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IS THE HATRED OF WHOOTIES REASONABLE? WHAT ARE PEOPLE SO UP IN ARMS ABOUT?

oooh… that THIS is what everyone is doing standing ovations for, ignoring the black women for- got it… but is your hate about her race?


Previously, we covered what this concept of the Whooty in WHOOTY MANIA, and honestly, we believe it’s a dumb idea, because it leads itself to misinterpretation of what is a good booty and what is not, along the lines of RACE.  If you read out piece about how you can’t even tell the difference anymore, then you’d know that we need to leave race OUT of it, and get back to forms of ALL WOMEN we like to look at.  People responded about how they were completely fooled when they got to the part where we blacked-out the body and asked them to judge if the woman was black or white.  Most were amazed to find out that they associated fatter women with being black and skinnier, flatter with being white, or that they judged the women based on things they found in the room or what they were wearing.  That race should be LEFT OUT of the argument about what makes a good ass or not, complexion has zero to do with the booty’s size, shape, or form development.  So putting emphasis on this Whooty idea, is stupid since PAWG addresses a white chick with big butt (whether hot or not is always debatable), but the new definition of Whooty ONLY is about White chicks with subpar asses, with mainly no shape.  Still, do we need race to factor in judgement of a booty? No! We want to see more ass, from a variety of sources, so why discriminate on the basis of race?  It’s a dumb argument, and it lends itself to people getting their feelings hurt, because they feel that someone is encroaching on their domain, the domain of big booty and fat thighs, mostly. Most people couldn’t give a damn about a hot but slimmer, normal bodied white woman, with booty, for some really really strange reason. That is not the body that sets the men all horny or the hater black chicks on fire, so wtf gives? Sure, we pointed out that based on race (due to genetics), people have a tendency to have booties shapes a certain way, but that’s racial in that it is not discriminating on the basis of race, it’s an observational thing. But what we do here, is cite how many women, of any race, can have the types of booty we talk about, and the more the merrier.  We are focused on forgetting the stereotypes, and committed to dealing with what is real, what’s in front of us, and judging by the shapes and sizes of booty, not the COLOR of BOOTY. It seems that no one else is thinking this way, and it’s racial to a point where it’s pretty RACIST out there, if you check the other people talking about booty!

It used used to be that many women of color, were not taken aback by women who were NOT legitimate Whooties, whom don’t necessarily have nice asses, at all shapes and sizes. Now, it seems they are quickly offended by legitimate and non-legitimate Whooties (by our standard).  They feel like BOOTY belongs to black people, but since everyone can have a booty, they have to know that booty appreciation does not pertain to the Black race only, many people love booty of all sizes and shapes. But all sorts of mixed emotions come, from all sides, about other races, and ethnicities, of women whom happen to have thick/fat bodies and big, round booties, whether real or perceived. especially.  We, here at AssMatrix.com, sit back and laugh at the arguments in forums, in social media sites, because the hatred comes from mostly black women, of Whooties, some is legitimate, some is NOT!  So let’s get to it.  Again, what is a whooty? It’s supposed to be a white girl with a booty?  Well white girls with wack booties think they’re Whooties just like black chicks who think they have Apple Bottoms and thickness are just fat with droopy ass.  The game is messed up and all sorts of fuckery is going on here.  We understand that  booty, today, is subjective, but unfortunately, the majority think that THESE 3 below are the true Whooties (pics they sent claiming were whooties):

Are those Whooties? Then what are these below then?

the top 3 are NOT AT ALL the same as the bottom 3. If you don’t see a difference, then you’re part of the problem.

Over the years, a great MANY of our fans and family asked us to address the WHOOTY topic. 9 times out of 10, interestingly enough, people ask us to speak about the same specific woman, they see on the internet, and is NET-FAMOUS for “having a black woman’s butt” (we’ll touch this lady, in a minute). A black woman’s butt? Interesting. Well you know what happened to the BLACK WOMAN’S BUTT since the turn of the millennium, right? THIS HAPPENED! So now, when we hear someone saying another race has a black woman’s butt, today, that mostly means a large and un-kept, sloppy mound of gelatin-like meat pile, for an ass. It means an ass that you mistake for her huge amount of leg fat, rather than the tight, perky, perfect Apple Bottoms that black women used to sport, up until the end of the 90s. So when people ask us to address the topic of Whooty, it’s funny that almost EVERYONE ONE OF THEM point to this one girl, and we just go “is this REALLY what this whole craze is over?”  First, let’s talk about the legitimate hate coming at these so-called whooties, and we say it’s legitimate because we echo the sentiments of some of these haters, somewhat.

