
http://www.akamissrabbit.com/
http://www.akamissrabbit.com/wallpapers/gangsta800.jpg
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Dhwwalkingbear,
Yes we have seen her body of work (excuse the pun) and we’d like to take you people back to a time, not too long ago, where I couldn’t see wtf everyone was getting so hyped up over, in relation to her ass. They were stuck on her features (light skin, colored eyes, not nappy hair/no need for a weave)… This was Jessica Rabbit back then (the namesake was being used by Melissa Ford (another hood model) and a whole heap of unknown internet hoes divas previously- deriving from the Wife of Roger Rabbit, the cartoon movie).
Her direct-on photos are things to DIE FOR. Her body is a perfect guitar shaped, olive skin, stomach nice and tight, big breasts (fake- so I don’t care for them)… typical horny playboy subscribers would fall all over this from the full frontals alone… I mean, looks wise, she’s a KILLER, obviously, but I had to think about just what the people (who put her on) were thinking was her target audience, originally. I know fans out there, in internet land might not know, but when these internet hoes, ehem models, pop up, it’s normally with the intent to showcase SOMETHING on their bodies, in hopes of making it rich.
So at first, I was like, damn, she’s going to be the next runway model! WRONG! She’s too fat for a ‘white america’ runway model (sad to say). So her core audience isn’t going to necessarily be that high fashion audience. But I’m sure that’s what the people who put her on were thinking, regardless, and NOT that she’d be labeled a ‘hood’ model. The ‘hood’ model is the urban heads’/ Hip Hop models, who can’t make it in the global scheme of modeling, so they’re pigeon-holed to Hip Hop happenings and such. Look at a Buffy the Body or Ester Baxter. As fine, thick and chocolately as they are, the world stage is not ready for all that meat. So they get pigeon holed to being strictly “Hip Hop models” and they’ll never make it to SUPER MODEL level, like Gisselle or even Tyra Banks. This chick as I thought, would be like a Selena Spice or even a Latin Spice. As far as they were making it would be their own sites (if they were smart) and King Magazine. Hey even Vida Guerra was featured in white boy magazines, but that’s not her core fan-base! Thus, she’s her own site, and is pigeon-holed to HIP HOP COMMUNITY! Why, her ASS was the selling point… but Jessica’s ass..??? What about her ass? I remembered NOTHING about her ass sticking out to me! She didn’t even come on the radar when you mentioned ass! Why? Because her ass was a cross between a Tear Drop and PIG TAIL!
But the Hood loves them, so that’s their target now. Most black/latino and others who are influenced by America, are normally stuck on White girls (blonds specifically) and Asian woman (to do bondage on and dominate like innocent little babies- you sick fucks lol). No, but the for the most part, Latinas, or anyone with Caribbean Latina or Brasilian chick features that make you look like the combination of indigenous/Spaniard/African, that is EXOTIC to most audiences in America. It’s not WHITE and pastey and it’s not burned BLACK to the core (not my opinion, just writing what the people think- be easy!). It’s something in between, and the best of all worlds! So really that’s what HER place is, to sell exotic features to black and latinos (although her features can be found on 50 percent of the chicks in Dominican Republic so it wouldn’t really make dudes drop to the floor like an African American would over her). So what do the rest of us have to like her about, if you’re not caught on her features? To answer that, and you, DH WALKING BEAR, NOTHING! Unless you like fake tits, her ass has gone through a couple of versions and none of them really excite us, here at Assmatrix.com! Here’s why. First point, when she first came out, you’d almost NEVER see her do backshots where you could see her ass. Why? Because everyone criticized there was no ass, so why is she showing that? So thanks to photographers, she’s bending and stretching and playing the game Twister, in her shots! She was always trying to make more ass in each shot by over arching but ONLY to try to show off her non-existent ass.
