BACK-SIDE EDITION: PART 2
WIDE IS THE NEW THICK
Oh it doesn’t matter any more if you actually have a shapely but big collection of fat that makes up your booty. It doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad nowadays, as long as you’re getting fatter and fatter, the general consensus is that your ass must be getting fatter and fatter too- and in the minds of many, big all over means you have a big butt naturally. Uhhh… we’re so screwed! Follow us…
STARTED WITH A NICE BOTTOM, NOW YOU’RE JUST SLOP!
Do you love big booty? What about big booty do you love? Do you think you have a big booty? What if we were to tell you that most people who like big booty not only don’t really like big booty, but are actually infatuated with likely everything BUT the booty? Many ladies believe that if you can grab fat from the backside, with your hands, then you have a booty! Sounds silly right, but unfortunately, from talking to many and from the emails and notes we receive from fam and fans, when we quiz people on what they want, or they send submissions highlighting what they like, people tend to admit that they are confused about what they are seeing, or simply are describing what they like that is actually NOT the booty. Ok, here’s an example, you ever look on youtube for a video that will feature a big booty? You ever notice that most of the time, you’re seeing something that is of some old lady, or some really really huge bbw chick, but not EXACTLY what you wanted to see in a ‘big booty’? That’s because BIG BOOTY means completely different things to different people, and most people are describing things, by the title of their videos, that you actually don’t SEE IN THE VIDEOS! You see ‘big everything else’, but not big booty. Do a search and test that one out, you’ll be amazed and ask “WHAT ASS?” or “WHAT BOOTY?” when you look at the videos. Something really bad is happening out there, and it’s leading a lot of ladies to write us because they don’t know what the hell to make of their backsides because they too have bought into the craziness that is out there today. So when we ask if you like big booty or not, we’re wondering if you even know where the booty is on what you’re looking at! ..Or do you just like the idea of very wide skin-space with a large collection of fat, so much so that you can’t tell what’s booty and what’s not? And do you like it dressed up in tights or pants or other trickery to make it pretend like it’s a nice, round booty? Most people will answer HELL NO to the trickery but in reality you are loving the trickery and don’t know what’s the real ass and not, so you can’t tell you’re even being tricked most times. You know how we know? You like stuff like this…
This (below) is called “Latino woman with perfect shape” <– it’s “LATINA” BRO! LOL but “SHAPE?” What shape are they referring to? Shape of what, exactly? Shape of the ASS if what they’re talking about. They think it’s really nice, what do you think of it? Watch the video then look at the picture AFTER to compare your notes against ours.
What part of that ass was so appealing to you before looking at the photograph with the comments? Did you spot what we spotted?
That is a very obvious example of the problem with backshots, but what happens when it’s really really wide where the problems are more pronounced than the booty itself. What part of that is really booty? Did you see it go from bad to worse, like we did, as she moved/was moved by the camera? This is because the problem with her backside is her ass is not the real focus here.
Look at the same things happening but from a frontal view. Here is a video of a woman who is considered ‘THICK” and has an “ASS SO FAT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE FRONT”, as one fan said as he shared the video link. The odd thing is that people said that first video is NOTHING LIKE the one below (but the same thing is happening):
and lastly, the most common booty being seen and mistaken for a backside that is completely a big, thick booty is the video below, which people said is nothing like either or the earlier two:
People see black skin and wideness and automatically believe tha ass must be HUGE on that and protrudes out from the back so far, although you’re seeing only the 2-D look. lol Check the leg area versus ass creases, anything familiar there?
What if we told you that ALL OF THEM are suffering from the same issues and are in fact similar and not that different? Just because you dump more and more fat in jeans, that doesn’t mean that you have more booty, but that’s the problem with the world right now. Some people don’t like the really large backsides like that last video, but they love the previous ones suffering from the same problem. People said the booties were different sizes but they were really talking about the width of the body, all of which is gauged from a backshot or front shot angle. The fact of the matter is that all of them stuff a bunch of fat into tight clothing and want you to think they’re thick and have curves, as the pants they’re wearing most likely promotes. Depending on your definition of a big booty, you might prefer one or the other of these women up in the videos, and ladies who are lazy and don’t want to work on themselves will respond in kind to your attention. Even if the ladies are not the same levels of sloppiness of the body, the pants are the great neutralizers for these women, giving all kinds of sloppy shapes a handicap, and one large woman looks almost no different from another, as bad bodies get faked for good looking bodies, once the tricks are pulled off on you. To us, all of the women in the videos above are the same, just different body shapes, because each of them had major issues with what was truly the booty and what was not! So guys who hated one, and not the other, were not talking about actual booty that they liked or hated, because you couldn’t tell what was booty, and clearly means they were focusing on something entirely different. Well this is what a lot of women HOPE you will react like. Those women (in the videos above) all have the same problem, and have the same tricks working on your brain. What is happening here is that your brain is not making sense of all of the fat mass that you are seeing being projected towards your eyes. So a lot of people just think that as long as there is a lot of meat in front of you, then that’s all good booty meat and it gives you a lot of stuff to play with (meaning a lot of fat to fondle). You just see a bunch of slop you can play with, and it translates to ‘fun’ to many guys. Do women really like when a guy is feeling up her leg when the thinks it’s her ass? And does that woman know he’s fooled into thinking her leg is her ass? Well no, women do NOT like when a guy mistakes a part of the body for another, especially if it’s because of a bunch of fat! It’s like feeling her fat rolls and saying “oh baby your tits are nice and warm” or something. Same thing with booty, except ladies will pretend along and let you overhype yourself on something ladies clearly know they don’t like, the lack of clear separation of booty and leg. So they will do whatever it takes to hide this problem, and there are whole industries dedicated to this trickery.
