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Foreword: To fully put this final piece to the trilogy together, you should probably get an understanding of the 2 previous pieces, or this final piece might not make any sense to you, if you’re hoping to understand the references in this piece.  This piece changed peoples opinions, and infuriated even more, but only because they got the full idea of the the people judging whooties from WHOOTY MANIA PART 1 and WHOOTY MANIA PART 2.

The great majority of people in the community wanted to talk about his woman, because of the racial divide she has caused. It’s pretty funny but many of our readers also DEMAND a response to this woman, but from reading the blogs, the forums, the emails and links people sent us on her, it became painfully obvious that we HAD to say something on this topic, because a lot of the shit we read was just hateful towards a dumpy chick who stopped her from starving, and decided that people wanted to see her full figured body instead… Why the hate?  Well you’ve forced our hands, Community, so we’re releasing the archive piece. Aren’t many ladies wishing they could have that kind of revelation about their own bodies? Why aren’t women from all walks of life embracing her body? That Whooty Mania shit is to blame…

Yall motherfucks are mad that no one is doing this for you, that’s the real problem! You’re mad that you’re out of shape and dumpy or MALnurished too, but no one is praising you. LOL  On the flip side, she does NOT look like this at all in real life, as she is not with muscular lower body (or muscles anywhere) like those Brasilian models who like to do that, but this picture depicts a ‘THICK’ version of the woman, because that’s what translating in the brains of people who’ve gone ape-shit over her body, like they’ve never seen this before.  Just like the idea of THICK is destroyed, this Whooty business is destroyed too, and this representation is what many see when observing this woman.  Interesting… deranged… nice art though! That’s the very definition of MANIA!


ma·ni·a

/ˈmānēə/
Noun
  1. Mental illness marked by periods of great excitement, euphoria, delusions, and overactivity.
Synonyms
crazefad – rage – obsession – madness

Hopefully,  you have read the previous 2 pieces, before reading this part, because there are some very mixed reviews from people, after reading this final piece to the trilogy. We’ve shared this piece with a handful of people who bugged us for months about the case study subject, and most of them changed their attitudes towards this person in the study, after this piece. The stuff we talked about, her life, etc, was told to us by her followers, so it is likely it’s more accurate than some of the hateful stuff we’ve received from some of our fans. So we put her fans’ accounts into this piece, to give a better perspective on the young woman, and to hopefully address some of the haters and hateful things being spewed about his lady, which is just the tip of the iceberg, to what is mounting into a race-war not over Civil Rights, but over being civil because a white woman has a large collection of fat on her ass. lol Yes, when you say it that way, it sounds very stupid, but we hope that we can ease the brains of some of the haters out there, today, but also dull down some of the over excitement about this case subject. Mind you, if you are mad that we wrote this on this particular lady, fuck off, her body of work (pun intended), is all over the internet, she’s showing that body nude and is advertising it, so it’s all fair game for praise/scrutiny, or whatever. So no fucking crybabying to us, deal?

As you saw in the previous pieces, too many people are seriously reaching, with the over-hyping of what is a Whooty, and most times, it actually infuriates other women, of other races, because these other women are not getting attention for their own bodies, which are identical to the new-age Whooties, and therefore sub-par too, in many cases. Not to these guys who are over-praising the sloppy Whooties and creating Whooty-Mania. The same guy dating these so-called new-age whooties would likely NEVER be seen with her black equivalent, either because he can’t pull one, or he thinks her lighter shaded equivalent looks better in this area! I mean there are a LOT of ugly, sloppy black broads acting like they’re hot, but that’s another story.   Ask many black women, they get PISSED when they see dudes salivate all over dumpy white women, and not themselves, and naturally, that ALSO has caused some beef, and animosity towards unsuspecting, and innocent white women who just want to show off their large collections of ass fat too.  So there is this movement to block white women from showing ass? Do we need Civil Rights for the white women with ass, now? lol  Every time haters see a legitimate Whooty, they immediately claim her booty is a fake or she must be mixed with black, or latina… nonsense.  Everything about having a large mass of ass fat has to do with being BLACK, in the minds of many many people.  Well there are new breeds of women who are aiming to naturally build ass girth, either the silly way of overeating, or the smart way, which is hitting a gym to build muscle under the booty meat. Many of the ladies admit they check into our BUILD A BOOTY section, for tips.  Just like Brasilian women are obsessed with building ass, fake or real ways, so too now are USA American women, who happen to not be black, because big booty is mainstream now!  The result is that many non black women are seeing it’s ok to have girth in the ass region, and even thighs, and you get women showing off their full figures, like that picture early on.  But as some of our fans have put us on to, whom happen to be non-black women with big posteriors and thighs, they’re completely scared to put out pictures of their bodies, not for fear of recognition by family members and loved one, but because of the RACIAL BACKLASH THEY ARE SET TO FACE.  “Racial backlash?” we asked, and holy shit the stuff they talked about was very disheartening to hear.  If a legitimate Whooty, or better yet PAWG (phat assed white girl), posts good material on the net,.  racial insults pour out and claims fly of “it’s not a real Whooty”, or “that’s photoshopped”. So now there is the fear of posting real talent, from non-black women wishing to participate in Booty Appreciation, for fear of the racial backlash against them. For most viewers, it should be easy to look and tell if a booty is real or fake, and just say ‘FAKE’.  But if you are affected by Whooty Mania, in a racial way, well you’re likely to post a racist comment about these women, and since you’re sick in the head and can’t help yourself, it incites mob mentality, and you know more people will chime in with your hatred.  That’s when you see the retaliation by the other half of Whooty Mania people who love sloppy non-black chicks with any kind of fat on the ass regardless of shape (as global grind counts down in their top 20 <- Russell Simmons, you sir have been standing on your fucking head too long or something with that list),  and now it’s a damn battle royale over Whooty Mania. lol    Can’t we call just get along and meet in the middle, as in all people being happy that white girls don’t have to aspire to be anorexic, to be accepted anymore, and that they contribute to Booty Appreciation?No? Only blacks have full license to share and hock ass fat in the air, in motioned videos, on the Internet?

