The Doctors at Assmatrix.com will now see your first patient who has asked for us to analyze this body and tell them why -although hundreds of men want to bone the lady in this picture, and call her ‘THICK’- we have a problem with her/others calling her ‘THICK’. Why people call ‘big’ girls ‘thick’ (since they take offense to being called ‘FAT’- I hope you knew that), is another discussion we’ll point out soon, in a following blog (make them feel good about themselves so you can score sex on low hanging fruit -shameless fellas!). Anyway, here is the body being examined:

The first thing I mentioned was this chick was a bit on the heft side but was gorgeous as hell, regardless. Just because someone is not THICK, that doesn’t mean that person is not SEXY! Let’s get that straight… with that being said, not everyone showing you a bunch of skin is sexy either… nor is every chick who is a BBW with huge breasts a ‘THICK WOMAN‘. First, please read up on what makes you THICK vs PLUMPER, that will help you gain understanding as to why this is NOT a thick woman. She’s a big girl, yes, but big does not mean THICK, but she’s definitely NOT ROSIE O’DONNEL’s body either! She’s a plumper, someone who must have had a banging body, or much smaller body, even might have been thick, once upon a time, but now is pudgy in areas that were once well rounded/defined. As muscle that made her THICK, is now gone and dissolved into fat, technically/logically, you can’t call that ‘THICK’ anymore! Now it’s just soft, comfortable pudge that when you see it in jeans, it LOOKS like it’s thick meat that doesn’t wiggle around with every step taken. Trust me, you see this body moving you’ll see how it’s not THICK, photos play tricks on our eyes. Still plumper chicks can be very hot too, don’t sleep! So let’s dissect why this woman in the picture is NOT THICK, but a plumper instead:

Analyze this:

Distractions:
We start with the obvious distraction, HER HUGE BREAST, AND CUTE FACE- you can’t see but I’ve other photos of her face, she’s cute. Also, she’s showing SKIN, lots of it because she’s a big girl, however she won’t show you anything in that midsection! She’s hiding it in a huge WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!! lol Shit looks like a weight lifting belt! It’s another way to get you not to think of her huge midsection as disgusting, rather you’ll say it’s quite fashionable- the metrosexual you are. lol Most are distracted with top-heaviness, but big tits have NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING THICK!! Get that into your skull. Notice the midsection. To be a thick woman, a real thick woman, there needs to be a clear distinction between where the waist/hips start and where the ass begins, then following, where the ass separates from the thighs. This midsection is just a big GUT! There is no taper that defines a sexily shaped woman! Do you see any hips? None to be found! Also, look at the butt, where does it begin? See where it connects to saggy meat under the leg? See the legs, where is the definition at? It’s all just 1 big pudge mound of a body, that happens to have big tits. NOT THICK! What would it look like if it were thick? hmmm let’s try to imagine:

BEFORE

AFTER (BYAAAMMMM!!!)

BIG DIFFERENCE!!! Now tell me you won’t stop avoiding being seen with her, in public, or around your boys now!!! Tell me you wouldn’t take her on dates where you go to eat at places other than the food-court at your local mall! Upgrade her to a Scottish restaurant- MCDONALDS and let her supersize, boy! See there we cut the fat off of the places that were keeping her from having form, by working miracles on her midsection and legs. The point that is proved here is that MIDSECTIONS COUNT FOR EVERYTHING when calling someone THICK. It only looks thick in jeans because it’s really big like the original picture but compacted and restricted in jeans. If her meat were at tight as it looks in jeans, you’d say it’s thick. This one’s officially a plumper, but a plumper that is going to get some good pene regardless!!!