Look at those two right most pics, up top. WHERE DO YOU SEE ASS?? These are early shots, THIS is what she had to offer the ass community! It’s because of simple fact that her original body shape, which features a very long lowerback/mystery space, has the ass way at the bottom (which makes it a tear drop or just PigTail, depending on the shot you saw!). Certain shots, you can see the ass crack begins very late in the body, and very much UNDER her ass.
See all that mystery space? This is a shot you’d not have an ASS model doing, that’s for sure. This is white boy magazine style shots. Showing off that long mystery space. If this was for the ASS community, those cheeks would be deeply parted to highlight “DAMN SHE HAS A LOT OF ASS! SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE FRONT!” This shot simply says “look at my facial features, hair and skin color, and the beautiful scenery”. It’s hiding something… what exactly?
The fact that her ass looks like a PIG TAIL in most photos. And you don’t see 1 butt cheek anywhere in sight! From the back, you can see the her ass crack is not deep and starts late. So any fat that collects on her ass will either wrap under and be certified Pig Tail, or it will continue to bulb and be a plump Tear Drop. But where is that ass smile I saw so much in other photos? GONE! This shot says it’s a Pig Tail. Let’s examine another straight on backshot.
See, to hide the pig tail look, the crack is completely covered. Her ass would look like complete trash, in this shot, with any other type of panty/bikini! But we have you covered, you can see where the ass crack begins, and thus what is REALLY her but size. Again, the ass is UNDER the body. But she’s growing an ass crease, as she’s been miraculously getting bigger in the backside, as of late (we’ll come back to that). Ok, let’s check her Tear Drop appearance type shots.
Now you can see more of a Tear Drop taking form, as she was surprisingly ‘GROWING ASS’ out of no where. Or rather, the ASS FAT started collecting on her lower part of her butt (and notice there is no fat anywhere else, that’s normally the first SUSPICIOUS thing I notice of these internet models, how they get ASS out of NOWHERE! Still, the right cheek is NOT the real ass, the part we circled IS! The right side is the optical illusion that is the hip/back/butt fat combining and wrapping around. You see where the real ass is! Now, let’s REALLY fuck you up… let’s pull the pics of her recently, where as I said, ASS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE. Same position:
Where the fuck did that BULB of the Tear Drop come from??? You NEVER saw that much ass fat collect at the bottom of her ass before. Suddenly, she’s found ass!!! But this is NOT the body you see on the site of hers! This is work for other photographers, as of late! You can CLEARLY see the Tear Drop form and now all of a sudden, there is an Ass Smile too! But no fat anywhere else… This is the shit that raises a red flag with me. She was criticized for being a hood model that had no ass, 3 years later, she springs up out of nowhere with ASS, and suddenly has become more popular than ever???? I’m starting to suspect, like many chicks are doing in the rap game, they’re going to Colombia or Brasil and getting the ass injections to make their asses bigger!!!
In conclusion, she has a Tear Drop that without a bulb of fat forming (as you see in her last shows where she grew ass out of the sky), that ass is part Pig Tail. Her bulb of fat came in and created an Ass Smile for her, when previously there was not one! That saves her from being full Pig Tail.
Still, you tell me how she went from this almost non-existent ass
To this out of nowhere ASS!??? With bulging cheeks??? come on now!
All I know is that now, there is no turning back. She’s officially a Hip Hop model and will repeat the same formula as any other video hoes who have come before her (sucking off some rapper or ball player (and if she gets one, will make a book after he dumps her), trying to record a record (rapping if she can’t sing a lick), trying to negotiate a reality TV show, or if she strikes out completely, she’ll be doing porn. lol You don’t have many options once pigeon holes to Hip Hop model.
