Archive for the 'Peep this ass!' Category

The Big Pig aka PIG TAIL booty

Friday, May 9th, 2008

We’re getting some hate over the PIG TAIL booties, from our TYPES OF ASS section of ASSMATRIX.COM. People are upset that we, at Assmatrix.com, are making light of the kinds of bodies/booties that are not fully fat, thick, normal or skinny. There are many in-betweens and sometimes people like to ‘upgrade’ themselves, […]

You want an exercise video for a better butt?… hmm try this :)

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

A reader asked what can we suggest for a better butt, the natural way… but in all seriousness, it’s a combination of genetics and exercise. If you have a flat ass, you just can’t grow it and have to do a Beyonce and get buttpads, or JUST DEAL WITH IT. lol You can get a […]

What do we mean by ASS-EDUCATION? Surely not this, ladies!!!

Monday, May 5th, 2008

We, at Assmatrix.com, like to educate people on what’s going on in the world of ass. “It is our duty to examine the booty”! We provide ass education, or Asseducation, because many are lost today. Here is an example of knowledge transfer that we simply do not approve of… let’s watch a short […]