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WHOOTY-MANIA (part 2): When Booty Appreciation brings out your inner Racist…

Posted by odoggz at 3 May 2013

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IS THE HATRED OF WHOOTIES REASONABLE? WHAT ARE PEOPLE SO UP IN ARMS ABOUT?

oooh… that THIS is what everyone is doing standing ovations for, ignoring the black women for- got it… but is your hate about her race?


Previously, we covered what this concept of the Whooty in WHOOTY MANIA, and honestly, we believe it’s a dumb idea, because it leads itself to misinterpretation of what is a good booty and what is not, along the lines of RACE.  If you read out piece about how you can’t even tell the difference anymore, then you’d know that we need to leave race OUT of it, and get back to forms of ALL WOMEN we like to look at.  People responded about how they were completely fooled when they got to the part where we blacked-out the body and asked them to judge if the woman was black or white.  Most were amazed to find out that they associated fatter women with being black and skinnier, flatter with being white, or that they judged the women based on things they found in the room or what they were wearing.  That race should be LEFT OUT of the argument about what makes a good ass or not, complexion has zero to do with the booty’s size, shape, or form development.  So putting emphasis on this Whooty idea, is stupid since PAWG addresses a white chick with big butt (whether hot or not is always debatable), but the new definition of Whooty ONLY is about White chicks with subpar asses, with mainly no shape.  Still, do we need race to factor in judgement of a booty? No! We want to see more ass, from a variety of sources, so why discriminate on the basis of race?  It’s a dumb argument, and it lends itself to people getting their feelings hurt, because they feel that someone is encroaching on their domain, the domain of big booty and fat thighs, mostly. Most people couldn’t give a damn about a hot but slimmer, normal bodied white woman, with booty, for some really really strange reason. That is not the body that sets the men all horny or the hater black chicks on fire, so wtf gives? Sure, we pointed out that based on race (due to genetics), people have a tendency to have booties shapes a certain way, but that’s racial in that it is not discriminating on the basis of race, it’s an observational thing. But what we do here, is cite how many women, of any race, can have the types of booty we talk about, and the more the merrier.  We are focused on forgetting the stereotypes, and committed to dealing with what is real, what’s in front of us, and judging by the shapes and sizes of booty, not the COLOR of BOOTY. It seems that no one else is thinking this way, and it’s racial to a point where it’s pretty RACIST out there, if you check the other people talking about booty!

It used used to be that many women of color, were not taken aback by women who were NOT legitimate Whooties, whom don’t necessarily have nice asses, at all shapes and sizes. Now, it seems they are quickly offended by legitimate and non-legitimate Whooties (by our standard).  They feel like BOOTY belongs to black people, but since everyone can have a booty, they have to know that booty appreciation does not pertain to the Black race only, many people love booty of all sizes and shapes. But all sorts of mixed emotions come, from all sides, about other races, and ethnicities, of women whom happen to have thick/fat bodies and big, round booties, whether real or perceived. especially.  We, here at AssMatrix.com, sit back and laugh at the arguments in forums, in social media sites, because the hatred comes from mostly black women, of Whooties, some is legitimate, some is NOT!  So let’s get to it.  Again, what is a whooty? It’s supposed to be a white girl with a booty?  Well white girls with wack booties think they’re Whooties just like black chicks who think they have Apple Bottoms and thickness are just fat with droopy ass.  The game is messed up and all sorts of fuckery is going on here.  We understand that  booty, today, is subjective, but unfortunately, the majority think that THESE 3 below are the true Whooties (pics they sent claiming were whooties):

Are those Whooties? Then what are these below then?

the top 3 are NOT AT ALL the same as the bottom 3. If you don’t see a difference, then you’re part of the problem.

Over the years, a great MANY of our fans and family asked us to address the WHOOTY topic. 9 times out of 10, interestingly enough, people ask us to speak about the same specific woman, they see on the internet, and is NET-FAMOUS for “having a black woman’s butt” (we’ll touch this lady, in a minute). A black woman’s butt? Interesting. Well you know what happened to the BLACK WOMAN’S BUTT since the turn of the millennium, right? THIS HAPPENED! So now, when we hear someone saying another race has a black woman’s butt, today, that mostly means a large and un-kept, sloppy mound of gelatin-like meat pile, for an ass. It means an ass that you mistake for her huge amount of leg fat, rather than the tight, perky, perfect Apple Bottoms that black women used to sport, up until the end of the 90s. So when people ask us to address the topic of Whooty, it’s funny that almost EVERYONE ONE OF THEM point to this one girl, and we just go “is this REALLY what this whole craze is over?”  First, let’s talk about the legitimate hate coming at these so-called whooties, and we say it’s legitimate because we echo the sentiments of some of these haters, somewhat.

