Are today’s female, booty flaunt-ers RETARDED?

Ok, well then ARE TODAY’S BOOTY ENTHUSIASTS, RETARDED?

Well, let’s us find out for ourselves. Let us ask you something… does this horse have a NICE butt?

Depending on your answer, you might need to see a specialist, about your fucking head. If you answered yes, well 1) then you’re definitely into fetish porn with horses but want to be on the giving side of it, and 2) you are a victim of trickery, pain, and misery, that is practiced daily, by many retarded women in hopes of looking sexy to even more retarded men (see #19)- Yes socially acceptable retardation, all in the name of vanity???

…with that in mind, is this ass below a NICE ASS?

remember your answer, as you step through this writeup, we’ll come back to this particular booty.

You know, being on the internet is a beautiful thing. We, being American based, but having contributors from all around the world (because we’re non-profit and a FREE community), get a fresh perspective, about many things, because the people in the community are from everywhere around the globe. We field many emails about many topics that most Americans simply don’t realize, or care about, for that matter, yet we don’t mind entertaining the conversations regardless. One topic, which comes up a lot, and is normally asked by many people outside of North America, mainly focuses on why so many American women are posing in hard-poses, when taking pictures. The fans are referring to the MANY pictures, in which American women are just contorting their bodies in ways that are just not normal for human beings. The foreign fans always ask, in 1 way or another, “why are so many American women, arching and bending and leaning when showing their backsides?” It’s a good question, which was always answer privately, to them, but too many have asked, in the past few years, so we’ll start to release more of the writings we’ve done, on the various topics. So today, let’s tackle this question/topic about the positioning of women, in pictures, and the hidden reasons we rarely discuss, about why so many women are contorting their bodies. We all know that most women would like to have a nice ass, but most DON’T, and MOST won’t work at having a nice ass, because they’re too lazy. So many are resorting to stupidity, to fake like they have a nice Apple Bottom, Tear Drop, Good Ghetto Booty, etc, trying to elevate a Pig Tail to Apple Bottom, with trick positioning and photography. We must report this because it really annoys most of us, to see this, just like it annoys many of our foreign fans, of booty, who feel, “if you have an ass show it, and if you don’t, well then oh well fuck it take frontal pictures ONLY!” Because desperate women will try anything to get attention, and horny-ass desperate idiots are quick to agree anything is hot if they are told it is, it is creating a breeding ground for more acceptance of shenanigans, with relation to showing off booty. Once the bullshit is accepted as normal, all kinds of people do it, all kinds of people believe it’s the truth, and then there is no turning back, because Booty Appreciation becomes altered, forever, in a bad way. This perversion of our love of booty, is happening right before your eyes, but you can’t see it because you don’t know what it is, or why it’s happening, but only if you’re a retard. Pretty soon, you begin to think the perversion is socially acceptable, and women without asses are expected to participate in this silliness, in order to fake like they have ass, even though we all know they don’t. We’re encouraging retarded women, to screw up their health, to look like they have ass?  We encourage retarded women to inflate their asses with hydrogel and silly putty, taking chances with their lives, and now we have something else we’re trying to get more women to do, in order to look like they have ass… the silent killer that MANY women participate in, and know what they’re doing, to their own demise. We’ll touch off on this today, which addresses the topics that many foreigners are asking of our American women, who show off ass but don’t really have ass. For all of your foreigners, who don’t understand why these American women resort to the trickery, when they have no ass, take a look at what happens when you try to show off ass, but don’t have an ass and don’t know how to do the trickery we are going to speak of, today:

“I’m Persian and have no ass but I refuse to bend over to fake like I have one, unlike you infidels! WOMAN UP BISHES!” LOL

FAIL! She looks like she just got her poon dug out and back blown out by Plastic-Man!

Why we Bend

Why do a huge amount of women, who like to take pictures of their backsides, but do not have nice backsides, take the pictures with themselves always bending over or leaning or arching?  Have you not noticed this, or have you been too vagazzilled to notice the attempt to fool you into thinking their asses are rounder than they really are? Well many women are doing this, mostly because they do not have real confidence in their asses, and to pretend like they are confident, they will put up these pics of themselves trying to lift their asses up in the air, so you can see the underpinnings of the ass, because only under the ass, is the best part of the ass. These asses are most likely Pig Tails, but they can be very nice ones, but how do you see a Pig Tail when everything is all under the body, without taking a shot completely from underneath a woman’s body? This is why they contort as they do, when taking pictures, to try to twist the undercarriage of the ass, up in the air, to make it look like the ass is round from top to bottom.  You know you’ve seen this.  View the profiles, of women, on your favorite social media hubs, and notice the way many women are taking pictures you are salivating over. You will notice, like most of us here notice, that women who do NOT have nice asses, are always bending over in their pictures that show off ass, because if you see any pictures of them standing straight up and down, their asses tend to run really flat. As we mentioned many times, previously, most women, today, have flat or undesirable asses, and since having a nice ass, is finally fashionable to mainstream society, that puts pressure on flat assed women to do something about their backsides, usually to their own detriment. There are many women who just don’t have a nice ass, but they want to get some kind of adoration for their asses, even though we all know it’s not there, so they will resort to measures which make them look really stupid, in photographs, in order to make the viewers think that they have an ass. There are so many people doing this that it really has saturated the playing field, for booty enthusiasts, around the world, because you have to go through 100 of these corny shots, before you bump into 1 woman with a nice ass, for real, who doesn’t need to resort to trick photography, tricks with clothing or the arching/bending nonsense to fake like she has an ass. However, there is something that we want to point out here, today, which many people are clearly not aware of, as it relates to booty appreciation, and it messes up the readings of many booty enthusiasts, because they falsely count retardation of a woman’s body, or the tricks they’re doing with contortion and allow it to retard their own senses, thereby labeling an ass hot, when it’s clearly not. There is a condition that affects men and women, equally, however women affected with the condition, seem to be favored (sexually), when they are affected with it. No, we’re not talking about nymphomania, as the condition, we’re talking about a condition which helps many women fake like their asses are nicer than they really are, and also fools men into thinking the same. We’re talking about a retardation of the spine, a deformation that many retards are calling sexy, although it’s fucking harmful to have this condition and often leads to pain, in the long run. Why would someone wish this upon themselves, or others, all in the name of pretend-sexy? Quite simple, because this condition is a medical condition that proves that retardation is contagious. This condition is the retardation that keeps on giving.

