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I already know you’re gonna hate for this piece, but it needed to be said.   This is Assology so listen in! Click any pic to enlarge it.

Is this real? We argue back and forth, in the community, about the sudden explosion in PERFECT ASS that has been popping up in, mainly out of places like Brasil and Colombia, in particular, but all over Latin America.  Asses that are clearly FAKE, considering the vast majority of booty in the regions, like this clip from Peru

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We are constantly bombarded with the most perfect looking specimens that our eyes are seeing and you know I want to give people the benefit of the doubt, I really do, but I’m calling shenanigans on these broads!  We get a lot of mail from the community, and they’re asking us if we think certain booty is real or fake, but the ones they ALWAYS seem to question are the Latinas, in particular, Latina ‘booty models’ from South America. No one questions the authenticity of booty of women from any other countries but 2 countries in Latin America.  When you look at the booties of these recent models, often they look very believable (for another region of the world with other genetic makeup), but not when you factor in what we know of booty originating from these countries.  Guess which 2 countries are the leaders in the best no-holds-barred sexual related cosmetic surgery.. and therefore everyone goes there to get ‘work done’ on their asses.  I’ll give you a hint, R&B singer Usher’s wife went to one of them and almost DIED due to the work she had done there.  The other mysteriously, along with Venezuela, gets caught by beauty pageant officials for entering many women who have plastic surgery done to face and bodies.. The answer is Brasil and Colombia!! Hell, this site in Colombia tells you how to get from your country to Colombia by bus! lol Interesting, the places with the best ass augmentation work and home of the ‘Brasilian Butt Lift’ plastic surgeries also contains the most women who are coming out looking so perfect in the butt..  hmmm  They do plastic surgery in these countries to a point where you really can’t tell what was done to a person without looking at before and after shots, which is scary!  But we know booty, and it’s easy to fool us when people do butt tucks on butts that weren’t full or sloppy even, but when you go from Pig Tail to Apple Bottom, you’re not fooling a soul.  When you come out and every new model has an Apple Bottom, you’re not fooling a soul.  So now you know why we’re screaming bloody murder!  Let me warm you up to the thinking process..

Ok.. observe these picture below and tell me why they’re fake (besides my shitty-quick face photoshop jobs lol):

You’re saying they’re fake because of a fact we know, as common knowledge (which I am saying verbally out-loud) but most people do not want to say: “Asians do NOT have asses like that so that shit is fake!“  Now, you will be hard-pressed to find an Asian with an Apple Bottom, let alone a Tear Drop, even the ones mixed with other ethnicities.  So what if you saw hundreds of Asian ‘booty models’ popping up suddenly with Apple Bottom perfect asses, would you not be suspicious? That brings us to a topic that we get a lot of criticism for bringing up, but everyone thinks: most of these recent, PERFECT, Apple Bottoms originating from South America are fucking FAKE!!! See, much like what you thought was obvious with the Asian picture above, we feel the same way about Latinas with the dominant Indigenous gene, which is the common denominator in most Latinas! Not very different from the Asian gene is the Indigenous Latin American gene.  We know how the bodies and butts look of these groups, for the most part, so the genetics can’t stray far from what we KNOW!  Evidence doesn’t lie. Here is what we know about Latin American booty:

Pig Tails Exposed Does this chick have a nice body? What about a nice ass? hmm ok what about these?

And these BLACK beauties from Dominican Republic?

she had some good poon thoughdr black booty mostly not hot

Can’t escape it, either no matter how many other ‘black’ features she has, Boxy Brown affects make it so that the most her collection of fat can be, is Pig Tail, since MOST DR bodies more or less don’t genetically support weight gain/distribution, to the booty, properly. Waistline and legs get fat way before any booty, and the booty is not scalable to look good at bigger sizes. This is why no booty models come from DR, everyone is skinny/thin, who makes it big.

