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WHOOTY-MANIA:  Mentally analyzing the Mentally, Racially Challenged, with regards to Booty Appreciation

Some of you guys are really pathetic, today.  You’re trying to FORCE your WHOOTY propaganda, to make it like some GRAND racial alternative to black chicks and Latinas who have mediocre ass (or just skin complexion you don’t like), but you’re so scatter-brained in your criteria for Whooty, that you don’t even know what you’re looking at, when you’re rating it.  We see through your propaganda, and all you’re really trying to do is a pathetic game of SWITCH-A-ROO with white chicks for black chicks with darker complexions, and you’re FAILING!  You’re failing because your selections for Whooty only highlight weakness in your thinking, and in your game with women, in general, because you don’t rate fair skinned women equally with their darker skinned counterparts, by common criteria of booty.  What you’re mostly presenting as hot Whooties, is by far sub-par in ass shape, sizes, contours, etc, and before you try to promote one ass over the other, along the lines of race (which is a pathetic move), you need to produce BETTER competition and material, per capita.So today, we examine this whooty nonsense, and each pic we use is from somewhere someone is rambling about how hot Whooties are, so we just use the pics they’re salivating over.  Do a google search for Whooty, and you’ll see exactly what we’re saying, subpar ass, women with wide/long backsides but little booty meat, women with fat to larger thighs, but the majority are PHOTOSHOPPED pictures, to make these women seem fuller.  The greater of all these categories, are sub par asses that too many are praising like the great White Hope, really.  That’s the problem, searching for the great white hope, many have been chasing the Great White Whales too, all ignoring the definition of Whooty, in the first place, White girls with Booty. So let’s key in on the key word, “BOOTY”, and keep your mind on the “BOOTIES” of each woman being praised for being a whooty, an see if YOU see something worth praising.  In most cases, you’ll see, Whooty means “white skinned woman willing to show her backside, no matter what it looks like”.

Notice the BOOTY’s shape. Long, flat, and the bulge comes way UNDER the body. THIS IS A WHOOTY FAIL!!!!!!!!!! Read on…

What is YOUR definition of a WHOOTY? We’ll tell you what most people’s definitions of Whooties are… they’re this image right here:

“OK” as was originally, but someone HAD to PHOTOSHOP it bigger, to call it a WHOOTY…

She’s in the “LOOK, I have no space between my legs” ghetto pose that so many swear is sexy, then the class side shot of the booty is DOCTORED.. lol This set of photos have been doctored 100 time by so many people, we’ve seen many verions of them, and can tell you they’re doctored to hell! The legs are made to look like the stereotypical Black Woman’s Body with thick legs, slim waist, and bubble butt. These are cleaned up and conveniently missing is the BACKSHOT picture from the trio set. So here is the typical work put forward, by people pushing the Whooty movement, they HIDE what doesn’t support the endeavor, and manipulate images 24/7 to attempt to make the bodies comparable to real THICK Black and Latinas. Let’s check the original.

version1Could it be real, sure it could. Is it? Debatable. Could be just version 1 of this photoshop only did the middle shot which is why it’s the one NOT CUT OFF!  Then the pic is made to look ‘old’ but look at all other versions, very cleaned up and sharp! So likely someone photoshopped it and tried to make it look ‘ORIGINAL’ with the old look. lol Version 2 is the previous picture where what they could photoshop was the left and middle picture, and since couldn’t make the right side (backshot) look good, they cut it completely! lol  That backshot discredits ALL other shots, and they can’t straighten her ass creases so they don’t like the report that back shot. LOL So why did they cut out the backshot? Also, see the new THICK THIGHS? lol  But they took something believable, and made it unbelievable. SICKNESS OF THE BRAIN.

But they have learned to make fake ass cracks now, in search of the great Elite Ghetto Booty. When done in non-USA Americas, the creators are trying to seek the Caribbean Latina body, or Black-Indian Brazilian mixed (wide hips, slim top with booty meat) body.  So now, they have something for that backshot, they create an Ass Smile with a high ass crack like so

That is a favorite technique of Latinos/Hispanics wishing women with white skin had nice asses.

Then these posters go “Oh I know what will convince them.  White girls who play sports have Venus/Serena Williams booties! They’re on a team, that ass HAS to be real.. Let me photoshop that and post it up as THICK WHOOTIES PLAY SPORTS


it’s just a dream come true, all this bubble white booty you’ve never in history seen before! There is just so MUCH of it suddenly! It’s REAL!

…and … it’s all just bullshit you people are making up in your minds,  and in your computers! You can’t find it in real life so you create it! And this photoshop madness wouldn’t be happening if you really had the so many REAL Whooties out there.

But what real Whooty that does exist, she can’t get any shine from the masses?? What DOES exist, in REALITY, without PHOTOSHOP, is this here


and unfortunately, most dummies don’t see any of that as beautiful ass, and a legitimate WHOOTY because it’s not wide, flat, fat and huge all together.  Those asses right above are SWEET!!!! The game is all twisted up, people!  THESE booties are not considered Whooties, by most people, and that’s a MAJOR PROBLEM WITH BOOTY APPRECIATION right now! Give it a week, they’ll photoshop these to be bigger too, then it can be called a Whooty by the masses. lol

Every time you see some posting about Whooty this and Whooty that, you are just likely to be disappointed, if you click on it, but know what is real booty, and what is propaganda-hype aimed at trying to get you to stare blindly at large amounts of exposed, white skin and imagine (with the creator of that whooty post) that what they’re trying to fool you with, is actually real, and a good alternative to looking at booty on darker skinned women.   You click on the shit and you want to believe that you’re going to see some TOP SHELF booty that is the best of the categories of Apple Bottom, Tear Drop and even Elite Ghetto Booty, but it’s like walking by an Asian chick with nice, tight, thick legs, you KNOW you’re going to be disappointed in once you get  glimpse of the booty.  :(   Why else make a big stink like “OH SHIT THE WHOOTY FORUM” or “HOTTEST WHOOTIES” and then disappoint with commoner ass? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  That’s what most of us feel, each time we see WHOOTY photos that people put up today, or send to us to analyze.  Shit is wack.  People come at us like we are racist or something, if we’re not impressed, but the truth is simply that most people are a little over-zealous about the white booty they’re posting and calling the best booty ever, or “booty that makes you dump black women all together”, and the sort.  That is the racist part, it’s not ours, it’s theirs. The fact of the matter is that booty appreciation shouldn’t have anything to do with race, and as we promote HERE, it’s a game of SHAPE, BUILD, FORM, as well as SIZE.  If you stick to this criteria, you don’t need to factor race into it, but unfortunately, by nature, WHOOTY is racial, and it’s also overhyped due to black guys being a little too racial sensitive in their dick areas! This racial sensitivity leads black guy to photoshop any picture of a white woman showing her backside, that he can find, because they can’t find something comparable to the stereotypical black women with booty.  Those pics up top, were taken from various black guys’ forums and shared photos, and you simply have to wonder why are so many of these pictures of white women, with photoshop-doctored-huge ghetto booties so popular, suddenly, yet you NEVER see them EVER in the streets, TV, etc?  And why is that ever time you hear about WHOOTIES, every time you see pictures of a thick white woman in some forum, it’s ALWAYS, CRYSTAL BOTTOMS? from like 20 years ago?  O_o LMAO!

You can’t take anything away from her though, she IS 100% a Whooty with a huge ghetto booty ass that never needed photoshop. Whether or not you like the size, or the cellulite, she has a good Ghetto Booty, a great collection of fat, making her a true Whooty. But that’s the Ghetto Booty kind, and unfortunately, savages don’t realize that’s not the ONLY kind of good booty that exists. You can be Whooty with a smaller size- they never learn, they do the same with Blacks and Latinas.