Legitimate haterism: When booty appreciation brings out your inner RACIST

This legitimate hate is not really aimed at white women, or latinas, in general, it’s hate aimed at the idiot black guys who keep touting one of the other races, ethnicities, over black women, as the hottest women out there. It hurts to be counted OUT when it comes to hotness, but to go a step further and claim that these other women have the best asses, is a completely different attack.  It’s meant to annoy black women, really, initially, anyway, to make them think there is great competition, from non-blacks, and to make them feel marginalized, as there is “a new Queen in town, in the Booty Appreciation market”. Some mistake what we say, as that, but we don’t promote one race or group over the other, what we do is tell those who think they own the booty domain, just because they’re BLACK, that the do NOT, and that new competition is here, and actively working on their booties. We say, don’t sleep, and stop coming at US complaining about how every white woman is faking her ass size, when YOU are doing the same thing you are claiming other women are doing. We do reality checks, these other dudes are trying to use non-black women, and non-black features, AS A WEAPON AGAINST BLACK WOMEN. We initially did not agree with this claim, by black women, but it became clear that they were right, as many black guys said things to us, and we saw quickly that these black dudes are striking out at black women, a majority of the time.  So the legitimate hate is not really intended for women, of other races, it’s for dumb ass black guys trying to use racial features of non-black women as weapons against black women.  That’s wrong, especially when the tempo (at least in the USA), is just making these puppets play into a more widespread attempt to ‘water down’ black chicks out there, which previously, we didn’t all agree with, but hell if that’s not extremely evident to all of us here.  That shit spills over into the heads of blacks, and makes them hate themselves, and seek out others, just like the TREND is, and all we see is “the whooty that can completely replace black women” type bullshit chatter.   As it relates to booty, dudes are confusing the appreciation for white features, with BOOTY APPRECIATION, which has no color.  That’s the problem, they’re praising non-black womens’ asses, who have no nice ass to be praised! lol  That is where the legitimate hate comes in, because these guys are falling out over really sloppy shit, like it’s the best ever, but saying that sloppy shit, or even regular/subpar ass, is the replacement for black women.  Sick!  Most times, these guys are promoting these particular subpar-assed, non-black women as WHOOTIES, and Thick white chicks, but instead of putting forward examples of real whooties and thick white girls, for us all to see and marvel at, they mostly do shit like THIS:

they try to make the white women who looked good they way they were, into visions they like about some black women.  But they’ll photoshop it then tout it as the best shit around.  If you had to make the thickness with a computer, that’s not a legitimate threat!

When real thickness can’t be found, it is CREATED WITH PHOTOSHOP. Unfortunately, many are fooled by better photoshop attempts, but they essentially do the same, they fatten the saddlebags and try to round out the booty. The bent doorway highlights the photoshop attempt to expend the legs and booty. While this is a shitty attempt, it is used to highlight the areas these idiots are wishing they saw on more euro featured women. But to photoshop and then put this up as a reason to dump all black women?  Only a psycho could do that, but a great great great many black dudes do, because he obviously hates black women!  That is what starts the hate, but again, it’s not for the women featured, it’s for the black idiot putting this up as the hottest women out there.  If they are so hot, why alter the picture to fatten them up in legs and butt? Because they want the stereotypical black and latin features, on these women. That is annoying, and we agree with the hate for idiots who are doing this.  Then they end up creating this racial comparison of “WHOOTY VS BOOTY” as if to say BOOTY is a black thing, and Whooty is a white thing. So now they’ve redefined BOOTY, great! Fucking dumb!  The minute that happened, people separated booty by race, which is breeding ground for dumb, racist idiot mentality! That is reason for legitimate hate, again, at the assholes who propagate the hate, by making this racial but without a meaningful point to highlighting something racial about it.  In the Whooty vs Booty, what exactly is the difference between the women if you put forth the same types of booties in both (most are average or subpar in both categories when they do this)?  The only differences we see, in their comparisons, is SKIN COLOR, and the fact that the Black booty MUST be 100% perfect, to be acceptable, while the white booty can be like 40% ‘OK-looking’ to be put on a pedestal.   Then they want you to accept the subpar white ass put forth as “it’s ok because she’s white”. You can’t go putting ASS-HANDICAPS out for white girls, because by very definitions that’s racist, because you’re giving special treatment on the basis of race. lol  That’s the problem, a nice ass, at whatever size and shape you like, should be celebrated, but what we see is skin tone and euro features being celebrated in most of these comparisons that are supposed to be about booty!  That’s where the anger comes in for many spectators. So people wonder why the most eye catching ass doesn’t get as much love as the one that is not as eye catching? If we went pound for pound, or ROUND FOR ROUND as we like to call it, ass shape to ass shape, why does not the best ass win attention?  It should be all judged by equal criteria.  A few postings ago, we caused some static over a side by side pic we did about white girls catching up to black women, in girth of their asses. You can read that here.   So the pics caused beef with one writer because most people said the white skinned woman was better than the darker one.  Which pic was it?  The one immediately below. What you see in the picture (immediately below), is what you are supposed to do, visually in your head, when doing fair comparisons…