Just like we told you previously in PART 1 of this piece, women are content with overeating and hoping to stuff fat in tight clothing, hoping you won’t recognize that they don’t have a nice, big butt. It’s so easy to have stuff like jeans and tight articles of clothing outline a woman’s shape and attempt to help your brain identify what is booty and what is not, but your brain completely falls apart when you don’t have the tricks helping you out, to help you identify what is booty and what is not booty. The fans of the site write in and say that they don’t know why they feel sad when they are not wearing jeans and trick clothing but we tell them simply that the reality, without the trickery, ends up hurting someone’s feelings when they finally see the truth. The most complained about and also the most praised booty view, is the BACKSHOT. The backshot confuses way too many people because they can’t decode what is going on most times, and need leading lines of photography tricks, to understand what they’re looking at, as submitters of content, fans and even experts all admit. Take that inset picture to the left, it looks soooo good to the eyes, you think it’s the best ass ever because your eyes are drawn to a falsified Ass Smile due to jeans that gather the fat. If you look close though, the right ass cheek shows a spillage of fat over the leg fat of the right leg. You never see booty mean fold over leg fat in the outside corners, and certainly see Ass Smiles that are that long into the saddlebags, but you will throw out all logic when viewing these kinds of BACKSHOT pictures, even though all evidence is right in front of you. The ass looks wide and full, creating the appearance of a huge booty that is that way when you take off the pants. You know that’s not true though, but the backshot and the widening angle of the shot makes you throw out logic. The Backshot is a huge tool in aiding wack ass in looking better than it really is. We’ll admit, it’s hard to know what you’re looking at, most times, and when women send submissions to SEND YOUR PICS, they have these great “AH HA!” moments, because they learn what is booty meat and what is not, finally. Dudes who write us complain that they don’t agree that back fat or leg fat is not booty, but these guys are mostly guys who have women they thought had really nice asses and then we break the reality and we learn that these dudes just like wide stretches of skin in the midsection and below. They don’t like finding out that they were tricked by their girls into thinking their girls had nice asses. Both sides, women and men, who argue with us over what is booty meat and what is not, seem to be stuck on the backshot. This is the most confusing shot, and many women do NOT want to do this shot, without doing some form of trickery, especially if she doesn’t have wide hips and wide legs. We know the reasons why, and will get into that shortly. Maybe women send us front and back shots as proof of a big booty but they don’t know how to read either one properly. Since in a backshot, most think they only have the outline of a woman’s body as reference to her booty, they think that as long as you see wide flesh, that automatically translates into big booty to them. Well that has had a really bad consequence, one that women are taking to heart and acting out on.
When there is so much skin showing, and with dude’s being so thirsty today, the guys feel they’re seeing forbidden meat not allowed to be seen ever in life. It’s not like American chicks have been in Berkas their whole lives and only now you’re seeing skin so you go crazy, it’s because you’re a thirsty, hard-up ass dude. The eat with their eyes, but in most cases they’ve bitten off more than they can chew. That’s the number 1 reason guys are mistaking wide loads for thick chicks with booty. The number 1 reason women mistake it is because many are getting lazy and fat, so it’s best to pretend like you always wanted to be wide and fat (when in reality you never wanted to be that) and that it’s a good thing. Since so many are getting fat, you have no shame because too many don’t have any shame it’s social complicity. So the affect on your brain is you see all that mass of meat stuck together in 1 clump and your brain is just pasting all the exposed skin together and saying it’s a big booty, neglecting the fact that you don’t clearly know where the booty meat is. That is the biggest problem that many people writing in to us are complaining about. There is too much fat or too much exposed skin on most bodies, and the real booty meat is not easily identifiable, which opens up a whole world of trickery by women. That is why many women write us and complain that they thought they were hot until they read our writings. We debunk the fuckery. The problem is that most women are not Apple Bottoms, most women are Tear Drops, because they’re supposed to be smaller bodies, but have become fatter and fatter through the years. As women are becoming more and more lazy, and not doing exercise, muscle is gone and women’s body shapes are not scaling even if they did have some curvature. Women are really stuck on the bodies they used to have, and are thinking that after getting so fat, that they are going to return to the same exact size that they were, when they were smaller. Well when you get so fat that you get all that skin stretching, you’re not guaranteed to go back to the original size or shape you once had, especially in the booty area. Once that curvature is gone, and it was all fat to begin with, you’re not guaranteed to get ANYTHING back. This is why you have to work out to bulk up the booty with muscle, because you can’t bank on fat making up nice curvature. In SEND YOUR PICS, we advise ladies on what to work on and what is out of order, but we tell them straight up, you’re not going to get back to tiny with nice ass definition if you’ve completely lost it, and at that point, exercise is highly suggested to build muscle behind that fat. Your ass is not like a balloon you release a little bit of air from and it’s back to smaller form, no harm no foul.