You mean to tell me you can’t find RECENT, and MORE white women who have bodies with collections of fat that bunches up in the lower portions of the body? SERIOUSLY??? This is the world wide web, and girls are not all preppy and innocent, anymore. They’re out there showing ass, but the people who are about the new-wave Whooty mania, are dead-set on finding white women who can combat the image of the stereotypical black body ONLY.  The problem is they’re coming up dry in their searches to find many to steal some of the thunder away from true thick, black women (and trust us, even today’s blacks and latinas can’t carry the weight here either).  So they go overboard with this Whooty nonsense because they’re committed to their cause, and because they come up dry so much, they then try to turn ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING with pale skin, into this ever-elusive Whooty, and rebrand the term completely.  Why?  …because the true THICK version of a white girl, doesn’t really exist, by and large, or we would have SEEN more by now.  As we said before, you don’t even see that from many blacks or latinas either, anymore, so do go expecting white girls to suddenly pop up with the desired bodies. lol  These men are severely disillusioned, and instead, all we see are unicorn dreams being chased by desperate men who try to use photoshop to warp skinnier, white-skinned women, with flat or smaller booties, into the vision of what they see on black women they wished they could be with.  Well if they want the body so much, why don’t they just go post pics of  BLACK women with the real bodies they obviously like? It does say a lot about what many guys want, which is to say they WANT A STEREOTYPICALLY BLACK BODY, ON A WHITE FEATURED WOMAN!  Gotcha! lol It’s pretty clear, at this point, that this is what you want.  Well you’re not going to get it, any time soon, not naturally, so you’ll just have to keep photoshopping every picture you have, to make it look like a thick woman with ass… or you can go the other route everyone is going.  If you can’t MAKE her digitally, you can always hypnotize yourself into thinking a sloppy, fat one, is the real thing… right?  Many do with with blacks and latinas, so now they’re doing it with white women.  Oh yeah, they just make up some shit that any white girl willing to show her butt, as long as it’s SPACIOUS (can be flat, wide, long, huge and sloppy all together), and dumpy, it’s a WHOOTY. lol  That’s mostly what’s behind this the modern day version of what a  WHOOTY is.  A nice, smaller and tight ass, on a white girl, doesn’t maker her a whooty, apparently. Well the whole whooty thing is based on the stereotype that all white women have completely flat asses. So anything NOT completely flat, would technically make her a whooty then, right? WRONG, … I mean CORRECT…  man… we just don’t know! lol These people can’t keep their story straight, as to what’s really a whooty! Observe

Which one of these is really a WHOOTY? Obviously, the world is fucking confused! lol

Here is the “WHOOTY” that RayJ was boning and everyone made a huge stank over..

Again, WTF is a whooty? White girl with a booty, but most don’t know what having a nice booty even means,…  so what? it’s anything fat with big legs, wide midsection, showing skin and/or with white skin? And does that mean that naturally, all black and latinas have nice booties, and therefore there is no need for terms for them like a “Blooty” (black woman with booty) or “Looty” (Latina with booty)? Doesn’t that sound kind of stupid and a bit pretentious?  We surely need these terms because if you think all blacks and latinas have nice asses, you’re just as disillusioned!!! You know AssMatrix.com, we point out that minorities mostly do NOT have nice asses, not anymore anyway, despite what urban legends might tell you.  So if there isn’t any Blooty or Looty term, we don’t need a Whooty term either! Pawg is a better term, because it’s a phat assed white girl, because PHAT could mean anything big, which is really what most are calling Whooties anyway, white women with a lot of fat on their backsides, who aren’t skinny anymore.  So why can’t we see whooty as just women who can also have nice booties, considering that nice booties are rare on most women today, no matter the race?  Why can’t we just love all women of a size we like, or shape of the body we like, without going down the racial rabbit hole? Why get all super horny over this Whooty term, unnecessarily? People want to imagine having white women, with stereotypical black asses so much,  that anything without real booty form, just showing lots of white skin, with a large backside of meat, is a whooty.   Unfortunately, this is now making Whooty like it’s better than even truly THICK black women, or even the new-age Thick (fat and wide) black women.  Does Whooty mean a white girl with a flat top of the ass (who has the same ass shape when she was skinny) and a Pig Tail, dumpy finish?  That’s what most whooties are (if you listen to the net), skinny women who got fat in the legs, hips and fat under the ass, but the ass did not scale well, and mostly it doesn’t on these bodies.  Seems like someone’s getting a little bit ahead of themselves, with this WHOOTY bullshit…

False advertising, at its best! THAT AIN’T SHIT WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT! This is the Whooty standard?? This is just the “white women showing their backsides, not matter what the backside looks like” definition of Whooty. Yall need re-education! lol

DENIAL OF YOUR LOVE FOR FAT, PALE SKIN!

Just show any skin, in the leg and ass region, and you are an instant WHOOTY

This was sent by a fan who wanted clarity on whether or not his girl was a Whooty. He said she was, what do you think? She is showing skin in the lower region, but what makes her a Whooty? This is the “I’m willing to show skin in the lower regions, no matter what it looks like” version of today’s version of Whooty. She is NOT a Whooty, sorry friend! You like her other features like hair, eyes, etc, but also you like that she’s a plumper. Being a plumper doesn’t make her a Whooty.

Let’s step back for a minute, and ask again, what is a whooty? Urban Dictionary defines Whooty as: “A white girl with a booty“, but on that page, the first example of the definition cites that Jaime Koeppe, is a Whooty. We fully agree with that example of a Whooty, Jaime Koeppe is an excellent example of a Whooty. However, herein lies the problem, there are NOT a lot of White women with asses that look like Jaime’s ass. Jaime WORKS on her ass, to get it that tight, it’s not a huge jiggly ass, and it’s funny but no one is saying that Jaime has a black woman’s ass See no one refers to white women who work out to get a big and nicely, toned ass, as having a “black ass”, but they almost ALWAYS say that some fat white girl, who has a large mass of meat on her backside (whether it’s hot or not), has a black woman’s ass. This is because, like we said previously, the stereotype of black booty has degraded to a form of slop, and now Whooty is pegged to that sloppy standard, of a standard-issue ghetto booty, really. That means anything out there, no matter how well shaped it is, or not, it’s always going to be seen as WHOOTY material, if she’s overweight and white, which is automatically better than her equivalent, in other races, if you ask a lot of these younger ethnic males today.  You’ve read our post about White and Black booty coming out looking the same today, regardless of race, it’s because everyone is getting so blubbery, including white girls, who are traditionally skinny.  Well if that’s the case, who is setting the standard for what is a this new definition of Whooty? Shouldn’t a Whooty be a thinner white girl with a nice Apple Bottom ass?  Why does it need to be a huge Ghetto Booty sized ass, or a really fat but flat backsided girl?  Who jacked up the Whooty image? The same shitheads who destroyed the definition of THICK. The same idiot who tells women that they’re THICK so he can convince himself, and their women, that they are really the tops in their class of body and booty.  Why would he do this? Because he can’t bag a REAL thick chick, she’s never give him the time of day, so he has to convert whatever is around him, in to this fantasy of what he really wished he could obtain.  Then his lies penetrate most sloppy womens’ skulls, as they too wish they were truly thick, and since they’re not, they get with this loser who has convinced himself that she is thick too. The two disillusioned fools are responsible for the term Whooty has going the same direction as THICK, which now means dumpy or having excessive amounts of drooping fat on the backside, whether it looks good or bad.  Forget a white woman with a nice, Apple Bottom tight ass, or a one that is kind of flat, but has an excellent Ass Smile, that’s not a WHOOTY to these people.  There have been a few with these toned asses, for quite some time, but what everyone is considering NEW, is huge bottomed white girls (which obviously is NOT new they just were never popular and too ashamed to show fat off).

Here is your top kind of whooty that the Black guys are all in love with! And why would this woman come out the house wearing some shit like that?  That’s a lot of meat, true, and if all that was booty meat, yes, that would be a Whooty, no matter the size and whether or not you like it.  But that WHOLE TOP PART CONTAINED BY THAT LEOTARD IS MYSTERY SPACE, NOT BOOTY MEAT!! So she is NOT a Whooty of the large kind.  And why SOOOOOO MANY so-called WHOOTIES are everywhere you look, today? Is it that they suddenly popped up out of nowhere? Of course not, but now that black guys have taken to them, NOW there is a market for them. Now, she’s THICK, but she’s not just THICK, she has an advantage over black woman, she’s a WHOOTY. lol Yeah someone actually told us that. lol It’s obvious that the term Whooty was started by some logical thinking guy originally, and he was talking about a Jessica Biel ass, not what you see being called it today, and the way that it’s being applied to white women today, surely shows the definition of Whooty has changed (for the worse) due to a black guy. Yeah, there are white guys who like a woman with an Apple Bottom booty, but they outnumber the numbers who like HUGE GHETTO BOOTIES on white women.  Oddly enough, white guys are surely NOT going around calling white women with ghetto booties, whooties.  You know what they’re calling them? The same as they call any woman with ridiculously large posteriors,..  “FAT!”

Many white people associate today’s version of Whooty, with bodies of old women, because they see dumpy, pear-shaped women, who are not thin, but used to be.  That doesn’t mean that most of what’s being called Whooty, is disgusting, either, not by a longshot, but the problem with the term becoming as infiltrated and watered down as THICK has become, just makes looking at what’s a Whooty today, seem like people’s desperate attempts to find any kind of sexual attraction in something that is just NOT THERE, on a sloppy diaper dumpy looking backside.  Most people don’t know what they’re even looking at, on a white girl’s booty, because they don’t even see booty definition, when they’re calling them Whooty, they only see and think “SIZE!”And that’s just it, when you ask guys who like these WHOOTIES, if they like fat women, if they are chubby chasers, they say “hello no!”, and start insulting fat women. However, take a look at the women they’re calling whooty, and you will quickly beg to differ. Most women being labeled whooty are not even being called that because of the actual BOOTY MEAT they have. They’re called whooty for the same stupid reasons guys call black sloppy chicks, “thick”.

funny but when people see exposed skin, they get turned on. They don’t even know where 1 part of the body ends and the next begins. Most can’t tell that this large mass of exposed skin, isn’t all ass. That tiny piece to this PigTail booty, under the body, is the booty meat. So wideness doesn’t mean she’s a whooty.

people see bulges on the backside and can’t tell what part if booty and what is not. That looks like a baby’s ass meat. Weird bulges on the backside doesn’t make this a whooty.