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lmao this is retarded….. Jessica Miss Rabbit is gorgeous, where all this hate come from…
the bigger the ass doesn’t always mean better, it’s the shape and the smoothness that matter most, and Miss Rabbit has a perfect ass!
unko,
That ‘hate’ as you put it, is coming from the fact that you said she’s ‘gorgeous’ which is the reason I said everyone likes her, but she’s being promoted as a ‘booty model’. If you bothered to read the article, it says she’s beautiful and people are caught on the facial features, skin tone, hair, etc… really everything BUT her BUTT. If she were darker with dark brown eyes and a fro, you’d not say she was so hot. We already did ‘the doll test’ on a few people and this is clearly the result here. Her ass is not completely terrible, but it is NOT in the booty appreciation realm, nor is it anywhere near perfect.
lol, first i want address the skin tone comment you made which annoys me, i don’t think shes gorgeous just because shes light skinned, i think theres many gorgeous brown women like Esther, Gabrielle Union etc..
and i think your just way too picky about her ass, it looks great to me, do you want her to get an ass implant and so it will look as deformed as Angel Lola Luv?
lol NO NO NO No more ass implants. Jesus H Christ. I heard some black chicks on the train talking about possibly getting some. uhhhh Good, that comment should annoy you because while it might not be true for you, in particular, it’s very true for most people- sadly enough. That is the promotion wheel behind this product they call Ms Rabbit. See if you can understand me here. She’s being promoted as a ‘ghetto booty’ type model. I can find you 3 million asses just like hers, most better, on Myspace, for FREE! So I don’t believe she should be a superstar because of her ass because she’s not! Just like that Beyonce article I wrote (all was good until she and others promote her as the poster child for nice asses YUCK). In the beauty world, you don’t have to have a nice ass if you’re caramel and lighter it’s just a known fact. So Ms Rabbit’s promotion is really all about her HEAD not her ass! That’s the only thing that stands out when she does her butt shots, her face/eye/hair being different from what you normally see in ghetto booty models! The other trick is ‘SHOW A LOT OF SKIN’. If you show skin, people will be horny. Doesn’t matter what kind of butt you have, someone will say you’re hot. So you combine all the trickery, you can market a product like Ms Rabbit. She’s pretty, that is never in question, Unko, yes I’d hit it, never in question… but SHE is NOT worthy of payments to see her ass! If that were the case, these would be a lot more famous, and less broke, women out there!
You seem to be that guy that likes asses big like Buffie (which i don’t find atracttive at all!)
Her ass looks great to me, its not flat, and its not too big, a great size to me.
and i think she is more than worthy of being a model, if you don’t think she is then i would like to see who you think is worthy.
Unko,
and you’d be WRONG to assume that. One of the most complained about thing is that I don’t glorify the HUGE ones enough. Most of my postings are midsized to smaller. So I don’t know where you got that from. Bigger doesn’t mean better, another thing I constantly say. Look at some of the other posts, look at the banned videos page, you’ll see ass that I like that isn’t huge. You need to follow the evidence, not your suspicions. The evidence shows I like all ass but midsized is more practical to me. The huge ass that looks good is just like a ‘WOW’ factor thing. Jessica rabbit should be a ‘model’ (in the traditional sense) not a ‘booty model’. Another point i stated even in this article that you didn’t read. There is a difference. Booty models don’t have to be cute. Like that Juicy Cubana stripper bitch on youtube who’s this new booty model but her face looks Pitbull’s fucking chew toy. I feel like I’m watching a Down Syndrome victim shaking her ass when I see her. She CAN’T be a model.
