Ass 101: pack up the kids!

This is from our TEACH THE KIDS SECTION

We, at Assmatrix.com, like to educate people on what’s going on in the world of ass. “It is our duty to examine the booty”! We provide ass education, or Ass-education, because many are lost today. Here is an example of knowledge transfer that we simply do not approve of… let’s watch a short clip, you tell ME what’s wrong here. lol


ok what about this one… get the kids in training for the next generation of Ass Enthusiasts… you WILL be partial to this video lol

OH yeah… the fun doesn’t stop… :( the shaking your ass for the kids to see how hoes behave, and to train those babies, transcends cultural barriers… te gustan los videos con pompi y niños juntos? SICKO lol Well here is more on what is not cool, Ma! Stop shaking your fucking asses in videos with kids the video too! Trust they will be doing the same shit soon! Uh we’re lost as a people… and as hot as it is, where they are, wtf do they have PLASTIC ON THE SOFA???? Your ass crack will be drenched from 1 minute of sitting on that sofa. lol


or what about the little kids being taught how to dance to Dancehall… but the kid is learning a version that is uhmm a little unorthodoxed on an older woman. lol ooooh please save the children!


PLEASE, LADIES, PACK UP THE GODDAMN BABY CARRIAGES BEFORE DOING VIDEOS! NOTHING KILLS MY GODDAMN BONER LIKE YOUR KIDS RUNNING AROUND IN THE VIDEO. I CAN DEAL WITH THE FUCKING ASBESTOS ON THE WALLS, KNOCKED OUT WINDOWS, DOODIE IN YOUR TOILET AND OVERALL MESSY HOUSES IN YOUR VIDEOS, BUT NO CHILDREN!

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