Depending on how you’re seeing them, you might or might not think so. You might like the skin tones, hair,  outfits.. but something is not quite RIGHT about the shots, right? That’s because you’re looking at the midsections, and long, flat butt and you’re saying ‘WTF? That’s not curvy, that’s a boxy body with a Pig Tail/Flat booty! I was expecting thin with no ass considering her features! Is she pregnant? Is she a dwarf?’ Well this is the genetic situation that affects many Latin American ‘Indias’ bodies, and when a woman has these features, ‘whites’ of Latin America try to hide her from all cameras so as to put forth a projection that the more white looking latinas are all that exist, when in reality they are a very small minority in Latin America!

Introducing the Real Latinas of the Americas:

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When many people think of ‘LATINOS’ they think all Latinos are the same. I’m here to let you know there are HUGE differences between the Caribbean-based Latinos, Brasilians, and all the rest (and even amongst the rest it’s not all the same)- hey some want to be called Hispanic and not the hip Latino branding. The 1 thing that is very much constant in each is ‘the Indigenous‘ genes of the people who inhabited the Latin American countries, before the whites enslaved the Indigenous and the Africans and threw most groups all in the big slavery melting pot. That mix of 3 ethnicites brought about some of the most exotic, sexiest blends of people you’ve ever seen today – especially ‘India Oscura’ which are the black-indian mixes (my weakness) (thank you  thank you ; ) ) – but the most consistent blend of Latina was Indigenous with European genes. This combo fills out most of what is Latin America, and as a result, when you look at 1 group of people from Latin America, you can’t tell where anyone comes from. To most eyes, ignorant about Latinos, they think everyone is from Mexico. lol History of Latin Ass mentality We always talk about how SOME women you see from Brasil, DR, PR, Panama, Cuba, etc.. have some of the finest, roundest asses out there (hopefully you’re talking about the ones without the surgery enhancement), and they can often mirror other African descendants’ butts- not often but they can sometimes. Well this is due to the African genes this blend of Latinos happen to carry. The Latin world knows this very well, and thus were shocked when looking at the butt of pop star Selena (R.I.P. but she definitely was using ASS TRICKERY).  People said her butt makes you think she has some African mixture in there and it can’t be from Mexican lineage since no one in her fam had such girth, but of course no one points to her earlier pics when she actually used to wear jean shorts and there was no butt to be found! Everyone is caught on her stage performance in the purple glitter suit, after she had work done.  She used trickery from old school techniques, which is why she’d never wear anything revealing skin on her backside. This is why she got national attention, her ass- which got bigger after each performance yet her waist got smaller hmmm !   Selena presented a controversy due to being Mexican (Indigenous + European genes so everyone expected what we’re talking about here, wide hips, Pig Tail booty at most) but with a butt recognized in the Latin world for being an African trait.  In fact, in their book ‘Women and Migration in the U.S.-Mexico Borderlands‘ by Denise A. Segura, Patricia Zavella, researchers Negron-Munaner said about Selena’s butt ‘For any Caribbean interlocutor, references to this part of the human anatomy are often a way of talking about African in(side) America…and despite the fact that Selena was chicana, an ethnicity not associated in the Caribbean popular imagination with big butts, she was definitely curvy…. Selena’s butt was, from a Puerto Rican perspective, one of the elements that made her not specifically Chicana, but ‘Latina’, and hence more easily embraced as one of our own’.   