We’ll admit, it’s like a dream come true to see a non-anorexic non-black woman showing ass, but we’ll also admit that many are overlooking the obvious, which is  what they’re calling a Whooty, is most times, just a REGULAR body that has picked up a big of weight, and might/might not have scaled well (pun intended). To you people, we say, These bodies are not the Unicorns you are seeking! Far from that. What’s the new definition for Whooty is the same as the new definition for THICK today, just solely applied to white women, and somehow that’s magically supposed to be superior? We review without race involved, and just call the bodies and booties as we see them, which allows us to see thru the hype. So far, you’ve seen clear examples of what are not Whooties, but do you know what happens when the Whooties that are actually the real PAWGs show up? Pure Pandemonium! lol Guys fall in love, women ALL hate!   This is when that “oh she is using pills and injections” argument comes up, or someone says something like “she’s letting a black guy have anal sex with her, which is why her ass is growing!”  You can’t make this stuff up, this stupidity is being said all over the place!!!  Sometimes though, you just have to give credit where it is due, so it’s interesting to review this woman (below), who just about EVERY fan asks us to talk about (if not talking about Crystal Bottoms), when it comes to White women with ‘THICK’ bodies, or Ghetto Booties. Some of the fans told us about a craze by black women to be white women with booties.  We wish to death we were making this up, and the fan we claimed was making this up, produced this link here. HOLY SHIT in a black hair forum (where a lot of the odd issues seem to spring from, womens’ hair forums). lol  So there are all sorts of craziness surrounding whooty mania, and when a PAWG shows up that most hate, but many express their hatred because they wished they could be her, we have to go in, as asked.  The Case study of Pawg is Mal Malloy, and she’s definitely a PAWG, because her body is of the fatter kind.  We saw her a long time ago, but her name is STILL out there and still incites riots, to this day because when that much meat is on a white woman who likes to show it off,  PURE HATE FOR THEM COMES FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. lol


You’re a damn liar if you’re trying to tell us that you’re also not yelling for those black girls to GET THE FUCK OFF OF THAT STAGE AND OUT OF THE VIDEO!!!

CASE STUDY OF THE HATE: The real-Whooty HATE Complex

Still pictures never tell the full deal, you should know that, already. That is quite a good collection of meat though! We see WHY the hate comes… because that shape is NOT her normal ass form. It’s a fluke shot! The Real ass normally looks like THIS..

Which hangs down and wraps wide into the leg fat. STILL WHY YOU MAD???!!!



Now, stereotypically, if you believe the hype, no white men would ever love her shape, but you’re wrong, and that’ s just it, there have been a growing number of white guys who now love this pear-shaped look- who aren’t already chubby chasers.  Even worse though, there are 1000Xs more black men who love this shape, and THAT is what has set off alarms in the black community. And that’s what makes it an issue. Why? Because she’s a WHITE WOMAN WITH A HUGE ASS (if you are a fan of the Ghetto Booty style bodies, then you’d like her body- if not you’ve pressed the x in the top right corner by now). Well again, AssMatrix.com believes that bigger doesn’t mean better. Still, this particular woman’s ass … Oh this is a real problem, unlike Cocos (Ice T’s wife with ass implants) or Jayonna Fabro, both using artificial enhancements of some kind, you have this GIRL NEXT DOOR, who is being ACCUSED of using implants- and we don’t think that’s even the case here (as of this writing), with Mal Malloy (and we don’t know what the fuck she’s doing now, we’re not necessarily checking for that, so don’t bother us about keeping up to date with her fucking habits).  True there are a few white girls in the game, with fake ass, but there are 100xs of women whom happen to be BLACK and LATINAS WITH IMPLANTS AND INJECTIONS IN THEIR ASSES TOO!!! Now you want to cry foul because less than 10 white women do it? LOL However, this girl is the victim of the “hate for WHOOTY” campaign, and now we know exactly why, because she’s ALL NATURAL, White, voluptuous and has that stereotypical ‘THICK’ (debatable) shape, that most black women are/were known for having. It would seem that many black women are pissed that with more revelations like Ms Malloy, that clearly, black women aren’t the only ones who have this kind of shape, and that this kind of shape is in no way possible a RARE body type!  PEAR SHAPED is not RARE or limited to black women.  But why is it assumed that Ms Malloy’s whole body is FAKE when the body is like most with this form, whom are obviously not taller than 5′5″ and dumpy in the body?? There are MANY women over 40 with this form, of all races, so why are you people acting like this is so RARE, even for white women? That’s not a rare body, read the SINGULARITY PART 2 or go look at your aunt’s ass when she’s bending over trying to gather her tits to tuck in her pants! We could post 100 pics of the very same body, of amateur women, who are white, not that different, not that rare. It’s surely not so rare that people have to accuse this particular woman, of using artificial enhancements, to the body. What she is guilty of, however, is what 99.99999% of women posing on the internet are doing, or have done to them, which is posing in ways that make your body look better than it really is, if it’s not been helped along by some random photoshopper who has added to the curvature. Who’s NOT poking their asses out, arching and standing in way to make their asses look rounder, today? Observe:

Ok, she has big thighs that make it hard to close the legs properly, and therefore has a force chicken legs stance and appearance. That’s certainly not rare for women with huge thighs and certainly isn’t limited to blacks. Ok.. we see the problem. She has small shins and calfs, with really wide hips- or rather big thigh fat- standing in the ‘ghetto pigeon toed pose’. Ok, again, Not unique, not exclusively BLACK to have that happen either. Ok so she’s dumpy, with a pear-shaped body that is heavier in the bottom around the legs/hips/thighs and alas, the problem has been found! Because her body genetically dumps a lot of fat in her lower regions, like most dumpy women, it’s a crime to have this happen and be white. ahh got it. lol Looks good though, so we guess that’s the problem. People feel threatened by her size? It’s like the hate that lead to the WHITEZILLA THICKER THAN A NIGGER guy/video series. lol

