AssMatrix: Reloaded

Hopefully you’ll appreciate the work it took to get these to flash (thus a smaller size/ quicker download)!

The weeklong series continues… FLASH NEEDED (allow vids to load)

We can’t put it ALL here, and people’s internet connections aren’t as fast as we’d like, but here are a few vids for those whom might have missed the event:

also read –> FOR MORE IN-DEPT ASS COVERAGE
Ok take a look at this photo and tell me what is ‘out of place’ with it. Of course it doesn’t seem out of place to you, you’ve an untrained eye. Ok I’ll give you a hint,….

see that bulge… who’s hip is really THAT low??? Well […]

A Tear Drop booty is the most common of all booties. Most booties that can’t take form, one way or another, will probably end up being some form of this kind of booty. This is because if the ass does not have a top of the ass that jumps off of the back, […]

Some people asked for video representation of the asses we were describing. I guess they didn’t want to read the site, lol but it was here at this link, in detail!!! Since people don’t want to read anymore, here is the quickest reference for you, enjoy:

[ratings]

OH yeah… the shaking your ass for the kids to see how hoes behave, and to train those babies, transcends cultural barriers… te gusta pompi y hijos en el mismo video? Well here is more on what is not cool, Ma! Stop shaking your fucking asses in videos with kids the video too! Trust […]

Yeah I saw this commercial and noticed that a lot of the pants that the chicks wear are LIFTING UP THE ASS, and not just shape shifting like we’re used to, here in the united states. Most times, women just stick a bunch of fat into pants and the pants just makes the skin […]

Go download some, bittorrent or whatever! You will NOT be disappointed! Their version of dancing the ‘FUNK’ is music for ladies to put on grapeskin short shorts, thongs or skirts that if they were any shorter, they’d be called HATS! I’ve viewed like 3 or 4 of these shits, maaaaannn get up on that! the […]

You ever wish you had the most high def camera, but have it be so small that no one can see- you know, for those ‘precious’ moments where you didn’t want to be completely obvious? Well so do we, but we had to settle with grainy vid from a tiny Panasonic Dnap, instead. Still, we […]