WHOOTY-MANIA:  Mentally analyzing the Mentally, Racially Challenged, with regards to Booty Appreciation

Some of you guys are really pathetic, today.  You’re trying to FORCE your WHOOTY propaganda, to make it like some GRAND racial alternative to black chicks and Latinas who have mediocre ass (or just skin complexion you don’t like), but you’re so scatter-brained in your criteria for Whooty, that you don’t even know what you’re looking at, when you’re rating it.  We see through your propaganda, and all you’re really trying to do is a pathetic game of SWITCH-A-ROO with white chicks for black chicks with darker complexions, and you’re FAILING!  You’re failing because your selections for Whooty only highlight weakness in your thinking, and in your game with women, in general, because you don’t rate fair skinned women equally with their darker skinned counterparts, by common criteria of booty.  What you’re mostly presenting as hot Whooties, is by far sub-par in ass shape, sizes, contours, etc, and before you try to promote one ass over the other, along the lines of race (which is a pathetic move), you need to produce BETTER competition and material, per capita.So today, we examine this whooty nonsense, and each pic we use is from somewhere someone is rambling about how hot Whooties are, so we just use the pics they’re salivating over.  Do a google search for Whooty, and you’ll see exactly what we’re saying, subpar ass, women with wide/long backsides but little booty meat, women with fat to larger thighs, but the majority are PHOTOSHOPPED pictures, to make these women seem fuller.  The greater of all these categories, are sub par asses that too many are praising like the great White Hope, really.  That’s the problem, searching for the great white hope, many have been chasing the Great White Whales too, all ignoring the definition of Whooty, in the first place, White girls with Booty. So let’s key in on the key word, “BOOTY”, and keep your mind on the “BOOTIES” of each woman being praised for being a whooty, an see if YOU see something worth praising.  In most cases, you’ll see, Whooty means “white skinned woman willing to show her backside, no matter what it looks like”.

Notice the BOOTY’s shape. Long, flat, and the bulge comes way UNDER the body. THIS IS A WHOOTY FAIL!!!!!!!!!! Read on…

What is YOUR definition of a WHOOTY? We’ll tell you what most people’s definitions of Whooties are… they’re this image right here:

“OK” as was originally, but someone HAD to PHOTOSHOP it bigger, to call it a WHOOTY…

She’s in the “LOOK, I have no space between my legs” ghetto pose that so many swear is sexy, then the class side shot of the booty is DOCTORED.. lol This set of photos have been doctored 100 time by so many people, we’ve seen many verions of them, and can tell you they’re doctored to hell! The legs are made to look like the stereotypical Black Woman’s Body with thick legs, slim waist, and bubble butt. These are cleaned up and conveniently missing is the BACKSHOT picture from the trio set. So here is the typical work put forward, by people pushing the Whooty movement, they HIDE what doesn’t support the endeavor, and manipulate images 24/7 to attempt to make the bodies comparable to real THICK Black and Latinas. Let’s check the original.

Could it be real, sure it could. Is it? Debatable. Could be just version 1 of this photoshop only did the middle shot which is why it’s the one NOT CUT OFF!  Then the pic is made to look ‘old’ but look at all other versions, very cleaned up and sharp! So likely someone photoshopped it and tried to make it look ‘ORIGINAL’ with the old look. lol Version 2 is the previous picture where what they could photoshop was the left and middle picture, and since couldn’t make the right side (backshot) look good, they cut it completely! lol  That backshot discredits ALL other shots, and they can’t straighten her ass creases so they don’t like the report that back shot. LOL So why did they cut out the backshot? Also, see the new THICK THIGHS? lol  But they took something believable, and made it unbelievable. SICKNESS OF THE BRAIN.

But they have learned to make fake ass cracks now, in search of the great Elite Ghetto Booty. When done in non-USA Americas, the creators are trying to seek the Caribbean Latina body, or Black-Indian Brazilian mixed (wide hips, slim top with booty meat) body.  So now, they have something for that backshot, they create an Ass Smile with a high ass crack like so

That is a favorite technique of Latinos/Hispanics wishing women with white skin had nice asses.