If this is a spine of a human being (with the lumbar area highlighted) and the lumbar section is the part that houses the area of the lower back, which we like to call the “Mystery Space” because it is different person to person, shape to shape and is never consistent. That area is supported by the winding of the spine. If this is the spine of a normal person below:

then why the hell are women ending up all like this in this severe backwards/warped “L” shaped or inflated “S” position? Is it forced or is she really retarded? If it’s forced, what is she trying to show off, in this picture, can you figure it out?

Yeah, we don’t know what she’s trying to show off, unless it’s her back, because what’s getting attention is the weird saddle-back look.  The question is, is it forced arching, or is it naturally like that? We can tell you this, she could only hit that position, without falling over, if she were wearing heels. You can’t stand like this unless you really spread your legs to balance. Either way, it’s UNHEALTHY and INEFFECTIVE in showing off ass, and it looks to us, as odd as the horse picture, up top. I bet you, like the horse picture, many retards are saying this ass is HOT because of her retardation of the spine! There is a whole MODELING industry based on this retardation, and it’s made its way into Booty Appreciation. YUCK!

The mysterious condition, we spoke of earlier, is called LORDOSIS. The area of the spine, that we are focusing on, for this piece, in the lumbar section, which makes up the lower back. The chart to the left highlights the areas affected by the curvature of the spine, and if hyper extended, result in Kyphosis if curved outward, or lordosis is curved inward. If you examined the way that our human spines are (or any mammal, rat, etc), if we have good posture, you’ll never notice any odd curvature, to the way the person is standing. That person seems to stand very straight, upright, head up and facing forward, but have you noticed the spines of people who slouch, walk with their heads down, or people who seemingly lead with their heads, while the rest of the body trails, when they walk? These people are likely suffering from the retardation of Lordosis (or kyphosis), which can come in 2 forms, depending on where the slouching affect is happening. The spine has curvature built into it, so no one has a spine that is completely straight, if you think about it, but there is natural curvature and unnatural curvatures. The top curvature, near the neck, is the cervical curve, the middle is the thoracic curve and at the bottom, leading toward the tailbone, is the lumbar curve (the only part we care about, in the Booty Appreciation world). These curves make a tiny “S” pattern, from top to bottom, and Lordosis is a problem with the lumbar curve, becoming hyper extended, for whatever reason, causing a curved back, to a point where the arch is ridiculously arched, and looking very cartoonish, to the eye. The reason the body naturally has these curves, is because your spine needs the shape to act like shock-absorbers, if you will, kind of like a natural spring loaded feature, for our bodies. As we walk, they relieve stress on the body as the spine contracts and expands. There are many ways to actually end up with lordosis, and there are cures, but the sad news we are reporting here, is that assholes actually WANT to have lordosis. lol Yeah, retards who don’t have ass, want to walk around, with a spin that is bend and all curved inward cartoonishly, because it pushes the tailbone out far, which makes their butts look ‘bigger’, in their minds. See, they figure, if the tailbone protrudes far away from where you think the back is, that means they have a top of the ass like an Apple Bottom, that has that signature bump, coming off of the back.  SAD, RIGHT?  Sometimes it’s funny to see them walking with their heads bouncing and their asses poking up in the air or as far out as they can humanly get it to poke out. It’s amazing how many women do this, in their daily routine, but are unaware of just how unhealthy is is for them, and to see them,  really just wonder if you’re looking at a human being walking, or a fucking chicken in heels.

If the body is not positioned to handle the springiness of our daily activities, that puts pressure on the lumbar, causing the curvature of the lumbar curve, creating the Lordosis condition to worsen, and the lumbar curve increases inward. Now, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist, to know how you can bend any object, to a point where its curvature can become too stretched beyond its limits, before it technically gives way. Knowing that the lumbar curve is already curved, you putting any pressure downward on it, will cause it to curve more- your bones aren’t made of Adamantium like Wolverine! So the causes of this extreme curvature can be brought on by many different reasons, from poor posture while standing or sitting, to having a beer belly or being knocked up. For the purpose of this piece, and for Booty Appreciation, we want to address to problems that affect ass directly, and causes Lordosis- 1) you not being able to stop eating like a Football player, and 2) you wearing heels 24-7 while you’re on the hoe-stroll, and any combination thereof. Both are BAD for you and bring on lordosis, and when you have lordosis, most times, the benefits you think you’re getting, are very harmful to you, instead. The result is almost always painful, as you think you have lower back pain from having big tits, when in reality, it’s because you’re walking like a fucking chickhead all day, putting pressure on the lumbar region, as you pound the pavement wearing hoe-shoes. Yes, if you are wearing heels all the time, it puts pressure on your lumbar curve, and you accelerate the Lordosis condition. This is part of the danger of women wearing heels, all the time, and especially the dumb as shit women who wear heels, while they are pregnant (huge in New York City, Miami and Los Angeles – the axis of EVIL). Women are obsessed and dependent upon wearing skin tight shit, in heels, and are always arching over in every picture you ever see them in, nowadays.  Is anyone else noticing this? Well we have the answer for you why they’re doing it, and we will debunk the common reason people want to believe women are doing it, by anthropologists who are too fucking old to understand the habits of women today, so their theories are from the old days when they were getting fucked and were posing in 1 piece swimsuits, like they were rad. lol  Today’s woman is a different animal, and showing off your ass is a mainstream thing now, when previously was only an ethnic culture thing. The reason for women doing all this is not what old people have theorized, it’s about what we’re going to drop on you today. Many women, have for years, tried to say they only wear heels, all of the time, to make their legs look better, but we know that’s BULLSHIT. They said they just want to be taller, that is true. but the real reason they do it, is to bring on a forced version of lordosis, to try to act like they have an ass, that is not really there.

Most asses are arched over, in a forced lordosis look, to force the bottom of the ass to lift higher, to fake like the Mystery Space is an Apple Bottom BUMP. Most are using any means necessary to lift their asses up, even if it means forcing their bodies to retard, and cause themselves great pain.  This is the same effect as what is happening, to that horse you saw, earlier in the piece. Notice the friend raising the bottom of the ass, for her, to create the fake Apple! They know exactly what they’re doing, when trying to fake ass shots!