And here is the typical booty being called whooty. Because the legs are getting sloppy, and the lines are blurred between what is booty, hip and leg fat, when guys see saddlebags, they think “thick”, then think WHOOTY.  They are looking at the bad think about today’s black woman, like fat legs and wack asses, and then apply that to white girls, and then call that HOT. It’s not, it’s a decent collection of booty meat if the legs were smaller and proportioned, but not as is. Sloppy leg fat and saddlebags doesn’t make her a whooty. However, she doesn’t have a decent collection of booty meat here, and a trained eye can see it’s a Tear Drop that should loose leg fat because the booty is not going to grow. So it IS a Whooty, but not because of why many think when they see it, because only trained eyes can gauge a backshot correctly, for what is ass and what is not. Most only see the thighs getting sloppy and they like it!  So it leads to the next part of what people are into the bigger side of Whooty-mania.

We argue, constantly, with dudes about how we know they love fat, white women, and that they should just admit it.  These guys will NOT admit it, they actually DENY IT UNTIL DEATH!  Why lie to yourself, when you clearly like something you claim you don’t? There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking fat chicks, it’s all good, but most of these dudes, when you ask them, are like “nah I don’t like fat chicks, but she got a fat ass yo!”  That first lady (3 pics up) was sent to us by a guy who said he was banging that, and how nice her ass was. We tried to get him to send pics of her standing up, where we could see clearly what was her ass, what was her legs, and what was her hip/back fat, and he simply would not do it. He knew we were right, he is just trying to make up excuses for being with a fat woman, which he claimed he didn’t like, and said “No!!!  She’s THICK, SHE’S A WHOOTY! I don’t fuck wit no fat chicks!” That seemed to be a constant theme with a lot of these dudes who liked these fat, white women, they’re lying to themselves and making up excuses for why they like REALLY FAT WHITE WOMEN! He knew we were right, and that he was caught out there, and became defensive. So calling these women whooties, and getting the new definition to mean really fat woman, that is a way for chubby chasers, who (9 times out of 10) likely are only on the hunt because they can’t get a smaller woman (or real thick).  Then they congregate to celebrate their accomplishments into stacking up many whooties, and they feel like pussy-Kingpins. lol

LOL Ah shit, you fucking with the CHAMPS right there!!! But hey, this is the best they can do, bless their hearts. Give them credit though. They managed to convince their THICK WHOOTIES that they flew them to a fabulous vacation in Hawaii! Job well done playboys, they’ll never know they’re really in your crib, which is the basement of your grandmother’s house.

So, in closing, it is clear that the great majority of people, praising this Whooty movement, are guys who:

* wished there were more true THICK white women, and don’t see any, so they CREATE THEM online

* men who don’t like darker skinned women with size to them, anymore, or never did, and want white women of any kind

* men who love dumpy, fat or thick women, but don’t want to admit it

* men who don’t know the difference between what is booty meat and what is leg, hip or back fat

* men who just get horny for any woman showing any skin what so ever

* men who can’t get any kind of black women, or latinas, so they can only get white women who have body issues (and develops games and lies to get that)

The majority of guys calling women Whooties are calling them that, but they’re not. The BOOTY requirement of the Whooty is lacking in the examples they are putting forward. The ignoring of white women whom have nice, round, beautiful asses, at smaller sizes and smaller body types, is clear that these guys are NOT focused on the booty, they are focused on anything but the booty, when calling women Whooties. They like size, they like skin to show, but they like it WHITE mostly. Many have told us that the black equivalent, in sloppiness, look worse than the white, fat counterparts. That’s clearly disturbing to hear, especially since ALL OF THEM ARE BLACK GUYS SAYING THIS!  It is clear, they have some kind of hatred for black women, when they say this, just as many black women have noted. If the same guys, went after only smaller sized women, then we could see their argument, as innocent and just liking smaller women with shape, but that is not what we are seeing from most of these guys. So since they can’t find the true THICK versions of white women, they’ve created them all over the internet, by photoshopping women to be thicker in thighs and ass, and tighter in waist, and then what they do is they go find fat, white women, and imagine that what they lay with, is equal to the pictures they are creating. It is a sickness, and just like these kinds of guys have destroyed the definition of what is ‘THICK”, to now mean dumpy, fat black woman, they’ve now succeeded in re-defining what is a Whooty, to mean dumpy, fat white-skinned woman!  Society is crumbling!  We are falling because when you’re supposed to judge the booty, you are NOT judging the booty, because judgement is clouded by horniness and other features that are NOT the booty.  These guys just need to admit they get really over excited about white-skinned women, as opposed to their black counterparts, and stop hiding behind this Whooty bullshit! Be a man, call it like you like it, if it’s your preference, but stop this Whooty propaganda because what you put forward doesn’t have nice ass 90% of the time! We’re back to the doll test affect.

When you’ve digested this, roll over to part 2 of this argument, one that is causing PURE HATE for a legitimate Whooty, STILL, to this day.  This 1 Whooty created just all kinds of mixed emotions from the net, all from discovering that loving herself for who she was, despite her size. That turned her into Black Womens’ Public Enemy number 1! lol How? Why? Simple, reaction by black men to this Whooty!  Oh this was FUN to write, so stay tuned for part 2…

IN THE MEAN TIME… IF IT DOESN’T LOOK AT LEAST LIKE THIS…STOP THE MADNESS OF OVERPRAISING IT!

Could Whooty Mania be making you a racist?  Stay tuned for part 2 of this piece: WHOOTY-MANIA (part 2): When Booty Appreciation brings out your inner Racist…

JEAN THERAPY

This sickness is ruining America!

AH YEAH YALL NOT READY FOR THAT ‘GRIZZLY GRIND”! LOL But BLACK GUYS seems to LOVE IT! :(

Too many are becoming sick, in this country, but they’re not hitting the gym or buying cough-medicine, to fix the problem.  They are practicing DIY home remedy of buying tight pants.  But this has a side effect that many didn’t realize, which drives a huge sickness in men and women both, for a VARIETY of reasons. It causes many to lose their motherfucking minds, and abandon all logic entirely.  Many people don’t know that they need JEAN THERAPY just to get through the day.  Many don’t care if the ass is real or fake, as long as it’s presented as being tight, in person or in photos, dudes simply don’t care anymore!  The male mentality is destroyed, and women think this means a victory for them, it really does NOT! You have failed yourselves, subscribing to the trickery! This practice has increased the timeline for THE SINGULARITY IN BOOTY!

Is this ass a nice ass? Give it a good look over, before proceeding downward in the blog. You might be surprised to learn that we can diagnose that YOU have an STD, just by the type of response you have to this!

Decided on it yet? Ok, well now let us throw out 2 cents in…

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OK, Let’s take a look at what you were probably not noticing about the ass in this photo

Did you notice ANY of that stuff we noted about the picture? It’s a FAKE it’s been photoshopped so much it’s ridiculous, at this point. Well this is a very popular pic that keeps getting sent to us, by fans, who want to keep pointing out that Latinas, Whites and Blacks are all the same now.  They’re trying to force the Singularity by poisoning the internet with fake pictures, so you think that all the ladies in Brasil or Colombia are equal in ass quality, to an Atlanta stripper.  For idiots who’ve never been to these places, or never seen anyone from this remote places, they begin to think all the women have really nice, Apple Bottoms, due to this flood of fake Euro-looking South Americans who have photoshopped asses or have fake asses in real life.  These guys love blowing up the pants and tights and shit, creating whole asscheek creases all that.  Well they are on to something, but not with the bullshit photoshop frenzy that’s been going on lately, with regards to non-black women and their backsides, made to look larger and better than they really are. Forensics indicate that a LATINO made this fake shit, desperate for this white skinned woman to have a shape he wished to see her with, he is so fucked up in the head, then goes around morphing pictures, to make these women look more full than they really are. There is a lot of this happening today, and if it’s not a Latino, the next in line to do this, to white skinned women, in a BLACK! These guys are thirsty to fatten up women, so much so that there are teams of them, inflating every picture of white skinned women, that they can find, anywhere on the internet, and then redistributing the madness, trying to pass it off as REAL THICK WHITE WOMEN, OR LATINAS. They are falsely trying to convince you that they have, what they clearly do NOT have!