proper comparison

… because the bodies and booties are similar!   While both are subpar, the white girl is all shined up with oil, but with many more DENTS all over the place, so we were shocked everyone went with her so quickly, but they did.  So proper comparison is NOT happening, when they get racial, which is why people are pissed, that and, still, the white one wins out when you ask who is better, for some odd reason- and we asked, 8 out of 10 say the white woman (doll test).  Here is the other bad thing happening, when it gets too racial…

They’re saying this right here (3538 likes)… is ‘average and we’re bored of seeing it because many black women look like that...’

They say THIS is average??? THIS IS NOT AVERAGE! There isn’t much booty out there looking like this, shut the fuck…

Black guys are bitching that they’re tired of seeing hot black women, so they look elsewhere. lol  So what do these guys say they moved on to, and are scouring the net for, and was also put up as a comparison to the black woman pic immediately above?  This right here below (14,347 likes)..

See, here, it’s comparing apples to oranges. This is not the equivalent to the former, in any way possible, yet beats out the former, EVERY DAY! That’s the comparisons happening. Still had more likes. Amazing!


THE OTHER WHITE MEAT: When you can’t find real, or ‘acceptable’ thick, white women, claim LATINAS as whites..

What happened, above, was the black booty, very gorgeous as it is, only received the likes from people who like that specific kind of booty, but the white bodied woman, no matter how she looks,  was always the mass-crowd favorite. You can’t even tell where anything on her ends and her butt begins, but it doesn’t seem to matter, when these guys do comparisons.  Dudes see that white skinned picture and go ape-shit, yet they would NOT like to look at her black equivalent in size or pose. TheY tend to call the black equivalent ‘ugly’, but LOVE the white equivalent of these fat black women, and THAT’S another thing that’s causing people to write racial insults at the white girls in the pics, in social media.  This has been going on so long that now, many black dudes are poisoned, or just THIRSTY to see any white skin!  So now, there are many sites dedicated to this racial divide, calling black women ugly, and trying to put up as many pictures of white women with bigger bodies, as possible, but trying hard to rival the good looking black woman, however a great majority of them are NOT WHITE WOMEN, in their postings, they are LATINAS!!!  That is not WHITE, no matter how much a fair skinned Latina would like to think she is white (like all of Latin America thinks), they are not REAL white Anglo-Saxons, but these racists are claiming latinas as white women, and are not even trying to call the LATINAS! LATIN SPICE IS NOT A WHITE PERSON! lol But a majority of these racist booty sites incorrectly label Latinas as white women. Karina Lopez is not a white person. And anyone who is bi-racial, mixed black with white or latina, they automatically make her a white to poster. lol Because they can’t find enough PURE white girls with booty that they find acceptable, where you don’t find the photoshop, the bail-out is to find a Latina or mixed woman then put her up as a Whooty. lol That’s annoying, especially to Latinos, when this happens.  If you’re going to do the racial thing, properly segregate, assholes. lol   So making the booty scene racist, is not helping out black women, because blacks always get the worst of all type of anger, and brings out the anger in people you normally wouldn’t even know hated them.  So there is legitimate hate, for the racism that is brewing lately, along booty lines, because it’s fucking up the game, as many black guys turn on black chicks, playing into the hate by talking dumb racist shit towards their own kind.  That’s who’s running half of those racist sites, or are the frequenters, look at their avatars, they’re black guys!  The problem with this is that we’ve ended up with black, latin, and white guys are all on the same side of this argument, favoring fair skinned women over blacks just because of skin color and not booty/body, by a majority now. Even the black equivalent of the white skinned women they’re favoring, will NEVER make it to a posting, on these sites. That’s what’s destroying Booty Appreciation, as we speak. And then they go and photoshop the white women to be fuller figured too, and will NOT place a darker skinned woman on their sites.  That kind of booty appreciation is worth shit, to us.

We’re not the only ones who noticed this shit!!! Peep this dude break down the logic like a true CHAMP!!!

Great job!!!