WIDE IS THE NEW THICK: HISPANIC AND LATIN VERSION
What’s also been revealed to us is that a lot of skinny ethnic chicks are trying to overeat to get fatter in the lower regions, but they’re not smart enough to realize that if you have no ass now, you won’t have any ass later if you only get fat and don’t try to build muscle in the ass. That is the main reason we have these people writing in, they used to be smaller bodied and didn’t have nice asses, but and thought the weight gain would make them thick. Ultimately, these women just throw the fat into leggings and tight pants to try to manipulate the fat to fake out men, making men think there is more ass than really is there. Once guys disrobe this women, the jig (or the jiggle) is up, so women are very stupid for doing this since that guy is planning on leaving you soon after you fool them. It’s so bad out there that women are doing implants to try to make HIP FAT if they can’t grow it. A few Hispanic women reached out to us and asked our opinions about getting surgery to widen themselves out since overeating isn’t putting the weight directly where the ladies want. So they pointed us to the procedures they were trying to get (of course we told them to not do this nonsense- and 3 went and did it anyway but don’t want to share the after photos because we all know they don’t like what they did. LOL). The widening procedure is huge in Latin America Check out this site you see they even put in “NEW” for hip implants. They’re going stupid trying to ‘fill out’, especially BOXY BROWN HISPANIC chicks who are shaped like Sponge Bob with barrel bodies. Their bodies don’t scale well at all, especially after babies, and they come out with barrel bodies and toothpick legs. So they go and get those implant and injections on the HIP, to try to get that expanded WIDE look to the backside. Their asses are flatter than a wall but as long as they get the look that makes the meat look wider, that’s their idea of getting a bigger butt. The result is disgusting shit where the legs are all chickenleg looking and the hip-body looks like the neck rest of a ‘72 caddy (see that inset picture to the left). When they do that, the almost always end up looking like the bottom of the ass is really narrow dangling tiny fat, and the top corners are this squared off shelf. You can’t modify the top corners of your ass when the bottom of your ass hasn’t grown since you were 10. …but they’re out there doing it, trying to fill out the other parts of the backside and most of them are trying to combat the fact that they don’t have real hips, they look squared already. A lot of Latinas turn to this because they want to get a man so desperately that they figure that hips is more important than a big booty, considering that many of these kinds of hispanics don’t tend to have ass in abundance anyway, they tend to have flat asses but wide hips more often than anything. So to not have hips is as saddening to them as black chicks who see they don’t have ass. So they vow to GO WIDER in the backside area, by way of surgery, if they can’t overeat to gain that slop. Then they jack up their pants way up there like high up on the back, to make you think that injection is part of the ass. If you see old hispanic women with seemingly big asses, check the top of the ass for what we just mentioned here. We’re just as upset to know this as you are, trust us!
More examples can be found HERE.
You want to see a sample account of what we just said (because we know you don’t believe that Hispanics are huge in doing this shit). AssMatrix.com Community comes back reporting all kinds of of ill stuff! Look at the make me heal album here –> CLICK HERE FOR HONEST OPINION/DOCUMENTATION OF 1 WOMAN (SD619_3bebes) WHO HAS DONE THIS . She gives you shots of what was done and of course, she stuffs it in jeans. Look at the bottom of her ass though, not good, just like we said in the last two paragraphs.
Here is an original (she’ll never show you a BACKSHOT without pants or coverup! She’s still not confident about that view, so she is FULLY aware that angle is going to ruin your opinion)Here is what happens with jeans and her surgery (notice the bottom of the ass)
We quiz many ethnic chicks daily about their thoughts about this stuff and this is what they come back telling us. You might wonder why these women let themselves become so disillusioned, but 8 out of 10 will say something like “I thought my ass was nice since no one has ever complained about it and all of their favorite position with me was in doggy style“. These ethnic ladies become very defensive about this stuff and bring up the past, then blame someone, anyone. lol They mostly start bragging that they get a lot of easy sex from guys so how could that mean that they have ugly butts when so many guys want to have sex willingly. I know, dumb. Others say things like “guys are never satisfied, so if you have a big butt they’ll leave you for a butt that’s bigger”. They might not be so wrong about that, with a guy who is too obsessed with one type of ass, but in most cases, when we asked guys, we were frightened to learn what most had to say- whether they were serious or trying to make a joke, they still said some pretty cruel stuff. So to the majority of women thinking they have a nice ass because they get a lot of fucks, you need to know that a lot of guys admitted that once they realized the ass was not as hot as they thought (that they admit they were fooled), these dudes get back on the hunt for other stuff. Yeah, a lot of guys, who were fooled into thinking you had a nice ass, or come to the realization we mention in this writing, are not going to try to be mean to you and tell you that your ass is terrible, if they’re getting sex on demand. Lots of dudes are thirsty or just don’t want to hurt your feelings, but someone not telling you that your ass is not hot does not then mean that your ass is HOT. WTF kind of logic is that? A LOT of women tell us this, we can’t believe so many think that. Complete disillusion by women. Guys have sex with you, mostly in doggy, not because you have a nice ass, because they don’t want to look at you face to face- likely because they want to bust and don’t want the guilt of what they’re doing to ruin their high, or you’re just really ugly and they don’t want to see your face. A lot of these guys will just play along, and convince themselves also that they are having sex with a really thick woman with a nice, big ass too. It’s like they photoshopped you while sexing you too. The same problem of all that exposed skin with no real booty meat takes its toll on the untrained male eye too. These guys just hold on to wide fat and ride like a bucking bronco. These guys become convinced, especially when a woman’s day to day is all about perpetuating the lie that she has a real shape, when she clearly knows she does not. At that point, you have men and women on the same page of what is a nice booty and body, and you’d be surprised to learn that most people, EVEN WOMEN, do not know where a woman’s hips are, versus where her leg fat is! Yeah sounds stupid, but maybe you have the same problem so Part 1 of this piece addressed that.