OBSERVE THE WEIRD SCIENCE sickness of men today, wishing to bring about the Singularity faster…

And one of the most infamous Latin American trickery shots had people thinking THIS was the Panamanian Cricket Team. LOL

all kinds of fucks were talking about how they booked tickets to Panama immediately and dudes were falling all over that shit like HERE.  And here, look at this team, they were ready to renounce American citizenship over the pics? lol  And MANY MANY MANY black sites said the same shit all day.  Until what we’re posting below happened, which we definitely had to aid in posting the real shots out there to help people wake up.

and the reality of the situation was catastrophic as many realized, and most knew prior, that it was FAKE! However many people were now off to Panama to find that. LOL Idiots! So many people believed that Panamanian woman were just loaded with ass, EVERY LAST WOMAN. lol Same shit is what is happening in Brasil, everyone thinks so many have that ass. If everyone has that ass, then why are so many getting fake ass?  Hmmm But that’s the power of falsely modifying ass and wanting to believe it so much they make it a reality for themselves. This is how the poison starts, especially for Blacks who believe this crap that Latinos/Hispanics fake you with since you have never been to these/our countries, and don’t know the real- play off of your ignorance and exoticism of the ladies.

This is the work of South American mad men who wished these women had bigger thighs and asses that were not weak Pig Tails, rather well defined and separated cheeks. Many women pay for surgery to get their asses to look like this, so these guy photoshop all the images to look like what they wished was real out there. They really like to overdo the asses on the shot in the middle, and the wish the thighs were that muscular too, so they add it in. lol Not even believable!  Look the the one of the right, with the jeans. See how distorted the pillow to the right of her ass is? PHOTOSHOP is heavily used to try to bring about the Singularity, to no avail! Look at your work, SHIT WORK! Get a hold of yourselves, you have a sickness, you cunts! Photoshopping in Ass Smiles and ass creases, making fuller thighs, is a specialty of South Americans, it’s why the men love the surgery that so many women are getting to enhance all of these areas. It’s a sick version of art imitating life or life imitating digital-art.

Wanna know when it’s a white guy doing the photoshopping? Take a look

when you see someone has made already boney/skinny girl, even more super SKINNY! lol  Fucking unbelievable. So instead of exploding the hips, unlike Latinos and Blacks would do, a sick white guy immediately photoshops her waistine to make it super thin, like she has no ribs and the hips look bigger due to him pinching the ribs in and the tits out (along with the implants already there. lol  PSYCHO!

…but do you know how you know when it’s a BLACK GUY doing the photoshopping?  You know the typical, making already big asses even bigger, but everyone does that. The real psycho, when he’s done photoshopping a picture, it’s always done to some non-black, and the shit is never believable and can easily be proven as fake! These assholes are photoshopping huge asses on the Olsen Twins, and Lindsey Lohan.  lol You don’t believe us?  Here is a black guy’s work, on a gymnist (and we know ALL GYMNISTS MUST BE SUPER THIN AND FLEXIBLE, SO WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THIS PIC?)

BULLSHIT, RIGHT??!!  Clowns believe it’s real though, because they’ve STD so they make themselves believe it’s real! And he doesn’t stop there, he’s doing dumb shit like he’s making SKINNY black chicks have big asses, and doing stupid, unbelievable shit like everything you find in ‘ASIANS WITH ASS’ or ‘THICK ASIANS’  or ‘my white girl’ searches, where they’re making asians with hips and tiny waists in photoshop and huge asses. They’re not photoshopping FAT Asian, noooo they only doing skiny asian woman and throwing hips and ass on them, like they see on Blacks of the past and Latinas.


You know how you know? White guys who like Asians, do NOT want them fat, at all! They only want skinny Asians, or they’re of no use to white guys. Only a black would want the impossible, on an Asian, and convince himself the shit is real. The do this with skinny black chicks too, inflating their asses on all the sites! lol For example, how many times have you seen this picture (below) photoshopped into a big ass splitting the pole, on 100million black sites?

Even sites NOTORIOUS for the real black ass and can blink their eyes and command REAL THICK CHICK shots be sent to them, are trying to force along the Singularity so bad that they’d endorse these fake Latina ass. Anything to fit the fantasy, I guess…

You might be that sick black guy, or that Latino with Photoshop-SIDA madness!  How can you tell?  If you keep trying to force pictures to have wide or fat hips, imagine what you want of women, in real life. That’s the worse part, you want to act it out your photoshop sicknesses, but in REAL LIFE.  What this sickness of these dudes, reveals, is they will do ANYTHING it takes to have chick look like a cartoonishly balloned.  It is this kind of guy who has mental problems distinguishing reality, from fantasy and fiction.  He sees curves where there are none, and as long as you put ANYTHING in something tight, in front of him, it all looks THICK to him.  It’s a sort of THICK MADNESS and now he’s out there trying to make everything and anything THICK! He doesn’t care of he blows up fake pics or you wear a fake ass, he is just infatuated, he will take anything with size and mentally approve it as valid!   And depending on whether or not you thought any of the pics above were real, it helps us know what side of the spectrum, you operate on! Are you one of these clowns trying to force the Singularity of Booty about, by photoshopping every NON-BLACK ETHNICITY AND RACE out there, into the former Black Body/Booty standard? You might have a disease that you’re passing on to white women, asians and latinas, which you got from years of being lied to, by American Black Women!

Why? Because you bought into the hype, for years, thinking that this below is true THICK because it is huge all over, cartoonishly bulging fat, and stuffed in jeans!

This is the typical Black ass, today, thanks to the shift in the standard of Black Ass. To ass clowns who love to photoshop in thickness,  all day, the mind fills in and creates curves that aren’t there, which the mind wishes to see as a complete picture. What the mind wants to see, because it’s what you like, blocks your logic from seeing that the pants designs mask curvature that is not there.  It’s like animation, you know the cartoon is not moving but your mind takes frame jump by frame jump, fills in the blanks of the movement, and it’s fluid movement to your brain, in the end.  The lack of quality black ass, is having its affect on us men, and we lead the charge in ushering women into doing fake thickness, and have been doing this shit for years, to the detriment of Booty Appreciation!  But there is a resistance, and real Black and Latino men went from saying “oh shit man, look at this right here!!!” to “ah shit man.. will you look at this shit right here???!!!” The jeans group fat and makes the body look tight, and Thick, when really, this is the typical wackness passing for hot, hoping our brains fill in the gaps that aren’t complete about the bodies stuffed in them. That ass, right there, is wide, and flat! She can’t even do a scissor kick pose and draw enough fat, in the bulb of her ass, to make anything poke out? Damn. Why have the faded effect, like you sit on your ass all day, and draw attention to an ass, that is not there?!  You see big thighs and you want to believe that the ass is the appropriate sized big ass, for the huge thighs you see, but that’s not what’s happening here. Guess what though, YOU and SHE both agree, she NEEDS these pants, if she’s hoping to try to show off ass, right?  NO? So you’re saying this ass would look hotter, if you saw it nude? REALLY?? Look at the thighs width, then look at the ass, you want to see that in a thong?  No! You want to see the perfect curvature that you’re making in all of these fucking pictures you’re altering, and you know that many chicks you fuck are LUMPY, so you want them in tights and tight pants, but you need a lot of meat to complete your sick fantasies. You are poisoned, and you want anything you can see, to be fat and stuffed in jeans to have the cartoonish bulges.  Do you finger your girlfriend with the same fingers you use to make these photoshopped alterations, you sick fuck?!


Many tricks are used, to fool men into thinking women are hotter than they really are.  They’re done on us every day, by corporations, in cahoots with lazy and sloppy women, who refuse to eat properly or hit a damn gym (even though there are gyms which are cheap and designed to slim women down), to pull the wool over the eyes of innocent men and boys, around the globe. What used to be considered a local USA thing, has expanded to world wide trickery, as the “MAN” has gotten together with sloppy women, who do not deserve the limelight, along with behavioral scientists, to socially engineer the rest of us, into believing that whatever they want us to believe is the truth.  They try to hijack our minds, they try to hijack our eyes, and most times they succeed.  You know how they succeed? They hijack our women first, get them to believe the hype they’re pitching, about how any woman can instantly look hot with their products, then use those sloppy and lazy broads against us, as they get our women to dress up and pretend to be hotter than they really are, magically, in seconds, with changes of clothing and trick positioning of the body.  The Illuminati of ass is out there, manipulating the women’s insecurities, using this to cash in, the whole time they are destroying women, secretly, in the minds of men, but even worse, women don’t see how damaging it is because they’re heads are so gassed, they’re floating on cloud 9 due to the trickery. Yeah if they get women to believe it’s hot to wear skintight clothing that hides areas of their bodies we don’t like, while only showing us what we do want, that is a trickery that keeps on giving. Soon after, you become a SpotChecker, only concerned with 1 area while you blank out on anything else but that area. You know, the simplest way to describe how secretly detrimental it is, to women, is with a shot like this below:

It’s like saying “you’re ugly and sloppy everywhere else, so I just want to focus on the pussy so pretend to be sexy, coverup all that other shit you call a body, and just serve me up the only thing I find desirable about you, bitch”.  Yeah, this is how we see women who participate in trickery of tight clothing when they don’t have the real body that is worth showing off “go cover up, you look disgusting, but do it in a way where I can still want to fuck you”. We feel YOU ARE PLAYING YOURSELVES and don’t even know it, when you participate in the trickery! And what comes from this is the attitude  is later, we’ll just cut YOU out of the whole question! West start thinking, “you know what? Let’s just cut the woman out of the picture completely, because what the fuck does she have to do with MY ORGAMS?! Let’s order up something that’s just a poon, but without the nagging and expensive dinner dates!” And you get the creation that is THE FLESHLIGHT! lol So this ushers in dependencies, for women, which men now ONLY want to see you with, and without the dependencies, you really aren’t worth shit to us. This is DANGEROUS but women promote it daily!