Most times, guys are looking at common tricks of cameras, photoshop and flat asses, then saying “Oh that’s the hottest ass out there, that’s better than black booty”- when it’s FLAT or just FAT white chicks.  That’s not to say these women aren’t good looking, but black guys have a warped sense of what’s hot, when it comes to other races.  That’s what’s flooding of whooty postings, warped male minds manipulating images, and being manipulated by images, to enforce a larger mind-control weakness they have, caused by society previously. They’re just projecting their mental issues on booty.  That’s why Whooty is all fucked up today.  Pictures of women bending over, stretching whatever little to no ass they have, until it’s a completely FLAT look, and it’s clear that ass is flat, it’s still called a WHOOTY, or blubber all over the place, still a Whooty… but these guys and pasting this stuff in black forums, as the end of all black women, and it enrages black women, on purpose. So other black guys start thinking that a flat or fat assed white girl, is an immediate upgrade to any black woman. lol  The poisoning begins, and they start belittling black women quickly, and it then pops up in rap songs, then next think you know, all dumbasses have turned their backs on hot black women, because of Whooty propaganda.   These guys now seek to pretend a new Whooty exists, who is thick, and with all the black features they want in black women, but on fair skin.  But too much imagination is getting the best of these guys, and they’re not falling back to logic of just analyzing the booty’s shape and size, to qualify what’s a nice ass.  So these guys are constantly heard talking about abandoning black women for the new Whooties. We personally don’t give a shit, if they abandon black women with nice asses, because that’s more for us to have, but still.. it’s the principal.  Most say “oh well we’re tired of seeing it on black women, so now we look for it elsewhere”, but it’s like getting money, are you every really tired of getting money from 1 employer if they are paying the better, or the same as another employer?  No!  Money is money, and if you like it, you like ALL MONEY, but who gets all hyped up for a job that is paying you in peanuts!   That’s what we liken some of the choices these guys are making, jumping ship to get paid in peanuts, but again, the point is made, IF YOU WEREN’T GETTING PAID IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND YOUR ASS IS BROKE (not getting any ass from even black women), GETTING PAID IN PEANUTS FEELS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING GOLD!!! If you do what we consider a DOWNGRADE in booty, you need to admit you’re not even focusing on the booty of these white women, you just love white women and hide it while pretending they’re Whooties. It’s ok to like white women, just stop calling all of them whooties, because THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING TO MUCH NOW!!!

WHOOTY ASS BATTLE??? WTF THOSE ARE NOT WHOOTIES!!!


What’s WHOOTY about anything in here?  This was in a forum about how whooties are all thick now. Where is a Whooty here? Where is the thickness? This picture doesn’t invite racism, but black women responded with scathing racial comments, because “thick” was believed to belong to them, not because neither of these two women are thick.

So that led to a posting later of this as a Whooty that is thickWell that got a lot of guys agreeing that it was a Whooty, but you can’t see the true booty, if you’re not a true analyzer of booty.  She’s likely thick, or just plump (judging arms and legs), but having to bend over to try to create a round butt is not the mark of a nice butt, and only 1 cheek looks like it has fullness. That’s a camera trick. It’s still oddly shaped when fat is stretched, due to hips pulling back leg out wide, yet this is considered a WHOOTY. This is the “weird lumps or odd angled bulges on the backside and wide hips” definition of a Whooty. INCONCLUSIVE!!!  But the dudes went on about how nice that ass was. Can you really see how nice it is?

or what about this oneThis one had a lot of “BECKY….” (suggesting her white-ness) stupid, racial comments, by black women, attached to it. Is was in another Whooty forum, so is it a Whooty or not? That ass crack is very weak, you see asshole immediately when it parts, so that means there isn’t much booty meat, and it’s very low on the body, so it’s a Pig Tail booty, without a lot of meat. That means everything else is just leg and hip fat! That’s not a big butt!  All the dudes said it was a Whooty. Did this picture deserve 12 pages of 50 posts each? NOPE!  So what’s the big deal about this booty? Because her snatch and butthole are exposed by only bending that’s the attraction here, not her actual butt.  Ass that doesn’t deserve praise, is getting tremendous praise, in this case because of the revealing pose. That’s the other gripe people have with Whooty business, trick angles. What happens when you can clearly see there is no real ass, but can you tell the difference

beautiful women, but not Whooties. They’re showing skin, true, pretty features, true, but White girl with ASS? No way.  Ok what if a white girl can mass a collection of fat in the booty area, is that whooty?

Still not a Whooty. Having a loose collection of butt fat is not grounds to call someone a Whooty. This meat, in twisted in special angles, could trick you into thinking she had an ass, but here, it’s clear it’s not a wooty, yet again, in many forums, its a Whooty to the masses.