Legitimate haterism: When booty appreciation brings out your inner RACIST

This legitimate hate is not really aimed at white women, or latinas, in general, it’s hate aimed at the idiot black guys who keep touting one of the other races, ethnicities, over black women, as the hottest women out there. It hurts to be counted OUT when it comes to hotness, but to go a step further and claim that these other women have the best asses, is a completely different attack.  It’s meant to annoy black women, really, initially, anyway, to make them think there is great competition, from non-blacks, and to make them feel marginalized, as there is “a new Queen in town, in the Booty Appreciation market”. Some mistake what we say, as that, but we don’t promote one race or group over the other, what we do is tell those who think they own the booty domain, just because they’re BLACK, that the do NOT, and that new competition is here, and actively working on their booties. We say, don’t sleep, and stop coming at US complaining about how every white woman is faking her ass size, when YOU are doing the same thing you are claiming other women are doing. We do reality checks, these other dudes are trying to use non-black women, and non-black features, AS A WEAPON AGAINST BLACK WOMEN. We initially did not agree with this claim, by black women, but it became clear that they were right, as many black guys said things to us, and we saw quickly that these black dudes are striking out at black women, a majority of the time.  So the legitimate hate is not really intended for women, of other races, it’s for dumb ass black guys trying to use racial features of non-black women as weapons against black women.  That’s wrong, especially when the tempo (at least in the USA), is just making these puppets play into a more widespread attempt to ‘water down’ black chicks out there, which previously, we didn’t all agree with, but hell if that’s not extremely evident to all of us here.  That shit spills over into the heads of blacks, and makes them hate themselves, and seek out others, just like the TREND is, and all we see is “the whooty that can completely replace black women” type bullshit chatter.   As it relates to booty, dudes are confusing the appreciation for white features, with BOOTY APPRECIATION, which has no color.  That’s the problem, they’re praising non-black womens’ asses, who have no nice ass to be praised! lol  That is where the legitimate hate comes in, because these guys are falling out over really sloppy shit, like it’s the best ever, but saying that sloppy shit, or even regular/subpar ass, is the replacement for black women.  Sick!  Most times, these guys are promoting these particular subpar-assed, non-black women as WHOOTIES, and Thick white chicks, but instead of putting forward examples of real whooties and thick white girls, for us all to see and marvel at, they mostly do shit like THIS:

they try to make the white women who looked good they way they were, into visions they like about some black women.  But they’ll photoshop it then tout it as the best shit around.  If you had to make the thickness with a computer, that’s not a legitimate threat!

When real thickness can’t be found, it is CREATED WITH PHOTOSHOP. Unfortunately, many are fooled by better photoshop attempts, but they essentially do the same, they fatten the saddlebags and try to round out the booty. The bent doorway highlights the photoshop attempt to expend the legs and booty. While this is a shitty attempt, it is used to highlight the areas these idiots are wishing they saw on more euro featured women. But to photoshop and then put this up as a reason to dump all black women?  Only a psycho could do that, but a great great great many black dudes do, because he obviously hates black women!  That is what starts the hate, but again, it’s not for the women featured, it’s for the black idiot putting this up as the hottest women out there.  If they are so hot, why alter the picture to fatten them up in legs and butt? Because they want the stereotypical black and latin features, on these women. That is annoying, and we agree with the hate for idiots who are doing this.  Then they end up creating this racial comparison of “WHOOTY VS BOOTY” as if to say BOOTY is a black thing, and Whooty is a white thing. So now they’ve redefined BOOTY, great! Fucking dumb!  The minute that happened, people separated booty by race, which is breeding ground for dumb, racist idiot mentality! That is reason for legitimate hate, again, at the assholes who propagate the hate, by making this racial but without a meaningful point to highlighting something racial about it.  In the Whooty vs Booty, what exactly is the difference between the women if you put forth the same types of booties in both (most are average or subpar in both categories when they do this)?  The only differences we see, in their comparisons, is SKIN COLOR, and the fact that the Black booty MUST be 100% perfect, to be acceptable, while the white booty can be like 40% ‘OK-looking’ to be put on a pedestal.   Then they want you to accept the subpar white ass put forth as “it’s ok because she’s white”. You can’t go putting ASS-HANDICAPS out for white girls, because by very definitions that’s racist, because you’re giving special treatment on the basis of race. lol  That’s the problem, a nice ass, at whatever size and shape you like, should be celebrated, but what we see is skin tone and euro features being celebrated in most of these comparisons that are supposed to be about booty!  That’s where the anger comes in for many spectators. So people wonder why the most eye catching ass doesn’t get as much love as the one that is not as eye catching? If we went pound for pound, or ROUND FOR ROUND as we like to call it, ass shape to ass shape, why does not the best ass win attention?  It should be all judged by equal criteria.  A few postings ago, we caused some static over a side by side pic we did about white girls catching up to black women, in girth of their asses. You can read that here.   So the pics caused beef with one writer because most people said the white skinned woman was better than the darker one.  Which pic was it?  The one immediately below. What you see in the picture (immediately below), is what you are supposed to do, visually in your head, when doing fair comparisons…

proper comparison

… because the bodies and booties are similar!   While both are subpar, the white girl is all shined up with oil, but with many more DENTS all over the place, so we were shocked everyone went with her so quickly, but they did.  So proper comparison is NOT happening, when they get racial, which is why people are pissed, that and, still, the white one wins out when you ask who is better, for some odd reason- and we asked, 8 out of 10 say the white woman (doll test).  Here is the other bad thing happening, when it gets too racial…

They’re saying this right here (3538 likes)… is ‘average and we’re bored of seeing it because many black women look like that...’

They say THIS is average??? THIS IS NOT AVERAGE! There isn’t much booty out there looking like this, shut the fuck…

Black guys are bitching that they’re tired of seeing hot black women, so they look elsewhere. lol  So what do these guys say they moved on to, and are scouring the net for, and was also put up as a comparison to the black woman pic immediately above?  This right here below (14,347 likes)..

See, here, it’s comparing apples to oranges. This is not the equivalent to the former, in any way possible, yet beats out the former, EVERY DAY! That’s the comparisons happening. Still had more likes. Amazing!