Now, White women with size to them, can boldly post video and photos and know they will please a great many men out there, of all races. Previously, they couldn’t do this, their men only desired them to be tooth-pick skinny, and for the large part, most men still prefer that, in white women. Today, that size, that is power, for them, untapped power, where they normally had NONE! And that is what happened, with the girl Ms Malloy, who is the star of the video posted above. She is 5’2” 150lb fat (well at that time she was and now is likely heavier), dumpy white girl, posting a video where she wanted to lose weight, since she thought she was a slob, and did a video diary. What ended up happening, was dudes were salivating like CRAZY over the video, and her original goal of losing weight, quickly was TRASHED, after she read the comments and saw the hits of dudes who were completely horny for her larger size. Yeah her dreams of losing weight didn’t mean SHIT after she saw the attention she got, completely abandoning weightloss. LOL She didn’t know that White women with huge asses, hips and taper to the waistline, were hitting right now. She thought only skinny whites were in, apparently, because she was SURPRISED by the attention she got, especially since none of it had to do with the purpose of her posting the videos. Now, she’s an internet sensation, which brought her a LOT OF HATE FROM THE BLACK WOMEN ONLINE. The Mal videos were a hit, she was the girl-next-door, innocent with pony tails (or ‘BECKY’ as blacks are calling such things), that’s what worked in her favor, she wasn’t some pretend-Diva (unlike 99% of the other female video posters out there who have a big ass), she came off humble for the camera and was genuinely shocked by the adoration she received. However, with that power, came serious HATE. She was treading into the territory which was unknown power held by minority women with pear-shaped bodies (‘thick’ real or otherwise), and odd proportions of dumpiness. Stupid, right? Now the insecure black women had to strike back, the hate Mal received, as a result of her videos, was INSANE, and that forced her to depart from the video scene for a short while. Now, we get the ‘girl-next-door’ with a fat butt thing, but we’re not sure why people had to take it to a crazy level where they were obsessed with her body. The reason we mention her, is because of the animosity her innocent contributions to the net, caused, along the lines of race! It’s silly!!!! We’ve seen the hate on black social media sites and many booty groups, it’s just ridiculous, and that lead to the fans demanding we write this, so we had to comment on it. Wtf are people so up in arms over though? We journeyed to the internet, to see what is causing all the commotion… and yeah we see why people are on the DEFENSIVE, BIG TIME!!!

This guy  r3dDaWn put a good collection together, of vids on her.

Mal Malloy from r3dDaWn on Vimeo.

That’s a lot of MEAT, so now we see why people are threatened! If you can’t appreciate fatter chicks, or dumpier chicks, this isn’t your cup or tea, but for everyone else, it’s a good look, from white women, honestly. That’s where some people were saying “yay. Something different for a change.”

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Ok, so that little display didn’t change the fact that she is still 5’2” over 150lbs and Pear Shaped, or Hour Glass shaped (which ever your opinion), but the fact that MANY men of all races were loving this, it infuriated black women who didn’t have this look, or had better than this look, or who had this dumpy look and felt they could never garner such attention. LOL Fucking haters, go do better and stop hating! The hate seems to be mostly unwarranted and irrational, because it looks like it’s coming from women who wished THEY have that kind of body, but they fail to have the stereotypical black ‘thick’ body, and hate any other race that happens to have this going on.
The hate got so bad her pics ended up on MediaTakeout, where they accused her of having plastic surgery to get that sized ass and fat legs. WTF? Are you serious? She didn’t have any damn surgery! She’s dumpy! All the weight, on her short body, goes to the lower half of the body. That’s not a BLACK body, you don’t have to PAY to get that body. Just keep dumping Mcdonalds in your body and it can happen.  Oh lord. That’s what HATE does, when you shatter the stereotype that people had PRIDE in, they say all kinds of shit to discredit valid material, and we only posted the 1 page without the dumb ass comments by the haters, from that site. What is so fake there? We see dumpy white women all day, every day, how is that fake?  It’s a good collection of meat, if you like bigger women, but check it in motion, not just still pics, and see if you feel the same HERE (again with that ‘BECKY SHIT…’).  We want to rebroadcast them because we want MORE women of this size to come out and feel free to post up material, just like any other woman is doing, of different sizes. They shouldn’t feel ashamed if they look like this, that is the most important message that we feel comes out of this lady being on the Internet.  Work what you have, IF YOU HAVE IT!

New Mal Full Bottom Clip from r3dDaWn on Vimeo.

Now if you viewed the videos, then looked at the photos on Mediatakeout, they either doctored the photos, to over-hype her (like so many do with this whooty shit to cause beef), or the woman waited for the perfect camera angle to make the ass look fuller than it really is (we see it all the time!). People claimed it wasn’t her in the pictures after seeing the videos, which is dumb, that’s her (same outfit as her vids and pics so it’s her). The problem is that still-photography can’t hide what motion completely exposes. So when you look at the ass creases in videos and motioned Gif files, you see a completely different body than the still pictures. When she is walking, when she is with her back to the camera, the ass cheeks look pretty flat and wide. The ass creases are not round, they’re rather squared off, and the leg fat is widening the whole backside. So the real trick to her back side is revealed by her, in her own shot…

She is not grabbing ass, she’s grabbing LEG FAT, which makes up the bulk of her backside.

and when that ass comes to rest, and the fat rolls into the side of the leg, the true shape of the ass is revealed.

Here is what you’re so threatened by, or going ape shit over. Get a grip, idiots.