And that’s just the problem, anything big, white and sloppy is the top shit everywhere you look. It’s just stupid. So we agree, we don’t see the fuss over shit like a big, loose, watery assed woman, no matter the race.That ass is big, long and without real shape yet it’s the hottest shit on the market. BOOOOOOOOOOO!

but what happens when it’s big, and it has a little form to it…?

…what happens when you see bodies like THIS show up?Do you immediately dismiss it as a fluke, a fake, a carnival side show? Yes you do, and you know why, because you’re not seeing much of it like this, from whites women, and you’re the hater now!

continue to the final part of this series:  WHOOTY MANIA (PART 3):  The curious case of Mal Malloy

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Those Childhood Activities that built your BOOTY (but you didn’t know)…

Posted by odoggz at 16 March 2013

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Your body used to be built by DOUBLE DUTCH and ACTIVITY, NOWADAYS it’s built by DOUBLE DUTCH FUDGE and INACTIVITY.

A seemingly simple game was secretly building young women’s health and body, for 15 years straight into adulthood, which helped create the former stereotypical “Black Woman’s Body”.

…but by and large, today, none of the young girls are doing, is in any way comparable, and is why so many young Black and Latinas have wack asses and legs, as young adults, today.

Years ago, young girls, and women, used to participate in a variety of activities, which were (unbeknownst to them) building their bodies for healthy adulthood. No one thought about exercise being a very necessary part of the human life, in the hood, years ago,  it was just fun to go outside and play, so everyone was out.  Each time young women went out to play, it was the best form of social get-togethers, it involved no computers, it involved developing personal skills, but most importantly, it was preparing young women to have very nice, stereotypically-Black and Latina bodies, in the future.  There weren’t many fat women, back in the days, but there were many REAL-Thick young women back then, and even if you had a few fat ones, they were normally flexible, athletic, and not like these obese and lazy young women that you see today. Because we have lost the shapes we used to be so known for, in today’s times, some people won’t believe the things we’ll reveal today.  As you know, we claim that Black women have lost their luster, when it comes to being known for having the best booties/bodies, which plays into why so many want to get fake asses today, and stuff fat into form creating jeans. It also is why so many women or color are mad that Black and Latino dudes are going crazy for white or Hispanic women (who are known for flat or tiny asses) who have just a little bit of bump for booty (although most are going crazy for the most sub-par ass of these two groups, and NOT going crazy as much for the best asses of these groups). Today, we see mostly non-black and non-latina women (over 20 years old) doing exercises similar to the childhood games that young black and latinas used to play, as young women, and doing these things TO BUILD BOOTY specifically!

Looking back, and looking at some of the current exercises we like to tell women to do, in our Send Ur Pics, it’s clear that a bulk of the YOUNG women of color, who reach out to us with hopes of correcting booty problems, do not do any form of exercises daily, at all.  We don’t know what’s going on in these schools today, but there is almost no exercises in the lives, of these young women today, as opposed to women from years ago, who used to have exercise daily, in the form of exercises classes, gymnastics, or even the informal activities women participated in, in the streets.  We want to focus here, on some of those activities, which made it very easy to build ass and legs, on these young women, who by the time they reached their 20s, had those stereotypical Black and Latino asses and legs. As we step through some of these exercises, we want to compare them to some of the current, top ways, all kinds of other women are using, to build their asses up, and you might be very surprised to learn how much they helped the young women of yesterday, build that stereotypical ass, that is completely MISSING from young women after Generation X. These younger women are an embarrassment to black body and booty images, maybe they should go back to doing some of the childhood exercises, because these teens are build like complete shit, today.

A picture says a thousand words that you don’t want to say or admit but you already thought- too late. lol

So maybe we need to bring back a few of these exercises, to mold and shape these kids, because they’re just out of control today. Kids used to play, for hours on end, every day, without tiring.  That was perfect for the body’s conditioning, and they didn’t even know it was real exercise.  Of the many street-side activities, that black girls use to participate in, from as young as 10, was one of the most IMPORTANT exercises, that young women used to do, to build their athletic bodies. This kept them in shape, kept the legs strong, and built that classic, stereotypical black booty, when they reached young adulthood.  It was called DOUBLE DUTCH.