THE OTHER WHITE MEAT: When you can’t find real, or ‘acceptable’ thick, white women, claim LATINAS as whites..

What happened, above, was the black booty, very gorgeous as it is, only received the likes from people who like that specific kind of booty, but the white bodied woman, no matter how she looks,  was always the mass-crowd favorite. You can’t even tell where anything on her ends and her butt begins, but it doesn’t seem to matter, when these guys do comparisons.  Dudes see that white skinned picture and go ape-shit, yet they would NOT like to look at her black equivalent in size or pose. TheY tend to call the black equivalent ‘ugly’, but LOVE the white equivalent of these fat black women, and THAT’S another thing that’s causing people to write racial insults at the white girls in the pics, in social media.  This has been going on so long that now, many black dudes are poisoned, or just THIRSTY to see any white skin!  So now, there are many sites dedicated to this racial divide, calling black women ugly, and trying to put up as many pictures of white women with bigger bodies, as possible, but trying hard to rival the good looking black woman, however a great majority of them are NOT WHITE WOMEN, in their postings, they are LATINAS!!!  That is not WHITE, no matter how much a fair skinned Latina would like to think she is white (like all of Latin America thinks), they are not REAL white Anglo-Saxons, but these racists are claiming latinas as white women, and are not even trying to call the LATINAS! LATIN SPICE IS NOT A WHITE PERSON! lol But a majority of these racist booty sites incorrectly label Latinas as white women. Karina Lopez is not a white person. And anyone who is bi-racial, mixed black with white or latina, they automatically make her a white to poster. lol Because they can’t find enough PURE white girls with booty that they find acceptable, where you don’t find the photoshop, the bail-out is to find a Latina or mixed woman then put her up as a Whooty. lol That’s annoying, especially to Latinos, when this happens.  If you’re going to do the racial thing, properly segregate, assholes. lol   So making the booty scene racist, is not helping out black women, because blacks always get the worst of all type of anger, and brings out the anger in people you normally wouldn’t even know hated them.  So there is legitimate hate, for the racism that is brewing lately, along booty lines, because it’s fucking up the game, as many black guys turn on black chicks, playing into the hate by talking dumb racist shit towards their own kind.  That’s who’s running half of those racist sites, or are the frequenters, look at their avatars, they’re black guys!  The problem with this is that we’ve ended up with black, latin, and white guys are all on the same side of this argument, favoring fair skinned women over blacks just because of skin color and not booty/body, by a majority now. Even the black equivalent of the white skinned women they’re favoring, will NEVER make it to a posting, on these sites. That’s what’s destroying Booty Appreciation, as we speak. And then they go and photoshop the white women to be fuller figured too, and will NOT place a darker skinned woman on their sites.  That kind of booty appreciation is worth shit, to us.

We’re not the only ones who noticed this shit!!! Peep this dude break down the logic like a true CHAMP!!!

Great job!!!

Most times, guys are looking at common tricks of cameras, photoshop and flat asses, then saying “Oh that’s the hottest ass out there, that’s better than black booty”- when it’s FLAT or just FAT white chicks.  That’s not to say these women aren’t good looking, but black guys have a warped sense of what’s hot, when it comes to other races.  That’s what’s flooding of whooty postings, warped male minds manipulating images, and being manipulated by images, to enforce a larger mind-control weakness they have, caused by society previously. They’re just projecting their mental issues on booty.  That’s why Whooty is all fucked up today.  Pictures of women bending over, stretching whatever little to no ass they have, until it’s a completely FLAT look, and it’s clear that ass is flat, it’s still called a WHOOTY, or blubber all over the place, still a Whooty… but these guys and pasting this stuff in black forums, as the end of all black women, and it enrages black women, on purpose. So other black guys start thinking that a flat or fat assed white girl, is an immediate upgrade to any black woman. lol  The poisoning begins, and they start belittling black women quickly, and it then pops up in rap songs, then next think you know, all dumbasses have turned their backs on hot black women, because of Whooty propaganda.   These guys now seek to pretend a new Whooty exists, who is thick, and with all the black features they want in black women, but on fair skin.  But too much imagination is getting the best of these guys, and they’re not falling back to logic of just analyzing the booty’s shape and size, to qualify what’s a nice ass.  So these guys are constantly heard talking about abandoning black women for the new Whooties. We personally don’t give a shit, if they abandon black women with nice asses, because that’s more for us to have, but still.. it’s the principal.  Most say “oh well we’re tired of seeing it on black women, so now we look for it elsewhere”, but it’s like getting money, are you every really tired of getting money from 1 employer if they are paying the better, or the same as another employer?  No!  Money is money, and if you like it, you like ALL MONEY, but who gets all hyped up for a job that is paying you in peanuts!   That’s what we liken some of the choices these guys are making, jumping ship to get paid in peanuts, but again, the point is made, IF YOU WEREN’T GETTING PAID IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND YOUR ASS IS BROKE (not getting any ass from even black women), GETTING PAID IN PEANUTS FEELS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING GOLD!!! If you do what we consider a DOWNGRADE in booty, you need to admit you’re not even focusing on the booty of these white women, you just love white women and hide it while pretending they’re Whooties. It’s ok to like white women, just stop calling all of them whooties, because THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING TO MUCH NOW!!!

WHOOTY ASS BATTLE??? WTF THOSE ARE NOT WHOOTIES!!!