The hiding, masking and overall attempts to avoid touching on the insecurities women have about their ass  and thighs, creates a dependence on the trickery, for these ladies, and the tricks wear off the minute a guy disrobes a woman who depends on the trickery.  If we get roped in, with you wearing tight shit, then we take it off and it’s all disgusting, NOW WHAT?  We’re supposed to pretend like we still want that?  It’s a sick game from this point out, so who is really being HELPED by believing in the nonsense? If anything, you’re only making a guy wish for a woman who really does have all the curves that these women are faking like they have, right?  Well today, let’s address a dependency that has brought about a singularity, of booty, as many have become reliant upon wearing tight clothing, to bring them new found asses, and bring themselves closer to faking the look of real women with asses.  We present this because it’s a major problem, because many men simply don’t know what is a woman with a real ass, who has tight clothing on, and a woman who is faking like she has a real ass.  Men want to believe in the trickery so badly, that they become poisoned and actually DO believe the magic, overriding our logical minds. Many women simply are not as tight as they pretend to be, and they participate in this fraud, from all parts of the globe. It’s mass ass trickery!  Some thought it would never leave the African American communities, but the trickery has been duplicated and taken to the next level, it has failed to be contained!  Many Blacks have been fools, for years, into thinking sloppy, new-wave thick chicks are truly THICK, and have nice asses, because of product placement and behavioral scientists’ work, and some have pledged to keep it IN THE HOOD, so as not to taint the rest of society.  These fake-thick women have hijacked booty appreciation and given women the chance to alter the game, dictating back to men what is hot about women’s asses and bodies, yet it’s for MEN to decide what WE LIKE, not women! lol Yes, that happened, which is why THICK is not real thick, anymore, it’s anything that is fat and can be stuffed in tight clothing- which is why so many men agree.  The illuminati of ass has joined forces with sloppy blacks, and force-fed back trickery to black men, making them accept just anything as hot. Other races and ethnicities laughed at this stuff, previously, and now they find themselves now joining in, being duped too, as their women are getting sloppier by the second, as well, but also their women are buying the trick clothing to look like the blacks on the downfall?!  Many wonder how did new-wave thick convince men that it was the real thick, and a suitable substitution for real thick women, all because many black women are fucking lazy and don’t want to maintain their weights, they want to rely on tight pants to create bodies for them?  Well, it all started, in the hood, with trickery like this:

How do I know a woman has a nice ass, while she is in form-creating, tight jeans?Because SHE TOLD ME SO AND IS PRETENDING TO BE THE PART! Because the product placement, of the APPLE-like designs on the pockets, which you associate her ass, with an Apple Bottom instantly! The JEANS told you she was THICK, told you she had an APPLE BOTTOM, although you should be able to look and know better.  …and How may idiots heard that song “she got dem Apple Bottom Jeans, boots with the fuuuuurrrrrr…”  and then went and bought those jeans and fur boots, for themselves, so they could be the ones they pretend the song was about?  Even worse, how many dudes went out and bought this shit to stuff their women into outfits so they can say “see, my girl is THICK and hot like the songs says”? MANY, especially ones who look like complete shit in them! Lyrics to the song are right here! Fucking product placement in songs, and images, are deadly! You did not associate these Apple pockets with an IPOD, which is made by Apple Computers, NOOOO because you know what an Apple symbolizes to us, due to popular slang.  Someone non-black might have thought “oh Apple makes pants now?” but not you!  And with these pants, automatically, a black woman, who is huge and wide in all areas, and sloppy, suddenly has a tight body, suddenly is thick, and will never need to ever hit a gym- and your dumb ass accepts it as VALID weight control! This trickery is what was done on blacks, for years, and its secret experiment has been found out, but it might be a little too late, as we will painfully illustrate, throughout this piece.  It has taken its toll on black men, in a very bad way.  You have the disease, that makes you think that ANYTHING IN ANYTHING TIGHT IS TOP SHELF ASS, EVEN WHEN NUDE! You have an STD!  You have Substandard Thickness Disease! Which you got from falling out all over, and supporting, substandard broads, all those years, and now you’re likely hitting up white chicks and latinas with this stupid mentality, making their substandard asses think they’re hot and THICK, when they’re not, too! Uhhh there is much work to do, today, let’s get heavy- not you, ladies, you’re already too fucking heavy- ooooh lighten up! lol

It’s getting cold, outside, and that means 3 things for sure: 1) women want to be indoors, cuddled up with a STEADY man, 2) women are guaranteed to get fatter by at least 15lbs by time Spring comes back around, and 3) Women are going to be covering up that booty, and the nice, sexy legs! :( We hate that last part, especially because now, the problems with women covering up, come back to light. Look around, and look good, doesn’t just about EVERY ass that it is out there, right now, wearing jeans, look exactly the same? I mean women we know are true thick, with ass, they always look good, but there are a shitload of unflushable doo-doo-pellet chicks, who are sloppy, and have mastered the art of stuffing their fat into clothing, and they rule the night, now that it’s too cold to walk in shorts and skirts. It’s to a point where every untrained eye, thinks that EVERY chick he sees, in tight clothing, is as tight in the body, as the jeans let on, but also that her skin must be FLAWLESS, … because her jeans show no holes in the skin, or breaks in the curvature of her body. lol We’ve heard MANY dudes make comments like that, so don’t laugh, but the final installment of the Trilogy of THE SINGULARITY has to do with this reliance on tight jeans and clothing, in absence of having an actual body, that is not plagued with loose-hanging skin/fat, body retardation, and how this sickness affects us all. You know it’s Winter time, you just want to see what you want to see, and when there isn’t any skin being shown, your dumb ass brains start to imagine more than what’s really out there, on a woman’s body, and you’re giving credit to chicks, where it’s not deserved, all because she faked your dumb ass out, with trick clothing. These women, these sloppy ones who have a reliance on stockings, form creating underwear like garter belts, tight bands to pull in legfat to create ass creases, and also tight clothing (in public) to feel hot, are called Stocking Stuffas- not to be confused with big chicks or thick chicks who know how to rock their sexiness right, in any kind of get-up, because lord knows, no one likes shacking up with any skinny ass broad, for Winter! Fuck out of here. As that skinny chick’s moving all over in the bed, trying to cuddle up on you, her fucking rib cage is chopping a brother up, like a fucking cheese grater! You fucking watch her lungs breath, it looks like someone’s playing a fucking bachata accordion or something. Ugghh  We hate boney chicks in Winter! The problem is, you think you’re picking up a chick who is thick, you get fooled when the clothes come off, and sooner or later, MORE TRICKERY is needed, just so you keep a boner! So we can’t mess with boney chicks, but a  Stocking Stuffa might be exponentially worse.

When he met her she was 120lbs! He bit off more than SHE could chew!

no, the FAIL is for the wrong reason. Look at HIM and then look er HER! lol He probably sprayed his shorts he’s so happy to be crushed like this. Look how she has the hand locked of that guy! HE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!!!  That’s the tell-tale sign of a STUFFA!