THE HARMFUL SCIENCE OF PURPOSELY TILTING YOUR BODY TO HAVE A BETTER ASS IMITATING NATURAL PELVIC TILTING CAUSED BY LORDOSIS

Is this hot to you? Is that a nice ass? Why do you feel it is? We’ll let you know why…

When women are wearing heels, they are automatically tampering with the spine’s natural alignment, because heels force your body upper body forward, due to the fact that you’re tip-toeing, and leaning at an angle. How are you supposed to walk like this, without falling over? As Tim Ferriss notes, in his case that people are supposed to walk more in flat footed shoes, for women in heels, your body is going to force the lordosis, as you curve your back to balance yourself. Think about it, heels are thrusting you in a ridiculous angle, the higher they are, so how are women able to straighten out their bodies, given this amazing anti-gravity feat? They’re arching their bodies, that’s how, forcing the lordosis, because heels put huge stress on your ankles and toes, to hold you in place, but also your lower back to hold your body upright, arching the lumbar curve excessively You do a balancing act with your stomach, legs, ankles, and all up and down your spine, just to balance in heels, but women love it, no matter what, because it makes them look taller, it makes their legs look like they have muscles, but most importantly, it forces the Lordosis, to make it look like they have ass, when they don’t. Do women care that the blisters are building in the back of their feet and their toes are absolutely fucking horrid? NOPE! See, women don’t give a shit about their health, as long as they look cute to anyone looking on, so you shouldn’t think that risking, or encouraging lordosis, is going to stop women from trying to look cute, not when everyone thinks they have an ass now- ohhhh no. This is the look you see so much, on these models and hookers who bring you food in restaurants but want $10 tips when you paid $5 for your meal, who have this stretched out but arched torso look, which has them bent all over, any time they are posing. They are bending their backs, and frequently doing this leads to pains in the back, and long term lordosis. So yes, women are purposely bringing on lordosis, knowingly, all just to look cool in heels! Now, think, if this balancing act is done with much more weight on your body, doesn’t that make it worse for a woman? Sure does!  One of the first anthropologist to link Heels to PRETENDING TO HAVE LORDOSIS, was anthropologist Helen Fisher. Who would pretend to have Lordosis, other than a fucking retard, to begin with?  Yes, she argues, and many agree, that’s exactly why women wear heels, to fake Lordosis.

And the ladies above know they need heels bo bad they fake like they even has heels on, to pull of an “I have ass” shot. lol  They know they have to simulate having heels on, while arching the back, to create booty, which is why they launched up tip-toe style. Your body can’t naturally balance if you’re hunched over trying to copy the Lordosis effect, but many women realize they MUST HAVE HEELS to pull off the Lordosis effect, successfully, after looking at how wack their asses are. That’s why so many do all of this shit and take a picture from an UPWARD ANGLE, to make the ass look fuller than it really is. We have many people who support this whole pretending to have Lordodis effect, and even worse, even more women wearing HEELS to help fake the retardation look, willingly.  We highlight over and over, multiple women doing the same pose to push the ass outward and/or upward, and most people believe that the women doing it really have nice asses and the Lordosis effect is not real. Want a quick visual sample? Ok, how do you rate this ass below?

Looks really nice, right? legs look all tight, ass looks full from the Lordosis effect with heels on, but is that ass as firm and tight as you think it is? What happens when the Lordosis effect and heels tricks aren’t working in her favor? See you need to be in this arched position to take advantage of the effects that arch your ass higher up, making it look round. If you don’t hit the pose, your ass is exposed, as you can see on the model’s pic below (which shows you her TRUE ass now)

Not even the same ass, as when she’s forcing the Lordosis effect! Now you can see that ass just fell apart just with 1 pose! The bottom of the ass looks terrible, it has separation in the bulb, it lost all form there… WACK! They’re not doing to send signals that they’re ready to copulate, they’re trying to make their asses look better than they are!

Along with posing, weight plays a factor too, because if you’re fat, you might be arching, damaging your bones by forcing the Lordosis effect, and not even realizing it. See, if you have a big gut, you are automatically forcing your body to sway outward, with the belly, and that make the lumbar curve, curve even more. You’re going to arch your back to take on the extra gut weight, naturally. Your stomach pokes out, and your butt pokes out too, the other direction. That’s why many women like that they get fat, they think that the fat gut improves their butt, because to them, they’re getting the curvature in the spine they need, along with the fat growth in the butt that they need (or so they think). Getting really fat is bending their spine beyond its ability to keep that person upright, because it’s just too much weight to springboard as the person is carrying on with daily activities, and that’s why a lot of overweight women always have to take a seat, any time they see one, because their backs can’t take all that fat. The fat is crushing the spine. The result is that kind of ass you see, where you think that the top of the ass is like a very nice Good Ghetto Booty, only to find out that that shelf-looking top of the ass is NOT the top of the ass, it’s the Mystery Space that is held up with the by the improper positioning of the lumbar curve, due to the lordosis crushing the curvature, giving these women a sort of back-butt look, where the but looks high up on the back. Fat women have a lot of fat on the Mystery Space area, so you don’t know if it’s a straight back with a lot of fat, or a severely curved lordosis case, on your hands.  Many fat women have the lordosis affect going on, trust us, and many think that’s why they have big butts.  This due to the last part of the lordosis diagnosis happening to their bodies. As you move from the lumbar downward, you know this is all bones here, people, so bones interact with other bones. That means if this is out of line, then you know other bones are out of line. Well now you have problems with the way that the curvature is sitting with the sacrum and the pelvis. Lordosis will force the curvature so bad that now you have this ‘tilt’ of the pelvis look (aka the PELVIC TILT). This is where now, you see these women start to look like they have the illest top to the ass, that you can find. You’ve heard people say that they can’t wait to have a baby, because their asses get bigger? It’s not because of the fat that the ass gains, it’s because a lot of women come down with lordosis, when they have the babies. It’s a fact. So if they’re fat, and not with a baby, you see a lot of women with fat Mystery Spaces and that makes it hard to detect this effects and positioning of the pelvic bone and sacrums effect on the body, once all out of alignment.  They have fat on the hips, fat on the Mystery Space, you think that top of the ass is that signature BUMP to the Apple Bottom or Good Ghetto Booty.  You want to see the pelvic tilt’s affect on the ass? Observe the phases of the shift and the way the ass looks, when lordosis is severe (deteriorates from left to right):

as you can see, the greater the PELVIC TILT, the bigger the booty will APPEAR to be, and the more curved the top of the ass will appear to be. So many woman want to do this to themselves, on purpose, because they think it creates an ass, out of thin air.  The pelvic tilt causes the hind to lift, so women with Pig Tails love this because it forces their asses up higher, because the Pig Tail has all the meat under the booty.  That meat swings upward, and they can fake a Tear Drop or Apple Bottom this way.  Wearing heels forces you into this position, which is why so many women are dependent on looking handicapped, as part of their sexy game, which is really retarded, right?  This is how many asses are passing for Apple Bottoms, because the women are handicapped, and the male viewers are retarded. Males support a woman being all hunched the fuck over, but apparently, so too do women. Marriage of retards is in the works!

