RIP BONEY ASSES, YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED THOUGH!!!
I was checking out a website called LOOKING FOR LATINAS and started to think about the ladies I had been with, in particular, the ones without nice asses. Today, I stand as a reformed ass-enthusiast! I am 100% PRO-Nice-Ass now, but back in the days, I didn’t really mind a flat pancake butt, or like one of those INVERTED NEGATIVE ASS’d chicks. You know, the kind of ass that when she stands straight up, the ass is concaved, not convexed! lol But this was the ass for me, just like this below, it was ALL I NEEDED! Anything more was considered ‘FAT’ and nasty back then:
I used to swear by these booties. Made your manhood look longer, made you feel like you were boning thin, top of of the line chicks, when you were in elementary school or HS (what? You weren’t fucking in ES too? lol Chicks with daddy issues start out early!!). Everything else was considered fat and disgusting!!! When you go to squeeze her ass, you have to dig INWARD, as if trying to scoop a cookie out of the cookie jar, if you wanted to cuff 3 fingers worth of her asscheeks! Most times, I could palm a WHOLE ASS with 1 hand (4 fingers), with every chick I dated. I felt POWERFUL! That shit was AWESOME to me, until THIS came along:
And I was forced to UPGRADE ass size… MAN I SWORE BY THIS KIND OF ASS! ALL GELATIN LIKE AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE ASS, FLAT AT THE TOP!! MMMMMMM MMM MM OOOOWEEEE THAT WAS ASS TO ME! LOL and in hindsight… uhm that wasn’t a nice ass at all, nor was it even the kind of ass of a chick I was trying to compete with my buddies with having. It was a HORRIBLE ASS!!! See, the fellas used to make fun of the fact that ladies I dated were flat in the back! So I thought I was doing something by upgrading. lol I wasn’t and my stroke game on this sized ass wasn’t up to par. I wasn’t hitting it right, it was TOO MUCH ASS, in my mind (I know, how GAY, right? I was young, sue me!), because I couldn’t dig that chick out like I really wanted, being so tuned to smaller bodies only, for so long. Still, I though THIS was the largest of asses that I’d EVER want to deal with, it was hard enough trying to last in doggy style with this chick, partly because I’d see the little bit of droopy ass flapping, and bust way too fast. lol But I was on to something there… but not before going back to completely flat asses and demonstrating my new piping techniques… and then becoming extremely BORED with chicks with tiny to no asses at all! It made me feel like I was really just jerking myself off because unlike my gelatin at the bottom, jiggly, bigger assed chick, NOTHING was entertaining me while I worked, with the tiny asses I used to love. :/ Fucking them really was JERKING OFF! LOOK AT THAT VIEW!?? WTF was I thinking?
Then I learned better dick control, and started growing more, and I realized that this sized chick was not enough, as I grew. I was poking cervix’ and wasn’t enjoying the boney so went back to the sloppy fruit at the bottom, gelatin asses. Sure it was flat like I used to like, but just a tad bit of jiggly ass fat at the bottom, but now it wasn’t enough. I was BORED when hitting them in doggystyle. It was like I was fucking a gloryhole (hole cut in a wall). I mean, I could feel BONE crushing my pelvis when breaking these chicks off. I started becoming disgusted with it, actually, especially as these particularly flat assed women were now starting to say “I need a man with a big cock.. cluck cluck cluck..”, now that I was fully able to provide that for them, THEY BORED ME! What do you get from boning a skinny chick and you’re well equipped? NOTHING! Looks boring and not entertaining enough and unless you want to look completely dominant over tiny/flat asses, it’s not your thing! As I started to age, it felt like I was boning some 13 year old chick or something, that’s when it seriously turned me off, for good. I started seeing the black and latina chicks popping up with crazy round asses, I had to UPGRADE 1 more time!!! lol It wasn’t ME controlling the size of booty that I loved anymore, it was HIM… EL PENE taking control and dicktating what he wanted, standing out in a crowd when no one was calling his name! lol He made me rap to something like this:
and it was a wrap. I knew the size I felt at my best, and my dick game is catered to a chick with thick thighs and an applebottom to ghetto booty ass (smaller version). No longer was I giving flat assed, boney chicks root-canals with EL PENE, I found a home amongst the thick, plumper, ghetto-booty crowd… and like Right Guard used to say, in the 90s, anything less, is uncivilized!