A Stocking Stuffa is a woman who is not at all in shape, and often has a lot of loose fat, but to be sexy, relies on wearing tights and tight under AND outwear, revealing clothing, which she stuffs all of her fat into, to form a shape of a hot body, then wraps and presents herself, to a normally very horny, and very desperate male, like she’s the best (and last) fucking GIFT that he will ever receive, in his whole life. Like she is a gift that only comes along once in a long time, and like it’s a miracle, so her man better savor it. A Stocking Stuffa relies on tricks 100% of the day, used to manipulate the horny, and often desperate male, who will fuck just about anything, as long as she makes an attempt to at least pretend to be the tight bodied woman, the horny male wishes he could really be fucking.  She makes a man believe, “YOU BETTER BE GOOD, YOU BETTER BE NICE… ” OR YOU GET NO STOCKING STUFFER poon! What they do for you, they want you to consider it a GIFT or REWARD for them putting up with you.  The man becomes trained, or poisoned, depending on your thoughts of this. Love does that to a man,… and so does having extreme horniness, mother-issues, and lack of overall game to spit at a dame… still, these Stuffas make a man feel temporarily fulfilled, because he pretends like he is fucking something he really wishes he was fucking, and she can pretend to be the woman he wants to really fuck. The problem with the Stocking Stuffa is she bought into a sickness that is destroying Booty Appreciation, even to this day, from the roots up, and has spread the sick mentality to the man she fooled. These Stuffas are becoming a normal fixture, in life, and most of us were hoping that this shit would only be temporary, you know, like only for the Xmas Holidays season, because it’s COLD outside and you women still need to keep us entertained. Nope, Stuffas are year-round things, and to some guys, A FOREVER THING, and the keep growing and growing, in size and numbers.  You normally don’t notice until winter, because it’s cole out, snowing and you are forced to stay in bed with your woman, and it dawns on you “omg this bitch is really fat, my leg is numb and sweaty from her big legs on it! WTF is going on here, I didn’t sign up for this..” TOO LATE! Many men, all over the country, fell into the trap of chasing women who looked thick in trick clothing, and after they put their dicks in them raw, a sea of babies followed, entrapping the man forever, as his Stocking Stuffa continued to keep getting bigger and bigger. Oh that dumb male thought his woman wouldn’t keep growing beyond the limit of the tight pants she used to hook him on the line, oh nooooo she keeps upgrading her pants and shirt sizes, and keeps reinventing her THICKNESS, inch by inch. It’s too late for dudes who got stuck, living with this chick, who won’t curb her growth and holds a man hostage.  Some guys though, they LOVE this shit, and they turn into a guy who actually ONLY wants a woman who fakes like she is thick! It’s crazy but it’s very popular today.  It start with this guy, in order to keep a hard-on,  he has to practice self hypnosis, convincing himself this is good for him, in the long run, to buy into the madness too. He doesn’t care if his woman is pretending to be hot because no one wants to see a Stuffa without the trick clothing, designed to mask their ugly bodies. It’s so sad!  So we have both parties agreeing that they only want to see that woman, in trick clothing, and that’s a SAD relationship. What’s worse, if they break up, the guy is so tuned to Stuffas that he now WANTS all women to be sloppy like all he has ever known, and he now wants all his women to be sloppy.   This guy now goes around telling all sloppy women that it’s ok to be a slob, as long as she supports burying her shame in tight clothing, because he knows many women are reliant upon Jeans to feel better about themselves.  He figures if he supports this, he can instantly get many women, because many are masking their bodies, so now it’s part of his game to get chicks. He falsely promotes telling women that they are thick, or he if meets a woman who is already hip to the tricks of stuffing fat into tight, form-shaping clothing, he feels like he’s struck gold, but he’s been played, he’s been purposely played, to usher in a new wave of fake-thick chicks, and he didn’t even suspect what has happening.  Guys let women convince them that they’re wearing all of this tight clothing shit, to please us men, but the real reason for this, is something that brings us to the final saga, in the Trilogy of THE SINGULARITY. You want to know the real reason so many women are wearing the tight clothes? Well it’s not to please YOU, fellas, it’s to deal with their OWN INSECURITIES, AND OVERALL LAZINESS, to maintain proper diet and exercise. Be fooled if you want, but next time a woman claims she’s wearing all this shit, to please you, call shenanigans. Since these dudes are weak anyway, beat down by women, and think it all looks the same when put in constrictive clothing, these guys really couldn’t care what you throw at them. These guys are what’s ruining Booty Appreciation! These extremely weak men let their likes and wants, get dictated to them, by forceful women, who ration out pussy to them, and tell their men what is hot to him! These guys haven’t thought, for themselves, in ages! Wake the fuck up, YOUR STOCKING Stuffa, IS REALLY JUST A LUMP OF COAL, and you deserve it!

One should never fake sexiness when you know you don’t have it. If you’re gonna BRING IT for Xmas do it up right. Ms Claus gotta come like bammmmm!

Wow! Hell with Xmas we want MAS XXX!  Thank God for the previous Singularity we discussed!

Total Chaos, no ASS confusion… big thighs will hypnotize and cause an illusion

In the last part of THE SINGULARITY trilogy, we will deal with what we consider to be ‘black eye” of Booty Appreciation today, and how they are used to ‘even the playing field’, so to say, for ladies who really just don’t cut it, in the booty area, but will fake it until some fucking HERB is convinced, it’s hot (think cleveland brown the cartoon lol). It’s a mass black eye caused by black ass guys who are over praising and over-glazing at wack ass and thighs! There are techniques that many are using, when their asses are not up to snuff anymore, and they want to make it look better than it really is, but the same techniques have been mirrored by people who might have largely ignored such techniques, in the past,, because they didn’t have ass or enough booty fat to fake like they had an ass, but are now the leaders in booty trickery. The last part of the Singularity in booty, has to deal with just about everyone using the same faking-like-you-have-an-ass techniques, to either stuff fat (from all over) into tight clothing, hoping it will look like some chick has an ass with form, or a technique to jack something tight up their hinds, show a lot of skin, and hope people think the tiny collection of fat that they have, is a bigger butt that you think she has (normally achieved by also exposing fat legs). The result is that many women look like they have thick bodies, with tight thighs and booties, because they’re all wearing TIGHT JEANS. What’s happening is they’re all just stuffing sloppy bodies, into tight, restrictive clothing (doing bodily harm mind you), and using this technique to feel better about themselves, as they disillusion themselves into believing that they really are thick, and that they really have ass. It makes women think they don’t need to be on a diet, that they don’t need to maintain their health, because… they can cover their sorrow up, with JEANS!! :( It’s called JEAN-THERAPY, using Jeans to make yourself feel good about yourself, when you don’t like the skin you’re in. This wouldn’t be a problem, if it wasn’t so wide spread, and it’s so wide spread, because non-black women are doing this shit like crazy too, when formerly mostly only Blacks and Caribbean Latinas did this, because these groups always had the meat to throw in these tight jeans, to form something to look at. Now that everyone is so fucking fat, and lazy, MOST WOMEN ARE TURNING TO JEAN THERAPY, and loving it. Well while they’re loving it, dudes are also loving it too. Fake embracing fake, the desperate feeding the desperate!

Then there is the problem of trying to morph your ass into a clay-like mold of a nice ass an thighs, by using clothes to create a suspended animation ass effect, hoping your asses stay looking like Apple Bottoms and Good Ghetto Booties. This is JEAN MUTATION, the art of morphing and shifting fat to create sexy forms, using jeans, when you don’t like the body you’ve let go to shit, or simply don’t have. We’ll cover that in depth, in part 2 of this piece. Now that everyone is faking like they’re as tight in body, as the jeans let on, guys are looking at ANYTHING in tight clothing, and swearing it’s as hot, if not hotter, than women who are really thick, without the jeans, we’re all just lying to ourselves. Yes, guys buy into the stupidity of women in tight clothing, being hot, no matter how sloppy she looks, because many guys are affected by this sickness, of believing that it’s ALL THE SAME AS LONG AS TIGHT CLOTHING IS ON A WOMAN.  Look at this fucking herbs in the inset pic to the left, all over that shit!  It’s getting really really bad out there, guys all over are checking out NASTY shit, and swearing it’s the hottest stuff they’ve ever seen. Whether it’s in the club, or the bars, too many cats are overheard, overpraising pure and utter SHIT, which happens to be wearing the latest from a tight clothing brand name, and these guys can’t tell the difference between a woman who is really thick, and someone who is Stuffa. No one is saying any woman has to be PERFECT OR FLAWLESS, no one is, but wtf these are just nasty picks these dudes are praising, and it’s not only making us scratch our heads, it’s making the actual women we SHOULD be looking at, scratch their heads too!  I’ll tell you exactly what it is, it’s like building a fucking KIT CAR!  The car is really a Fiero but you put a fake body on top of the Fiero, substituting it with the knock-off body of an Aston Marton!  Everyone now thinks  you really have an Aston Marton when they’re looking at you and you fake like you have the goods! Where did suck fuckery this come from? Why are we at the point where guys easily accept this as a valid form of self improvement, for women? For Blacks and Caribbean Latinos, it’s just that for soooooo long, it’s been a way of life, and the truth is, many guys would rather see some of the sloppy chicks in the tight clothing, than to see it without the clothing. They give up, they’ve been beat down! We just wish that when we’re having sex with some of these chicks, that we weren’t actually touching their skin, outside of the poon region- thus you understand the opening reference to the crotch-cut-out photo. lol I know that sounds bad, but it’s true, and many are thinking like “if I could fuck this woman, and have her only wear the tight jeans, but I cut out just the pussy area, I’d be cool, I’d even get engaged to her…” That’s what’s going through their minds, that and “can they make a JEANS MASK for her face too, where I cut out a blow-hole for her in that too?”  It’s not our faults, it’s what we have been subjected to, for years, and now accept as the norm. The brothas are beat down, to a point of delirium, because you are NOT going to believe what dudes are calling HOT, just because it’s in jeans.  He’s bombarded with misinformation, he doesn’t know what’s real from fake anymore, he makes his own reality now, just like the ladies, it’s the blind leading the blind.  It’s like a zombie Apocalypse of ass, dudes just aimlessly float around looking for any old meat to jump on and sink their teeth into. Well the ladies basically know exactly how to play this guy, the just socially engineer this dumb ass dude!