So many are wondering, what does this have to do with booty appreciation, that we (at AssMatrix.com), would get turned off about, or upset about? Well the problem is not Lordosis, that happens naturally, but the problem is that people are mistaking and misdiagnosing asses that are helped by Lordosis (real or faked), to look better, as Apple Bottoms. You’ve heard us many times say that the Mystery Space, can destroy a booty, but what about the idea that it can MAKE a booty? Surely you’ve all seen famous asses on the internet, or beautiful ones in the streets, and you normally see the asses all tied up in trick clothing, masking the top of the asses. This is not a new concept to us, we told you why that was, but today, the trick to include lordosis and the pelvic tilt, into the ass fashion that is out there, is just disgusting. You see asses and many asses look like Apple Bottoms, but in reality, they’re FAKING like they have Apple Bottoms, due to extreme cases of Lordosis, which many are forcing on themselves, in hopes of being mistaken for having Apple Bottoms. It’s a really sad day, when women are doing this shit, seriously, it’s only ass appreciation, why are women constantly HURTING themselves, just to get a booty? We constantly argue back and forth about booty, here in the bullpen, but one thing we all know, is how to spot when lordosis is making a booty look better than it really is. When we do Send Ur Pics, or we talk with fans, via email, they try to dispute claims of Apple Bottoms, which we appropriately label as Pig Tails. Every time that someone comes to us trying to pass a Pig Tail off, as an Apple Bottom, it’s always a very nice Pig Tail (some seem to think it’s all bad and it’s not), with an extreme case of Lordosis, helping the booty. You saw the pictures earlier, of how the lumbar curve is exaggerated, with Lordosis, but then you also see that the tailbone is pushed out further due to the lordosis too. From that tail bone on, is where booty comes in, on a woman’s body who has a Pig Tail, so the furthest point outward, that the spine pushes the booty’s start, the better off the booty, is what many people who support Lordosis, believe. Physically, it does make the booty look like it protrudes out further than it does, because it has a false start to it. Yall out there are yelling “oh lordy lord that’s a nice ass!” and we’re just saying “oh lord, calm down, it’s only Lordosis”. Lol Observe:

It’s a very POLISHED act, for many women, don’t be fooled!

The Lordosis Effect: Trying to make an uneventful, droopy or dead booty RISE UP

Ok, let’s start slow. Let’s check some samples of booties and how they relate to the arching or curved look, of lordosis. Every model in any magazine is doing this look, especially if she doesn’t have an ass with an apple bottom type bump on it.  Examine this ass below, do you think it looks round? What if the lordosis effect didn’t exist,  and she didn’t have heels on, would it look like this? Let’s examine how common asses fair with and without the effects.

If her back were straightened out, her ass would be really flat, and not look like it does here (and you can see, that’s not much curvature on that ass to begin with). It’s the same effect as bending over, which stretches the ass cheeks to make them look more firm, but also, we know she’s wearing heels, based on her positioning. See how ‘lifted’ the ass looks, and how round it looks, due to the lordosis? Looks like a fucking chicken!

Now we can see, in the pic above, she has some lordosis going on , but she’s obviously trying to force it too, to make the ass look better. Not obvious enough? Ok, maybe you’re disputing that her ass wouldn’t look so full, if not bending over.. hmm then let’s go SMALLER to prove the point.

You see how, in this pic above, the woman thinks she has an ass, that looks like an Apple Bottom, only because she’s leaned herself into lordosis positioning? The shot on the left looks like she has legit curvature, but the shot on the right reveals the true booty. FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!  Look at the little area that makes us the booty meat, on the right body, but on the left body, looks much more full and stretched out. That’s what women with no ass, are seeking to do, through self induced Lordosis. The other thing the photographer failed to do was shoot the picture in an upward angle, and doing it from this angle can’t fool anyone. lol

Want to know what happens when an ass like this has real lordosis, but has no ass, and is NOT trying to bend to make the ass look better? When there is no real booty meat, and there is no real muscle structure, the ass is just revealed to be a loose collection of fat, dangling off of the tailbone. When you have lordosis, and the pelvic tilt happens, you will see the tailbone curves downward even more tha normal (tailbone naturally is curved downward), giving asses the trajectory that points downward, by default too. This is what creates a Pig Tail look, by default, making the ass sit low on the body and growing only downward. So if the tailbone is curved down and the ass is curved downward, that makes building and ass complicated, if not properly stimulated to be built properly.  The result is a long ass, or droopy look. This is a VERY COMMON thing, because many women have no good booty meat, so if they have lordosis, it’s like the start to their asses tend to droop down, like droopy tits, and hopefully the bulb has some roundness to it, to try to save the look, but they can’t help the soggy ass look, when combined with Lordosis. Its’ all hanging off of a downward tilted tailbone, remember? Observe the meat hanging from the bone syndrome look:

After the Lordosis curve ends, look at the relation between the booty meat’s shape and the tailbone. Most asses will struggle to pick up form, here, if there is no supportive muscle or hard fat. Look at the trajectory of the ass, it’s unclear, it has a sharp angle in the curvature, this ass is LOST! If there isn’t strong start to the booty, it just droops like loose hanging meat. Here’s what’s happening here:

this is a woman without heels on, and she’s not trying to lean, she’s twisting to take the shot only. The Mystery Space is padded with fat, and supported by a spine suffering from lordosis for real, tailbone curved downward. See as the booty meat just dangles here, from the tailbone? It falls straight down because it’s not bulked up by muscle or fat. This pic above highlights how the ass looks like it has this great start to the top of it, only because of the lordodis going on there. If you threw some tight jeans on top of this ass, like you see many women do, and those jeans have lift, you’d swear this was an Apple Bottom, if you had an untrained eye. It’s painfully obviously how bad the booty is, here, because she’s not trying to do tricks with her ass. This is shot from a downward angle, and most women trying tricks, film from an upward angle, to make their asses look full, because you can’t see where the top of the ass starts in shots like that. Well this is what happening, to a lot of women, making them rely on tricks of using the high heels to force the lordosis, bending to tighten the ass and make it look like it’s more lifted up.  It’s these kinds of tricks, which fail, if you ask us, 90% of the time, because these tricks fail if an ass can’t bulk up or doesn’t look round, which means that ass would have to be one of the good Pig Tails to properly pull off the lordosis affect. This shot above is what happens with asses that don’t have enough meat to make a proper bulb to the booty. Then there are the ones who don’t even have the lordosis at all, nor are bending over the try to fake like having an ass. And what do most asses look like when not trying to fake the lordosis look and they don’t have lordosis? Like this below.