In the pic left, you see the booty almost fully folding over itself and flattening like a pancake here (no huge, round, firm ass like in all the other pictures). That’s what mostly-fat-composed-booties do when the body stretches, they show their elasticity and flatten/widen. In various shots, and in videos, she’s leaning backwards, arching, which makes the booty ball up and connect on the back of her legs, when she’s standing in that 1 pic, and the other where she’s bending, the fat all flattens and falls sideways, revealing the WIDE look. When she stands straight up, it falls back down and flattens out wide and downward. When she traps the fat, with panties or constricting clothing like the dresses, it will collect the fat and make it look more full, like saggy titties in a pushup brah, or make the ass look wider and fuller, but tight. Many asses are just a huge collection of FAT, that’s is loose and not solid, so clothing manipulates it, and it flops downward when not manipulated. The ass cheeks are not well defined, and the ass creases fluctuate way too much to be injections or implants. There is no consistent round curvature when she moves, it’s all natural and big meat, that’s it. Does it look good, yes, if you like ladies with meat, it surely does look good, but the fat does shift around and looks better in constricting clothing. WTF is scientifically, physically evading your logical sensors of thought here, people??? All ladies do that with their clothing, why is this a problem NOW? It’s not implants, she manipulating the loose fat collection, as we see all of the time. It’s real. We like the curves, but they are not unique to blacks, so the hate and lies are uncalled for! The curves are not unique to anyone but WOMEN, in general, regardless of race. You people are ridiculous! Btw, she was also attacked by other fat, white women, for selling out the cause of fat women trying to lose weight, by abandoning that mission since millions thought she was sexy, as she was. LOL HATERS!!!! She’s just a big girl, who has the wide, dumpy look that many who like ‘THICK WOMEN’ are looking for, and she happens to be WHITE. She’s hated because she has a top frame that has a crazy taper to the waistline, then it just explodes after the waist, out wide. She is NOT thick, in our opinion, she’s just big downstairs, and people have made that her crime, that she’s WHITE with a body that many are calling ‘THICK’, because that’s what they labeled the black equivalent of her body! She has a few photos, taken from vids, but you are a fan of AssMatrix.com, you know WHY the booty looks like it does, it’s got a LOT OF FAT on it, gravity is pulling it downward, and it rests on top of the back of the leg, and wraps to the side of the legs- just like many other bodies like this. With that being said, we do agree with everyone wondering what’s the damn fuss about, it’s not like that ass is the white equivalent of Bria Myles. Come on now, people! It’s nothing to go ape-shit over, to say the least, but it’s a great contribution to the booty appreciation communities! She has a lot of booty meat, it’s sloppy, but it’s a ghetto booty that’s comparable to the black version, and it’s all natural, so SHE can be called a legitimate Whooty, by most, but we’d like to say she’s PAWG specifically. In our opinions, if we would not pay to see it, it’s not the BEST of the BEST! We’d not pay to see her in any form, and you really don’t need to either, as apparently it all seems free! Now how can you hate on that?

AssMatrix.com does not want to play in these dumb, race wars, over booty. What they ultimately do is chase away the women who can provide great content, to the public, without the overly priced, Diva ego’d idiot acts that are so normally associated with women who have ‘the goods’. It’s good for the Booty Appreciation community, to be able to receive contributions, from all over the globe, from all ladies out there. In promoting this, you are able to see the things you might not see in your local towns, but also it opens up the confident of women who were formerly laughed at, and frowned upon, because they were not skinny chicks throwing up. Rather than promote this, haters want to make Booty Appreciation, a race thing, mostly one where everything booty revolves around Blacks specifically, and that’s not right. Also, Black Booty does not win by default, just for being black, and that’s another problem with the Booty lovers out there. Anything, sloppy and torn up, is still good to many folks, as long as it’s Black, and big, and it’s evil twin has reared its head in this Whooty mania nonsense, where anything White and big is the bomb too now. This mentality is what has lead to many Football player sized chicks thinking they’re hot, when they’re not, because the standard for the real Ghetto Booty Elite, has become plagued, to a point where just like the term ‘thick’, sloppy people are using it to try to feel better about themselves. Now that we get the Mal Malloys, or the Cristal Bottoms of the world, we get to bring the Booty Appreciation back center, back from the plagued bottoms that people were trying to convince us was hot, those football player bodied broads with huge, unshapely asses. Are the new entries the best, absolutely NOT, but it’s great to see other people doing what we love so much, SHOWING THAT ASS! Would we PAY to see Mal Malloy’s ass? Absolutely NOT.  That’s what employing an open format of Booty Appreciation does for AssMatrix.com, it forces booty, from all corners of the globe, to show up and claim their props. It does threaten the people who just thought they won by default, but who gives a shit? It should make you do better, work on being better, in your presentation, if you wish to show booty. There are many people WORKING at having nice booties, they’ve learned the science, and people who just sit on their asses and hope genetics and tight clothing to manipulate fat (LIKE THE PIC TO THE LEFT) who aren’t going to build their booties, have another thing coming to them. The attention they used to gather, has started to wane, and rightfully so if you’re just getting sloppy as shit. There are many MANY ladies who also know the tricks to make their fat booty meat and fat look more presentable, they are buying the same tight clothing that is ‘urban wear’, and not the corny straight legged pants, like they used to buy (look at the inset-pic left).  If it makes you mad, hate yourself for resorting to trickery in the first place, paving the way. There are a lot of form-fitting clothes out there, so these women of other races are jumping on that, the same tricks Blacks with a lot of fat have been doing, for years. How can you HATE on people taking the same steps to level the playing field to get attention? They too know how to stuff fat in pants! The point is the so called “chosen ones” have taken their GIFTS for granted, and gotten SLOPPY, due to clothing being made available to shape-shift. Now that every race is so fat, you have to know it’s making asses of all races fatter too! Now, everyone else is using the trick photography, trick clothing, and getting in the gym to even the playing field, so how do you respond, how do you hope to keep the spotlight? You go get implants and HATE on people who have a GIFT naturally, or work at it. LOL Nice! HATERS! The equalizers are coming, it’s time YOU EVOLVE to be better, or watch your much-prided stereotype debunked, and your spotlight stolen by the new people proud of their dumpiness. We can’t hate on MAL MALLOY, she’s doing her thing, she’s provided a LOT OF FREE CONTENT ON THE NET, and she obviously enjoys entertaining viewers. She’s not the best ass that is out there, on the net, she has a lot of meat all over the place, without real form, but if you like a plus sized woman, this is that deal, for you.  It’s not something to go all stupid over though, like so many are doing, she’s not the second coming of Marilyn Monroe, but she doesn’t need to be.  She served her Internet purpose, which is to combat the stereotype that white women must be skinny to get attention. Even better, she has MANY people talking about her, even us, and in going to encourage many more non-blacks to get out those cameras and start showing ass!  Check mate!  We’re not impressed by her body, but we are impressed by her courage to do what she’s doing, and the content she’s putting out, and completely support the effort. The people who really hate her, are mostly just jealous that they don’t have the fat build up she has, and can’t work it to get attention like she does. Get over yourselves. Is she taking advantage of Whooty Mania, ABSOLUTELY!  But wouldn’t YOU TOO if you thought no one wanted to see your body looking like that, only to find out that millions do?  Stop fronting.  But Whooty Mania is making her out to be the best shit since slice bread, and again, that’s not her issue, nor did she cause it, it’s the idiots who are going ape shit for no reason at all.  Don’t hate on her because your dumb ass man can’t stop praying his shorts for her.  The way you combat the silliness of Whooty Mania, is to not post racial comments, but get your sloppy ass in a gym and do what many non-black women are doing, to work that ass out and bulk the booty and then take to the internet to show it off.  If the guys are flocking to Whooties who don’t deserve attention, it’s mostly because you’ve fallen off with your own bodies, and now are just a sidelined spectator at the big gun show.   Where credit is deserved, you too should give it, regardless of skin color, including in Booty Appreciation.  Ultimately, if you don’t have something better to offer, than these Whooties or Pawgs, your hatred and anger in social media, just shows how bitter you are because you feel you’re USURPED by non-blacks.  Step of the gas, and pump up your own damn game, and stop hating! … because these Pawgs and Whooties are coming in droves, most watered down, but they’re coming… and ultimately, they won’t give a damn about your hate either.  Mal Malloy clearly couldn’t give a shit, and in numbers, they’ll be coming to take your food! …literally, they’re eating shit food and getting fat asses and thighs too… since the black baseline for thick and nice booties is ruined because so many blacks are fucking sloppy, that makes dudes who grew accustomed to that, for 2 decades, now use the same criteria on non-blacks, making sloppy whooties or Pawgs the hot shit like they made sloppy blacks the hot shit.  If your bodies are hot, guys are going to the hottest, regardless of race, but if you’re a black slob, stop complaining that white slobs, or even legitimate Whooties and Pawgs,  are getting attention now… wtf have you done for yourself, the internet, or the streets lately?  Walk it off… literally!