odoggz, i agree with what you’re trying to say. i think that if you’re marketing your self in the ethnic world, (where asses are admired when they are shapely and larger in size) then you should most definetly have a decent amount of “ass meat” or else i think there is no point. dont get me wrong unko, because i think she has a stunning face and a lovely shape too, but her ass needs to make you say “DAMN” when you look at it, and im sure for most men, it doesn’t-you may be an exception though
. when i look in a black mans mag i don’t expect to see anything less than a curvacious, full booty…if you think i’m wrong you’re totally entitled to your opinion, so feel free to add a rebuttal.x
Ms P,
You completely understand what I’m trying to point out here and to put the extra cherry on top, if she were dark skinned with regular dark brown eyes and a weave, she’d be NOWHERE! NOT WITH THAT ASS! Black men magazines have gone from dumping darker chicks for lighter, to putting in skinnier chicks (which failed horribly), and now they’re focused on features other than the booty, as of late. They’ll never stop with the ‘colorism’ though. lol But the focus in on ASS and they’re taking that focus away by promoting the ladies they have as of late. Ms Rabbit’s butt… puhhh Sorry it’s nothing of note. I’ll tell you the tell-tale signs of people really not wanting to admit to what I’m saying but still post her pics as their avatars on web sites or in blogs. They ONLY use that last picture I posted in the blog above! That’s all ANYONE is using when they want to say she has an ass. FINALLY they have a pic where it looks like she has an ass! lol The rest of the pics, they’ve all been taken down or discarded. lol I’ve seen this in 20 different forums with people who think she’s the bomb. Her ASS is not the bomb. There are more than a few models getting over like this for having light skin and non-African type hair. They’re BOOTY models too. WTF? You’ll see a sample of my PAY BOOTY blog I’ll drop soon. It questions just what are we paying for.
i know this colour issue exists from personal experience. i’m a dark skin girl so this is something that really isn’t new to me.
me personally i appreciate beauty of any skin tone, whatever race, etc. if your skin is dark and you look better than the person your standing next to i will say it straight up and vice versa. i think that people need to start realising that sexy has no boundaries on the colour of your skin, then things will be so much better.x
Especially in the area of booty appreciation, we can’t have that hate. What’s good is good, forget the color. Some in the community don’t care to hear that but this would be the one issue where I’d at least advise them to think with the penis’ head for once. lol He knows no racism he just has a goal to appreciate the hell out of what is good, regardless of thought.
lol,so VERY true.
don’t know why your thinking her booty is not up for competition
her ass is great, don’t see any flaws on it and she has a gorgeous face, she is the total package!
Unko,
I will admit she’s a very hot woman but she is NOT booty model material. Her ass can not maintain consistency in shape, has ‘umph’ to it. Put her and Vida Guerra in a room with her, you’d not even notice Jessica’s butt. Put her and Naughty Neshelle in a room, you’d not notice Jessica’s butt. No matter what class of booty model you put next to her, you will not say “Jessica’s ass in on point like theirs”. You might like her hair, eyes, that’s all nice and whatnot, but her butt is not worth the attention she seeks for it. No one is doing a double take on her ass except for in the 1 picture I mentioned earlier, where they took the 1 shot in the 4000 that they did that shoot, that looked like she had a nice ass.
Naughty Neshelle ass is nasty and sloppy, and i don’t see how Vidas ass is any better then jessica’s
you must not look at her pics much, theres recent pics of her where she got a little thicker and her ass is even better
i mean i would kill to have a ass like hers
like i said before bigger doesn’t mean better, if i saw Naughty Neshelle and Miss Rabbit and was ask which has the better as? I would no doubt say Jessica’s! its better shaped and has no cellulite, when Nechelle has a nasty sloppy cellulite filled ass
Unko,
I’m just trying to give you ‘range’ here. Vida is a Tear Drop and so is this chick. Jessica’s ass should be in the SEND US YOUR PICS section, not on major magazine covers! SEND US YOUR PICS is our section for ladies who are not the major model chicks but what to know what their regular butts look like. Bigger isn’t better, I’ve said that to begin, which is why I threw a model you would know (Vida) in there for comparison too. Jessica got a little fatter, yes, but the Pig Tail is MORE evident now. The ass is LONGER and needs an ass bra or some LEVANTA COLA jeans to fake like it’s round. And now I must say to you that LONGER is not better. lol
Haha ^^ nice, is there a section to follow the RSS feed
Ernon,
Check the TOP RIGHT corner on the main page, under FEEDS. Also, at the very bottom of every page written, you should see a gray box saying you can use RSS 2.0. That RSS link is for following any particular writing you come across.