Then these posters go “Oh I know what will convince them.  White girls who play sports have Venus/Serena Williams booties! They’re on a team, that ass HAS to be real.. Let me photoshop that and post it up as THICK WHOOTIES PLAY SPORTS“

it’s just a dream come true, all this bubble white booty you’ve never in history seen before! There is just so MUCH of it suddenly! It’s REAL!

…and … it’s all just bullshit you people are making up in your minds,  and in your computers! You can’t find it in real life so you create it! And this photoshop madness wouldn’t be happening if you really had the so many REAL Whooties out there.

But what real Whooty that does exist, she can’t get any shine from the masses?? What DOES exist, in REALITY, without PHOTOSHOP, is this here

and unfortunately, most dummies don’t see any of that as beautiful ass, and a legitimate WHOOTY because it’s not wide, flat, fat and huge all together.  Those asses right above are SWEET!!!! The game is all twisted up, people!  THESE booties are not considered Whooties, by most people, and that’s a MAJOR PROBLEM WITH BOOTY APPRECIATION right now! Give it a week, they’ll photoshop these to be bigger too, then it can be called a Whooty by the masses. lol

Every time you see some posting about Whooty this and Whooty that, you are just likely to be disappointed, if you click on it, but know what is real booty, and what is propaganda-hype aimed at trying to get you to stare blindly at large amounts of exposed, white skin and imagine (with the creator of that whooty post) that what they’re trying to fool you with, is actually real, and a good alternative to looking at booty on darker skinned women.   You click on the shit and you want to believe that you’re going to see some TOP SHELF booty that is the best of the categories of Apple Bottom, Tear Drop and even Elite Ghetto Booty, but it’s like walking by an Asian chick with nice, tight, thick legs, you KNOW you’re going to be disappointed in once you get  glimpse of the booty.    Why else make a big stink like “OH SHIT THE WHOOTY FORUM” or “HOTTEST WHOOTIES” and then disappoint with commoner ass? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  That’s what most of us feel, each time we see WHOOTY photos that people put up today, or send to us to analyze.  Shit is wack.  People come at us like we are racist or something, if we’re not impressed, but the truth is simply that most people are a little over-zealous about the white booty they’re posting and calling the best booty ever, or “booty that makes you dump black women all together”, and the sort.  That is the racist part, it’s not ours, it’s theirs. The fact of the matter is that booty appreciation shouldn’t have anything to do with race, and as we promote HERE, it’s a game of SHAPE, BUILD, FORM, as well as SIZE.  If you stick to this criteria, you don’t need to factor race into it, but unfortunately, by nature, WHOOTY is racial, and it’s also overhyped due to black guys being a little too racial sensitive in their dick areas! This racial sensitivity leads black guy to photoshop any picture of a white woman showing her backside, that he can find, because they can’t find something comparable to the stereotypical black women with booty.  Those pics up top, were taken from various black guys’ forums and shared photos, and you simply have to wonder why are so many of these pictures of white women, with photoshop-doctored-huge ghetto booties so popular, suddenly, yet you NEVER see them EVER in the streets, TV, etc?  And why is that ever time you hear about WHOOTIES, every time you see pictures of a thick white woman in some forum, it’s ALWAYS, CRYSTAL BOTTOMS? from like 20 years ago?  O_o LMAO!

You can’t take anything away from her though, she IS 100% a Whooty with a huge ghetto booty ass that never needed photoshop. Whether or not you like the size, or the cellulite, she has a good Ghetto Booty, a great collection of fat, making her a true Whooty. But that’s the Ghetto Booty kind, and unfortunately, savages don’t realize that’s not the ONLY kind of good booty that exists. You can be Whooty with a smaller size- they never learn, they do the same with Blacks and Latinas.