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No one give a shit what race has a better ass, as long as the content keep pouring in, from all over the globe!!!!

WHOOTY-MANIA:  Mentally analyzing the Mentally, Racially Challenged, with regards to Booty Appreciation

Some of you guys are really pathetic, today.  You’re trying to FORCE your WHOOTY propaganda, to make it like some GRAND racial alternative to black chicks and Latinas who have mediocre ass (or just skin complexion you don’t like), but you’re so scatter-brained in your criteria for Whooty, that you don’t even know what you’re looking at, when you’re rating it.  We see through your propaganda, and all you’re really trying to do is a pathetic game of SWITCH-A-ROO with white chicks for black chicks with darker complexions, and you’re FAILING!  You’re failing because your selections for Whooty only highlight weakness in your thinking, and in your game with women, in general, because you don’t rate fair skinned women equally with their darker skinned counterparts, by common criteria of booty.  What you’re mostly presenting as hot Whooties, is by far sub-par in ass shape, sizes, contours, etc, and before you try to promote one ass over the other, along the lines of race (which is a pathetic move), you need to produce BETTER competition and material, per capita.So today, we examine this whooty nonsense, and each pic we use is from somewhere someone is rambling about how hot Whooties are, so we just use the pics they’re salivating over.  Do a google search for Whooty, and you’ll see exactly what we’re saying, subpar ass, women with wide/long backsides but little booty meat, women with fat to larger thighs, but the majority are PHOTOSHOPPED pictures, to make these women seem fuller.  The greater of all these categories, are sub par asses that too many are praising like the great White Hope, really.  That’s the problem, searching for the great white hope, many have been chasing the Great White Whales too, all ignoring the definition of Whooty, in the first place, White girls with Booty. So let’s key in on the key word, “BOOTY”, and keep your mind on the “BOOTIES” of each woman being praised for being a whooty, an see if YOU see something worth praising.  In most cases, you’ll see, Whooty means “white skinned woman willing to show her backside, no matter what it looks like”.

Notice the BOOTY’s shape. Long, flat, and the bulge comes way UNDER the body. THIS IS A WHOOTY FAIL!!!!!!!!!! Read on…

What is YOUR definition of a WHOOTY? We’ll tell you what most people’s definitions of Whooties are… they’re this image right here:

“OK” as was originally, but someone HAD to PHOTOSHOP it bigger, to call it a WHOOTY…

She’s in the “LOOK, I have no space between my legs” ghetto pose that so many swear is sexy, then the class side shot of the booty is DOCTORED.. lol This set of photos have been doctored 100 time by so many people, we’ve seen many verions of them, and can tell you they’re doctored to hell! The legs are made to look like the stereotypical Black Woman’s Body with thick legs, slim waist, and bubble butt. These are cleaned up and conveniently missing is the BACKSHOT picture from the trio set. So here is the typical work put forward, by people pushing the Whooty movement, they HIDE what doesn’t support the endeavor, and manipulate images 24/7 to attempt to make the bodies comparable to real THICK Black and Latinas. Let’s check the original.

version1Could it be real, sure it could. Is it? Debatable. Could be just version 1 of this photoshop only did the middle shot which is why it’s the one NOT CUT OFF!  Then the pic is made to look ‘old’ but look at all other versions, very cleaned up and sharp! So likely someone photoshopped it and tried to make it look ‘ORIGINAL’ with the old look. lol Version 2 is the previous picture where what they could photoshop was the left and middle picture, and since couldn’t make the right side (backshot) look good, they cut it completely! lol  That backshot discredits ALL other shots, and they can’t straighten her ass creases so they don’t like the report that back shot. LOL So why did they cut out the backshot? Also, see the new THICK THIGHS? lol  But they took something believable, and made it unbelievable. SICKNESS OF THE BRAIN.

But they have learned to make fake ass cracks now, in search of the great Elite Ghetto Booty. When done in non-USA Americas, the creators are trying to seek the Caribbean Latina body, or Black-Indian Brazilian mixed (wide hips, slim top with booty meat) body.  So now, they have something for that backshot, they create an Ass Smile with a high ass crack like so

That is a favorite technique of Latinos/Hispanics wishing women with white skin had nice asses.

Then these posters go “Oh I know what will convince them.  White girls who play sports have Venus/Serena Williams booties! They’re on a team, that ass HAS to be real.. Let me photoshop that and post it up as THICK WHOOTIES PLAY SPORTS


it’s just a dream come true, all this bubble white booty you’ve never in history seen before! There is just so MUCH of it suddenly! It’s REAL!

…and … it’s all just bullshit you people are making up in your minds,  and in your computers! You can’t find it in real life so you create it! And this photoshop madness wouldn’t be happening if you really had the so many REAL Whooties out there.