FLAT! If you have no real ass, it all just falls straight down, because unlike the photo just above this one, there is no tail bone to hang the fat off of, on this backside. Since the lumbar curve’s not pushing anything out, this ass needs good muscle or fat to create curvature, and it has neither, so it all falls down!

With no back curvature and no leaning, most women would NEVER take a shot like this, because it would reveal just how wack their asses are!  How about you just NOT take a goddamn photo of your ass, if it’s wack, ladies???!!!!

Protruding Tailbones and Mystery Space: Cheating by faking an Apple or GoodGhettoBooty top of ass

Now don’t confuse having a long torso, and therefor a long Mystery Space, with having a Lordosis problem. Remember, lordosis is the curving of the lumbar area to an extreme amount, not a lengthened back. The reason so many women are bending and twisting, to fake the lordosis look, mostly is because they don’t have lordosis, nor a nice ass that sticks out by itself. So along with having NO ass, some women simply just have a really long torso, combined with a Pig Tail, and they feel they have to bend to hide that long, sometimes sloped Mystery Space. If they stood straight up, they don’t like the looks of the trapezoid look to their trunk of the body, and when you combine that with a tiny, or flat ass, you can see why they bend so much. The trunk of their bodies look so big, compared to the tiny area that is the booty, but instead of just Lordosis, they have a tailbone that sits out way too far on the body.

as you can see, the woman above has the elongated look to the torso, and it’s a puffy Mystery Space, but you don’t necessarily know the lumbar is extremely curved, it could just a really fat back. He trunk looks larger than the rest of her body, especially since her legs are so tiny. So some people mistake a backside like this, for being a Tear Drop. It’s not, it’s a long, fat Mystery Space, with a booty that is a Pig Tail, and not a good one, which sits way at the bottom of the backside. You can see all of the previously discussed points, about this kind of backside, as it applies here too, with the tailbone protruding out as far as you see here. She also gets some help from the back of the leg, which we will discuss shortly. For this backside, there is no way to fake the bump of the top of the booty, the Mystery Space cancels any chance at that.

on and as we huddle to take turns writing this piece, it should be noted that a guy mentioned that this is only something that happens with white women, and that black or latin women do not have this lordosis issue, or the elongated backs look, nor do these women have to arch.  Sir, you need to shut the fuck up because…

This is not a racial thing and look, there is a black woman who has the same shit going on, like the girl just above, having the big trunk (although the woman is not wildly fat), and the ass sitting waaaaay at the bottom, but it’s being hurt by the Mystery Space fat and length. And that claim that women of color don’t do arching and bending too, to try to force the look, HA!

Whether the top of the ass is curved or straight, there is trickery to fake like the top is nicer than it is, using the lordosis effect. The problem with most dudes who like women with big ass, is that these guys are not actually checking to see the actual ass cheek formation, where they begin and end. They only care about size and don’t care about what’s really happening on the booty. Check your eyes, MANY women of color, with seemingly big butts, are being helped by Lordosis, whether real or forced, just like any other woman out there. Most guys think women of color don’t have Lordosis or try to force it because they want to believe all women of color have Good Ghetto Booties and Apple Bottoms. You guys are sadly mistaken, and what you think most of the ass out there have a nice top of the ass, because it’s hidden in tight jeans or tucked into a skirt. Many women of color also do the lordosis effect tricks, especially if they have a lof of booty meat, or back fat, because most guys can’t tell what the hell is going on in their backsides. The typical ass, stuffing her back fat in jeans and then doing the lordosis effect looks like this:

In fact, many women of color get away with faking the Apple Bottom look because you expect black women, and Caribbean latinas, to have an Apple or Good Ghetto Booty, due to the racial stereotypes that exist. As we pointed out before, those days are OVER, we’ve lost that kind of ass, by the numbers, lately.  So you really need to do a thorough check, when you’re peeping chicks in tights and tight clothing, because most are resorting to faking the lordosis look, to create a top of the booty that looks official, like this pic above. You can get such extreme curvature, in the lumbar region, that women are all bend the fuck over like an ostrich, and to the untrained, eye, and horny retards, the Mystery Space, long and plump, counts as a legitimate part of the booty. A lot of ladies like to mask the bottom of the ass, when they do this, and for good reason, which we’ll hit on in a second. To show you what many are mistaking for a real top to the ass, examine this booty up top, coming off of the back, and compare it to the booty below. Do you see the difference? Only one of these asses has that nice bump coming off of the back, and isn’t reliant upon the Lordosis effect.

Now you can clearly see where the ass begins and ends, in the pic above, and you can see that the ass cheeks start off nice and round, no need to bend over the try to make the ass seem higher or puffier. If this women bent and twisted, it would ruin the look of the booty because the booty already has nice curvature up to and is perky. There is no need to try to falsely lift the booty with tricks, so this woman doesn’t need to fake the lordosis look. Is the ass being helped by some form of Lordosis, probably, but you can’t SEE it if it is, which is what makes this ass up top nice. The problem is when women who wish they could have ass like this, see this ass, then look at their own, they try to take the Lordosis shit they have going on, and pretend like they’re the shot above. It’s ALL about faking the top of the ass!  But you have many people who are just fat in the back, and have booty meat that just doesn’t collect right, and remember we discussed that loose meat hanging from the bone syndrome? It happens with big women too, and many guys just don’t know what the fuck they’re looking at, and think the top of the ass is like this shot above. One of the advantage, that black women had, years ago, is they didn’t need to do this fake lordosis shit and if they just stood straight up and down, you would still see ass cheeks that were defined from top to bottom. They didn’t need to bend and didn’t need to have the really huge and bulbous ass you saw in the shot above. The average fat booty, without the Lordosis trickery or real lordosis help, would result in a backside like this booty, to the let. You can see there need not be any bending, and we know of a few people who said black women were cheating because as long as you had a lot of meat on your ass, you could fake the Lordosis look and look like you have fully rounded cheeks, from top to bottom. That is CLEARLY not fully true, but there is truth in it, as it relates to sloppy women, who call themselves ‘THICK’ today.  We’re the first ones in line to tell you that! The pic to the left is the typical black booty, that is nicely curved and doesn’t have the lordosis, and it has managed to collect a decent amount of meat, and be round, regardless. So black women with real ass, don’t have to cheat to have a nice Apple or Good Ghetto Booty…. however, MANY BLACK WOMEN (of today) ARE CHEATING. They’ve just gotten too fat, all over, today, and now, many large women are taking to the lordosis tricks, to try to be like the 2 women in the pics just above. So most untrained eyes and horny guys, just assume since more black ass used to look like these two shots uptop, that all the asses start off lovely, like this. They couldn’t be further from the truth. Today’s “thick”, that fake shit that it is, is really relying on Lordosis and trickery. The result is just not what the model of the picture thought it would be:

Look at that, there is a heavy case of Lordosis going on here and this woman is damn laying down while standing up! You can see that the top half of the body is upright, but then suddenly the back jumps out horizontally, which many people would mistake her BACK and that whole Mystery Space area, for being a nice top of the ass, like the Good Ghetto Booties. Well if you are really paying attention, you can see that there is a huge lump where we put that white bracket, which pokes upward, and that’s a collection of fat that has settled on top of the lumbar curve area, leading into the tailbone. She’s standing this way to pass that area off as a valid top of the ass, however, look we we drew the arrows, you can see a clear separation from that fat hump and where the booty meat looks like it takes another turn in curvature, and starts to slope downwards. That area, after the hump, is the real booty meat, while anything north of that, is purely Mystery Space that is fat!  If she stood straight up, the ass would spill into the back of the legs. This effect can clearly be seen when a woman with lordosis has a lot of ass fat, and has that back fat, but the bulb is not as round as the picture above seems to have amassed. A sample of a woman standing as straight as she can, with her lordosis is like this one here:

Now, notice how she’s not trying to arch, she’s just arched over by her fat, and with her being pudgy, it’s worse, so you know the pelvic tilt is going on here. Look at that Mystery Space though, puffy and lumpy and you surely would mistake that for ass, if she stuffed it in jeans. Pay attention to where the ass crack comes in and what the shape of the ass cheeks are like. Look at the distance between the vertical part of her back, to where the ass crack begins, then look at the distance between where the ass crack starts, and the apex of the curvature on the booty is. That’s not much curvature and that Mystery Space completely made this booty look like it’s really that big.  There isn’t any real form to the ass, it’s long and big and droopy, right? The ass spills into the leg and there is no ass and leg separation because this ass is really FLAT and long, with the loose fat dripping off of the tailbone of the Mystery Space. The ass can’t form any real curvature because it’s not there genetically. So we don’t want to hear any more bullshit about how this doesn’t happen to women or color, especially black chicks, because MOST chicks have this going on, it’s just that blacks and latinas are getting away with putting drapery on top of this area, and calling it part of the ass.  KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS BULLSHIT!  What you’re seeing here is what’s happening with most women you think are thick.  This is what’s the typical fat ass, stuffed in jeans, today, unfortunately. It’s fallen off meng!  You’re mistaking a lot of sloppy meat and a Lordosis effect, combined, for a thick woman with a big ass. This is why booty appreciation is so fucked up right now. Another stupid thing is women who stuff fat into jeans, and do this fake lordosis trick to mask what is happening on the top of of the booty, like TO POST CROOKED PICTURES where their bodies are not in proper alignment, from north to south. They’re hoping you’re so much of a retard, that their crooked retarded poses, will throw off your sense. They figure if they present their asses to you like an M.C. Escher (no you dumb fucks that not a rapper) piece, then you’ll be too confused to see through their puzzles. If they’ve not heels on, many women will take pictures where they purposely mimic the lordosis effect bending over, which automatically makes your eyes think you’re looking at supreme curvature.  On that note, let’s go back to the picture from the start of the writing, where we asked you to make a mental note of this picture below. Let’s get into what’s wrong about it.

so we corrected the body on the left, to the proper upright position it really was standing in, so you could see the trick versus the reality. The body on the left is the tilted bullshit shot most women take to make that top of the ass look like it’s that bump coming off of the Apple or Good Ghetto booty when it’s NOT either one of those asses. You know you thought that was the hottest ass ever. But notice the body on the right, once corrected, you can see a wide, plump Mystery Space, the Lordosis effect, and extra arching going on here, but you can see also that the ass’ curvature is not as full as you first thought. It’s actually not all that mostly because it’s revealed that she has a tight, stretch band squeezing leg fat in, to create a bulb for herself, since it’s clear her bottom of the ass is almost non-existent, because the back of her legs are fat and protrude out as much as the booty meat. Remember, from the Mystery Space to the back of the leg is something that is a very crucial area to pay attention to, if you have the Lordosis look and Pig Tail or Tear Drop booty. It can make or break you, as well, because if your tailbone is protruding, it’s throwing off all of the curvature of the backside!

This is why many PIG TAIL and flat assed chicks of Brasil are faking the top of the ass if they can’t get the Lordosis trick to work.  The problem with all this arching or the Lordosis brings up another issue with booties that aren’t really hot booties- if your lift your ass up, you expose the BULB and/or leg to ass connection, which tends to fall FLAT most times. You have to now consider the lordosis effect, the space that protruding tailbone creates, but also now the BULB of the booty’s relation to the back of the leg!  If you have fat legs, now you risk a non-existent bulb, and the risk of having a flat ass!

Above is such a case where the woman has her curved tailbone area, she’s leaning in, but you initially think that his is a good looking Tear Drop in front of your eyes. Most people inspecting the ass would leave it like that. But upon proper inspection, if you look at the right body in the shot, you can see where the ass crack starts, which is around where the tailbone, angled downward, begins, and immediately after this point, there is a tiny DEAD SPACE where the ass crack begins to droop off of the tailbone, and heads straight down vertically. Then you see the bulb of the booty not looking round at all, it’s elongated in look and in fact is bringing the space between the drooping meat coming off of the tailbone and the leg. That is why the curvature there is failing, the leg fat is growing and it’s eating up the bulb. We can tell from looking at how the elongated look meets the back of the leg, this woman is wide after the hip area,which makes the effect worse. This is a pear shaped woman, for sure, who’s ass is disappearing because the back of the leg fat can’t be curbed. When she tries to arch and lift her ass up, the back of the ass is only going to flatten or straighten, and it’s not going to be a good picture, so the best she is doing here is a scissor kick pose, yet she still can’t gather enough bulb meat to produce a protruding curve. That’s how the important the back of the leg, suddenly is, when you’re trying to do the Lordosis look or you actually have Lordosis.  So the Lordosis effect doesn’t work for everyone, it can expose how your ass is WACK.  Yes, you see now how fat legs can destroy even your Lordosis effect tricks!