What’s WHOOTY about anything in here?  This was in a forum about how whooties are all thick now. Where is a Whooty here? Where is the thickness? This picture doesn’t invite racism, but black women responded with scathing racial comments, because “thick” was believed to belong to them, not because neither of these two women are thick.

So that led to a posting later of this as a Whooty that is thickWell that got a lot of guys agreeing that it was a Whooty, but you can’t see the true booty, if you’re not a true analyzer of booty.  She’s likely thick, or just plump (judging arms and legs), but having to bend over to try to create a round butt is not the mark of a nice butt, and only 1 cheek looks like it has fullness. That’s a camera trick. It’s still oddly shaped when fat is stretched, due to hips pulling back leg out wide, yet this is considered a WHOOTY. This is the “weird lumps or odd angled bulges on the backside and wide hips” definition of a Whooty. INCONCLUSIVE!!!  But the dudes went on about how nice that ass was. Can you really see how nice it is?

or what about this oneThis one had a lot of “BECKY….” (suggesting her white-ness) stupid, racial comments, by black women, attached to it. Is was in another Whooty forum, so is it a Whooty or not? That ass crack is very weak, you see asshole immediately when it parts, so that means there isn’t much booty meat, and it’s very low on the body, so it’s a Pig Tail booty, without a lot of meat. That means everything else is just leg and hip fat! That’s not a big butt!  All the dudes said it was a Whooty. Did this picture deserve 12 pages of 50 posts each? NOPE!  So what’s the big deal about this booty? Because her snatch and butthole are exposed by only bending that’s the attraction here, not her actual butt.  Ass that doesn’t deserve praise, is getting tremendous praise, in this case because of the revealing pose. That’s the other gripe people have with Whooty business, trick angles. What happens when you can clearly see there is no real ass, but can you tell the difference

beautiful women, but not Whooties. They’re showing skin, true, pretty features, true, but White girl with ASS? No way.  Ok what if a white girl can mass a collection of fat in the booty area, is that whooty?

Still not a Whooty. Having a loose collection of butt fat is not grounds to call someone a Whooty. This meat, in twisted in special angles, could trick you into thinking she had an ass, but here, it’s clear it’s not a wooty, yet again, in many forums, its a Whooty to the masses.

And that’s just the problem, anything big, white and sloppy is the top shit everywhere you look. It’s just stupid. So we agree, we don’t see the fuss over shit like a big, loose, watery assed woman, no matter the race.That ass is big, long and without real shape yet it’s the hottest shit on the market. BOOOOOOOOOOO!

but what happens when it’s big, and it has a little form to it…?

…what happens when you see bodies like THIS show up?Do you immediately dismiss it as a fluke, a fake, a carnival side show? Yes you do, and you know why, because you’re not seeing much of it like this, from whites women, and you’re the hater now!

continue to the final part of this series:  WHOOTY MANIA (PART 3):  The curious case of Mal Malloy

WHOOTY-MANIA:  Mentally analyzing the Mentally, Racially Challenged, with regards to Booty Appreciation

Some of you guys are really pathetic, today.  You’re trying to FORCE your WHOOTY propaganda, to make it like some GRAND racial alternative to black chicks and Latinas who have mediocre ass (or just skin complexion you don’t like), but you’re so scatter-brained in your criteria for Whooty, that you don’t even know what you’re looking at, when you’re rating it.  We see through your propaganda, and all you’re really trying to do is a pathetic game of SWITCH-A-ROO with white chicks for black chicks with darker complexions, and you’re FAILING!  You’re failing because your selections for Whooty only highlight weakness in your thinking, and in your game with women, in general, because you don’t rate fair skinned women equally with their darker skinned counterparts, by common criteria of booty.  What you’re mostly presenting as hot Whooties, is by far sub-par in ass shape, sizes, contours, etc, and before you try to promote one ass over the other, along the lines of race (which is a pathetic move), you need to produce BETTER competition and material, per capita.So today, we examine this whooty nonsense, and each pic we use is from somewhere someone is rambling about how hot Whooties are, so we just use the pics they’re salivating over.  Do a google search for Whooty, and you’ll see exactly what we’re saying, subpar ass, women with wide/long backsides but little booty meat, women with fat to larger thighs, but the majority are PHOTOSHOPPED pictures, to make these women seem fuller.  The greater of all these categories, are sub par asses that too many are praising like the great White Hope, really.  That’s the problem, searching for the great white hope, many have been chasing the Great White Whales too, all ignoring the definition of Whooty, in the first place, White girls with Booty. So let’s key in on the key word, “BOOTY”, and keep your mind on the “BOOTIES” of each woman being praised for being a whooty, an see if YOU see something worth praising.  In most cases, you’ll see, Whooty means “white skinned woman willing to show her backside, no matter what it looks like”.