The origins of “Double Dutch” are rumored to be started by Dutch settlers in NY, and thus the name (which David A Walker claimed the Brits made up for this activity they observed, a big advocate of Double Dutch).  It is theorized that earlier cultures played this in Asian and Europe, and originated outside of USA. It involved the ‘turning’ of two ropes, and young women jumping between the ropes, with very precise timing, or as described “Basically, Double Dutch is a rope skipping exercise played when two ropes are turned in eggbeater fashion. While the ropes are turned, a third person jumps within.“.  NYC officially received the game, in the hood, during World War 2, but as the parks began to disappear from the hoods, it was kind of dieing off.  Walker turned the game into a sport, in 1974, and although the parks went away, minorities took it to the streets, literally, and the game continued.  This was HUGE  in the black communities, even had a song on it, which was Malcom McLaren trying to capitalize on black girls playing double dutch, to make himself rich, much like Buffalo Girls. lol It became the theme song of Double Dutch.

It died in the 90s but it came back (kinda), as a sport in some schools in 2008. When it was in the streets, it was huge, everyone played, young women were ripping down clothes lines and looking for anything they could to use as rope.  These girls wanted to work out, and didn’t even know they were working their booties, for the future.

Some people wonder why so many Black women and Latinas, who are 30 years old, and older, have more rounded asses per capita, than do their counterparts under the age of 30 years of age. Some blame the diets, but that’s not it, they’re all eating the same garbage today. The advantage the older women had, was when they were younger, they were out in the school yards, parks and streets, FOR HOURS AT A CLIP, playing these childhood female activities, which were all building legs and ass!  None of these girls are doing even 1/100th of the exercises they did back in the days.  The women 30+ still have the muscle foundation and muscle memory from those days in the 70s through 90s, from playing Double Dutch.  That means young girls/women would get in steady exercises for about 15 years, dedicating at least 2 hours a day to working out since the ages of 5 to 20.  In contrast, these young women today have bodies that show the effects of DOUBLE DUTCH CHOCOLATE CAKE AND ICE CREAM on their bodies! lol Here’s what Double Dutch was doing to the bodies of the young women of the past, and how it carried to the future.

Double Dutch Worked key muscles to give look and attributes we define with the Black race:

* Legs and Butt muscles

* Jumping, sprinting, timing-rhythm

And little did anyone know, here is how the workout was for each participant:

JUMPERS- were very athletic, they twisted, turned, and jumped all about. That’s working the legs, the whole of the glutes (maximus, medius and minimus), but also the abs because you have to turn around to and from with your abs!  Never mind the ad-libs these women were doing, in between the jumping, just the core workout is enough to make most of you croak in the street, if you tried that today!

ROPE TURNERS- are DOUBLY working the whole upper body, especially shoulders, arms and abs, but also the legs and glutes because they have to balance in place and often contract while rocking side to side. It might sound stupid to you, but ADULTS are doing the fundamentals of these, today, to get in shape. Want to see, the fundamental’s in place? Check Lucie B’s Double Dutch workout video and you’ll get a hint of how hard and what was being built, by the youngsters playing this game:

That’s a LOT of exercise and muscle building that helped make the famed ‘BLACK WOMAN’S BOOTY‘ stereotype, that is GONE today! This simple exercise built the booties and legs by building muscle, which later became padded with fat, on top, due to the kinds of food eaten (in particular high intakes of protein).  That muscle memory carried with many black women, to the future, which made many very good at various athletic activities.

Even before this, Black and Latino youth was out there playing another type of game, that involved leaping, balancing, picking up objects, and building lower body. You will go to many gyms, and today they have trainers making people do the very same exercises, involving jumping in and out of squares. Remember that game? Here’s a hint.

Remember it?  It involved building legs and booty by hopping around, sometimes on 1 leg, sometimes on 2 legs, holding balance and landing in various shaped boxes, repetitively? Sounds like your workout at the gym, with your trainer, but we’re talking about the female game of HOPSCOTCH! In Hopscotch involved leaping around to and from, and while little kids were playing, teenage girls were playing this right before the double dutch phase. This was key to hamstring and undercarriage development. Kids have been working out for YEARS doing this, before moving to the other exercises that built up the other black attributes.

And what is all of this called today, as many are copying the same activities, as adults trying to lose weight and get in shape?  They’re doing PLYOMETRICS!   These hopscotch jumping patterns are used in training of every American sport today, from football to tennis. All they’ve done differently is to not draw the boxes with chalk, in the streets, and just replaced it with a rope or flat-plastic ladder.

And here is yet another EXCELLENT Booty Building activity we LOST with the current generations…

BLACK WOMEN WITH ROLLER SKATES (RIP 1970 – 1990)

IT’S SATURDAY .. SATURDAY..