Watermelon woman is a prime example of fake shit in a can.  Look at the bottom of her ass, where is the separation of ass and leg? It doesn’t exist, she has no separation between leg and butt, and recently she’s not bending over so much because she’s added a later of pmma injection to the top of her ass, so now she doesn’t need to bend over all the time, because she artificially inserted the BUMP that makes up the top of the ass. YUCK! Arching exposes your bulb, ladies! Better have a nice bulb before you attempt it!

Lordosis effect and the back of the leg dilemma

When the Lordosis effect is happening, or the tailbone protrudes out very far, you think it helps the booty, but in many cases, it simply does not.  Look at the Andressa Soares up top, or the chick to the left inset pic, if you check the bottom of the ass, you will notice another problem with the Lordosis effect, an elongated look to this booty.  As a woman tries to fake the lordosis look, by arching her spine back and pushing the pelvis forward and you now think she has a Tear Drop. In the inset pic here,  you saw the body on the right, and not the one of the left, you’d swear it was a Tear Drop,  and this is the type of pic that gets the retards yelling “oh shit she a wooty yo!” lol This is the problem with Pig Tails and Lordosis, if that bottom of the ass is NOT firm and round, then the booty meat has to connect to the back of the leg, somehow, right? The distance between the tailbone and the back of the leg, is now very important, because if the booty meat is not full, if that booty can’t form a bulb, or protrude out further than the tailbone, then that loose booty meat has to cover the spread between the tailbone and the back of the leg, and it won’t be pretty! At this point, now the back of the leg is a major factor in the booty’s curvature, due to the false start and protruding of the tailbone, due to lordosis. In the inset pic to the left, it highlights that you don’t have to be fat to have loose meat at the bulb of the booty, and with lordosis, and the back of the leg, you can get a very long looking ass, or a flat ass, with the collection of fat in the bulb, if it’s not tight like the best Pig Tails are, or the ass can’t fill up near or on top of the tailbone, to create a bump or a slope.  Never did anyone think to look here, but we’re telling you that due to the lordosis effect, the back of the leg can make or break a booty, because if your tailbone is going to protrude out further than the back of the leg, depending on how the leg is positioned, the bulb will morph about in a sloppy way, if it’s not built up properly.  What about a Pig Tail that can group booty meat properly? That is the booty that many swear is an Apple Bottom most times, when it clearly isn’t, but it’s got a killer bulb, so much so that you almost don’t notice the Lordosis going on.  However, to stress the important of the back of the legs, with the bottom of the booty, look at this ass has that NO LORDOSIS EFFECT WHAT SO EVER happening, yet she has a huge bulb of the ass, and flat, squared, boxy torso:

See, that back is NOT arched, there is no posing here, she’s just going about her way and look at that bulb. Sure, the whole top of the ass is completely flat, but look at how full that bulb is (sure she’s in tights which help mold the bulb but look at its size). The back of the leg being tamed, flat and not as fat as the front of the thigh, allows the fat to collect well. If she has the Lordosis effect going on, this would probably not look at good as it does here, because the curvature of the bulb would have to look longer to meet the tailbone, which would be protruding out enough to make the top of the ass not look so flat. Then the bulb would would need MORE fat to keep the bulb’s shape, because the key is the space between the back of the leg, and the apex of the booty/or tailbone, determine the girth of the bulb. The bulb only goes out as far as the tailbone here.

So the positioning of the tailbone and the positioning of the back of the leg, also are a major factor of the Lordosis effect. How well the bulb can form is directly affected by this space there, and the Lordosis effect can make or break an ass, depending on the ability of the bulb to be round and full!  Now let’s take a look where an ass is make up only of the bulb, with a protruding tailbone:

Now put what we have just said, into perspective, when you’re checking out some of the ass you think is so hot, today. You will notice that a LOT of women are passing for hot, because they happen to get lucky that the fat that they’ve collected, in the BULB, after the tailbone issue of lordosis, makes that under ass look really sweet. The best of the Pig Tails have this affect, and it’s half of an ass, but when it’s done right, it’s damn near irresistible, especially if they have a gap and/or a beautiful ass smile.  So there is much more pressure on the Pig Tail to look right, because more times than not, it’s only a Pig Tail due to the booty’s alignment with the Lordosis caused positioning of the tailbone, and most Pig Tails look like nothing desirable.  The thing about good Pig Tails is when they take side shots, as you have seen MANY times in our Send Ur PIcs section, you can’t tell if a nicely polished Pig Tail is a Tear Drop or not!  When the Lordosis effect pushes that tailbone out far, and the Mystery Space is slanted down, you can’t always tell if it’s a slant to a top of an ass or if It’s just pudgy Mystery Space, but you’re mostly focused on the great curvature of the underside of the ass.  You can quickly be fooled into thinking a Pig Tail, with the Lordosis effect helping it, is a different booty class:

Notice how you don’t know what class of ass it is, at first, she has the lordosis effect, but she’s also forcing it to happen too, plus a Mystery Space you can’t tell where anything begins or ends on. She has the front leg planted, which flexes a beautiful collection of booty meat, making up the bulb of this booty. That is a flawless bulb! The thing is though, examine that Mystery Space, look how long it is, plus it’s got plumpness. You know the tailbone curves downward, which is why she’s arching so much, but you’ve seen already, all this arching only serves to elevate the booty up higher than it really is on the body. So what we do is take the semi-circle that makes up the curvature we see, then half it, to discover where the real ass is. That’s a 1/4 circle which we know if you have a protruding tailbone like this, and this long look, the ass is 1/4 circle and starts from the point of the tailbone down. Since it’s nice and round in the bulb area, we give an inch more curvature, so it’s a little more than a 1/4 of the circle because of how exceptional the bulb is.  Now that bulb standing out like that, is only possible, due to the fat that her back of the legs are in check, and those legs are sexy.  The legs help make this bulb what is is, by not being in the way!