But what real Whooty that does exist, she can’t get any shine from the masses?? What DOES exist, in REALITY, without PHOTOSHOP, is this here


and unfortunately, most dummies don’t see any of that as beautiful ass, and a legitimate WHOOTY because it’s not wide, flat, fat and huge all together.  Those asses right above are SWEET!!!! The game is all twisted up, people!  THESE booties are not considered Whooties, by most people, and that’s a MAJOR PROBLEM WITH BOOTY APPRECIATION right now! Give it a week, they’ll photoshop these to be bigger too, then it can be called a Whooty by the masses. lol

Every time you see some posting about Whooty this and Whooty that, you are just likely to be disappointed, if you click on it, but know what is real booty, and what is propaganda-hype aimed at trying to get you to stare blindly at large amounts of exposed, white skin and imagine (with the creator of that whooty post) that what they’re trying to fool you with, is actually real, and a good alternative to looking at booty on darker skinned women.   You click on the shit and you want to believe that you’re going to see some TOP SHELF booty that is the best of the categories of Apple Bottom, Tear Drop and even Elite Ghetto Booty, but it’s like walking by an Asian chick with nice, tight, thick legs, you KNOW you’re going to be disappointed in once you get  glimpse of the booty.  :(   Why else make a big stink like “OH SHIT THE WHOOTY FORUM” or “HOTTEST WHOOTIES” and then disappoint with commoner ass? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  That’s what most of us feel, each time we see WHOOTY photos that people put up today, or send to us to analyze.  Shit is wack.  People come at us like we are racist or something, if we’re not impressed, but the truth is simply that most people are a little over-zealous about the white booty they’re posting and calling the best booty ever, or “booty that makes you dump black women all together”, and the sort.  That is the racist part, it’s not ours, it’s theirs. The fact of the matter is that booty appreciation shouldn’t have anything to do with race, and as we promote HERE, it’s a game of SHAPE, BUILD, FORM, as well as SIZE.  If you stick to this criteria, you don’t need to factor race into it, but unfortunately, by nature, WHOOTY is racial, and it’s also overhyped due to black guys being a little too racial sensitive in their dick areas! This racial sensitivity leads black guy to photoshop any picture of a white woman showing her backside, that he can find, because they can’t find something comparable to the stereotypical black women with booty.  Those pics up top, were taken from various black guys’ forums and shared photos, and you simply have to wonder why are so many of these pictures of white women, with photoshop-doctored-huge ghetto booties so popular, suddenly, yet you NEVER see them EVER in the streets, TV, etc?  And why is that ever time you hear about WHOOTIES, every time you see pictures of a thick white woman in some forum, it’s ALWAYS, CRYSTAL BOTTOMS? from like 20 years ago?  O_o LMAO!

You can’t take anything away from her though, she IS 100% a Whooty with a huge ghetto booty ass that never needed photoshop. Whether or not you like the size, or the cellulite, she has a good Ghetto Booty, a great collection of fat, making her a true Whooty. But that’s the Ghetto Booty kind, and unfortunately, savages don’t realize that’s not the ONLY kind of good booty that exists. You can be Whooty with a smaller size- they never learn, they do the same with Blacks and Latinas.

You mean to tell me you can’t find RECENT, and MORE white women who have bodies with collections of fat that bunches up in the lower portions of the body? SERIOUSLY??? This is the world wide web, and girls are not all preppy and innocent, anymore. They’re out there showing ass, but the people who are about the new-wave Whooty mania, are dead-set on finding white women who can combat the image of the stereotypical black body ONLY.  The problem is they’re coming up dry in their searches to find many to steal some of the thunder away from true thick, black women (and trust us, even today’s blacks and latinas can’t carry the weight here either).  So they go overboard with this Whooty nonsense because they’re committed to their cause, and because they come up dry so much, they then try to turn ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING with pale skin, into this ever-elusive Whooty, and rebrand the term completely.  Why?  …because the true THICK version of a white girl, doesn’t really exist, by and large, or we would have SEEN more by now.  As we said before, you don’t even see that from many blacks or latinas either, anymore, so do go expecting white girls to suddenly pop up with the desired bodies. lol  These men are severely disillusioned, and instead, all we see are unicorn dreams being chased by desperate men who try to use photoshop to warp skinnier, white-skinned women, with flat or smaller booties, into the vision of what they see on black women they wished they could be with.  Well if they want the body so much, why don’t they just go post pics of  BLACK women with the real bodies they obviously like? It does say a lot about what many guys want, which is to say they WANT A STEREOTYPICALLY BLACK BODY, ON A WHITE FEATURED WOMAN!  Gotcha! lol It’s pretty clear, at this point, that this is what you want.  Well you’re not going to get it, any time soon, not naturally, so you’ll just have to keep photoshopping every picture you have, to make it look like a thick woman with ass… or you can go the other route everyone is going.  If you can’t MAKE her digitally, you can always hypnotize yourself into thinking a sloppy, fat one, is the real thing… right?  Many do with with blacks and latinas, so now they’re doing it with white women.  Oh yeah, they just make up some shit that any white girl willing to show her butt, as long as it’s SPACIOUS (can be flat, wide, long, huge and sloppy all together), and dumpy, it’s a WHOOTY. lol  That’s mostly what’s behind this the modern day version of what a  WHOOTY is.  A nice, smaller and tight ass, on a white girl, doesn’t maker her a whooty, apparently. Well the whole whooty thing is based on the stereotype that all white women have completely flat asses. So anything NOT completely flat, would technically make her a whooty then, right? WRONG, … I mean CORRECT…  man… we just don’t know! lol These people can’t keep their story straight, as to what’s really a whooty! Observe

Which one of these is really a WHOOTY? Obviously, the world is fucking confused! lol

Here is the “WHOOTY” that RayJ was boning and everyone made a huge stank over..