Notice the BOOTY’s shape. Long, flat, and the bulge comes way UNDER the body. THIS IS A WHOOTY FAIL!!!!!!!!!! Read on…

What is YOUR definition of a WHOOTY? We’ll tell you what most people’s definitions of Whooties are… they’re this image right here:

“OK” as was originally, but someone HAD to PHOTOSHOP it bigger, to call it a WHOOTY…

She’s in the “LOOK, I have no space between my legs” ghetto pose that so many swear is sexy, then the class side shot of the booty is DOCTORED.. lol This set of photos have been doctored 100 time by so many people, we’ve seen many verions of them, and can tell you they’re doctored to hell! The legs are made to look like the stereotypical Black Woman’s Body with thick legs, slim waist, and bubble butt. These are cleaned up and conveniently missing is the BACKSHOT picture from the trio set. So here is the typical work put forward, by people pushing the Whooty movement, they HIDE what doesn’t support the endeavor, and manipulate images 24/7 to attempt to make the bodies comparable to real THICK Black and Latinas. Let’s check the original.

version1Could it be real, sure it could. Is it? Debatable. Could be just version 1 of this photoshop only did the middle shot which is why it’s the one NOT CUT OFF!  Then the pic is made to look ‘old’ but look at all other versions, very cleaned up and sharp! So likely someone photoshopped it and tried to make it look ‘ORIGINAL’ with the old look. lol Version 2 is the previous picture where what they could photoshop was the left and middle picture, and since couldn’t make the right side (backshot) look good, they cut it completely! lol  That backshot discredits ALL other shots, and they can’t straighten her ass creases so they don’t like the report that back shot. LOL So why did they cut out the backshot? Also, see the new THICK THIGHS? lol  But they took something believable, and made it unbelievable. SICKNESS OF THE BRAIN.

But they have learned to make fake ass cracks now, in search of the great Elite Ghetto Booty. When done in non-USA Americas, the creators are trying to seek the Caribbean Latina body, or Black-Indian Brazilian mixed (wide hips, slim top with booty meat) body.  So now, they have something for that backshot, they create an Ass Smile with a high ass crack like so

That is a favorite technique of Latinos/Hispanics wishing women with white skin had nice asses.

Then these posters go “Oh I know what will convince them.  White girls who play sports have Venus/Serena Williams booties! They’re on a team, that ass HAS to be real.. Let me photoshop that and post it up as THICK WHOOTIES PLAY SPORTS


it’s just a dream come true, all this bubble white booty you’ve never in history seen before! There is just so MUCH of it suddenly! It’s REAL!

…and … it’s all just bullshit you people are making up in your minds,  and in your computers! You can’t find it in real life so you create it! And this photoshop madness wouldn’t be happening if you really had the so many REAL Whooties out there.

But what real Whooty that does exist, she can’t get any shine from the masses?? What DOES exist, in REALITY, without PHOTOSHOP, is this here


and unfortunately, most dummies don’t see any of that as beautiful ass, and a legitimate WHOOTY because it’s not wide, flat, fat and huge all together.  Those asses right above are SWEET!!!! The game is all twisted up, people!  THESE booties are not considered Whooties, by most people, and that’s a MAJOR PROBLEM WITH BOOTY APPRECIATION right now! Give it a week, they’ll photoshop these to be bigger too, then it can be called a Whooty by the masses. lol

Every time you see some posting about Whooty this and Whooty that, you are just likely to be disappointed, if you click on it, but know what is real booty, and what is propaganda-hype aimed at trying to get you to stare blindly at large amounts of exposed, white skin and imagine (with the creator of that whooty post) that what they’re trying to fool you with, is actually real, and a good alternative to looking at booty on darker skinned women.   You click on the shit and you want to believe that you’re going to see some TOP SHELF booty that is the best of the categories of Apple Bottom, Tear Drop and even Elite Ghetto Booty, but it’s like walking by an Asian chick with nice, tight, thick legs, you KNOW you’re going to be disappointed in once you get  glimpse of the booty.  :(   Why else make a big stink like “OH SHIT THE WHOOTY FORUM” or “HOTTEST WHOOTIES” and then disappoint with commoner ass? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  That’s what most of us feel, each time we see WHOOTY photos that people put up today, or send to us to analyze.  Shit is wack.  People come at us like we are racist or something, if we’re not impressed, but the truth is simply that most people are a little over-zealous about the white booty they’re posting and calling the best booty ever, or “booty that makes you dump black women all together”, and the sort.  That is the racist part, it’s not ours, it’s theirs. The fact of the matter is that booty appreciation shouldn’t have anything to do with race, and as we promote HERE, it’s a game of SHAPE, BUILD, FORM, as well as SIZE.  If you stick to this criteria, you don’t need to factor race into it, but unfortunately, by nature, WHOOTY is racial, and it’s also overhyped due to black guys being a little too racial sensitive in their dick areas! This racial sensitivity leads black guy to photoshop any picture of a white woman showing her backside, that he can find, because they can’t find something comparable to the stereotypical black women with booty.  Those pics up top, were taken from various black guys’ forums and shared photos, and you simply have to wonder why are so many of these pictures of white women, with photoshop-doctored-huge ghetto booties so popular, suddenly, yet you NEVER see them EVER in the streets, TV, etc?  And why is that ever time you hear about WHOOTIES, every time you see pictures of a thick white woman in some forum, it’s ALWAYS, CRYSTAL BOTTOMS? from like 20 years ago?  O_o LMAO!

You can’t take anything away from her though, she IS 100% a Whooty with a huge ghetto booty ass that never needed photoshop. Whether or not you like the size, or the cellulite, she has a good Ghetto Booty, a great collection of fat, making her a true Whooty. But that’s the Ghetto Booty kind, and unfortunately, savages don’t realize that’s not the ONLY kind of good booty that exists. You can be Whooty with a smaller size- they never learn, they do the same with Blacks and Latinas.