You mean to tell me you can’t find RECENT, and MORE white women who have bodies with collections of fat that bunches up in the lower portions of the body? SERIOUSLY??? This is the world wide web, and girls are not all preppy and innocent, anymore. They’re out there showing ass, but the people who are about the new-wave Whooty mania, are dead-set on finding white women who can combat the image of the stereotypical black body ONLY.  The problem is they’re coming up dry in their searches to find many to steal some of the thunder away from true thick, black women (and trust us, even today’s blacks and latinas can’t carry the weight here either).  So they go overboard with this Whooty nonsense because they’re committed to their cause, and because they come up dry so much, they then try to turn ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING with pale skin, into this ever-elusive Whooty, and rebrand the term completely.  Why?  …because the true THICK version of a white girl, doesn’t really exist, by and large, or we would have SEEN more by now.  As we said before, you don’t even see that from many blacks or latinas either, anymore, so do go expecting white girls to suddenly pop up with the desired bodies. lol  These men are severely disillusioned, and instead, all we see are unicorn dreams being chased by desperate men who try to use photoshop to warp skinnier, white-skinned women, with flat or smaller booties, into the vision of what they see on black women they wished they could be with.  Well if they want the body so much, why don’t they just go post pics of  BLACK women with the real bodies they obviously like? It does say a lot about what many guys want, which is to say they WANT A STEREOTYPICALLY BLACK BODY, ON A WHITE FEATURED WOMAN!  Gotcha! lol It’s pretty clear, at this point, that this is what you want.  Well you’re not going to get it, any time soon, not naturally, so you’ll just have to keep photoshopping every picture you have, to make it look like a thick woman with ass… or you can go the other route everyone is going.  If you can’t MAKE her digitally, you can always hypnotize yourself into thinking a sloppy, fat one, is the real thing… right?  Many do with with blacks and latinas, so now they’re doing it with white women.  Oh yeah, they just make up some shit that any white girl willing to show her butt, as long as it’s SPACIOUS (can be flat, wide, long, huge and sloppy all together), and dumpy, it’s a WHOOTY. lol  That’s mostly what’s behind this the modern day version of what a  WHOOTY is.  A nice, smaller and tight ass, on a white girl, doesn’t maker her a whooty, apparently. Well the whole whooty thing is based on the stereotype that all white women have completely flat asses. So anything NOT completely flat, would technically make her a whooty then, right? WRONG, … I mean CORRECT…  man… we just don’t know! lol These people can’t keep their story straight, as to what’s really a whooty! Observe

Which one of these is really a WHOOTY? Obviously, the world is fucking confused! lol

Here is the “WHOOTY” that RayJ was boning and everyone made a huge stank over..

Again, WTF is a whooty? White girl with a booty, but most don’t know what having a nice booty even means,…  so what? it’s anything fat with big legs, wide midsection, showing skin and/or with white skin? And does that mean that naturally, all black and latinas have nice booties, and therefore there is no need for terms for them like a “Blooty” (black woman with booty) or “Looty” (Latina with booty)? Doesn’t that sound kind of stupid and a bit pretentious?  We surely need these terms because if you think all blacks and latinas have nice asses, you’re just as disillusioned!!! You know AssMatrix.com, we point out that minorities mostly do NOT have nice asses, not anymore anyway, despite what urban legends might tell you.  So if there isn’t any Blooty or Looty term, we don’t need a Whooty term either! Pawg is a better term, because it’s a phat assed white girl, because PHAT could mean anything big, which is really what most are calling Whooties anyway, white women with a lot of fat on their backsides, who aren’t skinny anymore.  So why can’t we see whooty as just women who can also have nice booties, considering that nice booties are rare on most women today, no matter the race?  Why can’t we just love all women of a size we like, or shape of the body we like, without going down the racial rabbit hole? Why get all super horny over this Whooty term, unnecessarily? People want to imagine having white women, with stereotypical black asses so much,  that anything without real booty form, just showing lots of white skin, with a large backside of meat, is a whooty.   Unfortunately, this is now making Whooty like it’s better than even truly THICK black women, or even the new-age Thick (fat and wide) black women.  Does Whooty mean a white girl with a flat top of the ass (who has the same ass shape when she was skinny) and a Pig Tail, dumpy finish?  That’s what most whooties are (if you listen to the net), skinny women who got fat in the legs, hips and fat under the ass, but the ass did not scale well, and mostly it doesn’t on these bodies.  Seems like someone’s getting a little bit ahead of themselves, with this WHOOTY bullshit…

False advertising, at its best! THAT AIN’T SHIT WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT! This is the Whooty standard?? This is just the “white women showing their backsides, not matter what the backside looks like” definition of Whooty. Yall need re-education! lol

DENIAL OF YOUR LOVE FOR FAT, PALE SKIN!