CLONE-LONIALISM: LAZY CULTURE PRAISES then DUPLICATES ANYTHING “NOT HARD TO IMITATE” and doesn’t respect REAL WORKS OF ART

attack of the CLONES!

The problem, for blacks, is what we mentioned in this piece here- black booty and bodies, are not as good as it all used to be.  So many just settle for slop, and if she throws it in tight pants, well at least it temporarily extends the relationship, one more day.   What we hate about this, is it’s just like REALITY TV, and RAP MUSIC OF TODAY, everything about the youth today screams “this shit is so easy to do, I can clone their shit easily”. Everything we see now, that is marketed, is about easy ways out, easy ways to being rich, easy ways to being a celebrity, shortcuts, shortcuts, shortcuts, and never do they praise the hard work it takes to establish and maintain ones self. This is why REALITY TV is so big, over real shows with substance, good writing, good acting, in this country. This is why rap music sounds like shit too, because the bullshit artists are not artists, rather they are corporate products marketed to stupid consumers, who buy into this shit, because they think they too can easily be a star, GIVEN THE LACK OF TALENT OF THE PEOPLE THEY SEE ON TV AND HEAR ON SONGS!  If you try to put out real rap, you know where the wording has cultural, socio-political meaning and reference, YOU WILL NOT SELL WITH THE CURRENT MORONS WHO ARE CONSUMERS.  American culture is about lazy shitheads who want to make it big, or get attention, by faking like they’re something real and of substance, and who do it without real effort. American culture is CLONE-LONIALISM, you conquer idiots by making them want to be clones of the ideas you’re pushing on them!  Behavioral scientists work with corporations to put these images out there for clones to copy, people are SHEEPLE, easily lead and manipulated. These scientists know that Americans will wear fake chains that look like the rappers’ real platinum chains, they know sheeple will buy expensive clothing when they can’t really afford to pay rent, and they know that if they put a mainstream idea out there, sheeple will gravitate towards it, to just do anything to pretend to be the person they saw the material on. For ladies, this worked when Sex in the City was on, and women bought disgusting clothing, because they’re sheep who copy the women on the show they thought best represented themselves. Today, we have Real Housewives, Basketball hoes, jersey whores… and the sheeple mimic these heroes of the reality TV, in just about everything they do. Well that’s what happened to black booties and bodies. We watched the rap videos inject all these big bootied freaks, into our heads and dreams, and then our women went out there to imitate these women. Unfortunately, most of the sheeple women, don’t have the bodies it takes to mimic what they see on TV, not anymore, and they began to wear all these Phat Farm/Baby Phat shits and Apple Bottoms clothing, to mimic the real women with bulging curves, just like the sheeple they are. They want to be like their idols of Kim K, Jlo, or any video hoe out there, but they don’t have the money to buy the injections and implants, or they don’t have the natural meat, where it counts, like the originals.  So what’s a clone to do?  They’re not stacked like the original women with hot bodies, but they have forced about the Singularity, via tight jeans, right?  So they turned to this, and from this, was born the NEW-WAVE THICK, who now tried to convince guys that they were the equivalents of the big bootied models we all saw on TV and praised, to the point where anything fat, today, is now called THICK, if it stuffs large collections of fat in name-branded pants, and effectively cloned the women who had REAL ASS AND BODY, and wore the same brand-named clothing.  It works, as long as the man NEVER gets to see you undress!  Women are not too smart to realize that you can’t keep up this charade, forever!  If you aim to fool, ultimately you bag a fool, or end up as one, yourself!  Still, the clones marched on, product placement worked on them, like worked on men, and the next thing you know THIS is all in the streets, convincing dudes it’s the NEW WAVE THICKNESS that is sweeping the nation, and he better get with the program! Their social engineering poison is working though!!!!   Observe the fad (clone trickery) sweeping the nation. It’s a Cinderella Complex, of sorts, the ‘hotness’ or ‘thickness’ has a time limit!:

MARCH OF THE CLONES: That’s GOT to be a GOOD GHETTO BOOTY, RIGHT?  I mean it’s wearing Baby Phat tight jeans that means you have real ass and you’re thick because all the video hoes have them, and hookers at the club have them, right?  It’s in all of the songs, women with real ass wear them, check check check check!!! Thong all jacked up the backside, oh come on that means there is a LOT of ass in there! Damn look at that, look at all that meat on the top just poking out, and there is much more to it still that is not revealed because it’s hidden by the pants. I wish they would come off right now!  Take it off, baby!

Eh…. uh… hmmm?..  Why don’t I try clicking on the image, to expand it, so I can see a little better, maybe my vision is messed up from all this reading, something’s not right here.  I mean I see tight thick thighs in tight pants.. still something’s ehhh something’s quite not right… ehhhh  Is that a nice, juicy ass and black body I originally thought I saw? Are those thighs really as tight and thick as the jeans make them out to be? Is that a fat ass coming off of the back like the jeans advertised originally? … how can it NOT be the real thick, it’s wearing the same Jeans!?

WHAT THE FAULK???? YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? I’ve been duped by a pair of pants and retard posing??? Where are the thick thighs and juicy ass and all that I thought I signed on for? This NEW-WAVE THICK shit is trash! I want a refund, I want to trade her in! Too late, Stocking Stuffa status now! lol  Seriously though, do you think she’ll EVER be caught dead without tight pants to shape that body? Hell no! And so begins the dependency, because she’s too lazy to drop 10lbs! She’s got no ass, fat thighs and cankles, but Jean Therapy fixes all of that- until she gets home at night and the pumpkin transforms back from the stagecoach, and you’re back to being a BUM at the end of the night.  Why can’t women ever keep it real, yet always expect a guy be REAL with them? Add it to your collection of make up, weaves, lipstick for your chapped asses, and other fake shit you need to feel good about yourselves, ladies. Uhhh… so much work do to!