Above, as you can clearly see the Lordosis is set in, forced and natural both here, but she can’t fake that long and wide Mystery Space. She can’t fake the start to the ass, and anything above the line we drew up top, is flat, and not part of the ass. Anything below contributes to the round bulb, which collects very well down there.  You get a sense of where where the tailbone protrudes, to give the ass the appearance of depth and girth, but what is most impressive is the ability of the bulb of this booty, to collect in a tight, round manner, leading into the back of the leg. So what you’re really looking at, on most of these asses is not a full ass curved in a semi-circular shape, from top to bottom, rather a quarter-circle of ass from top to bottom, starting at the tailbone. The better that curve, the better the booty, and no one is even noticing how the top of the booty is completely not there, because the attention is all on the bulb. Why is this bulb so good?  The secret is in the size and shape of the booty, as it is clearly separated from the back of the leg. The girth of the booty is all due to the back of the leg not interfering with the bulb’s development.  If the tailbone wasn’t pushed out so far, the booty would look completely different, and you would have a flat ass or a Tear Drop, depending on how much fat and muscle could combine, and if a woman worked on the top of her ass, she would be approaching Apple status. So for the protruding tailbone, it almost certainly guarantees most a Pig Tail, so now it’s up to the space between the tailbone and the back of the leg to create a good ass. It sounds crazy to try to picture it, so let’s try to illustrate it.

So in the pic above, you can see that whatever is happening between the tailbone and the back of the leg, that girth is what will ultimately make or break a booty that has Lordosis.  This model is squeezing her back of the legs in a tad, simulating a bulb that is defined but would look great on this backside, but you can see clearly that if you went in a straight plane down, from the tailbone to the floor, the booty meat sticking out is the only part that protrudes further than the tailbone. Thing about that little big of fat you see poking out past the yellow box we drew, how can you get excited about that little shit? So many people are lucky that they have back of the legs that aren’t so fat or full, because this makes it possible for the little bit of bulb to shine. Here, she’s squeezing leg fat in, but if her back of the leg were to be flatter naturally, that makes the ass instantly look fully because legs are not in the way. Slimmer back of the legs, equals more ass meat to play with. After the apex on the curve of the booty, that distance to the back of the leg, better not be a long distance, if there isn’t proper curvature to the bottom of the booty. Still, you like this booty because it’s TINY, with a tiny bit of meat, leading to the back of the leg. This also proves that if you have an ugly Mystery Space, life’s not over if you can amass ass in the undercarriage of your ass, properly. Women with this issue should pay close attention, and get to work on that bulb and you’re good to go!

Now that was all fun and well, but the main problem to this forcing of a woman’s body, to retard, is really annoying, because so many are doing this to fake like they have a nice ass, and so many more are expecting women to do all this fake twisting, wearing heels, and destroying their posture, for our enjoyment. What kind of asshole would actively support women forcing the lordosis look on themselves, so that he can enjoy it, yet doesn’t care about the health conditions involved in women forcing their bodies to retard? A RETARD, that’s who. Many many many RETARDS are trying to promote women forcing their bodies to retard more, to produce the Lordosis effect, for beauty. You see it everywhere there is some flat assed woman, in magazines, TV and now all over other social media, telling women to throw out their backs, wear the heels and arch out, in order to look like you have an ass, and fuck up your spine in the process, who cares. Many of them are also sites that deal in dishing out punishment to women, ironically enough. Every day, someone sends us links to women they believe are sexy, but lately, it’s been nothing but snuff film looking shit and things that look painful to ladies. We got many of the lordosis links from blogrolls of sites with the common theme of hurting women. It’s crazy. The people sending us stuff, lately, are not the same Assmatrix.com fans of yesterday. They like to beat women, choke women, so you’d have to understand why they have no problems with a woman forcing her body into uncomfortable positions, in order to please a guy’s visions. When you think of it, doesn’t that sound really sick and sad of dudes? Even more pathetic is that many women are actually loving the fact that it helps them pretend they have an ass!  So women are not going to stop doing it, they’re going to continue to destroy their spines and will pay for it later in life, but don’t care as long as some dude thinks they look pretty in photos, right now. Incredible!  It’s a kin to hearing dudes who say they don’t give a shit that women are injecting harmful chemicals into their assholes, and putting in implants and all this shit that endangers the health of women, AS LONG AS MEN GET TO SEE A NICE ASS. We want to see some nice ass, but we don’t promote women hurting themselves, in the process, that’s absurd.  We appreciate the beauty of women, natural beauty, and some of you other dudes just think of booty appreciation as women are only sexual objects. That’s the difference between our approach to Booty Appreciation, and others’ approaches, sure we’re looking at ass and loving it, but it’s not different, to us, than women loving a guy’s face, or abs or hair and getting pinups of Mathew Mcconnehey or Tyson Beckford in their cubicles at work.  You’re appreciating what you like to look at, and no one gets hurt in the process, it’s all good. But this wave of nutjob dudes are turning booty appreciation into like a fetish porn, sadistic vibe, that we want no part of.  This is why guys want their girls to go get ass implants and injections so much, and want to cane them and stuff things in their assholes like crazy today.  Many argue (using HELEN FISHER’s theories as reason) “but but ANIMALS walk around all arched over wanting to get fucked…” well then why don’t you go fuck an animal then, you nasty fuck!  We don’t like how trying to make your body handicapped is seen as an acceptable form of beauty and we certainly don’t like that so many are faking like they have ass, using their bullshit reasoning that “BUT.. BUT… RATS GET FUCKED LIKE THAT!”, as justification for retarded behavior. Are we seriously promoting women hurting themselves, or us hurting women, all just to make us men horny?  And then to know women love doing it and support this shit???  WTF?  I don’t know, fellas, you fucking dudes are screwed up, in your heads, today- and women, you’re not too far behind!  It’s contagious retardation!  Women who are doing it are trying to make their asses look bigger, and nothing else! That’s why they always try to get the shot from the bottom look upward, at the ass, to make the ass look bigger and fuller, because they know the top of the ass is FLAT! Fuck what Helen Fisher or any other person says, you’re not trying to be a cat in heat, you’re trying to fake an ass! That’s all they’re saying “hey you don’t have an ass like those blacks and latinas with ass, so let’s pretend it’s sexy for you to fake like you have one, that will even up the playing field”.

Look around you, there is a reason so many broads are walking around fat and with canes. Their backs hurt like hell, and they’re not even old!  They can’t walk, they must sit down on a train or a bus or they feel like they’re going to die!  You ladies are sick in the head, doing this for vanity, I’m sorry.  There is a fucking reason we have whole medical fields dedicated to correcting lordosis, it’s not something fun to live it, and you will learn your lessons, one day, women! We don’t care to hear the bullshit excuses that you’re bending over trying to look sexy for men, NO you’re bending over because your ass is not up to snuff! Admit it. You’re trying to make your ass look better than it really is because you’re too lazy to eat right and exercise.  Leave that shit alone and go do some fucking sit ups and crunches, instead, you lazy shits!