You mean to tell me you can’t find RECENT, and MORE white women who have bodies with collections of fat that bunches up in the lower portions of the body? SERIOUSLY??? This is the world wide web, and girls are not all preppy and innocent, anymore. They’re out there showing ass, but the people who are about the new-wave Whooty mania, are dead-set on finding white women who can combat the image of the stereotypical black body ONLY.  The problem is they’re coming up dry in their searches to find many to steal some of the thunder away from true thick, black women (and trust us, even today’s blacks and latinas can’t carry the weight here either).  So they go overboard with this Whooty nonsense because they’re committed to their cause, and because they come up dry so much, they then try to turn ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING with pale skin, into this ever-elusive Whooty, and rebrand the term completely.  Why?  …because the true THICK version of a white girl, doesn’t really exist, by and large, or we would have SEEN more by now.  As we said before, you don’t even see that from many blacks or latinas either, anymore, so do go expecting white girls to suddenly pop up with the desired bodies. lol  These men are severely disillusioned, and instead, all we see are unicorn dreams being chased by desperate men who try to use photoshop to warp skinnier, white-skinned women, with flat or smaller booties, into the vision of what they see on black women they wished they could be with.  Well if they want the body so much, why don’t they just go post pics of  BLACK women with the real bodies they obviously like? It does say a lot about what many guys want, which is to say they WANT A STEREOTYPICALLY BLACK BODY, ON A WHITE FEATURED WOMAN!  Gotcha! lol It’s pretty clear, at this point, that this is what you want.  Well you’re not going to get it, any time soon, not naturally, so you’ll just have to keep photoshopping every picture you have, to make it look like a thick woman with ass… or you can go the other route everyone is going.  If you can’t MAKE her digitally, you can always hypnotize yourself into thinking a sloppy, fat one, is the real thing… right?  Many do with with blacks and latinas, so now they’re doing it with white women.  Oh yeah, they just make up some shit that any white girl willing to show her butt, as long as it’s SPACIOUS (can be flat, wide, long, huge and sloppy all together), and dumpy, it’s a WHOOTY. lol  That’s mostly what’s behind this the modern day version of what a  WHOOTY is.  A nice, smaller and tight ass, on a white girl, doesn’t maker her a whooty, apparently. Well the whole whooty thing is based on the stereotype that all white women have completely flat asses. So anything NOT completely flat, would technically make her a whooty then, right? WRONG, … I mean CORRECT…  man… we just don’t know! lol These people can’t keep their story straight, as to what’s really a whooty! Observe

Which one of these is really a WHOOTY? Obviously, the world is fucking confused! lol

Here is the “WHOOTY” that RayJ was boning and everyone made a huge stank over..

Again, WTF is a whooty? White girl with a booty, but most don’t know what having a nice booty even means,…  so what? it’s anything fat with big legs, wide midsection, showing skin and/or with white skin? And does that mean that naturally, all black and latinas have nice booties, and therefore there is no need for terms for them like a “Blooty” (black woman with booty) or “Looty” (Latina with booty)? Doesn’t that sound kind of stupid and a bit pretentious?  We surely need these terms because if you think all blacks and latinas have nice asses, you’re just as disillusioned!!! You know AssMatrix.com, we point out that minorities mostly do NOT have nice asses, not anymore anyway, despite what urban legends might tell you.  So if there isn’t any Blooty or Looty term, we don’t need a Whooty term either! Pawg is a better term, because it’s a phat assed white girl, because PHAT could mean anything big, which is really what most are calling Whooties anyway, white women with a lot of fat on their backsides, who aren’t skinny anymore.  So why can’t we see whooty as just women who can also have nice booties, considering that nice booties are rare on most women today, no matter the race?  Why can’t we just love all women of a size we like, or shape of the body we like, without going down the racial rabbit hole? Why get all super horny over this Whooty term, unnecessarily? People want to imagine having white women, with stereotypical black asses so much,  that anything without real booty form, just showing lots of white skin, with a large backside of meat, is a whooty.   Unfortunately, this is now making Whooty like it’s better than even truly THICK black women, or even the new-age Thick (fat and wide) black women.  Does Whooty mean a white girl with a flat top of the ass (who has the same ass shape when she was skinny) and a Pig Tail, dumpy finish?  That’s what most whooties are (if you listen to the net), skinny women who got fat in the legs, hips and fat under the ass, but the ass did not scale well, and mostly it doesn’t on these bodies.  Seems like someone’s getting a little bit ahead of themselves, with this WHOOTY bullshit…

False advertising, at its best! THAT AIN’T SHIT WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT! This is the Whooty standard?? This is just the “white women showing their backsides, not matter what the backside looks like” definition of Whooty. Yall need re-education! lol

DENIAL OF YOUR LOVE FOR FAT, PALE SKIN!

Just show any skin, in the leg and ass region, and you are an instant WHOOTY

This was sent by a fan who wanted clarity on whether or not his girl was a Whooty. He said she was, what do you think? She is showing skin in the lower region, but what makes her a Whooty? This is the “I’m willing to show skin in the lower regions, no matter what it looks like” version of today’s version of Whooty. She is NOT a Whooty, sorry friend! You like her other features like hair, eyes, etc, but also you like that she’s a plumper. Being a plumper doesn’t make her a Whooty.