In our Send Your Pics section (where women submit shots of themselves for our study), the shot that most worries women, is the BACKSHOT. It’s a 2-D shot, so being that it’s not at an angle, the brain might not be able to interpret what is booty meat and what is not, in the proper manner. So our brains will race to what we think must be the correct and full story about what we are seeing in front of us (since we see everything in 3-D normally). A photo removes 3-D, and the trick of photography is to tell a story with the 2-D to make it look 3-D or to put emphasis on something you are showing in the picture. So women like to take advantage of these 2-D shots to make you assume a bunch of things about their asses, in 3-D especially if they happen to pull off a backshot. Well the backshot just looks PLAIN and BORING to many, but to us, it tells a whole world of truth that most of our fans know, but didn’t really realize that they knew. Most women are not cognizant of the physical reactions they have, as a result of their perception of their own backshots! Sometimes, they don’t realize that they will try to dress up a photo by posing in silly ways, because they don’t like the 2-D look because it makes them “look flat”. So many women will simply send us pics (or take pic and put on the net), of backshots where they bend over or arch to make their hips/legs/ass very WIDE. The “WIDE” look is what they hope will translate into “THICK WITH LOTS OF BOOTY”! So making yourself look WIDE is what many women are hoping gets communicated as the ‘in thing’ now, which is to be “faux-thick” since that’s so popular today. This decision to GO WIDE has women looking like straight FOOTBALL WIDE RECEIVERS physically!! lol Most of the women don’t realize that they’re doing it, when we asked them. On the flip side, even more so, guys are confused by the backshot because they also translate WIDE into THICK, and claim “women big a big ass like doggy style”. Really? Maybe dudes are projecting their OWN wants on women there, but these guys don’t realize also that they are trying to many anything wide looking into a big, full Ghetto Booty Elite class booty, even though their women (or subject they’re referencing to us) is NOT with a real, nice booty. So they become saddened when they realize that wide doesn’t mean FULL. We also note that somehow race entered into the equation with some people, when it came to whether or not a woman had a nice, big booty, even though the backshot was basically identical. So not only is the damn girth of the woman confusing in the backshot, but due to race, some people will ASSUME a woman has an big ass or not, even if they’re the same size WIDTH-WISE. That’s REALLY dumb, that but that’s what’s going on in the minds of these folks. So we’d like to address this portion of the audience, and their problems with seeing these backshots, by throwing up a quick visual quiz: Think of your answer before proceeding (see if you get what’s going on).
Are these nice, big asses? Why do you believe so (not so)? Is there any difference between the two pictures below??? Remember your answer as you progress in this piece.
… you’d be surprised to know that people said there was a major difference (a majority said that the darker skinned ladies had nice, big asses, but the light skinned ladies did not have nice and/or big asses. Others mostly said both were both big and nice asses. VERY INTERESTING! AND SCARY!).
The big problem with those 2 pictures right above, with 2 sets of wide-backsided women stacked on each other, is that BOTH SETS FEATURE WOMEN WHO ARE SPREADING THEIR LEGS, ARE ARCHED OVER, AND DON’T HAVE ANY REAL CLEAR SEPARATION OF BACK, BUTT AND LEG FAT SO THERE ISN’T REALLY ANY DEFINITION. THE WIDE OUT look is what they’re going for, and you seeing so much exposed, wide skin makes you say “BIG BUTT!” But it was funny to see people say the blacks had nice, big butts, while the whites did not. That’s the brain failing you again! Regardless of skin color, regardless of how much skin is showing, each of them doesn’t have a very well defined backside. What does that mean? Women figure that if they can get fat and skin to cover a larger amount of area, then guys looking on will assume that they have big asses, and the wider you make your backside look (bending or whathaveyou), the more appealing and FULL she will look. What that actually does is ushers the way for a DUMPY look to be the new faux-thick look, as today, WIDE is in!
Many people said Miley Cyrus has a nice ass after that Blurred Lines performance at the award show. …but Why? That backshot got ‘em!