Again, WTF is a whooty? White girl with a booty, but most don’t know what having a nice booty even means,…  so what? it’s anything fat with big legs, wide midsection, showing skin and/or with white skin? And does that mean that naturally, all black and latinas have nice booties, and therefore there is no need for terms for them like a “Blooty” (black woman with booty) or “Looty” (Latina with booty)? Doesn’t that sound kind of stupid and a bit pretentious?  We surely need these terms because if you think all blacks and latinas have nice asses, you’re just as disillusioned!!! You know AssMatrix.com, we point out that minorities mostly do NOT have nice asses, not anymore anyway, despite what urban legends might tell you.  So if there isn’t any Blooty or Looty term, we don’t need a Whooty term either! Pawg is a better term, because it’s a phat assed white girl, because PHAT could mean anything big, which is really what most are calling Whooties anyway, white women with a lot of fat on their backsides, who aren’t skinny anymore.  So why can’t we see whooty as just women who can also have nice booties, considering that nice booties are rare on most women today, no matter the race?  Why can’t we just love all women of a size we like, or shape of the body we like, without going down the racial rabbit hole? Why get all super horny over this Whooty term, unnecessarily? People want to imagine having white women, with stereotypical black asses so much,  that anything without real booty form, just showing lots of white skin, with a large backside of meat, is a whooty.   Unfortunately, this is now making Whooty like it’s better than even truly THICK black women, or even the new-age Thick (fat and wide) black women.  Does Whooty mean a white girl with a flat top of the ass (who has the same ass shape when she was skinny) and a Pig Tail, dumpy finish?  That’s what most whooties are (if you listen to the net), skinny women who got fat in the legs, hips and fat under the ass, but the ass did not scale well, and mostly it doesn’t on these bodies.  Seems like someone’s getting a little bit ahead of themselves, with this WHOOTY bullshit…

False advertising, at its best! THAT AIN’T SHIT WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT! This is the Whooty standard?? This is just the “white women showing their backsides, not matter what the backside looks like” definition of Whooty. Yall need re-education! lol

DENIAL OF YOUR LOVE FOR FAT, PALE SKIN!

Just show any skin, in the leg and ass region, and you are an instant WHOOTY

This was sent by a fan who wanted clarity on whether or not his girl was a Whooty. He said she was, what do you think? She is showing skin in the lower region, but what makes her a Whooty? This is the “I’m willing to show skin in the lower regions, no matter what it looks like” version of today’s version of Whooty. She is NOT a Whooty, sorry friend! You like her other features like hair, eyes, etc, but also you like that she’s a plumper. Being a plumper doesn’t make her a Whooty.

Let’s step back for a minute, and ask again, what is a whooty? Urban Dictionary defines Whooty as: “A white girl with a booty“, but on that page, the first example of the definition cites that Jaime Koeppe, is a Whooty. We fully agree with that example of a Whooty, Jaime Koeppe is an excellent example of a Whooty. However, herein lies the problem, there are NOT a lot of White women with asses that look like Jaime’s ass. Jaime WORKS on her ass, to get it that tight, it’s not a huge jiggly ass, and it’s funny but no one is saying that Jaime has a black woman’s ass See no one refers to white women who work out to get a big and nicely, toned ass, as having a “black ass”, but they almost ALWAYS say that some fat white girl, who has a large mass of meat on her backside (whether it’s hot or not), has a black woman’s ass. This is because, like we said previously, the stereotype of black booty has degraded to a form of slop, and now Whooty is pegged to that sloppy standard, of a standard-issue ghetto booty, really. That means anything out there, no matter how well shaped it is, or not, it’s always going to be seen as WHOOTY material, if she’s overweight and white, which is automatically better than her equivalent, in other races, if you ask a lot of these younger ethnic males today.  You’ve read our post about White and Black booty coming out looking the same today, regardless of race, it’s because everyone is getting so blubbery, including white girls, who are traditionally skinny.  Well if that’s the case, who is setting the standard for what is a this new definition of Whooty? Shouldn’t a Whooty be a thinner white girl with a nice Apple Bottom ass?  Why does it need to be a huge Ghetto Booty sized ass, or a really fat but flat backsided girl?  Who jacked up the Whooty image? The same shitheads who destroyed the definition of THICK. The same idiot who tells women that they’re THICK so he can convince himself, and their women, that they are really the tops in their class of body and booty.  Why would he do this? Because he can’t bag a REAL thick chick, she’s never give him the time of day, so he has to convert whatever is around him, in to this fantasy of what he really wished he could obtain.  Then his lies penetrate most sloppy womens’ skulls, as they too wish they were truly thick, and since they’re not, they get with this loser who has convinced himself that she is thick too. The two disillusioned fools are responsible for the term Whooty has going the same direction as THICK, which now means dumpy or having excessive amounts of drooping fat on the backside, whether it looks good or bad.  Forget a white woman with a nice, Apple Bottom tight ass, or a one that is kind of flat, but has an excellent Ass Smile, that’s not a WHOOTY to these people.  There have been a few with these toned asses, for quite some time, but what everyone is considering NEW, is huge bottomed white girls (which obviously is NOT new they just were never popular and too ashamed to show fat off).

Here is your top kind of whooty that the Black guys are all in love with! And why would this woman come out the house wearing some shit like that?  That’s a lot of meat, true, and if all that was booty meat, yes, that would be a Whooty, no matter the size and whether or not you like it.  But that WHOLE TOP PART CONTAINED BY THAT LEOTARD IS MYSTERY SPACE, NOT BOOTY MEAT!! So she is NOT a Whooty of the large kind.  And why SOOOOOO MANY so-called WHOOTIES are everywhere you look, today? Is it that they suddenly popped up out of nowhere? Of course not, but now that black guys have taken to them, NOW there is a market for them. Now, she’s THICK, but she’s not just THICK, she has an advantage over black woman, she’s a WHOOTY. lol Yeah someone actually told us that. lol It’s obvious that the term Whooty was started by some logical thinking guy originally, and he was talking about a Jessica Biel ass, not what you see being called it today, and the way that it’s being applied to white women today, surely shows the definition of Whooty has changed (for the worse) due to a black guy. Yeah, there are white guys who like a woman with an Apple Bottom booty, but they outnumber the numbers who like HUGE GHETTO BOOTIES on white women.  Oddly enough, white guys are surely NOT going around calling white women with ghetto booties, whooties.  You know what they’re calling them? The same as they call any woman with ridiculously large posteriors,..  “FAT!”