Just show any skin, in the leg and ass region, and you are an instant WHOOTY

This was sent by a fan who wanted clarity on whether or not his girl was a Whooty. He said she was, what do you think? She is showing skin in the lower region, but what makes her a Whooty? This is the “I’m willing to show skin in the lower regions, no matter what it looks like” version of today’s version of Whooty. She is NOT a Whooty, sorry friend! You like her other features like hair, eyes, etc, but also you like that she’s a plumper. Being a plumper doesn’t make her a Whooty.

Let’s step back for a minute, and ask again, what is a whooty? Urban Dictionary defines Whooty as: “A white girl with a booty“, but on that page, the first example of the definition cites that Jaime Koeppe, is a Whooty. We fully agree with that example of a Whooty, Jaime Koeppe is an excellent example of a Whooty. However, herein lies the problem, there are NOT a lot of White women with asses that look like Jaime’s ass. Jaime WORKS on her ass, to get it that tight, it’s not a huge jiggly ass, and it’s funny but no one is saying that Jaime has a black woman’s ass.  See no one refers to white women who work out to get a big and nicely, toned ass, as having a “black ass”, but they almost ALWAYS say that some fat white girl, who has a large mass of meat on her backside (whether it’s hot or not), has a black woman’s ass. This is because, like we said previously, the stereotype of black booty has degraded to a form of slop, and now Whooty is pegged to that sloppy standard, of a standard-issue ghetto booty, really. That means anything out there, no matter how well shaped it is, or not, it’s always going to be seen as WHOOTY material, if she’s overweight and white, which is automatically better than her equivalent, in other races, if you ask a lot of these younger ethnic males today.  You’ve read our post about White and Black booty coming out looking the same today, regardless of race, it’s because everyone is getting so blubbery, including white girls, who are traditionally skinny.  Well if that’s the case, who is setting the standard for what is a this new definition of Whooty? Shouldn’t a Whooty be a thinner white girl with a nice Apple Bottom ass?  Why does it need to be a huge Ghetto Booty sized ass, or a really fat but flat backsided girl?  Who jacked up the Whooty image? The same shitheads who destroyed the definition of THICK. The same idiot who tells women that they’re THICK so he can convince himself, and their women, that they are really the tops in their class of body and booty.  Why would he do this? Because he can’t bag a REAL thick chick, she’s never give him the time of day, so he has to convert whatever is around him, in to this fantasy of what he really wished he could obtain.  Then his lies penetrate most sloppy womens’ skulls, as they too wish they were truly thick, and since they’re not, they get with this loser who has convinced himself that she is thick too. The two disillusioned fools are responsible for the term Whooty has going the same direction as THICK, which now means dumpy or having excessive amounts of drooping fat on the backside, whether it looks good or bad.  Forget a white woman with a nice, Apple Bottom tight ass, or a one that is kind of flat, but has an excellent Ass Smile, that’s not a WHOOTY to these people.  There have been a few with these toned asses, for quite some time, but what everyone is considering NEW, is huge bottomed white girls (which obviously is NOT new they just were never popular and too ashamed to show fat off).