Yeah you saw Miley Cyrus’ flat ass bending over. The ass doesn’t exist there, no matter how much bending she does, but most people thought that because she was a tiny body, that’s why her “twerking” attempt looked terrible. She doesn’t have a lot of booty meat, it’s just loose, tiny fat that is Pig Tail under the body and it was tightly smashed into her outfit. That dangling fat is the only that that moved around when she tried to twerk, and it looked disgusting. But had Miley had a bunch more loose fat hanging about and dangling from those shorts, then she would be seen as the TWERK QUEEN by many! lol It’s all that sloppy fat bouncing around that makes twerking exciting. Many know this, and know that they don’t have any real nice looking asses so they want to stuff as much fat as possible into shorts and pajamas or whatever to do ass shaking. The fact of the matter is if you can’t move well, your twerking sucks extra but if you have no meat, what are you twerking exactly?! Twerking involves hurling loose, wobbly fat from side to side, up and down, yet most women don’t like loose meat jiggling all over the place, being seen in public. That’s pretty embarrassing to many, but it’s embraced by sloppy blacks/latinos, and they make it COOL to be a slob. Twerking allows sloppy women to think they’ve real ass, because a lot of women are wiggling wide and large amounts of fat all about. If it’s cool to have that much fat dangling, then many will copy, right? Examples? You know… like THIS … and THIS… This is what encourages obesity, folks, women with no shapes who now find entertaining ways to think they’re health issues are sexy- NICE. lol Even strippers like to wobble their leg fat, especially when they don’t really have ass to twerk or wobble. It’s to make their ass cheeks move because the dominant fat collection is the LEG FAT and not the booty fat, so to move the booty fat, they have to wobble the leg fat to pull the booty! Didn’t know that, did you? If you can’t really ass clap, if you can’t do real twerking where only the big ass meat collecting is bouncing about, you’re likely trying to overcompensate for not having ass, by jiggling that nasty leg fat. In fact, that’s a major trick when you don’t have much separation of booty and leg, and you have to convey booty shaking motion, and both tricks are at play with most low-grade TWERKING videos, or when you’re looking at pictures of a booty from the back. The WIDE IS THE NEW THICK trick is working on you, you don’t know were booty versus any other part of the body separates, especially in twerking, so you assume all those moving parts HAVE TO BE BOOTY, because what else would be jiggling so much.
Since a lot of women mostly have loose fat back there, it’s hanging down from the body like a soggy diaper, many have to try to focus attention to the underpinnings of the booty, to keep you entertained or fool you. If you look under the booty, you think you see nice and round ass, but if you look at it from any other angle, the ass looks pretty flat and saggy. Fact is that if you don’t have a well maintained class of booty, it’s going to droop and become the bad form of a Pig Tail, and when that happens you’re going to really need to resort to tricks because likely that means your separation between booty meat and other areas are separated by blurred lines that are eroding quickly. But that’s why the twerk videos keep popping up with more and more sloppy subjects, because they’re looking at fat thighs jiggling and think that makes them eligible to do a twerk video, although they have zero ass! You only need hunks of FAT to do a twerk video, by today’s standard, but the secret it to stay FLAT to the camera, in 2-D as much as possible, so no one can tell if it’s your leg or your ass jiggling around so much- and most times it’s leg fat and droopy fat butt in most videos. If you view any video of twerking where the lady is not with her back to the viewer, and you slow it down, that ass will look DISGUSTING the way it wobbles around. Most know this, so they say in the backshot, flat to the viewer! So this contributes to why all that fat from under the body and from the legs are the new focus on booty appreciation, the rise of crap like twerking and how anyone thinks they’re an expert twerker because they’re fat and twitch all spastic and such. Pair that up with the revelation that booties are elongating and seeming growing bigger, when in reality everything but the butts are growing bigger, and more and more tricks are being employed to confuse the eyes to what’s going on, the future doesn’t look good folks. That’s why we have a lot of skinny chicks not throwing up anymore, and instead they’re overeating and taking it to the videos to twerk or take booty pictures, but these subjects have to rely on old tricks to disguise their failed attempts to turn sloppiness into real ass after they’ve exploded in weight, hoping to pass for real women with ass. Since most women trying to enter booty appreciation today are unexciting Pig Tails, trying to fake like it’s better than it really is all over the net, they’re trying to use the WIDE angle of a collection of fat to manipulate perception.
Let’s examine a common WIDE IS THE NEW THICK trick shot that you see today with regards to getting your eyes to not notice what is real booty meat, in 2-D. Let’s go to a visual quiz:
Is this a big butt?OK, so what was so hot about it? Was that a BIG booty? Was it a nice, big booty? If you can’t answer either of these in 1 second, then you’re not a good booty enthusiast, because even in this tricky 2-D shot, you should be able to easily separate out what is booty meat vs what is not. If you said this was a nice booty, or even a big booty, you are WRONG! Let’s walk through this…Did you see the same things we saw?
It’s the problem with 3-D (the image the woman would be in person) translated digitally as 2-D (the flat photo you see), but look at the tricks of the camera:
1) There is a trick with that bottom of the booty being closer to the camera making it look bigger and fuller than it is, because the upper body is in the background looking so much smaller. This warped view is how you do photoshop type warping affects using natural photography (trick positioning). That’s the same trick PORN uses to make penises and butts look bigger by using pushed-in up close shots or POV camera filming. So the focus was to try to point the ass at the camera, make it the focus as it would appear to be the biggest thing in the picture.
2) It’s angled upward (positioned below the booty) and a shot like that is to mask the flat top of the ass (which is so flat you can see the fat of the lower back poking out below where the tatt is). And angled shot like this is to make you think the ass has more meat on it than it really does, so if it’s a Pig Tail with barely any ass meat on it (thong up the ass is in full view doesn’t get swallowed even a little bit) you think all sides of the booty are round because the undercarriage might suggest that it is round (it’s not).