Let’s step back for a minute, and ask again, what is a whooty? Urban Dictionary defines Whooty as: “A white girl with a booty“, but on that page, the first example of the definition cites that Jaime Koeppe, is a Whooty. We fully agree with that example of a Whooty, Jaime Koeppe is an excellent example of a Whooty. However, herein lies the problem, there are NOT a lot of White women with asses that look like Jaime’s ass. Jaime WORKS on her ass, to get it that tight, it’s not a huge jiggly ass, and it’s funny but no one is saying that Jaime has a black woman’s ass See no one refers to white women who work out to get a big and nicely, toned ass, as having a “black ass”, but they almost ALWAYS say that some fat white girl, who has a large mass of meat on her backside (whether it’s hot or not), has a black woman’s ass. This is because, like we said previously, the stereotype of black booty has degraded to a form of slop, and now Whooty is pegged to that sloppy standard, of a standard-issue ghetto booty, really. That means anything out there, no matter how well shaped it is, or not, it’s always going to be seen as WHOOTY material, if she’s overweight and white, which is automatically better than her equivalent, in other races, if you ask a lot of these younger ethnic males today.  You’ve read our post about White and Black booty coming out looking the same today, regardless of race, it’s because everyone is getting so blubbery, including white girls, who are traditionally skinny.  Well if that’s the case, who is setting the standard for what is a this new definition of Whooty? Shouldn’t a Whooty be a thinner white girl with a nice Apple Bottom ass?  Why does it need to be a huge Ghetto Booty sized ass, or a really fat but flat backsided girl?  Who jacked up the Whooty image? The same shitheads who destroyed the definition of THICK. The same idiot who tells women that they’re THICK so he can convince himself, and their women, that they are really the tops in their class of body and booty.  Why would he do this? Because he can’t bag a REAL thick chick, she’s never give him the time of day, so he has to convert whatever is around him, in to this fantasy of what he really wished he could obtain.  Then his lies penetrate most sloppy womens’ skulls, as they too wish they were truly thick, and since they’re not, they get with this loser who has convinced himself that she is thick too. The two disillusioned fools are responsible for the term Whooty has going the same direction as THICK, which now means dumpy or having excessive amounts of drooping fat on the backside, whether it looks good or bad.  Forget a white woman with a nice, Apple Bottom tight ass, or a one that is kind of flat, but has an excellent Ass Smile, that’s not a WHOOTY to these people.  There have been a few with these toned asses, for quite some time, but what everyone is considering NEW, is huge bottomed white girls (which obviously is NOT new they just were never popular and too ashamed to show fat off).

Here is your top kind of whooty that the Black guys are all in love with! And why would this woman come out the house wearing some shit like that?  That’s a lot of meat, true, and if all that was booty meat, yes, that would be a Whooty, no matter the size and whether or not you like it.  But that WHOLE TOP PART CONTAINED BY THAT LEOTARD IS MYSTERY SPACE, NOT BOOTY MEAT!! So she is NOT a Whooty of the large kind.  And why SOOOOOO MANY so-called WHOOTIES are everywhere you look, today? Is it that they suddenly popped up out of nowhere? Of course not, but now that black guys have taken to them, NOW there is a market for them. Now, she’s THICK, but she’s not just THICK, she has an advantage over black woman, she’s a WHOOTY. lol Yeah someone actually told us that. lol It’s obvious that the term Whooty was started by some logical thinking guy originally, and he was talking about a Jessica Biel ass, not what you see being called it today, and the way that it’s being applied to white women today, surely shows the definition of Whooty has changed (for the worse) due to a black guy. Yeah, there are white guys who like a woman with an Apple Bottom booty, but they outnumber the numbers who like HUGE GHETTO BOOTIES on white women.  Oddly enough, white guys are surely NOT going around calling white women with ghetto booties, whooties.  You know what they’re calling them? The same as they call any woman with ridiculously large posteriors,..  “FAT!”

Many white people associate today’s version of Whooty, with bodies of old women, because they see dumpy, pear-shaped women, who are not thin, but used to be.  That doesn’t mean that most of what’s being called Whooty, is disgusting, either, not by a longshot, but the problem with the term becoming as infiltrated and watered down as THICK has become, just makes looking at what’s a Whooty today, seem like people’s desperate attempts to find any kind of sexual attraction in something that is just NOT THERE, on a sloppy diaper dumpy looking backside.  Most people don’t know what they’re even looking at, on a white girl’s booty, because they don’t even see booty definition, when they’re calling them Whooty, they only see and think “SIZE!”And that’s just it, when you ask guys who like these WHOOTIES, if they like fat women, if they are chubby chasers, they say “hello no!”, and start insulting fat women. However, take a look at the women they’re calling whooty, and you will quickly beg to differ. Most women being labeled whooty are not even being called that because of the actual BOOTY MEAT they have. They’re called whooty for the same stupid reasons guys call black sloppy chicks, “thick”.

funny but when people see exposed skin, they get turned on. They don’t even know where 1 part of the body ends and the next begins. Most can’t tell that this large mass of exposed skin, isn’t all ass. That tiny piece to this PigTail booty, under the body, is the booty meat. So wideness doesn’t mean she’s a whooty.

people see bulges on the backside and can’t tell what part if booty and what is not. That looks like a baby’s ass meat. Weird bulges on the backside doesn’t make this a whooty.