Another lost source of leg and booty muscle building involved ROLLER SKATING!  MANY Blacks were skating, everywhere they could find a place to skate, in park or in the roller rinks. You couldn’t find anyone without any skates, in the 80s, going into the 90s.  Mannnnn the last time I saw blacks roller skating, it was in a movie with Bow wow and even that was about like the 80s or something when blacks used to skate. lol  But skating was another avenue for young Black Women and Latinas to get their muscle building in there, working the full glutes there too. In skating, you’re cutting in and out of angles, left and right with your strides, and that’s building the sides of the glues, while pushing forward is building the bottom of the glutes, and legs.  This was yet another activity that people did for hours on end, without realizing the benefits to the body.

There are many people asking us why did we suggest that roller skating was a way to build ass, because some of the older generation of AssMatrix.com had let us know that’s what people did back in the days, which is funny to see that that’s what white women are doing now to build ass specifically. Back in the days, people would be amped, ready to go skate, but who even knows anything about that today? Why, because there is no black interest in such things. One of the oldest rinks (in NY) to skate, which had been opened for 66 years, closed in 2007. It was Miracle Rink, in Crown Heights and many people still remember the great stories, even New York Times published something on the event- notice the people IN THE PIC!

That was THE LAST DANCE for the Black Female Body image!

All that is GONE! Gone with the skates are the shapes! Skating was that hidden activity that was building what guys wanted to see, in ladies, yet many ladies had no clue it was doing to their bodies- well not back then, but white women know NOW what it does, which is why MANY are into skating! Just like many things blacks did and made popular and cool, when blacks did it, the interest dies for it like nation cursed with A.D.D., then the next group does it and it’s a major smash sensation again.  But Skating is that activity that Blacks have avoided, and have lost crucial curvature due to avoiding and annoying its benefits.  That’s why so much black ass is wack and disgusting, and there is a race by other non-blacks to usurp that black stereotype of having the Black Woman’s Booty.  Kim K made people realize the power of booty for white skinned women, now they’re all on pursuit of it. And yes, double dutch is done by many other non-blacks, throughout the world, still, just like skating.  To get an idea of what has been lost in the past 20-30 years, here is a general sense of what Skating works out on the back side (click here):

The pic above is only the backside benefits, but Skating activates a LOT of muscles, especially legs and butt, and we had a great many women out there doing this activity, 80 through 90s! Again, all of that gone!  And like the other activities, many other races and ethnicities began to re-inspect the benefits of these things, on the body, and you can see all of these old activities are back now, in the form of exercises used to get people butts as adults!  No lie, look at all the sites, these ‘new ideas’ are really only activities like the ones we already mentioned.  In fact, many women trying to build ass, are targeting roller skating activities specifically, to get that ass on par- except BLACKS and LATINAS, of course. Other races and ethnicies have already decided that a bigger or better ass is a priority for them, so they’ve taken it to the skates again! It seems like these other groups are the ones concerned with building a booty the natural way, rather than trying to inject shit in their butts hoping to make it fatter, nor are they trying to overeat to make a large fat ass.  The exercises in Roller Derby are similar in motion needed to build booty and legs, like we highlight in Build a Booty.  We questioned some of our readers about whether or not they’d attend something like this, and 90% of minorities said “NOT” while non-minorities said “DEFINITELY”. So that’s just silly that so many would be so blind and ignorant to the benefits of skating, when just a few decades ago minorities loved this kind of activity. For anyone reading, if you get a chance to do this workout, you should do it if you want your ass to POP out of your jeans, because when you’re done with each class, it feels like your ass is already doing that.  Most of the new AssMatrix.com community couldn’t believe their own eyes when they were reading the responses either, divided along racial lines??? WTF?

So, supply and demand being what it is, Roller Derby Workouts are big right now, for white women wanting fuller booties, many people want to get their asses inflated by doing natural workouts.  The fans who mentioned Roller Derby workouts also are on the bigger assed side, and they love how many people are now associating Roller Derby with having a fat ass.  There is a lot of marketing now geared around this thought, because everyone knows, skating is going to lead to a big ass if you eat a lot of proteins too.  So white women with bigger asses are now flocking to the sport, and so are guys, which now makes it possible for the workouts to sell, since it’s going mainstream.  We were telling people this combo, for years.  However, most times, when we suggest that women do skating, when they write to us for advice,  we get stupid answers/questions back like “how can we skate when they don’t make skates anymore?”  Apparently, these dummies never heard of INLINE SKATES?  You can also go ice-skating, that is skating too, you know, it’s in the name of the activity. lol  All we ever hear, from minorities, are excuses upon excuses and excuses.  The one that might have made some sense was “we don’t have clear roads and streets where I live”, well we’re sure you can find a park or some place where you can skate. It’s impossible you can’t find any place.  You might be laughing at that, but it’s the truth, we get such cop-out answers, it’s just embarrassing to hear, sometimes.  Meanwhile, non-minorities are like “oh yeah, this is working on my ass and legs. I’m getting a nicely sized ghetto booty! Thanks for the advice!”