Here is your top kind of whooty that the Black guys are all in love with! And why would this woman come out the house wearing some shit like that?  That’s a lot of meat, true, and if all that was booty meat, yes, that would be a Whooty, no matter the size and whether or not you like it.  But that WHOLE TOP PART CONTAINED BY THAT LEOTARD IS MYSTERY SPACE, NOT BOOTY MEAT!! So she is NOT a Whooty of the large kind.  And why SOOOOOO MANY so-called WHOOTIES are everywhere you look, today? Is it that they suddenly popped up out of nowhere? Of course not, but now that black guys have taken to them, NOW there is a market for them. Now, she’s THICK, but she’s not just THICK, she has an advantage over black woman, she’s a WHOOTY. lol Yeah someone actually told us that. lol It’s obvious that the term Whooty was started by some logical thinking guy originally, and he was talking about a Jessica Biel ass, not what you see being called it today, and the way that it’s being applied to white women today, surely shows the definition of Whooty has changed (for the worse) due to a black guy. Yeah, there are white guys who like a woman with an Apple Bottom booty, but they outnumber the numbers who like HUGE GHETTO BOOTIES on white women.  Oddly enough, white guys are surely NOT going around calling white women with ghetto booties, whooties.  You know what they’re calling them? The same as they call any woman with ridiculously large posteriors,..  “FAT!”

Many white people associate today’s version of Whooty, with bodies of old women, because they see dumpy, pear-shaped women, who are not thin, but used to be.  That doesn’t mean that most of what’s being called Whooty, is disgusting, either, not by a longshot, but the problem with the term becoming as infiltrated and watered down as THICK has become, just makes looking at what’s a Whooty today, seem like people’s desperate attempts to find any kind of sexual attraction in something that is just NOT THERE, on a sloppy diaper dumpy looking backside.  Most people don’t know what they’re even looking at, on a white girl’s booty, because they don’t even see booty definition, when they’re calling them Whooty, they only see and think “SIZE!”And that’s just it, when you ask guys who like these WHOOTIES, if they like fat women, if they are chubby chasers, they say “hello no!”, and start insulting fat women. However, take a look at the women they’re calling whooty, and you will quickly beg to differ. Most women being labeled whooty are not even being called that because of the actual BOOTY MEAT they have. They’re called whooty for the same stupid reasons guys call black sloppy chicks, “thick”.

funny but when people see exposed skin, they get turned on. They don’t even know where 1 part of the body ends and the next begins. Most can’t tell that this large mass of exposed skin, isn’t all ass. That tiny piece to this PigTail booty, under the body, is the booty meat. So wideness doesn’t mean she’s a whooty.

people see bulges on the backside and can’t tell what part if booty and what is not. That looks like a baby’s ass meat. Weird bulges on the backside doesn’t make this a whooty.

And here is the typical booty being called whooty. Because the legs are getting sloppy, and the lines are blurred between what is booty, hip and leg fat, when guys see saddlebags, they think “thick”, then think WHOOTY.  They are looking at the bad think about today’s black woman, like fat legs and wack asses, and then apply that to white girls, and then call that HOT. It’s not, it’s a decent collection of booty meat if the legs were smaller and proportioned, but not as is. Sloppy leg fat and saddlebags doesn’t make her a whooty. However, she doesn’t have a decent collection of booty meat here, and a trained eye can see it’s a Tear Drop that should loose leg fat because the booty is not going to grow. So it IS a Whooty, but not because of why many think when they see it, because only trained eyes can gauge a backshot correctly, for what is ass and what is not. Most only see the thighs getting sloppy and they like it!  So it leads to the next part of what people are into the bigger side of Whooty-mania.

We argue, constantly, with dudes about how we know they love fat, white women, and that they should just admit it.  These guys will NOT admit it, they actually DENY IT UNTIL DEATH!  Why lie to yourself, when you clearly like something you claim you don’t? There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking fat chicks, it’s all good, but most of these dudes, when you ask them, are like “nah I don’t like fat chicks, but she got a fat ass yo!”  That first lady (3 pics up) was sent to us by a guy who said he was banging that, and how nice her ass was. We tried to get him to send pics of her standing up, where we could see clearly what was her ass, what was her legs, and what was her hip/back fat, and he simply would not do it. He knew we were right, he is just trying to make up excuses for being with a fat woman, which he claimed he didn’t like, and said “No!!!  She’s THICK, SHE’S A WHOOTY! I don’t fuck wit no fat chicks!” That seemed to be a constant theme with a lot of these dudes who liked these fat, white women, they’re lying to themselves and making up excuses for why they like REALLY FAT WHITE WOMEN! He knew we were right, and that he was caught out there, and became defensive. So calling these women whooties, and getting the new definition to mean really fat woman, that is a way for chubby chasers, who (9 times out of 10) likely are only on the hunt because they can’t get a smaller woman (or real thick).  Then they congregate to celebrate their accomplishments into stacking up many whooties, and they feel like pussy-Kingpins. lol