And here is the typical booty being called whooty. Because the legs are getting sloppy, and the lines are blurred between what is booty, hip and leg fat, when guys see saddlebags, they think “thick”, then think WHOOTY.  They are looking at the bad think about today’s black woman, like fat legs and wack asses, and then apply that to white girls, and then call that HOT. It’s not, it’s a decent collection of booty meat if the legs were smaller and proportioned, but not as is. Sloppy leg fat and saddlebags doesn’t make her a whooty. However, she doesn’t have a decent collection of booty meat here, and a trained eye can see it’s a Tear Drop that should loose leg fat because the booty is not going to grow. So it IS a Whooty, but not because of why many think when they see it, because only trained eyes can gauge a backshot correctly, for what is ass and what is not. Most only see the thighs getting sloppy and they like it!  So it leads to the next part of what people are into the bigger side of Whooty-mania.

We argue, constantly, with dudes about how we know they love fat, white women, and that they should just admit it.  These guys will NOT admit it, they actually DENY IT UNTIL DEATH!  Why lie to yourself, when you clearly like something you claim you don’t? There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking fat chicks, it’s all good, but most of these dudes, when you ask them, are like “nah I don’t like fat chicks, but she got a fat ass yo!”  That first lady (3 pics up) was sent to us by a guy who said he was banging that, and how nice her ass was. We tried to get him to send pics of her standing up, where we could see clearly what was her ass, what was her legs, and what was her hip/back fat, and he simply would not do it. He knew we were right, he is just trying to make up excuses for being with a fat woman, which he claimed he didn’t like, and said “No!!!  She’s THICK, SHE’S A WHOOTY! I don’t fuck wit no fat chicks!” That seemed to be a constant theme with a lot of these dudes who liked these fat, white women, they’re lying to themselves and making up excuses for why they like REALLY FAT WHITE WOMEN! He knew we were right, and that he was caught out there, and became defensive. So calling these women whooties, and getting the new definition to mean really fat woman, that is a way for chubby chasers, who (9 times out of 10) likely are only on the hunt because they can’t get a smaller woman (or real thick).  Then they congregate to celebrate their accomplishments into stacking up many whooties, and they feel like pussy-Kingpins. lol

LOL Ah shit, you fucking with the CHAMPS right there!!! But hey, this is the best they can do, bless their hearts. Give them credit though. They managed to convince their THICK WHOOTIES that they flew them to a fabulous vacation in Hawaii! Job well done playboys, they’ll never know they’re really in your crib, which is the basement of your grandmother’s house.

So, in closing, it is clear that the great majority of people, praising this Whooty movement, are guys who:

* wished there were more true THICK white women, and don’t see any, so they CREATE THEM online

* men who don’t like darker skinned women with size to them, anymore, or never did, and want white women of any kind

* men who love dumpy, fat or thick women, but don’t want to admit it

* men who don’t know the difference between what is booty meat and what is leg, hip or back fat

* men who just get horny for any woman showing any skin what so ever

* men who can’t get any kind of black women, or latinas, so they can only get white women who have body issues (and develops games and lies to get that)

The majority of guys calling women Whooties are calling them that, but they’re not. The BOOTY requirement of the Whooty is lacking in the examples they are putting forward. The ignoring of white women whom have nice, round, beautiful asses, at smaller sizes and smaller body types, is clear that these guys are NOT focused on the booty, they are focused on anything but the booty, when calling women Whooties. They like size, they like skin to show, but they like it WHITE mostly. Many have told us that the black equivalent, in sloppiness, look worse than the white, fat counterparts. That’s clearly disturbing to hear, especially since ALL OF THEM ARE BLACK GUYS SAYING THIS!  It is clear, they have some kind of hatred for black women, when they say this, just as many black women have noted. If the same guys, went after only smaller sized women, then we could see their argument, as innocent and just liking smaller women with shape, but that is not what we are seeing from most of these guys. So since they can’t find the true THICK versions of white women, they’ve created them all over the internet, by photoshopping women to be thicker in thighs and ass, and tighter in waist, and then what they do is they go find fat, white women, and imagine that what they lay with, is equal to the pictures they are creating. It is a sickness, and just like these kinds of guys have destroyed the definition of what is ‘THICK”, to now mean dumpy, fat black woman, they’ve now succeeded in re-defining what is a Whooty, to mean dumpy, fat white-skinned woman!  Society is crumbling!  We are falling because when you’re supposed to judge the booty, you are NOT judging the booty, because judgement is clouded by horniness and other features that are NOT the booty.  These guys just need to admit they get really over excited about white-skinned women, as opposed to their black counterparts, and stop hiding behind this Whooty bullshit! Be a man, call it like you like it, if it’s your preference, but stop this Whooty propaganda because what you put forward doesn’t have nice ass 90% of the time! We’re back to the doll test affect.

When you’ve digested this, roll over to part 2 of this argument, one that is causing PURE HATE for a legitimate Whooty, STILL, to this day.  This 1 Whooty created just all kinds of mixed emotions from the net, all from discovering that loving herself for who she was, despite her size. That turned her into Black Womens’ Public Enemy number 1! lol How? Why? Simple, reaction by black men to this Whooty!  Oh this was FUN to write, so stay tuned for part 2…

IN THE MEAN TIME… IF IT DOESN’T LOOK AT LEAST LIKE THIS…STOP THE MADNESS OF OVERPRAISING IT!

Could Whooty Mania be making you a racist?  Stay tuned for part 2 of this piece: WHOOTY-MANIA (part 2): When Booty Appreciation brings out your inner Racist…