Roller Derby girls dish out PAIN, and to be able to take pain, they have to do some really rigorous training, to be able to smash ladies in their way and stride past people. Many promoters of the sport, like to advertise how the women are mean, and/or have big legs, hips, and ass.  ATL hasn’t lost its mind, they still know what’s up though, and still want to promote skating, even if it has to come in the form of Roller Derby (which many blacks aren’t into, but fuck it, you want to see women with legs and or big butts, from skating, it’s likely there you’ll see it- just on white women now!  It’s just very funny to see that things Blacks have abandoned are still being continued by non-blacks, who are just enjoying themselves doing it, but also getting the heath benefits, not to mention coordination from these activities. And yes Skating exercise is back big, it’s been for a few years now but it’s trending heavily as of this moment. Some even remember the news did a cover story on it, and it’s the reason you see skate machines in all major gym franchises. The news cites that it ‘increases confidence’, and what they’re really talking about is women have ASS now, doing these Roller Derby workouts.  Many white women are citing how quickly they’re developing legs and ass and stamina, all together.  This is not new to places like ATL, and in the south in general, but in the North East, it’s going to explode pretty soon- however, don’t see many blacks females in the games, not from the events that a few of the AssMatrix fam and fans have gone to.  It was a fan who put us on to these Roller Derbies, after going to a few, we see what people like so much! Better than attending ice-skating with your girlfriend. lol

Where do you think Dwight Howard’s piece got nice round, tight ass and legs from? LOOK! She’s a SKATING PROFESSIONAL!!

There are many many other activities, that black women and latinas, used to do, that built their bodies and got them ready for adulthood, looking ripe and sexy, but unfortunately, of these core exercises that we mentioned here, none of your kids today are doing any of this stuff.  People are talking about crap like if you’re a black, young woman, working out and doing physical activities, then you must be a tomboy,  a butch-lesbian, or you think you’re white.  Tell us you haven’t heard someone say at least one of those, about women who like to work out.  To think that wanting to be in shape is a lesbo thing, or a white thing, is killing us, here at AssMatrix.com.  In the minds of many, women are to just sit around and get fat, and you just accept it, and let genetics take over. That’s why you can’t get black women to work out, without offending them when you offer it as a suggestion to get a better booty. They think it’s supposed to come natural to them, and when they see their asses and bodies don’t match the stereotype, they wonder “what happened?” They thought genetics would deliver the perfect butt, and that they don’t have to work for it. No love, you DO have to work for it, the problem is that back in the days, the since the age of 5, young women were working for it, but didn’t even know it, due to the activities we mentioned earlier. There were many more games and activities, than the ones we mentioned here, but these are a few samples we chose, because top physical trainers today do variations from those exercises, on adults!  So since black women are not doing this, and didn’t know they were building muscles and that ass when they were doing these childhood activities, many falsely believed that genetics alone were responsible for so many women have nice, asses, once upon a time. No, genetics were a part of it, proper diet was another part, but the physical activity was the most important.

This is not a piece to get your daughters to go work on their asses, rather it’s about the key building blocks of the BLACK WOMAN’S BODY, which contributed to the famed, but elusive (today) Black Woman’s Booty. You wonder where it went, look at what’s change dramatically, for young black and latinas, growing up.  Our youth don’t have the attitudes to do the exercises that so many were doing, just 20-30 years ago, all day every day, from 5 to 20 years of age. What are these girls doing now? Lord knows, but nothing productive in terms of exercise. So when so many Generation Y women turn to us, and ask us why they didn’t get genetically what their momma has, in the ass department, well not everything is genetic! Ass is not genetic anymore. You’ve missed the boat when it comes to the muscle building that momma was doing, way back when. Muscle memory carried with momma, but you’re not doing anything of the sort, like she did, and that’s why your ass is flat, or just filled with fat. These things that momma did built muscle up, under the fat she now has put on, but that causes her butt to protrude more. So again, another reason why today’s women just don’t have it. They’re not building the necessary muscle, needed to have the famed black booties, since they are young girls!  Ass is not genetically-guaranteed, so stop saying it is! You still have to work at it!  Momma’s genetics don’t help you here! Move your asses, the next group of ladies found the key!  You can sit by and watch (but move out of the way),  or sit back and watch and enjoy like us, cuz THAT right there, THAT looks mad good!!!

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