Guys are more focused on her face than her actual ass. She has a pretty face for sure and the shape of her ass is DECENT, meaning fuckable. But to say she is top notch and has the most incredible ass is a long haul.
I think examining asses properly you need that 3rd Eye, and to have an objective type of mind. Whenever I hear an ass analysis from some guys they seem to miss the whole point. Either they’re so adament that a good ass must be huge, or they think the girl so attractive they must defend her average or below average ass to the grave. In this case its the latter.
Another note I dont even bother with these “Black Mens” or “Booty” magazines lately. They are all trying to promote some mixed “exotic” looking females and the shit is played out. Maybe its the lack of talent these Magazines have to work with or they must be based on Plastic City California. Because I see plenty of Booty Model quality women in the streets of NYC all the time. And even more if you count real undoctored pics you can find on MySpace.
Ronlron,
No doubt. We’re not bent on ‘the perfect ass’ if you’ve covered us for a while, you’d know that for sure. With this piece written, we wanted to highlight that she is pretty, yes she could get it, BUT SHE IS NOT A BOOTY MODEL. That is the point. So I highlight she should be doing regular modeling because her features are what these men want to see and are all enamored with. I just don’t believe she should be doing all those ass shots when her ass is not on par with the smaller or the bigger REAL ass models out there.
The black men magazines are trying to appeal to black men who never go anywhere, so these women they feature are completely exotic to these guys. So that’s what they’re selling, exoticism with a little ass. The creators are probably guys who travel and saw the Jessica Rabbits of the world and fell out while they were in hooker territory. Her features, I came up seeing each day, as a youth, and it was normal to see many like that (with real blond hair though). So I’m not all in love with them for faces and all that stuff. So in contrast to dark black women, and even red bone chicks, these mags are saying ’skip those chicks you came up with, go crazy for the exotic we found! That’s what’s sexy’. To each his own and apparently many guys want to see these chicks because they buy the mags, but you know the idea of European Beauty is what is creeping back slowly, into these mags. This could be like Brasil turning it’s back on the thick chicks and going back to the European skin broad features, or this could be NEW EDITORS/OWNERS of the mags, who are white (hey BET is owned by whites now) and want to see slimmer, lighter, ‘exotic’ women. The minute I see a mag like that move away from focusing on booty and focus on exoticism, they’re selling you European features for sure.
i just dont get it. so she´s a (hoe) just because she is a model? whats the problem with it and why do you feel a need to relate to that? apparently you like girls taking photos of them selves, but then again no, because they´re sometimes, sometimes not hoes just because you feel like it and she isnt your type? jeez, grow up..
Ini,
They call them ‘video hoes’ I didn’t make this term up, so be easy. You apparently know nothing of the culture in which she’s being promoted, do you? Ever heard of Hip Hop? I’m talking about ass here, wtf do I can to be Politically Correct for? lol Fine she’s a ‘picture person’. Happy?
Thats great material, like your stuff, just passing to say hi!
I know this is a very old post, but I just discovered this site. The “Jessica” in those pictures is not Melyssa Ford whouse used to be called Jessica Rabbit. You rarely see Melyssa referred to as “Jessica Rabbit” any more. I am surprised no one noticed this before. This Melissa is clearly hispanic-Melyssa is not. Second the name is spelled differently. Melyssa vs Mellissa. Melyssa Ford’s ass is legit.
Jdubb5,
Oh many people have known that that 9999 million Jessica Rabbits are not the same people, all of them are models. The Latino one, that we speak of here, is the one who made it the furthest with the name, but I guess she also saw how there were a billion other Jessica Rabbits, who could capitalize off of her success with the name, or trademark infringement stopped her (most likely), and then she moved to “Miss Rabbit”. I’m sure Melyssa (with that ghetto spelling of her name, who cares if we spelled it the proper way previously) didn’t want the name after she realized how many others used it. Trust me, there are way too many Jessica Rabbits, when they should just called themselves Foxy Love (from Drawn Together).