They hint on a clear difference we have in the Latin world with Caribbean-based/Brasilian/Panama versus everyone else.  The Selena paradox screwed up the booty mentality of many non-African descendant Latinos.  Brasil and Panama are more in line with the Caribbean than the other countries (mixing African, Indigenous and European genes over and over and over), and just like the islands, Brasil loves them some booty! lol I personally credit Puerto Rico for early days promoting big booty love and helping it spread in the Latin World because Dominicans and Cubans were sleeping on it and still do to this day!  Puerto Ricans pushed through IRIS CHACON and every Chacon since, in the 70s, so that let you KNOW they were serious about giant ass from jump!  The rest of Latin America was NOT up on this kind of booty and still liked small, European booties (those calling themselves Hispanic), not the jumbo booties.  This African gene made the butts full, and all of Latin America knows this but who would accept this fact? Yes it’s fact. People think this is a myth and they laugh when we say that the African gene is what gives even ‘Latinas’ ass, when in fact it IS medically proven! There actually exists a medical term for the growth that African descendant females get in the thighs and ass, which was originally identified with the gene from the tribe of the KHOI (how ironic the name Ms Koi) people (of South Africa) and many more beyond. If you know the story of Sara Baartman, and how Europeans paraded her around Europe so you can see here huge ass, you’d know that scientist isolated the genes that causes black women to get ‘THICK’ like that. It’s called “Steatopygia”, which is the building of the ‘thick’ layers of fat around that mid section, thighs, ass which fills out a lot of African descendant women to this day.  So if the African gene is what gives FULL-girth booties/thick bodies, and we know that the European gene produces FLAT booty/ lean bodies, what does the INDIAN gene produce, in relation to midsections/booties? We answer this, because this gene is a ‘problem’- if you go by all the marketing done in Latin America, to counter this kind of body genetics. When you think of Latin American beauty, you think of countless women in beauty pageants, but not these indigenous gene dominant women.  The problem is, when you think of any Latin American in a beauty pageant, you immediately think of CHEATERS WHO GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO WIN COMPETITIONS!! Also, just like in America and the world beyond, the more EUROPEAN the women look, the more accepted their form of ‘beauty’ is and how likely they are to win.  You also do not know of any women who look like the women in these pageants!  Another problem is due to wanting to look more European (just like many in US and Europe),  many don’t like their dark skins, Indian features, flat/Pig Tail booties, etc, so it’s no wonder that Latin America is THE PLACE TO GO FOR REAL, INSECURITY-ETHNIC FEATURE-ERASING, PLASTIC SURGERY! lol The reality is, like everyone else, many Latinas are trying to get away from a few features that make up the bulk of them:  Pig Tails/ Flat Booties, Boxy Shapes, dark skin, African-type hair (where applies), etc…  Point being, no one knows how to get away from what they originally look like, to look more European, than Latinos!  So in relation to booty, here are some of the ways that we’ll point out what’s going on in Latin America to admit that Latinos have the most PIG TAILS
> and BOXY BODIES (aka Spongebob Squarepants bodies which is what the Indian gene produces) but Latin America has many campaigns to make this ‘issue’ better.   Here is an Assology look into the group with the most Pig Tail booties, the Latino Indian Females aka “Indias”:

Check this out, excellent skin color, nice hair,.. eehhh but the Spongebob Squarepants body is skewing the vision isn’t it! normally, the butts belong on bony, slim bodies, so as they gain weight, most backsides look like this (wide, elongated, flat with collection of fat at the bottom or under the body): Meet the ‘India‘-Latina next door, what the majority of genetically Indian-Dominant, Latin American,  females look like in body. I like to call them BOXY BROWN ( a la Foxy Brown).

Similar to Native Americans and even Arab/Asians, if you think about it, the hair, skin color and butts tend to come out the same in each of these groups.  Can you tell this woman is from Egypt (see inset pic)? Or is she an Askenazi Jew? Is she Indian from India? Don’t know, but the butt is always the same amongst them all!   Indias We get a lot of fan mail about how it’s true that this Latinos produce the most Pig Tails,  but we also get much more hate mail stating that we’re racist and only love black women blah blah fucking blah! Most of this mail comes from people of origin in countries south of the U.S.A. and they are pissed at that statement we made about Pigtails and Latinas, because they feel that we do not represent nice ass from Latin America well enough.  But the ass they’re talking about are the White Girls with perfect ass that is promoted heavily in Playboy Mexico or Brasil, which is more likely to NOT be native to the country (before 30 years ago) they claim to be repping, and when you get off of a plane in these countries, you’ll NEVER see women like.  In fact, Playboy Mexico shows 99% of women who are NOT from Mexico at all!  Paula Moraes, Daiane Machado or Deise Borges (shown in Mexico playboys) are from Brasil not Mexico! LOL  Some point to Selma Hayek as an example of a Latina with much ass (which is only recently after dropping babies), but stop yourself short. She is an Arab (DAD) mixed with a New Orleans mixed race CREOLE BOOTY gene (part black mom) born in the Mexico but not to Mexicans and didn’t live there long!  She wasn’t even raised in Mexico it was in New Orleans.  So her ass went from flat ARAB (before babies) to pro-black gene ass (after making babies). Took her from flat to plump!  Still, her ass is a candidate for the methods of shaping ass, in Latin America. This is why Mexicans have NOT put her on the mantle like the next Selena, they know she’s not REALLY Mexican!  She got the BLACK in her! lol And her accent is fake, btw. Speak coaches showed her how to do it.  So her ass, just like the other ass being promoted as authentic Latin ass, is not authentic Latina ass.  The ass that is the most common to find do NOT look like the women the Playboy Brasil/Mexico/Venezuela/Colombia blah blah and the media try to tell us are all up in these countries, as surely, the perfectly round asses you’re seeing them with are completely FAKE (in mags), along with the rest of their bodies! The average ladies from Latin America have butts that look like this next picture (pic sent by fan living in Colombia – see inset pic to right) hot latinas? Look at the booties, what shapes are they?  You’d say “flat/Pig Tail” at most, wouldn’t you?  Were those booties HOT to you (the rest of them is hot we know)?  Forget the other features of the women, look at the booties.  Are the booties hot?  Most classes of booty, regardless of race, color, creed, religion, have the potential to be a nice ass- and we only judge the ass! There is no discrimination of race, ethnicity when it comes to booty here, it’s all about the ass a nothing but the ass.  So we don’t get why the biggest complaints to us is about us saying that basically those with dominant indigenous genes tend to produce the most women with Pig Tail booties.  Along with that we said that the bodies tend to be SpongeBob bodies (boxy) the less they were mixed with European blood.  We also mentioned that Latinas contain the very BEST in TEAR DROP booty and Ass Smile definitions,  but no one wants to debate that one-not a surprise. LOL  We ALL say white girls have flat asses, blacks have fat asses, etc, that is not racist, so why can’t we say that Indias have Pig Tail asses without people crybabying about being PC? lol   Another point I’ll mention is that not all Pig Tails are terrible either because some of them are nice, in fact some of the hottest/popular models you are seeing out of Latin America, Europe, etc are Pig Tails (only smaller in size thus less obvious). Some of the more true Latinos will put out models that are more believable and real Latinas.  For example Mexicana Lust (see inset pic right) is a woman who has been blowing the minds of people for than 6 years now! She gave Mexico their next Selena type body, but without surgical tricks.  Everyone THOUGHT Mexicana Lust she had an Apple Bottom, then Ghetto Booty Elite, then Tear Drop (originally).. her clothing and photographer did great tricks, but when her photo gallery came out (which we purchased), unlike Selena, we saw actual SKIN not jeans, then it was obvious that she was really Pig Tail.  Still HOT, IMO! Here’s what we saw:

Mexican Lust has some wide hips, with a collection of fat all in the Mystery Space, and a Pig Tail butt that looks like Apple Bottom one day, Tear Drop the next due to tight clothes and angles in pics.. but when you see it without the clothes and propping up, it’s really just a Pig Tail. Luckily for her, the Indian gene wasn’t that strong and her butt is not completely FLATTENED all up on the top. She happened to fill out that Mystery Space with fat, oddly enough, as the fat piled on, rather than just get wide and flat, like most with more dominant Indian genes would. Her child-bearing hips are very attractive and in a case like hers, even if she had the huge box body, the waist to hips ratio would defeat the boxiness. Had she more Indian genes, she’d look like this girl, who has all the ass fat UNDER the body, and a wide, flat, long Mystery Space:

If you peeled back Selena’s clothing, you’d find the same but she did something to the droopy butt she had. The thing is they have the infused European genes too, making them less pudgy and less ‘indigenous’ looking- unlike the stereotypical Latin American females.  The look that Latin American beauty wants to show you is the more European looking women, NOT the typical Latin American women that we’re highlighting here, that you see every minute you’re in the streets!  They surely don’t want to highlight the ones with the 3rd gene that makes up many latinas, which are the ones containing African genetics. That is the TABOO of Latin America- to admit you have African genes in you. lol So no, AssMatrix.com is not racist, but surely these people trying to project their white versions, over their real Indigenous versions, of Latin Americans ONLY, is being prejudice. So as you can see, the Pig Tail claim is true! So we offer this Assmatrix.com look into Pig Tail booties (Latina Flavor), but put some proof that Latin America ’suffers’ from Pig Tail /Flat booties. Why do we say ’suffer’? Because everything they do in beauty and fashion is to COUNTER these Indigenous features they have!!! Got your attention yet? Let’s get it started! You almost  NEVER see natural “Latinas” with strong Indian features being shown off in any magazines, TV, or anything showing off the Mexican, Central and South Americans.  You’ll certainly NEVER see them in any beauty pageants. You do not see the Latinas on TV like you see everyday in the street (with the Box bodies)? I mean even UGLY BETTY TV shows are about making fun of this Latina with this body shape (non European model looking, rather pudgy and boxy ‘ugly’ chicks). The fact is, the less European you look, the less appealing you look in the Latin America world view. If this is not true, name 1 hot ‘india’ with this Spongebob square pants body? Didn’t think you could find one! They never get represented on Spanish TV or in magazines, only the ones with white/European features get play! If you want to see the ‘average Latina’ body, they can be found on any social networking site, in the streets or on any website promoting marriage to local women from Latin America (easiest route to make the broad case). Tell me why NONE of the women up for marriage on these sites look ANYTHING like the TV and Mags you see coming out of Latin- unless she’s the woman announcing the winning Lotto Numbers. So there is this need to try to look more white in many Latinas who really want to call themselves HISPANICS and not LATINAS. Saying ‘Latina’ means you’re part of a greater mix and you’re part of the group that accepts the African, not just European and Indian mix.  Normally Hispanics were chasing the purely White European beauty standard.  So to deal with this, Latinas are sold FULL BODY “FAJAS” (girdle- see inset pic right). This tucks all the fat and builds a form that looks like a taper at the waist plus gathers all the butt fat and makes it look lean and European in frame, and much less boxy.  So you combat the wideness and the pudginess of the Indian genes with these.  The fear of the Indian gene, and it’s BOXY SHAPE, was so bad for former ‘Marimar ’soap opera star, and singer THALIA, that she had her RIBS REMOVED TO CUT THE CHANCES OF HAVING A BOXY SHAPE AS TIME WENT ON, and have a taper! I’m serious, this craziness is big business in Latin America.  These were the ‘Hispanics’ doing this, mostly, trying to be more true to their Spaniard ties.  Today, it’s COOL for the Hispanics to want to be seen as ‘Latina’, which is connecting yourself with a greater body of latinas, literally, which includes the African descendant traits, as well as the others not just trying to be WHITE.  It’s moving away from ONLY the European beauty standards and accepting all the mixes of ethnicities.  That’s what up, LATINOS not Hispanics!  ..but embracing the term ‘Latina’ meant you had to step your ass game up now,  and suddenly that game wasn’t about being skinny and white.  .. which that left many Indias flat, literally.  Still that Indian gene plagued them in the butt area! All 4 examples have the cute faces, slim but wide bodies, nice, long hair, fair to tan skin tones too, but our area of focus is on the midsections/butts, which are square/boxy and PIg Tail/Flat! This Indigenous gene does not normally give this kind of chick a proper taper to the waist/hips.  So the midsection is boxy and flat in all directions!  The problem is even more obvious as the women pick up a bunch of weight. Unfortunately for this ‘Indian’ body, the fatter these bodies get, the more ‘barrel’ shaped the midsection becomes. The bodies grow WIDER and do not ’scale’ well- and thus neither does the booty.  The fat is distributed in ODD ways to the Indigenous body and you get many with heavy tops with skinny legs and flat butts, or stumpy bodies with but completely flat, wide butts and huge legs (see inset pic right)… ODD!  When most guys think they’re seeing a Tear Drop, at best, it’s really a wide, Pig Tail that’s being propped up by constrictive clothing. The Pig Tail booty forces the ass meat to continue downward, as grows, along with gravity, and most times that Pig Tail me
shes seamlessly into the back of the leg.  The disadvantage of the Pig Tail is ANY additional fat on your butt looks droopy or sloppy (see inset pic left). So they MUST keep that in check.  If not, when the girls walk, it looks like a bowlegged baby with a load of shit in it’s diaper wobbling down the block.  You see it all the time when you see Latin American women with butts that look like they sit on top of their calf muscles when they walk all droopy and hung low. A very good thing for many Latinas though is the ‘GIFT’ of excellent Ass Smiles. This is seriously saving so many ugly butts with Pig Tails that have gone wrong. As the butt gets fatter, the Ass Smile almost never erodes, so they can get nice bulbs, still the ass is going to look droopy or look like it’s forming on top of the legs. It could also get huge and plump like Anell.  The top of of the butts tend to be elongated, flat and the bottom is where the butt fat collects (rarely do they have much muscle mass on the butts of “Indias”). The Boxy mid section is what delays the formation of the ass, which is why it does not form until way down low on the backside, and in most cases, that ass “is falling down” as many will say Latin America. This refers to a booty that is long and droopy in appearance, but it might not really be droopy just that Boxy body forces the appearance that the ass is sitting just 1 inch away from the woman’s calf muscle.  lol  The ass looks like a baby who took a shit in a soggy diaper.  So many on-lookers think that fat collection below the butt, the thigh fat that wraps around and the fat the collects on the Mystery Space is actual butt meat. In reality, what you’re really looking at is what appears to be SOGGY ASS due to the fat of the thigh blending with the Pig Tail. The results are these bodies:

From a backview, you can see the elongated backsides, not much taper to the waists and the ass is a fruit at the bottom style aka Pig Tails.The Mystery Space collect the fat and in jeans you think this is ass but here you can see it’s not.

Now the Latina was caught between the European standard of beauty, and the African standard of beauty now popular as ‘Latinas’, but if you have a flat ass/ Pig Tail, how are you going to step your ass game up when your ass looks questionable to begin with? It was ok flat in the white standard, now it’s ugly. You’re seeing the JLOs and Vida Guerra’s but your shit looks nothing like that.  The men caught on to this too and this is when all hell broke loose,  as it put extra emphasis on all Latinas with those curves! That created so much frustration for the Pig Tail that she never looked good in jeans that looked good on other types of booties. No one was looking at her soggy, long butt in thongs (see inset pic). So to her salvation came many male-introduced procedures to try to even out the score for Hispanics now wanting to embrace the ‘Latino’ wave, in relation to booty specifically.  Here are a few of the popular methods that are used in Latin America to combat the Indian gene- hell even the white gene:

Surgical Corrections of PigTails/ Flat butts

Not everyone can afford to do this kind of surgical work, if they’re poor, so it’s normally the rich or ‘white’ Latinos who are trying this to further careers or land a rich husband. If not, it’s some dude paying to have his wife look more enjoyable. They will go through the surgery and get implants. Implants are NOT for everyone and if not done properly, the mistakes are very visible on these small bodies. If you saw the video, you saw that the bottom of the butt still has this skin there that is left over and looks like forehead wrinkles at the very bottom of the booty.  This why this next option is more of a favorite for many (if they can afford) it:

INJECTIONS OF FAT + SCULP Basically, it’s transferring fat to the butt, forcing it to form and become more round and full. In time, the fat will combine and harden and give you that African gene affect. The butts that get this surgery are flat asses and Pig Tails because these kinds of butts do NOT grow in girth, outward, only down and wide out to the sides.  So these injections gives a butt more like an African descendant’s ass, puffing outward, but without having to stick in the ass implants.  This is what Kim Kardashian did if she didn’t do the implants. I’m convinced she’s doing this one now because the ass changed from Tear Drop to Apple Bottom.  If you see that happen to any chick, it’s likely this operation!  Now if you saw the video, the girl’s butt was ok the way it was in the first place, but good is never enough if you’re consumed with beauty. Still, this procedure is likely to make too much ass, in the minds of many women in Latin America. The ass looks too ‘African’, so they want to get a ‘lift up’ of the droopy or Pig Tail butts that they already have. This is where the next procedure comes in.

Brasilian Butt Lift This shit is mortifying to watch! yuck, but is very popular for the Pig Tail crowd. But you saw how the butt gets pulled up like a puppet’s ? lol The idea is to jack up the butt higher. Now if the butt wasn’t overly fat and droopy, Pig Tail style, could this work? NO!  So this surgery is to deal with the Pig Tail/ Soggy booty issue of Latin America.  An Apple Bottom or even a huge ghetto booty could not get this surgery, nor a completely flat white girl butt. You have NOTHING to yank up from the bottom!  So it’s designed for Pig Tails which many of the Latin American world have and the reason it has it’s name of the Brasilian Butt Lift is because a lot of Brasilians have Pig Tails and it was first designed to combat this even in Brasil!  Many can’t stomach the pain so they have to go to an even lower budget and zero pain/surgery.

VIGLUTES: Remember we told you that Beyonce uses butt pads? Well this is another Latin American creation.  They’re called VIGLUTES.  If you don’t want to put silicon pad INSIDE OF YOUR ASS, well then you can just get panties or pants with the silicon pads in them. Yes, think of it as a push up bra for you butt. Observe: Now again, if the claim that Indias didn’t have Pig Tails/Flatties and droopy diaper booties wasn’t true, why would you need a pushup bra for the ass?  Still, it’s another low budget way of combating the natural, India Latina booty. lol

FAJAS: Want to fake an Apple Bottom? Want to know why so many old ass women have perfectly round asses that POKE OUT, defying gravity while they’re tits touch their toes?  They’re using FAJAS!  Observe the trickery, when you’re broke and want that surgery look.