Many white people associate today’s version of Whooty, with bodies of old women, because they see dumpy, pear-shaped women, who are not thin, but used to be.  That doesn’t mean that most of what’s being called Whooty, is disgusting, either, not by a longshot, but the problem with the term becoming as infiltrated and watered down as THICK has become, just makes looking at what’s a Whooty today, seem like people’s desperate attempts to find any kind of sexual attraction in something that is just NOT THERE, on a sloppy diaper dumpy looking backside.  Most people don’t know what they’re even looking at, on a white girl’s booty, because they don’t even see booty definition, when they’re calling them Whooty, they only see and think “SIZE!”And that’s just it, when you ask guys who like these WHOOTIES, if they like fat women, if they are chubby chasers, they say “hello no!”, and start insulting fat women. However, take a look at the women they’re calling whooty, and you will quickly beg to differ. Most women being labeled whooty are not even being called that because of the actual BOOTY MEAT they have. They’re called whooty for the same stupid reasons guys call black sloppy chicks, “thick”.

funny but when people see exposed skin, they get turned on. They don’t even know where 1 part of the body ends and the next begins. Most can’t tell that this large mass of exposed skin, isn’t all ass. That tiny piece to this PigTail booty, under the body, is the booty meat. So wideness doesn’t mean she’s a whooty.

people see bulges on the backside and can’t tell what part if booty and what is not. That looks like a baby’s ass meat. Weird bulges on the backside doesn’t make this a whooty.

And here is the typical booty being called whooty. Because the legs are getting sloppy, and the lines are blurred between what is booty, hip and leg fat, when guys see saddlebags, they think “thick”, then think WHOOTY.  They are looking at the bad think about today’s black woman, like fat legs and wack asses, and then apply that to white girls, and then call that HOT. It’s not, it’s a decent collection of booty meat if the legs were smaller and proportioned, but not as is. Sloppy leg fat and saddlebags doesn’t make her a whooty. However, she doesn’t have a decent collection of booty meat here, and a trained eye can see it’s a Tear Drop that should loose leg fat because the booty is not going to grow. So it IS a Whooty, but not because of why many think when they see it, because only trained eyes can gauge a backshot correctly, for what is ass and what is not. Most only see the thighs getting sloppy and they like it!  So it leads to the next part of what people are into the bigger side of Whooty-mania.

We argue, constantly, with dudes about how we know they love fat, white women, and that they should just admit it.  These guys will NOT admit it, they actually DENY IT UNTIL DEATH!  Why lie to yourself, when you clearly like something you claim you don’t? There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking fat chicks, it’s all good, but most of these dudes, when you ask them, are like “nah I don’t like fat chicks, but she got a fat ass yo!”  That first lady (3 pics up) was sent to us by a guy who said he was banging that, and how nice her ass was. We tried to get him to send pics of her standing up, where we could see clearly what was her ass, what was her legs, and what was her hip/back fat, and he simply would not do it. He knew we were right, he is just trying to make up excuses for being with a fat woman, which he claimed he didn’t like, and said “No!!!  She’s THICK, SHE’S A WHOOTY! I don’t fuck wit no fat chicks!” That seemed to be a constant theme with a lot of these dudes who liked these fat, white women, they’re lying to themselves and making up excuses for why they like REALLY FAT WHITE WOMEN! He knew we were right, and that he was caught out there, and became defensive. So calling these women whooties, and getting the new definition to mean really fat woman, that is a way for chubby chasers, who (9 times out of 10) likely are only on the hunt because they can’t get a smaller woman (or real thick).  Then they congregate to celebrate their accomplishments into stacking up many whooties, and they feel like pussy-Kingpins. lol

LOL Ah shit, you fucking with the CHAMPS right there!!! But hey, this is the best they can do, bless their hearts. Give them credit though. They managed to convince their THICK WHOOTIES that they flew them to a fabulous vacation in Hawaii! Job well done playboys, they’ll never know they’re really in your crib, which is the basement of your grandmother’s house.

So, in closing, it is clear that the great majority of people, praising this Whooty movement, are guys who:

* wished there were more true THICK white women, and don’t see any, so they CREATE THEM online

* men who don’t like darker skinned women with size to them, anymore, or never did, and want white women of any kind

* men who love dumpy, fat or thick women, but don’t want to admit it

* men who don’t know the difference between what is booty meat and what is leg, hip or back fat

* men who just get horny for any woman showing any skin what so ever

* men who can’t get any kind of black women, or latinas, so they can only get white women who have body issues (and develops games and lies to get that)

The majority of guys calling women Whooties are calling them that, but they’re not. The BOOTY requirement of the Whooty is lacking in the examples they are putting forward. The ignoring of white women whom have nice, round, beautiful asses, at smaller sizes and smaller body types, is clear that these guys are NOT focused on the booty, they are focused on anything but the booty, when calling women Whooties. They like size, they like skin to show, but they like it WHITE mostly. Many have told us that the black equivalent, in sloppiness, look worse than the white, fat counterparts. That’s clearly disturbing to hear, especially since ALL OF THEM ARE BLACK GUYS SAYING THIS!  It is clear, they have some kind of hatred for black women, when they say this, just as many black women have noted. If the same guys, went after only smaller sized women, then we could see their argument, as innocent and just liking smaller women with shape, but that is not what we are seeing from most of these guys. So since they can’t find the true THICK versions of white women, they’ve created them all over the internet, by photoshopping women to be thicker in thighs and ass, and tighter in waist, and then what they do is they go find fat, white women, and imagine that what they lay with, is equal to the pictures they are creating. It is a sickness, and just like these kinds of guys have destroyed the definition of what is ‘THICK”, to now mean dumpy, fat black woman, they’ve now succeeded in re-defining what is a Whooty, to mean dumpy, fat white-skinned woman!  Society is crumbling!  We are falling because when you’re supposed to judge the booty, you are NOT judging the booty, because judgement is clouded by horniness and other features that are NOT the booty.  These guys just need to admit they get really over excited about white-skinned women, as opposed to their black counterparts, and stop hiding behind this Whooty bullshit! Be a man, call it like you like it, if it’s your preference, but stop this Whooty propaganda because what you put forward doesn’t have nice ass 90% of the time! We’re back to the doll test affect.

When you’ve digested this, roll over to part 2 of this argument, one that is causing PURE HATE for a legitimate Whooty, STILL, to this day.  This 1 Whooty created just all kinds of mixed emotions from the net, all from discovering that loving herself for who she was, despite her size. That turned her into Black Womens’ Public Enemy number 1! lol How? Why? Simple, reaction by black men to this Whooty!  Oh this was FUN to write, so stay tuned for part 2…

IN THE MEAN TIME… IF IT DOESN’T LOOK AT LEAST LIKE THIS…STOP THE MADNESS OF OVERPRAISING IT!

Could Whooty Mania be making you a racist?  Stay tuned for part 2 of this piece: WHOOTY-MANIA (part 2): When Booty Appreciation brings out your inner Racist…