3) She’s angled outward, sticking out her hip and leg fat. That opens up the hips and makes the leg fat look wider, and because there is no real separation of booty and any of the other areas, you naturally assume that the real booty meat must be ALL of the exposed skin you see there. Making her bottom half of the body look wider makes you think her booty meat is really big. We can see that the top of the ass is FLAT and the bottom is neither full nor round as you can see it’s just a Pig Tail with a flat top and all the fat is under the body and in the legs. Notice that the legs are much wider than the actual booty but she’s scooted the fat up with the angle, and a little bit higher she could have convinced you that all of that leg fat is booty meat.
So why did that picture work on you? Because you’re not checking where the booty meat really is (because you can’t really gauge it properly from an angle like this) in relation to what other fat is in the picture (which you can see and should therefore look there to try to see what is booty meat and what is not). Notice how you didn’t deduce what was booty meat from other meat, naturally, you just accepted that all of that fat is booty meat, and therefore said she had a big booty (assuming that means NICE big booty). This is typical of a chick who is supposed to be smaller but gets fat and is now trying to play up the fat gain rather than take her ass to a gym. This is a big common trick, and a bunch of non-ethnics are doing it like crazy nowadays, so everyone’s in on the nonsense. This body didn’t scale well when the fat came in.
CASE STUDY: PONTE’N CUATRO… ASS FLATTER THAN A NACHO
In that last backshot of the blonde with the Pig Tail, you don’t see good booty definition, because this ass is a flat ass that has gained fat in the waist/hips, and the legs, and the droop of meat creates what you think is a good butt. The butt is also helped along by hanging off of the backside and blended into the legs, so your brain says “well that must mean it’s a butt then”. But was it a good butt? Well that is the most common butts out there today, a butt that is not really a butt in a good sense, but a leg fat created faux-butt. Many times, fat legs eclipse the real booty meat collection of fat/muscle, making the legs the widest attraction on the body, which you’ll mistake for booty! Most booties are small or non-existent and we run into problems with the widening process that is so popular today. That there is a problem with SCALABILITY.
Some people said that ALL asses look like the ones above, in the backshot and/or when legs are spread in backshot, but that is NOT ALWAYS TRUE! You just need a better eye. When your ass and legs are in proportion, even in the backshot, curvature can be seen indicating where leg is versus where ass is (hips can be sometimes hard to judge in such a pose when someone’s fat, but not so much when not so fat). You want things in proportion so you can tell what’s what, which widening effects mess up. For example, let’s illustration smaller but round asses in backshot spread poses (best to illustration what’s what separation wise):That’s a pretty, tiny body with a little booty that is round and proportioned to her body. The legs are not bombarded by fat collections, which although the booty is small, allows you to make out the definition of itself. The best form of the booty is right down the middle, as is often the case, with the outside not so well defined unless women have good collections of booty meat and/or muscle backing the booty on the outsides. These help define outsides of booty, but where there is not real definition out there, or separation, fat from the hip or legs will quickly overpower all areas. Here (above), the hips are widening, more so than the booty and legs, so when the fat piles on there, and the legs fat fat, there will be no outside definition, the ass will be flat and wide. For now, the legs and booty are in proportion with each other, helping a tiny booty look presentable for its size.
Now, let’s go to a slightly bigger version of the same butt type, with a little bit of leg fat coming in and widening…
No one here is talking about complete hardbodies, no one is perfect, so here you have a nicely sized ass to leg ratio. The hips are in check and there is a taper to the waist so the hips are not a problem here, and the booty meat we can tell is round and fills to the end of the sides of the booty. There is LEG FAT coming in, but note that the backside is not completely ruined because of it. The leg fat here, makes the outsides of the body look a bit rounder, fuller, so in this case, when she spreads to look fuller, it works because the hips, booty and legs are in nice proportion to each other, in particular the legs. The top sides of the booty didn’t completely flatten out also, but the most important is that the inner thigh fat is kind of leveled and hasn’t completely bloated. So if you have leg fat, it doesn’t mean the end of the world, it actually can enhance the form of the body, but now when your legs are under attack from all sides, which erases the booty. IN this case, SCALABILITY has worked to create a fuller look to the booty, without destroying the optics. It worked in this case. This is NOT the case on most women, if you’re small, you’re supposed to stay small because your ass curvature is not round in any area but the innermost lining of the booty. That’s when there are problems. Your butt can only scale bigger where there is booty meat, right?
Now look at those (above), versus these bodies where scalability is not an option, or hasn’t worked.
When that woman has too small of a frame, and too little booty meat, only the innermost piece of ass meat is pronounced. That will NEVER translate into big booty, it will only grow and drop downward, and/or become flat and wide. This first one is mistaken for the earlier 2 we showed you. This one below is the typical latina who is supposed to have a small frame originally, and is not meant to get any fatter!
You can see that the only real definition on this ass is the inner lining which allows this girl to take a shit every day. Other than that, there is no definition, and this girls has no ass. There is no separation of booty and legs and butt, so this booty is clearly not going to scale. Why? There is no definition to the bottom or outside of the booty, just down the middle. This is the typical latina writing to us asking how to get a fatter ass, but admitting that she eats nothing but high fat, high sugar foods and it looks like it’s working. Get healthcare and go get yourself a physical, you will see this approach is NOT working for you! The results will shock you! What happens when this kind of booty gets way too fat from this silly technique, and the booty doesn’t scale? You get this below:
(Don’t mind the dug out poon we tried to photoshop out. That HOLE WAS TOO HUGE TO COMPLETELY PHOTOSHOP OUT AND IT WAS DESTROYED BY CANNONBALL FIRE!) What you get is a big fat mesh of skin in the backside, and a bunch of people saying that chick is thick with a big ass. That is not a big nor nice ass, that backside has no definition other than right down the middle where she shits. The top of the ass is still flat, no separation of any outside part of the booty and the legs nor top of the booty from the back fat. No real ass is going to look like 1 long slab of meat with a knife would directly down the middle. You know it’s flat and Pig Tail at best. Note though, that for each woman to make her ass look a lot more appealing, she spreads the legs to make it look wider, which then translates into BIGGER in the minds of many. They are in fact the same backside structure, one fatter than the other, and all shape is flattened but fattened. How is that a big booty? Well we opened this piece with the same exact poses by women, and many of you thought those asses were nice and big. Do you still feel the same?