After being duped like that, how enthusiastic are you expecting a man to be, I mean really, ladies????   We understand shit is not in form, but damn, why such the masquerade when we will ultimately learn the truth?  This body up top, is why the dependency on tight jeans and such, by sloppy bodied women, exists, because stripped down, it’s not shit worth praising. Just like the reality TV mentality, and today’s rap mentality, you really think “ANYONE CAN BE ‘THICK’”, or at least todays version of what’s thick- and just about EVERYONE does think they’re shit is hot, so they try to flaunt it and buy the products designed to help you clone who you admire.  It’s good when it’s good, but it’s mostly REALLY bad when it’s bad. It is the last phase of the Singularity, making all booties seem the same, regardless of race or real body structure, with the aid of external entities. This phenomenon is out of control, spreading like a virus, and simple swagger jacking has morphed, as virus-like Transposition is taking place, threatening the fabric of Booty Appreciation. It’s created a new breed of Booty displayor, as well as a new breed of booty watcher, both LAME, in our opinion! The former becomes sickened by their own laziness and displeasure with how they’ve carried on, to a point where they’ll try to morph just about any ass/body, into the top asses out there, all by buying a single pair of tight pants.  Today, it crosses color lines, and age lines too!  We get a few people who are into banging old women, who are old grandmothers, and when they send us pics and ask for our opinions, we’re like “dude, really????!!” We noticed that a lot of dudes, especially black men, were sending us shit to validate and verify, and a lot of it was older white women, in tight jeans. Now, if you read our other blog, about the Singularity where bodies are seeming all the same now, you’ll understand why these guys are sending us videos and pictures of older white women, in tight clothing.  These guys are affected by all the stuffing of fat, in tight clothing, and passing it off as sexy, that black women have done for years, that these crazy dudes not take that same mentality and think ANYTHING you stuff in tight clothing, is hot.  A lot of women, especially in the America, are plumpers and Pear-Shaped women, with a majority of their fat going to the lower regions of their bodies.  HERE IS THE KICKER THOUGH, NO ONE CONSIDERS BLACK WOMEN, PEAR-SHAPED! lol  They don’t think this body is a BLACK BODY, due to the previous real goddess like bodies, that were stereotyped to blacks, years ago- but is shattered when you look at today’s blacks.  So black women don’t want to be called PEAR SHAPED, they want to think that they still have a different body, from everyone else out there, when it just isn’t quite true anymore, now that obesity has struck everyone! So most people only associate being Pear-shaped, with being  A WHITE WOMAN.  It’s crazy, but it’s another reason the singularity is here, because if you throw the same bodies in the same jeans, they’re looking exactly the same!  The thing is most guys didn’t know they were so enthralled by seeing women practice the art of pulling off the incredible body transformations, due to the trick jeans, most didn’t even both to really check the bodies stuffed in the clothes, because they were so infatuated with the JEANS.  The allowance of the use of clothing-handicaps, on bodies you don’t want to see the skin of, rather want to see the illusion of tightness through, is pretty big.  Just like guys ONLY want to see women in TIGHTS, and have sites built around it, you can see how guys would not want to see a woman’s skin, rather only want to see it in tight jeans too- and that’s what’s happening!  These guys are used to seeing this on black women, young black women, because young ones are so fat today. Where it carries over to older white women, is a lot of white chicks start off really thin, and it take years for them to get to the fatness of a lot of blacks and latinas. So by the time they are 40 years of age, they have the body a lot of black guys LOVE.  It’s crazy, but also a lot of hard-up white women, love the attention they’re getting from the wanna-be Mandigos out there, and it’s a huge hit with white women, in America, who are considered used up and fat slobs, by their own white men, at this stage of their lives.  These same black dudes are also snatching up the fat Hispanics from Central/South America, oddly enough, because black guys mostly don’t mind if you’re sloppy, as long as you throw that body in the shape-shifting jeans so they can pretend you really are what they wish they were fucking.  So now you know, if he lands himself a young, fat woman, he will be happy if she becomes a Stocking Stuffa permanent fixture, because she will only get bigger, and have to buy more and more products to keep herself weight in check. lol  People did not believe us, about what we said about all these black dudes praising the old, and not up to par white chicks, just to extreme levels, that we can’t understand why the praise, so why don’t we share a few videos, of what a lot of black guys considered ‘THICK WHITE WOMEN’, and let’s peep their reactions to the women in the videos.

We told you that everyone, and we mean EVERYONE is trying to wear tight jeans, to make their slop look better, but did you know that a shit load of granny women are also in on the “I’M THICK BECAUSE I WEAR TIGHT JEANS” movement?  OH there are a SHITLOAD of oldies wearing tights and tight jeans now, makes you want to puke most times, because it’s clear that these tight jeans are a bra for the gut, ass and thighs! The worst part is black dudes keep sending us the videos asking for our opinions, but they swear these women are the best shit going. So old ladies are in on it, and so are many black guys.  After those last few Singularity writeups, maaaaannn listen… the amount of HATE MAIL we got for those previous pieces.. uhhh unprecedented, and the “oh yeah well look at this” responses, were mostly LAME and most contained women wearing tight clothing, with overly photoshopped curves, or just slop shaped up to look good. lol We also got quite a few “look at me, I’m the exception” photo submissions, from ladies who read the this blog, but what MOST of them did, was send us PROOF, that we have here today. It confirmed that there are TOO many who rely on tight clothes, to pass for thick, hot, or and fake like they have a nice ass, and too many who need women to do this shit, in order to get hard looking at them. You don’t believe us,  go look up how many “THICK GRANNY” or “GRANNY WITH BOOTY” or “my white girl” or anything “thick milf” videos there are out there, where old ladies put on tight pants to try to play sexy.  Here’s the link one dude sent us, saying “admit it, she has a Tear Drop and it’s good for what it is”:

She’s trying to lift her ass. LOL Wrong jeans but she KNOWS a top female secret…

Who the fuck thought that was hot, or could convince their grandma that this is hot to do? Well granny is only showing you that trick pants can give women newly found confidence, to show off what they don’t naturally really have. Everyone is in on it, and it’s really really changing society, in a BAD way… uhhhggghhh!

Then there are the countless videos we got, from dudes promoting their chicks.  When it was hot, we gave props, of course, but where it was not, …well… tell us what YOU think we said?

Who’s getting props for sloppy, subpar booty? and who’s giving it? Let’s go to the VIDEO TAPE!

Here we have a guy chasing this woman, FOREVER… would you walk this far, chasing this ass?

THAT GUY WALKED 2 MILES TO GET THAT FOOTAGE! LOOOOOOL the guy to the right, on the wall, in the beginning is looking around like “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IDIOT TAPING THAT IS SO GOOD, IN THIS AREA? I DON’T SEE SHIT WORTH FOLLOWING OR TAPING” LOL

And here, we have someone who like thick white chicks. We like thick white chicks, but his criteria might be a tad OFF. Look at his RANGE of what he calls thick. Is it consistent, woman to woman, when you see his selection?

Note the black guy who felt he HAD to let you know it was he who made the video at 1:00 LOL He is ALL OVER the place with his love of THICK WHITE GIRLS, doesn’t matter the age, shape, or anything, but the consistent theme is, TIGHT PANTS AND FAT BODIES!  He’s INFECTED!  He can’t be saved! He’s spreading a sickness via viral videos! It’s currently reprogramming brains, all across the world.  Look at his logic, completely stupid.   What does race have to do with anything, if you’re looking at it in tight pants (you’re not seeing skin color if it’s covered)? LOL That’s what the sickness does to you, you start making up stupid shit trying to rationalize your disease and actions!  THAT is the problem with Jean Therapy, it DOESN’T matter, to most, if they’re looking at sloppy or real thick chicks, slim or fat, and here is a dude clearly fucked up by the trickery.

and of course the typical ass that is on the internet, taking cue from black chicks shaking sloppy ass, is a pig tail with wide hips, which black dudes simply LOVE!

Note that she does have a nice Happy Gap, for a plumper, but she has to BEND OVER IN EVERY VIDEO BECAUSE HER ASS IS DROOPY AND SET REALLY REALLY LOW! You know who told her she was hot, A BLACK GUY! uh huh! And why does she think she’s hot? Because she sees her competition is no better in body, than herself!

so of course, that encourages THIS activity, sloppy shits who take cue from horny black guys, and think they’re THICK and have enough ass to shake to black music. This woman, in this video, is infected with an STD she surely got from a BLACK MAN.  Ladies and gentlemen, what you are witnessing is a disease that is VISUAL! That disease is called SUBSTANDARD THICKNESS DISEASE!

She could have shaked it to country music, but there is a reason she is dancing in black styles, to black music… and where do you think she learned that dance from, by watching and imitating who? Where did she get the courage to do it from, by watching who?  She sees sloppy blacks and knows a lot of black dudes like sloppy shit as long as you put tight pants or shorts on a large and deformed ass! Why else would this white woman do this shit she’s doing?  She’s dancing like a black, although she’s fat and sloppy, because she’s currently getting fucked by a BLACK GUY! Yes, she got STD from a black guys’ dick, just look at her, can’t you see it? It makes white women think they can swagger-jack sloppy black women, why BECAUSE THEY’RE FAT AND SLOPPY too and ANYONE CAN WIGGLE FAT IN A VIDEO.  They can’t control their bodies, as they dance like Jiggaboos, that black dick will do it to you every time, folks! YOU’RE INFECTED! They jacked the style and are running with it!

So now we’re all screwed up, we have dudes who are trying to photoshop all the ‘exotic’ women, into the body image of the stereotypical black body, and they’re also praising women who are just the sloppiest shit out there, and accepting both of these as valid forms of ‘THICK’. The women who don’t deserve attention for being new wave thick, the fake thick, are getting so much attention for wearing tight clothing, that they are now dependent on the tight clothing to look good. The screwball guys don’t want to see these women with out the trick clothing on, and the women won’t dare be caught dead without the trick clothing on.  If a woman is going to fake like she has an ass, a guy doesn’t care as long as she purposely tries to fool him, he will accept it a the real deal. This is too much fakery and forgery, we’re out of control right now. It’s complete madness and as you’ve seen here today, you’re confused, we’re confused, dudes, chicks, all fucking confused… Shit! We’ve fucked up reality for ourselves, because so many people are so fake in the booty and thickness, it’s the norm to fake like you’ve the goods you clearly don’t have. We’ve blurred reality so bad, that when we look at our women, they MUST be fake for us to accept them as real! WHAT THE FUCK, SHEEPLE?????

IF this nonsense does not let up, your HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES are going to give fattening women, a discount, like they do if you go to the gym a lot, but for wearing tight jeans.  It will be part of mental wellness programs, across the country!  It must STOP before we ALL NEED JEAN THERAPY, JUST TO STOMACH OUR LADIES! Save our Ladies! Part 2 coming soon…