LOL Ah shit, you fucking with the CHAMPS right there!!! But hey, this is the best they can do, bless their hearts. Give them credit though. They managed to convince their THICK WHOOTIES that they flew them to a fabulous vacation in Hawaii! Job well done playboys, they’ll never know they’re really in your crib, which is the basement of your grandmother’s house.

So, in closing, it is clear that the great majority of people, praising this Whooty movement, are guys who:

* wished there were more true THICK white women, and don’t see any, so they CREATE THEM online

* men who don’t like darker skinned women with size to them, anymore, or never did, and want white women of any kind

* men who love dumpy, fat or thick women, but don’t want to admit it

* men who don’t know the difference between what is booty meat and what is leg, hip or back fat

* men who just get horny for any woman showing any skin what so ever

* men who can’t get any kind of black women, or latinas, so they can only get white women who have body issues (and develops games and lies to get that)

The majority of guys calling women Whooties are calling them that, but they’re not. The BOOTY requirement of the Whooty is lacking in the examples they are putting forward. The ignoring of white women whom have nice, round, beautiful asses, at smaller sizes and smaller body types, is clear that these guys are NOT focused on the booty, they are focused on anything but the booty, when calling women Whooties. They like size, they like skin to show, but they like it WHITE mostly. Many have told us that the black equivalent, in sloppiness, look worse than the white, fat counterparts. That’s clearly disturbing to hear, especially since ALL OF THEM ARE BLACK GUYS SAYING THIS!  It is clear, they have some kind of hatred for black women, when they say this, just as many black women have noted. If the same guys, went after only smaller sized women, then we could see their argument, as innocent and just liking smaller women with shape, but that is not what we are seeing from most of these guys. So since they can’t find the true THICK versions of white women, they’ve created them all over the internet, by photoshopping women to be thicker in thighs and ass, and tighter in waist, and then what they do is they go find fat, white women, and imagine that what they lay with, is equal to the pictures they are creating. It is a sickness, and just like these kinds of guys have destroyed the definition of what is ‘THICK”, to now mean dumpy, fat black woman, they’ve now succeeded in re-defining what is a Whooty, to mean dumpy, fat white-skinned woman!  Society is crumbling!  We are falling because when you’re supposed to judge the booty, you are NOT judging the booty, because judgement is clouded by horniness and other features that are NOT the booty.  These guys just need to admit they get really over excited about white-skinned women, as opposed to their black counterparts, and stop hiding behind this Whooty bullshit! Be a man, call it like you like it, if it’s your preference, but stop this Whooty propaganda because what you put forward doesn’t have nice ass 90% of the time! We’re back to the doll test affect.

When you’ve digested this, roll over to part 2 of this argument, one that is causing PURE HATE for a legitimate Whooty, STILL, to this day.  This 1 Whooty created just all kinds of mixed emotions from the net, all from discovering that loving herself for who she was, despite her size. That turned her into Black Womens’ Public Enemy number 1! lol How? Why? Simple, reaction by black men to this Whooty!  Oh this was FUN to write, so stay tuned for part 2…

IN THE MEAN TIME… IF IT DOESN’T LOOK AT LEAST LIKE THIS…STOP THE MADNESS OF OVERPRAISING IT!

Could Whooty Mania be making you a racist?  Stay tuned for part 2 of this piece: WHOOTY-MANIA (part 2): When Booty Appreciation brings out your inner Racist…