People say that at least the ass maintained the ass crack down the middle, and it doesn’t matter what the sides come out looking like. Oh really? As long as there is an ass crack it’s all good if they grow too in everything but the ass? Let’s test that theory. How does this look knowing that the body had this kind of ass crack, on a smaller backside, at some point?
Still appealing? The area that is booty meat is outlined for you. This is the importance of scalability (where here there is none). So women and men are under the impression that ALL OF THIS is a nice, big butt. Big butt is now synonymous with “I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M LOOKING AT”. You can’t think that fat gain will carry a booty from a good small size, to a big nice version. Likely your genetics, and lack of healthy lifestyle, don’t support it. That’s not hot.
What exactly is happening with this issue of getting fat but the booty not carrying over and getting nicer as it gets bigger? And why are women incorrectly guessing on it and paying the price with their weight gaining techniques to gain fat legs and butt? How can that happen to a body? It’s simple These ladies who are meant to be smaller get fat midsections and legs (we’ll photoshop it to make a point). They’re getting wider on purpose too, hoping that they strike gold in the ass region, but they aren’t smart enough to realize that you can’t properly predict your gain based on the fact that your fat gain might happen much differently than another’s fat gain. You also can’t say you’re going to “get it from your mama” as most idiots think, you can’t look at a girls’ mother and know that the girl will look like that in the future. They have different diets and different genetics (although some shared). Remember, a FATHER was involved with the mother to make the girl, so his genetics carry over into her too. The girl’s not necessarily a direct clone of the mother unless you see she’s exactly a clone! Fat gain is unpredictable by and large and fills in like a container of water being filled. What area gets fat first, or worse your genetics will determine. So you might overeat and all the fat goes to your stomach and never to your ass, or goes to the legs and never to your ass (AS HAPPENS 90% OF THE TIME!!!!). That’s why so many women have ugly asses and saddlebags. Your ass isn’t getting the fat only or first, your legs are, and your ass turns into whatever the legs create of it afterwards.
You start off thin, then expand…
…but then the booty doesn’t grow with the fat expansion and widening. It often looks like the little baby ass is stuck on a big fat body and it’s like a slit cut right down the middle of a hunk of fat. What happens to such a body is a big, flat, wide surface of skin with no definition what so ever (other than the ass crack). Your ass will turn into whatever the surrounding areas make of it, in this case. When a body and booty are out of sync with growth, you get no SCALABILITY, as seen below:
The body gets wider but that ass didn’t grow. Women and men said that one of the left was THICK with a big ass. The effect is people think that you get an ass that got bigger, no you didn’t! You got a wider backside, but the ass did not fill up with booty meat and get bigger, it likely drooped downward and expanded sideways. That’s NOT getting a bigger butt.
What is scalability? It’s the ability for a booty to maintain it’s form even while the host body grows bigger in size, and or fat, because the booty grows at a rate similar to the other fat size growth. If you see a woman with an ass like this, but huge legs and gut, you know that her ass did not grow like the rest of her, therefore there is NO scalability here. The other fat has outpaced the real booty meat growth, and the other fat has overtake then rest of what was a flat butt anyway. This is what the fake thick wide ladies are hoping for though, because most people think that chick has a nice, big ass as the video implies. The poster was hoping that the backshot would help you think it was a nice, big booty but there is nothing nice about it, it’s subpar and you’re hyped up over wide, fat meat that is mostly saddlebags. So people try to make saddlebags and wide growth look like their actually booty meat has expanded in all directions. If the booty expanded in all direction, and the round mounds of the booty scaled bigger, you could say that booty got bigger, but not because your legs got so fat! That’s the biggest misconception with relation to booty growth, and many people are debating and writing us about it, admitting that they’re banking on this kind of fat luck too. Well FAT CHANCE! lol If your ass was small and round, and you got fatter but it looks like you have a balloon that grew 10 times bigger, then that’s scalability. If you ass didn’t get rounder or fuller, but it got wider, longer, droopier and/or flatter, and gained no definition what so ever but your legs and back fat got fuller, you don’t have scalability.
This doesn’t mean that ALL bodies with saddlebags are terrible, in fact a body can look better if there is a smooth connection of hips to minimal saddlebags, or an exaggerated one provided that the woman actually has ass and taper to the waistline. If you read PART 1 of this piece, you’ll no doubt be familiar with the tricks to make a fake taper at the waistline by trying to get saddlebags. At this point, now you can see why so many women are trying to get wider bodies to make that backside look bigger! In this case, it applies directly to making the onlooker think that ass is much fuller than it really is. WIDE is the new THICK here.
