AssMatrix.com is just a non-profit organization, aimed at encouraging all kinds of booty to step forward, be identified, and help clarify what’s what, in regards to booty. We are the booty doctors who promote only natural methods of enhancing the look of the booty (no surgery), such as working out (body sculpting), proper eating and appreciation of the female body is supported. We fear the world impact, of going so fake in body parts and mental trickery, to make you horny, only to see the future let down, when you wake up back in reality. AssMatrix.com is about avoiding the psychological damages of being so fake, and expecting the results of fakeness, by regular humans. It will take its toll on you, eventually, and eventually, nothing real will ever be worth anything to you, anymore. You mind as well avoid all human contact, because natural HUMANS will no longer be ‘adequate’ enough, for your taste. We’re here to help man and woman avoid such a tragedy, which we seem to be headed towards, by the day.

What do we mean? Well, we do not support artificial enhancements by way of surgery or injection of chemicals, we’re about appreciation of the REAL FEMALE WITH REAL BODY! We appreciate the average, day to day female, who has that gift but might not know she has that gift. So we’re here to appreciate that and help her get to that point where she can be proud of what she’s working with, even though society tells her to go throw up, in order to look better for it. We’re not down with that.

We are also here for the dudes who either have no fucking clue about what a nice ass is, and because they’re so desperate for any poon they can find, they blindly classify any and every ass as HOT. They do this because they’re so starved for poon that they’re technically looking right past the booty. Other dudes just like massive amounts of fat deposits, no matter where they’re placed, and confuse that with booty. Most time, they think that fat thighs and wide hips equal booty, it doesn’t. Some guys are just so emasculated that they let the media tell them what’s hot and not, without putting their own philosophy to the test, to scrutinize the booty themselves. For instance, dudes who think Beyonce is bootilicious, WE’RE LOOKING AT YOU! You’re that type beat over the head by female bullshit propaganda that forced you to believe the hype since you didn’t have your own opinion, and now you blindly believe them.

In the end, we hope to get back the mentalities of the people who don’t deal in fakeness, as a means to get horny over a female’s body parts, and make others rich by their manipulation. Get horny off of our regular supply of women, who don’t have to do fake alterations to look good, they’re the ones who are most tangible, not these fake fantasy chicks. We want you to get excited about your everyday girl, before you lose touch with reality completely, and get sucked into a form of the “matrix”, where you’re a slave to the ideas shoved down your throats 24/7, to a point where you no longer even appreciate the average sale clerk chick with a nice ass, as Best Buy. We see a LOT of dudes overlooking this kind of chick, because he’s either gay (and then we’d understand your lack of response), or he’s so programmed to looking at fake ass and tits all day that this average chick is not UP TO PAR, in his mind- which to us, make you GAY. You, are at that point, officially a part of the machine, a part of the matrix, and you actively support the ideas that support a woman being fake with you, as an acceptable act to take you for all the money you have. At that point, you don’t care if a woman is REAL or FAKE, and if you’re that lost, you’re a buffoon for paying for balloon fakeness. Your girlfriend is most likely a blow-up doll, which you’ve named, and keep in a box under your bed. You need help, AssMatrix.com is your remedy! Read us carefully, and free yourselves.

LET’S HEAR FROM YOU, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE

Yeah, many people have things to say, negative or positive. Now is your chance to say something, but also upload some ass to the center, for public comment or for analysis by our booty labs. We will have a section where you submit us ass, and we can analyze it and tell you what it is by dissecting the photo you upload! Look for that and many more bootyFULL things to come from us, in the future. Most importantly, drop a word and lets us know what you feel- GOOD OR BAD!!! I can see the president of N.O.W. wishing to voice her opinions of how we don’t include enough SMALL BOOTY at ASSMATRIX.COM. I would like to assure her, we’re doing our best to incorporate smaller ass sizes, for ladies just like her- who love a ladies ass like we do! Hell, I’ll even let her get sloppy seconds on a chick I kick out my crib- I’ve got you, President of N.O.W.! lol

We have a lot of haters, and rightfully so. Since most of them are not smart enough to come up with their own booty concepts, they’re mad that we’ve done this for years! I’d be mad too if I were as unoriginal as them, that I’d copycat Assmatrix. We are here for discussion of the booty we like. We will occasionally entertain the people, but it’s is much like discussion of the things we see, and why we like what we like. It’s the age old argument of whether or not people are reading playboy for the articles or just looking at pictures. I’ll be honest though, looking at pictures and ass video for so long will bore you because it’s the same shit over and over. What’s NEXT for the booty loving crowd? Well for you asking what’s next, we need to ANALyze the booty out there and realize when people are pulling the wool over our eyes. This is about making ass appreciation legitimate, do you have what it takes to participate? Then here is where you voice your opinion, playboy!

To the haters who claim we’re racist: you’re fucking dumb, just fucking ignorant really. You’re calling our movement racist because we have live/lived in the shell of a standard of beauty that did not include or apply to people of color, yet we wish to make our own way. Why should we continue to promote images of what is beautiful that do not include people with our features? By doing this, we have promoted self hate from those in Jamaica to India, with skin bleaching creams, hair dyes, fake hair, colored contacts, etc and it has gotten us nothing but large scale identity crisis. So because we wish to do our own things and be beautiful by accepting our features and what WE like, it’s racist? Go pick up a dictionary one day, that is not racist, that more along the lines of separatist. In fact, to insist we stay in your shadow and kill ourselves to be in your images all our lives, is actually a racist idea. In fact, to voice our opinion about the old guard and old standard is not racist, it is telling you we won’t be forced to conform. You will accept more than a flat piece of ass as ’sexy’! The more you fight it, the more the PAWG (Phat Ass White Girls) come to US. They too are tired of your shadow and are come over to the more logical way of thinking. They also don’t want to have to throw up just to fit the mold. They don’t want to be called fat slobs for having a juicy ass and happen to have some of the other features you have. See, it has nothing to do with racism on our part, especially if YOUR WOMEN subscribe to our same philosophy. Remember that! So you call it racism when in reality you’re just mad that we’ve got your girl! LOL