LEVANTA COLAS / LEVANTA POMPIS

There are stretch jeans, and then there are Levanta Colas.  Literally you’re LIFTING the ASS up with these jeans, look at it as the poor man’s version of the Brasilian Butt Lift. While other jeans in other countries are trying to make jeans make women more slim and gather all the fat to look more full, Levanta Colas specifically address the huge Latina problem, PIG TAILS that go wrong.   I’m seeing a LOT of women with these and it’s the highly popular style of doing pants today, in Latin America.  They are THE IT THING for SPRING 09, watch! It’s so huge that there are huge debates about which country originated the pants that cures the huge problem of  ‘asses that are falling down’.  You can’t watch spanish TV without seeing an add for it or if you’re on a Latin website, they’re in all the ads.  The pants claim to lift and shift fat from all directions, channeling the meat to the middle then UP to create, at best, a nice Apple Bottom, or at worse, a Tear Drop booty.  Colombia claims the title for making the best ones, and most people agree, but Peru claims their version of the pants work on every kind of body out there.  The Levanta Colas also take many women who are TUNING FORK profiles and tries to make them sexier, but if you don’t have the Pig Tail where the bulb of fat is at the base of the butt, these won’t work! Yes, they do NOT work for all Pig Tails. You have to have the fat build up enough at the bottom (a bulb) for the jeans to grip and scoop. If your butt is just WIDE and fat, these pants can’t do anything for you. These pants are specifically to take the butt and do what a Brasilian Butt Lift surgery does! It it not designed to do what the Fat Injection surgery does (that’s American style jeans that do this).  Still, you need a droopy butt, not just a butt with fat all on it, to work.  To test this theory, that they don’t work if you don’t have Pig Tails, we send an Assmatrix fan out to try these on.  She’s a latina who is a big girl but her African-European traits are more evident than Indian traits. She didn’t get a Pig Tail with the droopy bottom, she actually has NO bulge of fat at the bottom of the ass, just fat that overtook the waist, thighs and butt.  As predicted, the jeans didn’t work. Let’s put Levanta Colas to the test! This is her butt normally. It doesn’t have lot of fat at the bottom crowding the gap, unlike most Indias would have and this is her butt after putting on the jeans: seems round, seems to bulge but that’s not the point of the jeans. They are to lift. So there is a molding of the fat that exists on her butt but concentrate on the ‘under ass’. She didn’t have much meat in that area so there is nothing down low to uplift.  As you can see, if you don’t move and pose in the right angles, it looks like it did miracles for her butt. But if she actually MOVES and takes 1 step forward, the pants don’t work as advertised. Now she cites she hates the pants and make her look nasty and slutty like some grandma with nasty pants that shouldn’t be worn.  So sorry big girls, if you don’t have that Pig Tail or butt with a lot of droop, it won’t work.   Another fan who is also a big girl tried them, and they also didn’t do much for her either. Her ass spreads out wide, but doesn’t fall down as much. Still didn’t really work at advertised You need the long, soggy flat butt with meat at the bulb or just real Pig Tail for these jeans to work.  Just having a huge backside does nothing for you!  The ladies did say they grip like nothing ever before, but I suggest they stop wearing these jeans before we find out these shits cause cancer or something. My nuts hurt watching these women fit in them. Looks painful!  So big girls, these are NOT for you. Do not buy into the hype unless your ass is flapping on the back of your legs when you walk, like my cleaning lady’s nasty looking ass. So as you can see, here are just a few of the MANY ways that Indias in Latin America deal with booty compensation.  If you can’t flaunt your ass the European way, and you can’t flaunt your ass the Black way, which way can you flex it?  Guess you have to resort to the plastic surgery or the clothing that does the optical illusions.  With all these tricks originating in Latin America, obviously there is a need for it and obviously the claim of Pig Tails being the majority here is true!  Also with all the faking going on in Latin America, to see all these perfect asses popping out of countries with the most butt augmentation tricks makes every chick busting out with perfect asses, SUSPECT!  So when you see all these WHITE Latinas with Indian feature like straight hair and tanned skin color pop up with Apple Bottoms, just remember this post! For example,  Dominican Republic does NOT have Apple Bottoms (Tear Drops as best) so that bullshit set of pictures from internet chick Jinnette Dominicana are just that BULLSHIT!  I doubt she’s even from DR and I see her in Brasilian bikinis and clothes.  Ok, some say Jaime Koeppe’s Applebottom is all real but here is her vid of her real booty, compare it to ANY of her PICTURES you gawk at. Not the same. , aI call Shenanigans on shit like this!  Look at the evidence of the bodies of women in these countries and if you don’t have the African gene dominant, it’s even more obvious that your shit is fake!  Yes there can be a genetic anomaly here and there, but so many popping up out of nowhere with these booties? All from the same countries??? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!  Pig Tails is what most latinas roll with, the best Tear Drops are owned by Latinas (the more African gene dominant) and you can’t dispute this now.  But also, like I said, Pig Tails doesn’t mean it’s all bad. There are many Pig Tails you’re seeing that you don’t realize are Pit Tails, but you like them and post the pics up on your pages!  I’ll take you out with these, but next time you’re checking a latina, check that area of the mystery space. Is that ass meat or is that back fat? 9 times out of 10 it’s back fat.

Below are PIG TAILS YOU KNOW YOU’D HIT- SO STOP FRONTING!:


Pig Tail booty catches the ’spirit’ for you!

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She wants YOUR attention- yes you!

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