Where it starts to derail is when the booty was likely a nice booty originally, but then the saddlebags come in and start widening the booty, loosening up the outside corner of the booty, while still managing to have definition of booty down the middle. This is that small booty example we mentioned earlier, that doesn’t scale well. Banking on fat growth alone, to aid your booty growth wishes, is just dumb, because you’re not guaranteed anything genetically. This is when the ass is going to turn into a terrible Pig Tail soon, because after you let the nice booty fall victim to leg fat, it’s very hard to get definition back and you look nasty as the transformation happens. Let’s show a sample of the transformation from nice, tiny ass that fell victim to the saddlebag widening effect where the effect is just beginning to take hold on the booty itself, but the legs didn’t scale nor did the waistline.
Look how disappointing the side view of the booty looks. Started off looking hot at the beginning, then just fell all apart. That ass crack was nice and defined, it was high up on the backside, but then the saddlebags are pulling the corners of the booty out and wide, and erasing the definition of the booty. When a booty has no scalability, if you get fat in any place surrounding the booty, all it does is make what was probably a good curvature turn into a long droopy hunk of fat. You thought that booty was nice and full due to that widening effect in the first shot, then as the world turned, it all came crashing down. That right there is precisely why backshots are tricky, but if you looked at the leg fat, which jumped off the damn screen, you either realized it was a butt in ruin or you thought it was a thick big ass. If the latter is true, and likely it was, you suffer from this problem of WIDE IS THE NEW THICK! This woman is getting GRANDMOTHER-y and elongated.
No scalability is a KILLER! Women need to take another look at their bodies and if your ass can’t support it, then you need to make the rest of your body conform to what the booty is telling you that your body should be like, which is in scale with the booty. When that ass is not under control though, you’re only going to get bigger and bigger and the only thing that will resemble a booty will be whatever collection of fat moves on your backside when your legs flail about. This is the new wave thick, where if you have overloads of fat, and you’re wide, you’re thick and have a big butt. Sounds like something no one would want to aspire to have, alas MANY wish to have that look. How can they pull off being so sloppy and still make people (and themselves) think they have big asses? Easy! SHOW A LOT OF SKIN on your wide backside!
SAD CASE OF BEING SADDLEBAG’D
No matter the lady, when you have these kinds of booties, without REAL separation of booty and leg, it is VERY easy to lose any little bit of boot definition there is, by just the addition of leg fat! A typical stroll to the beach and you will see all kinds of sloppy women who are getting wider and wider, but dudes swear they have nice, big booties. What are you seeing in the video below?
Notice how you look at the back shot (or front shot) and think they have nice, big asses as the video creator thought, but when they turn to the side, you see slumping Pig Tails with a lot of back fat and fat back of the legs. Did you see the one in the end, with the injection needing looking thing in her ass? lol
Observe a typical woman, who doesn’t have a bulbous butt, and isn’t fat, but just picks up a little big of leg fat, month by month. How do you end up like this?
Is that ass as thick and full as you said it was? Where is the real booty meat here?
As you can see, banking on fat injection and fat gain to the booty is NOT going to solve anything. When you artificially inflate with fat, or just keep overeating like a slob, you’re not going to get the results you want. Even that example of the chick who went and did the hip injections doesn’t have a smooth and nice ass. It’s even more lumpy and odd looking, but she sure thinks she’s achieved the job. The WIDE IS THE NEW THICK is in full effect, and you don’t even have to have a nice body anymore to be considered thick. You just have to expand sideways and you’re the new ‘IN’ thing, and that’s really sad right now, for booty appreciation. Now that many types of women are getting in this, it’s really just showing you how far the poisoned mentalities are spreading, and it’s why we write what we write, to expose the bullshit out there. Eventually, like many guys viewing, you might start to think that this crap is acceptable, and then more women will respond by continuing to fake you out, and grossing out people who are real about what they’re looking at, when it comes to booty appreciation. This whole widening thing needs to stop though, seriously, it’s disgusting and paves the way for stumpy troll bitches who think they’re hot. If you don’t have the natural scalability, your fat gain can’t be predicted, and you’re forgetting that you’re going to get fat in many other places besides the backsides. Since most chicks don’t have separation of booty and leg, that certainly is not going to be a good look when the legs get so fat, because most chicks’ asses stop growing but the legs continue to keep growing fatter and fatter. Even the skinniest of women seem to end up with saddlebag problems, so you being a larger woman, you think you’re above this plague? Hoping that no one notices your real booty, from the rest of your widening backside, is just wrong and is mental poison that you’re ruining yourselves with. We hope that you read this piece and became a bit more informed.
Just because someone is spreading out WIDE that doesn’t make that a nice ass!Because this is TERRIBLE, WIDE, FLAT PIG TAIL WITH NO ASS CHEEKS but you keep calling it a nice, big ass. Get it together! On 90 percent of these wide asses, the only part of that backside that is grabbable and is legitimate booty meat, is the tiny scrapings in the innermost, bottommost part of the backside, WAY UNDER THE BODY and most are PIG TAILS! If all the booty meat you can grab with your hand, is this little dangling loose fat shit here……then really, HOW IS THAT A ‘BUTT’ ANY CLASS OF BIG ASS (good or bad)??? It’s not, it’s a flat, wide dump! If you can’t grip it, don’t try to flip it!